>"Yes hi, I'd like to pick up a copy of アルトネリコ3 世界終焉の引鉄は少女の詩が弾く, please."
>"W-what?"
>"UGH, do i need to spell it out for you, gaijin???"
>"S-sir, I don't understa-"
>"AR TONELICO QOGA: KNELL OF AR CIEL. IT'S A JAPANESE ROLE PLAYING GAME MADE BY GUST WHO ALSO MADE THE ATELIER GAMES, YOU STUPID FUCKING ROASTIE."
>"oh yeah we have that. One sec."
>"k cool thanks :)"
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All women are whores.
this but unironically
I would like to order the mommy video game, please.
>"Yes hi, I'd like to pick up a copy of アルトネリコ3 世界終焉の引鉄は少女の詩が弾く, please."
>"W-what?"
>"UGH, do i need to spell it out for you, gaijin???"
>"S-sir, I don't understa-"
>"IT'S MA'AM AGHHRGGHHKHHH"
sex have
>spend all day whining about women not giving you sex at the drop of a hat
>actually they are too promiscuous
men truly are retarded
>Dumb EOPs manning the stations at MY game store
Sigh
>k cool thanks :)
best part.
>”Out of the way, Incel. One copy of Rage 2.”
based and very true
desab
>going out with a girl tomorrow
What the fuck do I talk to her about bros?
I am taking a shit right now, it isn't that different, right?
Yea Forums and some of your favorite shitposts in the past.
They should be having loads of sex. Exclusively with me.
Make dumb jokes
>out of the way fag, one copy of barbie horse adventures.
>all women are whores
>whores tend to have sex with literally anyone
>still won’t have sec with you
rofl. Keep thinking the women are the problem, incel
>incel
>involuntarily celibate
>makes themselves as unfuckable as possible
>involuntarily
"have sex".
tell her about how much you spend on egirls
Dilate.
Asspennies
TINDER IS NOT AN ACCURATE REPRESENTATION REALITY, SHUT DOWN THIS POST AT ONCE, INCEL!!
Just ask her questions about herself and get her talking, girls love to talk, just sit there and listen, and be (or act) interested. That's how you get pussy. Be chill, calm, and collected. She will let you know when she is comfy with you if she starts bumping into you, touching you etc. Dont fuckin take her to a movie go do something where you can talk you faggot. hope u get laid
honestly, this.
>both of you step to the back of the line. 3 copies of Fallout 76, for me and my bros
Except around you.
>tinder
>being used to classify literally anything
just so you know this picture is fake, the original was about robbery or some shit
>how about the three of you fuck off. One copy of Hamsterz Life for the DS.
Thanks user will do. We’re going to have dinner hoping I get laid too but not counting on it
Just be yourself
>Oh, we'll pay you $10 for that, sir.
why do all gamestop f*males look exactly like that?
>pinky tattoo
Into the trash.
Everyone is a whore. They just won't be a whore with you and that makes you angry.
Itadagimass
b-b-but we stopped stocking DS games since 3 years ago sir...
>you will never be shouta
why am i even alive
>17
>with tattoos
Right.
This user speaks the truth. I took my ex to a movie for our first date. And she ended up leaving me 2 years later for another woman.
Fuck you Emily, you ruined True Grit for me forever.
Tell her about the jews/ despite being only 13% of the population/ the 40%.
These will be new topics that she doesn't know, it will interest her.
based, she redeemed herself
IGkino
I'm going to suck her pusy
Bitch looks like a gorilla I am disgust
Why are women such whores, jesus
go outside for once incel
Tell her about the smega on your penis.
I have tattoos. My point is no 17 year old will have tattoos.
>well look in the back. I'm not leaving until you get me that game.
have sex tattie
I do. I have a gf
based and redpilled
FPBP
Big lad
my friend had tattoos. His dad was a tattoo artist. I say that in the sense that his dad owned a tattoo gun and did tattoos out of his apartment. For birthdays instead of a present his dad would give him a tattoo, starting at 16 years old. Yes they were white trash
You vastly underestimate how degenerate youth is.
sometimes I wonder if the model has seen all these edits of him and what he thinks of them
>My point is no 17 year old will have tattoos
But they do, I don't know where you live but if you look around in shitty parts of the town there's bound to be a bunch of trashy teens with tattoos.
Honestly he probably uses them to shitpost as well.
But user, that says Ar Tonelico 3 Sekai Shuuen no Hikigane wa Shoujo no Uta ga Hiku. Or Ar Tonelico 3: the trigger of the end of the world that a girl's song pulls.
well he's some russian guy in a band or something. His girlfriend shops all the pics. I'm sure he's aware of them, even the more outlandish fan edits.
I knew a slutty 17 year old who had a Phoenix tatooed on her butt, she showed me. She tattooed that shit after I made a speech about second chances and the Phoenix. WHORE
Yes, I’m thinking this thread is BASED.
Xenoblade Chronicle 2 please
men will fuck literally anything
*betas
Damn thanks for reminding me why I deleted tinder.
>One copy of Skyrim: Special Edition on PS4, please
Guess y’all must live in some real shit holes
It’s his sister, wasn’t it?
>HE still goes to gamestop
Fucking why?
I've seen shops that are shit and won't ask questions because they don't bring in enough.
OH NO NO NO NO GIRLS WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE INDEPENDANT, STRONG AND FIERCE.
Uhh... we don't sell to ants here.
>out of the way weak mortals. I demand you hand over every last copy of Tomodachi Life for the 3DS immediately, or there will be consequences
Based
Fuck this i'm moving to japan
More like I am not that ignorant as to how fucked up the current world is right now.
Also I don't have a tat but you do, I have never interacted with someone who has a tattoo who isn't a low class undesirable.
I don't believe you.
>if you want a whore, buy one. If you want a queen, you gotta earn one
When I travel to nyc, I use tinder for quick meetups, and the number of girls with that in their profile is insane.
what the fuck is happening here
>one copy of phantasy star universe for xbox 360, free if you please, unless you want this pigeon released in your store
Holy based
don't put on a facade, unironically b urself, unless u just want to fuk. And whatever you do, don't start talking about VIDEOGAMES
>60 guys in two semesters
That’s kinda hot
Don't be retarded, read They are just as slutty if not more than western women, you just don't know because you can't read moon.
youtube.com
they're not whores they're just quick to ditch bad suitors
>having a body count as high as 60
>at the age of 20
this is the definition of roastie. I honestly don't give a shit what you faggots say, whether you're seasoned porn stars or kissless virgins, taking THAT much dick does shit to your vagina the likes of which cannot be reversed by the mortal flesh.
I make a decent living at work as a project manager. I do wear long sleeve button downs at work to hide it; especially when meeting with our vendors and contractors. Thankfully once a project is underway, depending on location, it no longer is an issue. I couldn’t imagine wearing a button down long sleeve while we worked in Bangkok and Cambodia
cringe
>I'll ask one more time. One copy of Skyrim: Special Edition on PS4, please
he's ascending to his final form
hahhahAHAHAHAHA oh no, he doesn't know. You won't find a girl there that hasn't been railed in 40 different love hotels unless you go for the really ugly ones
Read Murakami
t- I get my information from Yea Forums
>4 KB, 114x126
>"oh yeah, the girls over there are just as pure and innocent as the girls in my [favorite shonen anime]!
This isn't Yea Forums-exclusive knowledge, if you have ever watch late night TV talk shows this is widely acknowledged fact.
>"why yes, i do save the bandwidth of hiroshimoot, how can you tell"
Imagine being this pathetic
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Nah I'm half Japanese I've witnessed it first hand, even the cute tidy ones have all fucked. Maybe if you go t the countryside you might find some pure virginal shrine maiden, but I wouldn't bet on it. I've seen love hotels next to rice fields my man
Are you retarded? The guy doesn't exist.
What’s his name?
biggest autist on 4channel right now
fuck off poorfag
Are all the virgins there men then?
thats somewhat mean desu
Kingdoms of Amalur was a lot of fun.
It’s not exclusive to japan. Sex isn’t some taboo thing spoken about in whispers. Literally everyone has sex everywhere if you’re not an incel. In Miami, learning a girl in senior of high school is a virgin is surprising as hell. If you hear of a girl in college being a virgin, you’ll learn she’s actually seen as the off-shoot one, and most guys are intimidated as they don’t wanna be with someone inexperienced. Only Yea Forums era fantasize being with a virgin. They’re omg act inc redo bolt boring, quick to put up walls, and often times very difficult in dating stages. Above high school, the posibilita of actually meeting a virgin and defloweing here is rare, and difficult task not worth to pursue.
Yes, and extreme uggos with social avoidant tendencies.
I'm fucking crying, what the fuck is that pose even. Its like someone got all the members of the Ginyu Force and then just stacked them ontop of eachother.
dont fucking tell her anything and be as silent as you can
They’re awkward to talk to and boring *
Goddamn phone posting while riding Uber
>one copy of ペルソナQ2 ニュー シネマ ラビリンス please!
A WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL GEAR
save hex
fpbp
>phone posting while riding Uber
>I love you
>sleeps with another man
Wtf?
Well at least she understood how weird it was by herself. Just break up and go on.
Fucking kek!
This is a true redpill, is dumb since it only attracts retarded women who obviously can't see a catfish, they aren't worth being with anyway. But the fact that a horrible abomination like that can get so many messages/likes means you have absolutely no chance, so don't bother
give him what he wants what the fuck
Now think of how many kids phone post while in class
You're supposed to have had 5 sexual partners by the age of 20 on average.
You beat the average, right Yea Forums?
Try to force a conversation and the shit will fail miserably. The conversation must flow organically after the awkward start of it.
Had 3. By 31 I’m at 9
Y-yeah.
>being 20 or older
fuck off boomer
Of course I beat the average, I’m pure. Not like I could find anyone to match my perfect genetics anyways except in 2D.
When they spoke about 9/11 in your history class, how was it discussed?
alright mr master race, if that's true then why are white foreigners known as players?
BASED
we had to play jenga
it was one page of the history book and we were over it in around 10 minutes, burgerboy
But that's all English already
this is the reason why I come to Yea Forums
>shitposting and lack of video game discussion
You’re the reason Yea Forums is shit
we arent. The last time I had sex was 3 months ago so im a virgin again.
So you're a whore son?
no. had 0 at 20, first time at 22, 4 at 27, 6 if you include non PIV.
Never had a GF. Sex is neat and all, but it's not worth getting close to people.
It’s Manlytears biggest picture
>he expects real discussion in an anonymous image board
fpbp
Literally have more sex.
probably more pages than your entire country got in any others textbooks lmao
I'm not sure what the question is, but most jap men are not agressive or take initiative. The few chads that do gets all the pussy. For westerners it's less of a problem, in the west all guys have to work hard to get into panties, be charming etc. While in Japan just talking to a girl you'll be ahead of most of your competition
seething
cringe yikes cope have sex
What's the average by 27?
People and places, not penus and politics , OK
>Based 100%
>"NOOO WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU DIDNT SPEND 2 MONTHS OF HISTORY CLASSES TO STUDY THE WORST DAY EVER TO EXIST??
Ernest Khalimov
ugh
20-25 all of them for me, except anal, anal is gross
Nope. Only 2
Got my dick blown by more but only 2 sex
FPBP
ive rejected every advance every girl has ever made on me, no roastie will stop me from becoming a wizard
must be tough being an incel though
>1544173500436m.jpg
>m
22, ive had 2 and they were both cheap prostitutes, though one of them said i was kinda cute so hey...
>being able to find even one real person that can meet your standards let alone 5
Must suck having such shit genetics and low standards that you settle for garbage instead of basking in the greatness of 2d
>m-muh ms paint mutt meme
yikeshavesex and cringecopepilled
>dat Yea Forums necklace
Kinda funny how neolibs say that shit when it actually supports rape enabling attitudes, but lul whatevs.
No, I know a fat German woman who posts here.
She claims to be asexual
SEETHING mutt
You think 30 year olds unironicaly play and discuss video games?
Grow up manchild
well what does she like?
maybe there is something that covers both your interests
yup
incels are bad because they actually WANT to fuck 3d roastie whores
you keep telling yourself that
except the girls in Ar Tonelico not named Luca.
I do it, mostly while waiting for my gf to run her doggies
>been like this my whole life
>actually get interested once
>rejected
>"I'll take ¥1000 gift card for Epic Games Store, I download my games digitally, thank you"
you keep SEETHING like that, mutt
and fuck her niggies
>Whore helps clean up the gene pool
She kinda looks like Clint from LGR
Why are incels so interested in picturing women sleeping with Black men? Like, why not say “fucking other guys”? Why always black guys?
Fake news
what the significance of m?
Hate to break it to you, but Ernest Khalimov is a real person
he thinks it signifies that the image is on a mobile device
however this is not always the case, depending on from which site you save the image and if you rename it yourself
>capitalizing black
yep, it's a söyboy
Just 2.
But I'm autistic and have weird fucking physical touch issues so I think sex isn't for me anyways
Guys, just make a badoo or something. I am ugly AF and made a new one just for fun again and less than 1 hour ago and I already have 2 beauties who liked me.
I made one in Tokyo once and matched with a very cute ladyboy.
you sure told him
fuck off normie
That's not incels, it's cucks getting off on posting that shit.
>normie
you're fooling no one, r*dditfag
>I fucked like 60 guys in two semesters.
Societies' fucked.
It runs out of steam toward the final third where you can have basically every class maxed out and all that is left is to button mash through waves of identical enemies.
Apparently we are getting a sequel in the near future.
well at least im not a non-virgin who tries to make some retarded excuse about being autistic or something and that the sex thing was a mistake :((
t: 25 yo khv
>matched with a bunch of bots
>the only real people sending messages are negros and goblinos
big shock
youre right fellow gamer, that one slut on tinder means its all doomed. we truly do live in a society. now i dont have to try at all cause society is f*cked anyway cause of the roastie whores on twitter and tinder
cope
based, only good post the rest stinks of reddit
i think that last one is only due to depressed women seeking casual sex as a form of self medication. doesn't seem like a significant trend.
ok this is the best one
you're just pathetic at this point, please leave and stop embarassing yourself
>Well at least she understood how weird it was by herself.
had she never made the mistake of accidentally snapchatting him, she would have kept the whole thing secret and kept fucking other men behind his back for as long as he didn't know.
near half of women in the 20s in japan are virgins though user
the guys dont try
Why haven't you had sex yet?
Humans are trash
>near half of women in the 20s in japan are virgins
ahahaa, look at this weeb incel coping
>on a site all about casual sex
>surprised when the men will fuck ANYTHING
woweeeee
suicide is a sin so no
but like 40% of women in their 20s there are virgins user, the guys dont even try
the original "sleek n tears" content is a photoshop portfolio that some russian girl does in the first place. the face/jaw is 100% fake and shooped.
If you did the exact same thing but with a cute girl losers would still orbit her. I bet you right now you'd get more responses if you did that.
Dumb slut
seriously though, where would you even find a girl that hasn't fucked 10+ guys and won't cheat on you?
seasoned porn stars rarely even fuck 60 men over their careers. that girl legit has a severe mental illness.
hospitals, playgrounds, the local orphanage
Any church/temple near you?
thats only as much as having sex 60 times. you wouldnt even be able to tell
>implying Christian girls are the most sluttiest around
In anime or manga of course
not a single thing you said is actually common to the real world. you speak as if you're a virgin pretending to be a normie and saying what you think normies act like.
>posts fake pictures to prove a point
don't bother, the clergy tends to get to them first. well, unless you're clergy
I like ugly jap girls, they are endearing
You don't, that time is over.
Now post the unphotoshopped version.
i met mine online ironically, theres attractive girls who are shut ins and dont want to take 50 dicks. theres billions of people user
various universities with animal husbandry programs that rural girls go to. the trade-off in finding a rural wife is that they're often very sexually boring, and get pretty fat later on, especially after pregnancy.
how can you even stand girls for an extended relationship? I always dump them after a couple of weeks because their vagina doesn't interest me anymore and I want to go back my video games and hate distraction
it's more like 25% and only up until around age 26, after which it drops off to virtually none among both sexes. at least it used to. now among men around a quarter are still literal incels into their late 20s and beyond. pretty pathetic honestly.
>theres attractive girls who are shut ins and dont want to take 50 dicks
cool story
>sexually boring
spot the porn addled nu-male
>almost start to believe the "my past doesn't matter" propoganda
>remember micro-chimerism exists
The ultimate a final blackpill
they exist, but they are usually mentally damaged and it's difficult to find them because they never go outside
I didn't know Unnatural Vegan played games.
>he has no understanding of or basis of comparison between exciting and boring sex
literal virgin lmao
>mentally damaged
that's why you stay the fuck away from them
I think he's referring to baby girls that are just getting baptized.
your delusional bitter worldview has no effect on reality, especially mine
Read this like a manga
>doesn't deny being a porn addled numale
absolutely accurate
söy flavoured "retort"
I went to get Nier: Automata and the girl there had never heard of it and couldn't spell Nier (near) so she thought it wasn't in the system.
i'm not sure why you're still on this specific projected insecurity of yourself. did you have any evidence to disprove the common knowledge of non-promiscuous women being sexually boring, or were you just emotionally triggered and needed to lash out?
so you are a porn addled millennial nu-male?
Tinder's basically an app where you sell yourself and THIS is her opening pitch?
Why are women gay? I mean, why do they like Cock? Isn't that guy?
>y-you’ll be sexually boring to your soulmate if you don’t have sex with me, please have sex with me
The only girls this is working on are worthless ugly ones anyways you retarded normalfag fuck lmao
the better approach is to look for a woman you actually share some interests with and then try to fuck her rather than trying to fuck a random woman while not even knowing anything about her
She's cute. What's her contact info?
>cutie at sport who is obviously into me
>talkative enough through texts
>barely opens her mouth in person though
she's making it kinda hard.
what about if you worried less about fucking at first and more about forging a genuine connection with someone and sex happening naturally?
And why would they post the actual image on the official instargram? The right one is photoshopped by someone else, with Ernest's face on it.
If I photoshopped an image and slapped his face on it, you'd be the first retard to say the original is fake because of this photoshopped image someone made
H a V E
that was more or less what I wanted to say, just without thinking about how to word it
always love how people imply that cheating is something that happens accidentally and doesn't go through like a dozen steps where you could have just said "no" at every single one of them
>Have 20yo japanese cousin
>she's cute and awkward, but was bullied in school so now she's a socially inept neet
I feel really bad for her, I wish I didn't live so far away or I'd hug her everyday
how did you manage to get a date and then ask this question?
What are u gay
OSAKA
大
阪
Marry her
women don't have to sell themselves on tinder. all they need is a picture that looks vaguely like a woman and they'll still get matches.
I'm not sure what Japans stance on marrying cousins is nowadays. But yeah no. I just want her to be happy
MIYAGI
宮
城
県
Have you ever said a game title wrong and gotten totally schooled by the clerk?
Fuck me. I've never set my foot in that store since.
>27 years old
>22 partners
drugs were a mistake kids. i did a lot of stupid shit
My country started WW2, so no.
That's like fucking once per week in the span of a year, my dude.
why do retards like you think anyone gives a fuck about shit like this? you could walk in the store with your cock in your hand and shit on the floor and you'd be forgotten in a few days, a distant memory at best of "that one weird guy who came in"
Poland? Go back to cleaning my toilet!
Yeah, I work at a servicedesk and the amount of customers who think I remember them is staggering
probably the shyer ones at sport clubs or whatever. definitely not the ones that specifically go to dating spots, because those are obviously actively looking for sex.
I wouldn't even mind the 10+ guys that much, but I'd almost definitely bore her to death so there's no point in even considering it.
no.......... that's a lie...... i'm pure.........
I'm at work ok
>21
>0
I unironically don’t know how some people seem to find a gf so easily, everyone seems to say “friend circle” but my friends are KHV’s like me.
there's the occasional one that is lots of fun to be around and genuinely makes me happy.
happens pretty rarely though and then she's already taken most of the time.
That significantly less than on Yea Forums
I used to be a manwhore when I was a teen, of course I did.
Sometimes you can luckshit your way into a date
>girl was mentioning she's never sat on a horse
>ask her if she'd like to try riding, my brother has a horse and I could show her
>she agreed
I didn't expect her to say yes, I thought I'd just get the usual rejection. So I had no fucking idea how to proceed really.
Isn't that how you get friendzoned?
Yesterday a psychiatrist invaded my consult with my hot clinic. She kept fawning over him, that whore and he kept being a smug fuck
Do people actually consider this attractive?
getting a gf from your circle of friends only works if there's any girls in your circle of friends
80% OF MY POWER. ONLY 4 LIVING SOULS HAVE EVER WITNESSED THIS FORM. KARASU, BUI, MY ELDER BROTHER, AND NOW YOU... ALTHOUGH, NEEDLESS TO SAY, user, YOU WON'T COUNT FOR VERY LONG.
now go back and tell your reddit butt buddies how le epic it was
well, don't let the "genuine connection" stage go on for months. nothing wrong with seeing her a couple times and getting to know her before you try to stick your dick in though.
Ah fuck I can relate to this. I remember this type of shit happening on 3 different occasions. It happened with Persona 5, Dragon's Crown and even Monster Hunter World which really caught me off guard. The first two I could sort of understand but certainly not MHW.
I doubt both that
1 you're a girl(female) and 2 that if you are, you are pure.
that's not really a date, though lol. fuck you retards are hopeless
This, otherwise you'll fuck up
Just stare at her
depends on the girl really. if you are chasing some stacey who mostly cares about getting dicked hard, then obviously she'll lose interest if you don't make any move to dick her hard within the first 1-2 dates.
there's a lot of people and they don't all have the same preferences. the trick (and difficulty) is to find one that matches you without having to bend your personality too much
>Man has sex with many women
Wow! What a chad!
>Woman has sex with many men
Disgusting! Whore!
>inb4 key and lock analogy
>doing something together with just the two of you which you do for fun and not because you have to is not a date
what's a date then, according to you?
>men and women are the same
How about the castle and army one?
it's the man who has to take the active role and try to seduce her, whereas the woman's role is more trying to figure out which of the guys is a good match and which isn't.
if the man can seduce a lot of women he's pretty good at his role (though still a manwhore), but if the woman fucks her way through 20 guys she's pretty obviously shit at judging their value as a partner, else she wouldn't ditch them/get ditched by them so often.
I wouldn't mind changing the roles and getting called a whore every now and then to be honest. it's a pretty small price to pay for not having to be the active part
That's up to taste, people who play around habitually are whores, period.
Haven't heard about that one. The only other one I heard is about pencils and pencil sharpeners
both is degeneracy
"chads" fuck loose women aka whores
Where I live, men who slept around a lot were called manwhores.
t. a manwhore.
pretty sure Chad can convince most women to fall for him, but only the whores keep falling for the next 20 pump&dump Chads afterwards, too
>reddit spacing
Gtfo
wrong
promiscuous sex = whore
simple as
How about attacking the content instead of the form
based. i don't fuck with 3DPD
watch your mouth, boy
my point was rather that it won't be hard for a good looking, charismatic guy to convince an inexperienced girl that he's totally serious and wants more than just sex from her. and unless her parents really drilled it into her she'll only know afterwards.
irrelevant
based
>Love cigarette juice!
bro in my highschool 3 ppl had tatto
>cigarette juice
namefag
>This actually happened to me
I was ready to lunge over the counter and choke the cheeky 16 year pimpled face shit with my bare hands
H-here is your seal copy sir of NEEEER~ automative *snickers*, enjoy *holding back laughter*
I snatched his game with my big hamly hands and stormed off but before i left i stopped in my tracks at the entrance and turns my head around with a devilish smile and shat my pants, the fart shook the entire building like thunder and the smell shot into everyone's noses that they began to gag and dry reach, gasping for freesh air as i gassed them with my rage.
loser
Have sex. But not too much.
>But not too much.
Just have lots of sex with just a few people.
bet this sounded funny in your head
based
>tfw actually handsome and women have given their numbers with the receipts
>too socially retarded and shy to ever call these numbers
lmaooooo
Japanese women are worse
as i said, clergy gets first dibs
same.
my main problem is that I can't really gauge what would be "going too far" so I always take it too slowly and they eventually leave because they think I'm not interested.
on top of that I'm a naive romantic and would prefer to not make sexual jokes immediately, too.
well what counts as pure, and before you ask, no im not the tranny from above.
How is the number thing supposed to work anyway? Are you supposed to call them randomly out if the blue at some point? What would you even say? Sounds super awkward.
They just want to bang
And yes, you call them at evening when their shift's over, they'll be laying on a bed with the phone next to them and will be really disappointed, horny and lonely if they don't get a call
You never watched any movies? You call her back some time later and meet for some coffee or other shit that leads to some passionate sex.
>Sounds super awkward.
It is. But most first approaches are pretty awkward. Normally the other person will forgive that though because at least it was you who initiated the conversation and thus took that awkwardness upon you.
we have things called texts these days you out of touch faggots
tell her that you're a nice guy because you didn't instantly rape her.
>Pure
Virgin or at least only had sex it what she she genuinely thought was a serious relationship.
>Not walking around with a feathered quill, ink well and parchment paper
put me in the screencap
You'll get a lot of troll replies but jap girls arw unironically more pure on average. Way higher virginity rate.
How the fuck are you supposed to get laid? Sperg at people on Tinder? Get shot down and waste incredible amount of time just to "have sex"?
Being ugly is a sin
This, I got a girl asking me out in two days just by doing this
Based. Never touched a female but I don't think I even want to anymore. 2D is all that's left.
If you're ugly and introverted it's over
and thank god for that. with 1 minute breathing time before I reply even I can sound smart and suave! .. sometimes at least.
All women are whores without you.
I'm both, what should I do?
Based and red pilled
I love being single. Being the only master of your life, having no commitments, doing everything your own way is just wonderful. I never wanted to have any relationship, but I find having sex outside of it to be degenerate. I don't know why are you guys so obsessed with it.
How do you know if youre ugly when youre incredibly detached from other people? Is there a chart?
How can I know my own ego doesnt inflate or deflate it?
Is Ar Tonelico worth getting into? I've heard some songs but heard the gameplay was boring
when the relationships you pursued were primarily romantically motivated and not primarily sexually motivated.
HOLY BASED
don't try tinder, unless you are willing to fuck trannies. any halfway good looking girl on there will be fucking swamped with matches and messages, if you could pull any of those you wouldn't have to resort to tinder.
A girl at work keeps asking me about myself and making me talk, what do?
Good question. I've been told I'm attractive before a few times but none of the sources are very reliable.
This
>none of the sources are very reliable.
attraction is seldomly objective anyway, unless you are at the very top or very bottom of the scale.
just go on some board like /s/ and watch what other people view as "hot women", out of a near infinite amount of pictures on the internet. most of those don't do shit all for me.
If you don't have significant upper eyelid exposure (picture related) and your jaw isn't recessed, you should be at least somewhere in the average range. If you have prominent defined squarish jawline and defined cheek bones then you would make it into the attractive range.
If you date me you are pure, otherwise you are a whore
allow myself to introduce myself
what did he mean by this
That includes "Chad". They fuck women they consider to be ugly.
I just value the companionship too much. Good for you though, sometimes I wish I was like that. It's hard to find someone who is worth being together with.
Correct
Yeah that sounds true. A lot of girls that are apparently attractive I don't find attractive at all. Guess I'll never know.
if you like her, just talk with her. and if you want more, probe if it's a possibility.
at least she doesn't find you repulsive.
Trump, chicks get wet just thinking about the Donald
all men are whores
Death to roasties
we've all messaged ugly bitches before at our worst points in life
I'm replying because I'm a Yea Forums NPC.
>tfw I look a lot like that guy
It's over
>17
God white women age like shit.
Egghead would have made a cute hrt girl probably maybe.
He's a normalfag piece of shit though.
Why are some women interested in pathetic ugly men?
>I've heard some songs but heard the gameplay was boring
The combat is simple and hardly challenging. It's easy to never get a game over if you're halfway competent.
It's strong sides are mostly worldbuilding and music. Depends on your preferences, really. I enjoyed it a lot and I could still name many more flaws the games have.
They hated user because he told them the truth
t. beta
I'm not Chad and I've turned down women. It's just you beta virgins putting pussy on the pedestal.
>Guess I'll never know.
the message was more that it doesn't matter because the only thing of relevance is if the specific girl you'd like to be with finds you attractive or not.
if you want to know if they are serious you can mostly go by
>if you asked them their answer is worthless, if they mentioned it unprompted it's more likely to be true
>if it's through text it's less likely to be true than if they told you in person (at least in my experience)
>if it was your mom who said it, disregard it
>if they say it after you've complained about your love life or something, disregard it
and so on
man that sounds fun
>you must have a house
>a career
>not be fat
>not be bald
Sex is fake and gay
>not be bald
DO THEY THINK I CHOSE TO BE BALD
FUCK
>caring about 3D women
Why, dude? Genuine question, do you really think about women after you jack off? Stop being such a beta.
SHUT UP SHUT UP
>Tfw lost super hard at the genetic lottery.
The only reason I'm not a virgin nor a kissless virgin is that my friends set everything up for me beforehand.
Don't be a manlet
first post, best post
>Don't be a manlet
oh ya forgot that one
Men have varied tastes because we aren't the selectors in the sexual mating game. Males being choosy is simply not a thing that occurs in nature, you impregnate whenever the opportunity arises because it's of little to no cost to you, it takes only a few minutes to do so. Whereas the female has to bear the cost of pregnancy and the risks entailing birth.
Females have a sense of scarcity regarding mate selection because of the time required to undergo pregnancy, there is a limited number of males which they can be impregnated by, meaning nature forged them to be very choosy and careful when choosing a mate. The sense of scarcity for males isn't about specific female traits, it's about getting a mate at all. Two different mating strategies meaning two different approach to sexuality. This is the fundamental dichotomy that gives rise to slut shaming women while giving a free pass to men. It's innate biological behavior.
The lock and key analogy is very much right.
what does this even prove, niggerfaggot? I would too not give a shit about the crimes of a person if they're sexy and hot enough and so do you.
practice a smile in the mirror
I would unironically do this if it were that easy. But yo have to learn the language, adapt to the culture and even after all that you have to accept that you'll never be Japanese no matter what you do and will always be an outsider.
>dad walks in
>are ya winnin son?
How did that work out, was it only a one night thing? An escort?
No one has ever made me feel more loved than my dogs. Now all I need is a sex robot to fuck and sleep with and I'm set with everything I need
My hand is better than any woman.
>males being choosy is simply not a thing that occurs in nature
pretty sure it occurs in any species where the male partner invests some effort into helping to raise the children.
Daisy is cute desu
it proves that you're a hedonistic psychopath just like women
NPC
B A S E D
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>supposed to
lol
exact same here my man, of my 5 close friends 1 of us is a chad and even he's only had 2 gfs
Mirin that lad's cigarette collection
>now among men around a quarter are still literal incels into their late 20s and beyond
Women are responsible for this, not men.
Hey, superficial, absolutely banal thots exist, literally who is surprised, but that's what you find on those kinds of places, it's not fair to hold that against an entire population
I actually never did, which is probably a good part of the reason why I'm a wizard. There's just some point I am not willing to dip below
bros is it true that having sex gives you an insatiable craving for it that masturbation can't fix? makes me scared to lose my virginity tbqh
Just fuck your dogs
Dogs are one of the biggest causes of the low natality
There is nothing wrong with being hedonistic, bitch
why are some men into fat, old women?
this desu, don't be 16 year old me and not reciprocate when an already shy qt who hadn't yet had a relationship like me at the time was trying to send signs
>spoke to teacher after class and got us put in the same media group for the yearly project when my own friends were put in another
>kept elbowing me whenever I said something remotely funny
>sat next to me on a bus when it was my last stop just to talk for like 30 seconds
>gave me her phone number at a party when my friend who actually liked her was sat right next to me
Why haven't you taken the gaypill Yea Forums?
marce doesn't pass at all
The characters are pretty strong too, and the stories for AT2 and AT3 aren't lacking at all, especially when coupled with the songs' lyrics and own history.
This is a fake, right? Eggman really didn't go full tranny... right?
You're the dude equivalent of a cat lady, congrats
Being bi is the ultimate redpill desu
Daisy is kinda cute and Kate is a straight up milf, so it's weird they're in that pic full of otherwise troglodyte lookin women
faggots belong on a cross
Because men are ugly and faggots are disgusting.
If that is him then weirdly enough he makes a better below average woman than below average man
They're the ones who read those ntr doujins
>most jap men are not agressive or take initiative. The few chads that do gets all the pussy.
this, but they don't even have to really be chads. tons of middle aged guys who make at least decent money are getting all the mango. all the ossans in my office are married and have side chicks.
If I acted on any of them I'd be at 4 or 5 maybe at 23.
>random girl with DSLs wanted me to walk her home from the park late when I barely knew her brother and by extension her
>3 other girls during education that all liked me at certain points
> think that last one is only due to depressed women seeking casual sex
who cares? women who sleep around are brain-fucked. this chicken-egg shit is meaningless.
> doesn't seem like a significant trend.
the fact that the trend is that visible on the graph means the correlation is likely to be quite high. if you want to know if it's significant or not you'll have to check the p-value but that looks like a significant result to me.
>1995
pffff
>tfw feel like people especially girls stare at me all the time
>don't know if this means i'm hideous or attractive
>too scared to ask anyone to find out
help
Yeah, just avoid it until you're sure you'll get your dose of sex regularly, otherwise it'll just make you miserable
b&r
lmao nobody cares religious bitch nigger
one of the few that actually liked me was literally staring at me silently in english classes years ago, it was blatant undressing-tier.
during our last lesson of the year she blurted out an "I love you" after calling me out around a crowd.
I don't know why she was expecting that to work as if I was going to run at her like the end of a disney movie but hey.
the relationship part sounds good but the intimacy/sex would just feel too weird
You seriously think we didn't recognize you Todd?
>can't smile on command
>always smile when I talk to someone likable automatically
do normalfags actually consciously smile? for me it just happens.
I assumed once you had it once you stopped caring/thinking of "what could've been"
Who has an easier access to sex?
I simplified it for the sake of brevity because it's a tad more nuanced for humans, but I was speaking of casual sex which follows more of a tournament species setting (chad gets all, incel has to sit into the corner to have the opportunity of getting used roastie and raising chad's offspring), which is why you often get things like attractive men having sex with ugly women but the reverse being an extreme rarity.
BASED BASED BASED FPBP FPBP
BLACKPILLED BLACKPILLED
>and even after all that you have to accept that you'll never be Japanese no matter what you do and will always be an outsider.
probably the hardest part, the other two just require effort from your side but that one is a thing you'll always have to live with
Because faggotry is disgusting.
>Skinhead
>Cigarette collection
>Tags on room wall
This is peak 90s kid edgelord. Reminds me of myself back in the day. sips*
Dunno, one of my friends is back to mostly wanking because he says his gf just doesn't do it for him anymore but he also won't ditch her to find another girl so I assume that at least for him, that's not true.
On the other hand your fantasy is probably ahead of the real thing.
Humans don't have free will. There wasn't any no she could have said at any moment.
If you don't want people to cheat, you segregate genders.
Same user. That whore on right looks vapid and makes me want to choke myself
I'm fucking dumb when it comes to these things, I always just get it a couple seconds after it's too late to react to it.
>girl mentions there's some new place that supposedly sells amazing ice cream nearby
>looks at me expectantly
>mouth gives an answer before my brain has processed that she wanted me to invite her
Leads to them not being able to tell if I'm interested or not because it's just a string of me being dumb so I always get stuck somewhere along the way.
Because the only other person I'd do it with lives in another country.
Wtf? That can't be true can it?
>enter GAME and grab game
>that one SMT game for 3DS is discounted but still too expensive, get annoyed
>get other game
>clerk tries to make small talk about how she heard the game I'm buying (unbeknown to her for a second time) is really good and she wants to try it
>get more annoyed and say its bad
>she stays silent while I pay
Awkward. Considering I’m 31, with a gf of 3 years and my longest relationship has been if 6 years.
i wasn't being ironic.
His daughter
if humans don't have free will they also can't make the conscious decision to segregate genders.
Yeah its the worst when all those opportunites get spoonfed to you throughout your educational years as well. Fuck all to follow if you didn't strike while the iron was hot, at least regularly.
I made the major mistake of actually trying to put effort in with someone who had similar interests but only ever did see me as a friend (and if otherwise then she was worse at showing it than any of the others)
She was a straight A student and dropped out to do a basic catering course that went nowhere, then got knocked up the year after and lives off of bennies. Chasing that probably put all those others off of me too but life goes on
dontmindifido
Why don't you have a streamer gf yet?
Holy shit
similar story here user, girl at work literally just stared at me and never said anything
then one day she blurted out "I wanna come home with you" at random, and i just laughed it off. Doing that shit made me feel nothing for her
how much you regret not having anything to talk about as a result of wasting your life on pointless shit.
>most guys are intimidated as they don’t wanna be with someone inexperienced
u fkn wot
>mfw everytime millennials think they've made a powerful statement
>it's actually basic shit that every other generation knows, but that theirs considers something controversial because they are a generation of socially stunted autismos
I cannot argue
What is with this 'pick up' nonsense? Everytime I go to Gamestop I just grab the game on the shelf, unless it was a preorder that is just now out.
>BOG HONOR
ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS!
DON'T CALL ANYONE
>it's a gossiping thread
Report, sage, hide.
Don't let newfags straight out of Twitter have a safespace, these subhumans don't deserve it.
fuck off roastie
Looks like fucking Michael Jackson
>he's never been to the states
>mfw the amount of normalfags in here
What's worse is that they pretend to fit in, all while discussing their 20 exes.
It's embarassing, there's no difference between these threads and fucking Facebook.
Upvoted.
That's no way to talk about all the moms out there. I love my mom.
obsessed
Because gay men have all the flaws women have multiplied by 10, while having no vagina to fuck?
Also, what's up with you degenerate subhumans who say
>dude, why don't you just start being gay
Because i'm a normal person, and not a mentally ill abomination like you?
You hate makes me stronger
>Kate is a straight up milf,
kate is a dude, legit.
Got lucky. I have my target set.
But suicide is horrible.
>you have to accept that you'll never be Japanese no matter what you do and will always be an outsider.
Thank God
>how do you know if you're ugly
Its simple. Examine yourself closely. Its pretty simple to see.
sad that women objectify themselves like that
Vaginoids seething rn
muchos gracias
I wasted my high school years chasing after two girls that weren't interested and ignoring the one girl that actually did like me (I even liked her back a bit, I just never realized because I was too preoccupied with the other two).
My studies were super busy so I didn't have much time back then and acted like a dense harem protagonist on the few occasions where I would have had a chance.
And now I'm probably at my last few chances before they completely dry up and try to keep my mouth from always replying before I thought about what she said, with at least some success. Pretty sure that by the end of the month I will know if I finally managed to escape my stupidity or if I end up spending the rest of my life doing not much else than sport and working.
I also learned that it helps a lot when you just tell people that you have this habit. They are much more forgiving than you'd expect, if only they know you aren't doing it on purpose.
A friend of his from college and much probably as a favor in exchange to fuck him she'd have to fuck me first. I'm certain it was something like that.
Based.
looks like the same place you'd be going to judging by your un-christian practices.
It's true, most people, both men and women, don't bother with virgins because they are a pain in the ass to get laid with.
Have sex cringecel
because I wouldn't want my gf to be a semi-whore, I make enough money on my own anyway
this thinking right here
this is why it should all burn
>it's un-Christian to warn people
Lol.
Who made this?
Do you have the Hitler one?
>What user's actually trying to say, is that his parent's didn't start him off early, so he's having a hard time adapting, thankfully society is working on fixing such problems.
they all took it raw, user. think about it.
To be fair, if you read through the bullshit and shitposts you'll find the Yea Forums has news before the media does. I can't count the number of times /pol/ posted something about this or that only then to see it on the news a few hours later, if not days.
Cute!
But that's how babies are made user. Don't you love your mommy?
That makes no fucking sense at all, why would thirsty virgin men be a harder lay than non virgin men? I think you're just projecting.
45 partners by 21years.
It's not that they are hard, just that they are a pain in the ass and have no experience.
Virgins have no idea what they are doing and are boring to fuck, not to mention men won't last even a minute.
video games are dumb lol
Lack of sexual experience and nervousness + fear of not performing well. And no, you don’t learn to sex by watching porn.
allowing faggots to to live is a mistake but allow mentally ill people to adopt childrens is just insane. Amerimutts needs to be nuked.
These sexual minorities need to be murdererd.
>yes that's right, my ex-wife who fucked 50 guys before me divorced me, how did you know?
I always thought that's kind of a dumb argument. They'll have caught up quickly enough, not like it's that difficult. On the other hand they are probably willing to try whatever you ask them for because they are eager to make up for their lack of experience.
have sex
Hahahaha, no
42 years old
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People don't understand that women in their 30's are the absolute worst. In their 20's they're still partying, being slutty, whatever, always looking for the next good time. In their 40's they've pretty much hit the wall and are looking for someone to actually "settle down" with. But, their 30's? They know the wall is coming, but they still want to party and act like their 20, but still want to settle down, but still think they're hot, but realize they can't compete with the 25 year olds… you can see how they are the most confused organism on the planet.
iv never had a girl even talk to me by their own accord and I'm 26.
and i don't know why, I'm not ugly or fat or quiet or anything like that I'm just invisible to women, gay dudes hit on me more, fuck even straight dudes do.
wtf is a badoo
You have no idea how hard it is not to unzip your dick in the right mood. Women also go through this, to this day 3 women cheated in their partners with me
You’d think so, but no. Having slept with two different virgins, the experience was almost offputting at several points. The lack of experience in moving hips, at blowjobs, at handjobs, constantly worried each time you tried something due to them being nervous, it wasnt worth the hassle at the end.
>straight dudes hit on you
user, those are faggots
Nice cope, gay marriages have lower divorce rates than straight couples in most countries that report on it and lesbians have the highest. Unlike women, men are honest with their desires so it's easier to find the ones that aren't whores.
Tell her there is no house but she can ride you instead
correct.
You’re boring. Even your post bores me. What could a woman possibly find interesting about you? Your lack of confidence is at the point of a vacuum, that is sucking my own confidence away. You make women feel worthless.
>43% of fags have had over 500 partners
source or its fake as hell, most fags around me have never had more than 2
>she likes horses
You just KNOW
Is the source of this your own asshole?
Also, why do you kill yourselves so much?
but i don't lack confidence?
I should stop reading these threads, they always just crush the last bits of hope I still had and instill even more fear that I'll suck too badly and disappoint in me.
Maybe you have an ""eccentric"" mannerism or body language
>tfw every woman around me in my age group has a boyfriend
I really don't want to deal with tinder thots bros.......
And here come the fags.
Don't you have to be in some parade filled with 7 year old drag queens?
You probably should do a HIV test for you and your partner, tranny
>I was only shitposting on the porn and degeneracy infested Indian bowl making forum to warn them. w-what do you mean that doesn't count as a good deed?
Truth