>you own a bakery
>another bakery opens up across the street
>both your bakeries are equally successful
>you find out that at their bakery they offer fancy gift bags for take home purchases
>what's more is: they don't even know what kind of bag they get when they buy one. the patterns and designs are random
>for some reason this bothers you so you call the police
>the cops come and ask what's the problem
>you explain to them
>they laugh at you and politely ask you to never waste city resources like that ever again
>but then you see it
>a boy buys a gift bag hoping for a blue one
>he buys one but it's red
>he buys another and it's green
>another red one
>a pink one
>finally after several tries he gets a blue bag
>you tell the police "HE'S BEING EXPLOITED, THAT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL"
>they scoff at you and tell you that you should be so thankful that they both like your donuts more so they won't fine you for
being an idiot
>this pisses you off to no end
>you go into the back and grab a wooden spoon and a large saucepan
>you go across the street and start banging your pan with the spoon and screaming "DON'T BUY GIFT BAGS HERE, IT'S NOT
ETHICAL"
>even your most loyal customers think you're an idiot (despite some of them agreeing with you)
>one of them tells you to not worry about it and just tend to your bakery since their bakery's practices hardly affect you
>you wipe away the snot and tears
>"b-but i c-can't.. i-i have t-to tell them"
>everyone realizes you're a lost cause and call the police to take you home
>"b-but i wasn't d-doing anything illegal just l-like them!"
>they police assure you that you were not doing anything illegal but given the sum of recent events on your behalf, it's certain
you have autism and need to be put down
>you promise to behave
>the cop driving does his best to ignore you as he's heard this before a million times
>it's apparent you'd sooner court death than behave rationally
>you're taken out of the car
>bang
Stop being stupid