Meanwhile at Yea Forums mansion

Alex should have stood up more, those damn Hemorrhoids claimed another

Can you faggots please make use of the fucking toilet brush

AAAAAAAAAAA

pl-pls just give it b-back

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Which one of you faggots did this

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Nigger there are like 5 bathrooms, nobody is going to clean them all.
Move over to the West hall, we keep are bathroom clean and use a lock so the East hall can't get in

Jim stop eating my cumsock.

SOMEBODY SHIT IN THE SINK

lol I thought it was the oven

make me

It is now.

I'm not a chef but I can cook some stuff pretty well, and grill so you fucks better provide me with one. Now get the fuck out of my room and don't come back.

Ayo I'm making garlic bread, how many pieces should I make?

WHO TOOK MY PISS JUGS OUT OF THE OVEN????

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE VIDEO GAMES
THERE'S NO VIDEOGAMES HERE

I'M ABOUT TO GO FUCKING NUCLEAR IF I DON'T GET SOME VIDEO GAMES RIGHT FUCKING NOW

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GET SO FUCKING DARK IN HERE

Can you guys watch this for me? I'll be right back.

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Can the fags with carpet in their rooms stop cumming on the floor? Everyone can smell it and knows what it is.

Wait, I think my clothes were in that
You fucking nigger

Are you asking me to or telling me?

GUESS WHO BROUGHT TENDIES

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two boi

There are 60 of us dude.

sure pal
i wont jizz in it or anything

Watch mine too, I need to take a leak

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Make me 3

Hi

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How big is your dick?

MILKERS!!!

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

/!\
ATTENTION FELLOW FAGGOTS
GROUP MASTURBATION WILL BEGIN IN FIVE MINUTES
/!\

I'll play it safe and whip up 200.
It's made from scratch, see you in a couple hours.

CAN YOU GUYS IN THE ORGY ROOM SHUT THE FUCK UP

who called the hookers?

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You better go in the Basement this time. I don't want to see that shit when I go out for my midnight piss

FUCK OFF

You should just let him in user ... just let him in, just-let-him-in, JUST LET HIM IN, LET HIM IIIIIIIIIIIN!

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Asking the real questions here

Alright guys I'm ba- WHAT THE FUCK?

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The hell you mean YOUR room, I've been sleeping on this bed for at least a week

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Stop shoving into your pussy , girl
For fuck sake
You just made wasted another $200 2 weeks ago for the same thing.

I didn't
Larry called them last time.

THE FUCK

who the fuck keeps screaming METAL GEAR in the middle of the night

Oh cool, free stuff.

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I think someone's getting raped for dying in Sekiro

He better git gud or I won't be able to sleep

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What the heck are you guys doing on my cum mattress?

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Who the FUCK took my cum orb?

Cumming on it, you retard.

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That was me, sorry.
It is a reflex.

The cahones on this broad.
Obviously the virginity ain't useless if she's willing to threaten 'im for it.

Has anyone seen the remote?

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COME COME FUCK APART IN HERE AHH

Probably Jack, since he into metal song lately.

Hey nintenbros, dinner's ready.

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Someone sprayed diarhea in the bathtub again...

he look's kinda familiar
i have to ask the guy up stair first

*cums on it*

Nigga, that's not a bed. It's just a pile of cum ridden socks.

thank god i sleep in the crawlspace
it's cramped and hot but it builds character

Dude that's the fucking globe my dad bought me

I know its you Toddy.

Reminder, femanons: I run a tight ship here, and I will not tolerate anything but your absolute best behavior. If any of you step out of line, it's a week in THE BOX for you!

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That's it, I'm securing my room, now my years of building contraptions in minecraft will come to good use

I think an user shoved it in his ass

hehehehe HAHAHAHAHAH WAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

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I

DIE IN THE PROCESS

I told you to keep that sentimental shit in storage, Paul

DID ANYBODY SEE MY CAT?
LAST TIME I SEE HER IS IN user THE KITCHEN?

Well laa dee daa aren't we full of unreasonably high standards

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Isn't that were that one dude died though?
I don't think we ever moved the body

why do so many of you keep cumming on everything

what's in the box

He's just sleeping

*cums on your face*

I take good care of my crawlspace.

Hey guys, just arrived from the Yea Forums oilrig, fuck that place sucks. It's full of faggots fucking each other

Might want to shave the cat. Ive been cumming on it all week. Its in the basement bathroom.

ALSO GIVE BACK MY FUCKING BLANKET

MY MA SENT ME THAT AND IT'S BEEN FREEZING SINCE ONE OF YOU TRIED TO FUCK THE THERMOSTAT

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is he still warm?

Alright you jokers, every last one of you better own fallout 76, or else.

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So I'm poring over the monthly bills, why the fuck is our water bill so fucking high?

Did his mom cancelled his WoW subscription?

turn back, the gay has spread

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YOU FUCKING MONSTER
LYNCH HIM

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Oh, can you ask him for my copy of Pokemon Emerald back? I don't think he ever did.

*smirks* heh yeah, none of that here..

FUCKING NVIDIA

Are her feet free to be tickled?

WHO THE FUCK CAME ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR TILES?

W-we have an oilrig?

oh shit it's mr. video games
i love your thread please sign my shirt

So....

Where are the games?

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N-no... it can't be. It's spread?

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How else do you think we earned this mansion?

in the basement

Just snap it fucker todd. I rather disappear than playing stupid 76

>mfw the user who called her here is shorter than her

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The what now?

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user stop, no one ever got around to connecting that sink back into the plumbing, it just drains into the cabinet undernea... eh, nevermind

I ate them

*knock* *knock*

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Yeah, some fag keeps killing all the women so it
s prison gays for days in here.

>implying the fappers would dare to go into the basement
STALKERfags and Dworffags would murder them right there and then. Just throw then into the tranny orgy room.

Maybe...just maybe
know about carp scales?

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With all this cum on the floor I can practically see my reflection, give it a month or two and we could play ice hockey

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You if you keep asking stupid questions

yep, $5 for 10 minutes of tickle time, $10 for both feet
gotta offset the power costs of these babies somehow

JAMES? HE DIED

Dammit Peter
How else income is 24/7 available

WHICH ONE OF YOU TOUCHED KELLY? GIVE HER BACK RIGHT NOW!

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I thought it was funded by the prostitution ring that all the traps work on.

Dont mind me. Just gonna plant this here internet booster on your router

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They are in the fucking Library you retard

NO

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Hey guys, can you watch these d-bois for me? I need to get a card-key. Thanks I'll be back abit later

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Someone got doxed I see

We used the oil to get our foot in the door with the Saudi oil barons. They secretly love traps.

yoo the pizza is knockign

Pizza is here , guys. Bring the tip also, im only paying the pizza only.

Oh you'll regret that.

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We lost the key to that room ages ago. The trannies screamed for weeks. How could you not remember?

Oho pizza man, you'll get your tip! But only if you can answer my riddle!
What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and three at night?

D
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYS

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your mom

OH SH-

Lads look what I found in this room.

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damn, sometimes I wish I was on the oilrig instead..

WHAT THE FUCK STOP SHUTTING THE FUCKING DOORS.

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>hide my cum rags under my bed
>come back one day
>all gone, at least 20 of them

uhhh enjoy i guess

Okay even though this is just another gay ass LARPing thread, I can see you losers actually doing this.

How sad.

Me. Not bad, where i can get her ? Her vagina is 99% like my ex

D-BOIS
D-BOIS

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Shit it's Xi again, play the Winnie the Pooh tapes and Tiananmen Square Massacre newsreels

Don't tell everyone, retard, the fucking foot fetish murderer will get her.

Man. I have a degree in Greek Myths
That is why I work in Pizza delivery.

what's the next step in her master plan

Hey guys I'm back- WAIT WHAT THE FU-

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OH FUCK WHATS GONNA HAPPEN TO THE HOU-

>he ate it
OH NO NO NO NO

MEANWHOIL, IN TH' AUSTRALIAN Yea Forums MANSION

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i have a 20 bill stuck in the crack of my ass
can some one reach it for me?

Thanks todd, finally......see ya you sweet sweet liar...

I saw it in the kitchen

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>bought a can of guiness
>some faggot took it
>he said it was too bitter and threw it down the sink
what a fag

KONICHA Yea Forums
OH MY GOD THERE IS NO JOYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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Might've something to do with having to sleep next to a room full of dying monstosities that keep screaming.

God dammit Lenard. The Pizza man refused to take the shit covered dollar the last time you did that

Are you sure it's a man and not just a plucked chicken

It was this girl. I think its crawlspace anons girlfriend.

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GUYS THERE'S A CHINK HERE

Oh ... well I guess I'm going to the gay wing of the mansion then. I was fed up anyway, some pink haired guy slapped my rear,"rawr ex deed" at me and the told me I have a nice bulge, this is just icing on top of the gay cake.

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GRAB HER QUICK

THERE'S CUM EVERYWHERE

wait i haven't delete my...m...por...n......

Get that gay shit away from my fucking crawlspace

I keep waking up to find my dick sucked. Seriously fucking stop

It's noht laik ah luv shitpostin with ya senpai

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FUCK, THE JANITORS ARE ON THE WAY, WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO?

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Who ordered 10 pinapple pizzas? You've just made many enemies.

What the fuck are you faggots doing up here in attic.

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fuck you i do what i want

BURN IT ALL DOWN

She smells like you, figured she was yours.

Yeah, I thought your dick sucked too

HIDE THE LOLIS

faggot

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Nah dude, that's the DEAD guy's smell
I bathe outside with the hose every night

WHO THE BLOODY HELL KEEPS DIGGING INTO OUR BASEMENT
TELL THOSE YANKS TO PISS OFF OR WELL DUMP THE SPIDER BUCKET DOWN THEIR HOLE AGAIN
THE WHOLE THING THIS TIME

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Hey guys i started a skyblock server, you should be able to join via LAN
Please don't throw the cobble into the void again

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Its been 30 minutes. The pizza is free

HIDE YOUR PAYCHECKS, THEY'LL GET JEALOUS

Anyone wants to Karaoke?
ICHI OKU, NI OKU, HYAKU OKU NO KISSU

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Guys... w-we don't need... to be this c-chaotic....

L-let's settle down... grab some snacks.... and play v-v-vidy..a....

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If you guys dont want , just let me eat all of it. Here $300 for the trouble, boissss

youtube.com/watch?v=IBYpajqQcPA

POST THE PICS
POST THE PICS
POST THE PICS
HURRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Awww, a deer wandered in!

why is there a trail of blood

youtu.be/AChAvPEFzAM

Don't worry about it.

shut up and let me disinfect you already faggot

FUCK, NOT AGAIN. BRING THE FLAMTHROWER GUYS!!

G-GUYS, THE COPS ARE HERE

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mates.. who took moi jah's of piss..

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OK WHO THE FUCK SENT MY MERCS TO THE Yea Forums OILRIG?!? DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THEY COST?!?

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WHERE IS MY PET SPIDER

MAGIC MISSILE
MAGIC MISSILE
MAGIC MISSILE
MAGIC MISSILE
MAGIC MISSILE

Everything in order here?

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Someone wiped their ass on the living room curtains again!

I had to get rid of the Prostitutes some how.

i put it in the fridge

I'M GONNA SAY IT
IM GONNA HECKA FLIPPING GOSH DARN SAY THE C WORD

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they can't come in without a warrant, now shut up and help me bury this guy

WARNING WARNING WARNING
MISSILE MISSILE MISSILE WARNING MISSILE MISSI--

/m/ here. I accidentally parked my giant robot all over the gaming room. Sorry

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Don't worry, I am sure they just came for the CP.
...wait

THEY'RE GAHNNA FREEZE, YA BLOODY WANKAH

OH'M GAHNNA MAKE A NECKLACE OUTTA YER TEETH

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No you fucking didn't, not everybody here is Mr. Celibate like you

Come on dude, only $1000 per hour.

no

My new car just arrived!

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youtube.com/watch?v=4mhGUfRZDo4

>thread is in autosage
rip thread

Just throw him over the fence into the neighbor's yard

OZZY NO, YOU'RE S'PPOSE TO BE IN THE POND, NOW ANYONE CAN JUST JUMP THE FENCE!

hello sir
every thing is normal

Look, you will thank me later when you get your wizard powers

Not like anyone used it, so who cares.
Though I did go burn the Gunpla showcase room in /m/ansion in retaliation, hope you don't mind.

Fellas, I found this weird arrow but I think I cut myself with it.
Anyone got a bandaid? This feels fucking weird.

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It's alright, nobody was using it anyway. How are you doing /m/?

Why does our landlord hate fun?

How you got your fucking licence, goddammit

oh shit i should throw the corpses in the pond

It's quite dark tonight

Anyway, I'm heading to the store, you guys want an

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Why are there purple letter around you?

FOR FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>that user is right about the jannies
time to move out I guess

Faggot fucking each other is objectively the most manliest and masculine thing a man could ever do. That's why the oil rig is ran by fags. Sorry you too much of a limp-dick to handle them.

Who invited this guy?

hello?

Fucking hell, user wandered straight into the dickwolf woods again.

Just a reminder that skinwalkers don't exist :)

fsnngsgsn

you can't fool me, wendigo

You made us do this.

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MAKE A NEW THREAD QUICK

he does it for free

Get your dumb cat off the keyboard Andrew

I'm glad Yea Forums mansion threads are making a comeback though

who forgot to pay the rent again

THE LANDLORD'S GONNA HATE IT!

>permasage
HE DOES IT FOR
FREEEEEEEEEEEEE

This is the first one I have seen in a year

it is actually a quite nice experience, everyone should try it out once

...

Phone call, do anyone here know a "Moot"?

Maybe its because the Yea Forums fatasses at the oilrig are the ones paying our rent

OH GOD FELLAS HELP ME

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Who ever left the gummy benis in the fridge, sorry, let me know how much it cost, user dared me to eat it.

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very nICE

probably a scam call

that wasn't supposed to be edible

OH NO
NOW EVERYONE KNOWS HOW SHIT user'S MUSIC TASTE IS

Well, well, well. Take a gander at the neighbour, she's drunk again, you know what that means boys. Let's help her inside, it's risky to be sitting around half naked in her state at this hour.

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>when user gets btfo'd

true tho. only real men are allowed at the oilrig

...

Hey guys sorry I'm la-
Where the fuck is everybody?

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OH SHIT THE MANSION IS ABOUT TO GET DELE-

ALRIGHT, LET'S SEE YOUR STAND THEN, BITCH

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Oh great user's shifted into the Silent Hill mansion again.

Guys, user is keeping a horse in his room, I think he's been doing some weird stuff with it, the room smells like chloroform and most of his clothes are caked in sticky stuff.

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