Will this finally be our E3 bro's?

Hell yeah

I wish this game had more sharp curves, cylinder circuits are dumb as fuck.

It'd be more then enough.

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They did want a new F-Zero for the WiiU, but since that didn't happen I can see Nintendo just flat-out saying no to the idea now, seeing how the other games sell more then enough by themselves.

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It fucking better be
Old news. Already been debunked by the head of Criterion. He said it was all just office talk of what would be cool. The two companies never contacted each other.

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Source
nintendolife.com/news/2019/04/criterion_games_founder_says_nintendo_never_asked_the_studio_to_make_a_new_f-zero

No.

While you're at it...

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>Already been debunked by the head of Criterion
It's literally in the first fucking line that he confirmed it as true.

whoever you are, my friend, remember that F-Zero GX/AX is the greatest racing game of all time, and Douglas Jay Falcon is the greatest racer of all time.

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They print money, F-Zero never did

>"Once and for all, Nintendo didn't come to Criterion and ask us to make F-Zero. Nothing of the sort at all. Complete false. "
Is that so?
>whoever you are, my friend, remember that F-Zero GX/AX is the greatest racing game of all time
Duh
>and Douglas Jay Falcon is the greatest racer of all time.
Thats a funny way to spell Beastman.

>Douglas Jay Falcon
don't you mean Andy Summers?

Sorry, meant to say Pico

Why can't you fuckups spell Mighty Gazelle right?

Retard. See

I have no clue what dev could handle making a new game. Definitely not first party, the man responsible for GX is busy with his not-Yakuza game.

>Fucks can't spell Bart Lemming

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POST YOUR MF BOI/GAL/ALIEN/ROBOT

MY MUFUCKIN' MF BOI RIGHT HERE

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I have a genius idea
>Port F-Zero GX
>Add a working online with 8-16 people and the rest CPUs
>Online Co-Op for Grandprix with Friends (ex: if wither gets 1st place in a Master Grandprix, both unlock the rewards and get credits)
>More single player modes like the X series.

I don't think you can make a game in the current gaming climate that will be as good as F-Zero GX, though. Everything relies too much on continuuous online to sustain a barebones single player content. Most things peviously unlockable are DLC now. And of course, most games follow rule of minimal effort that guarantees a sale figure, specially games from large companies by nintendo.

Based.

I was Captain Falcon/James McCloud/Princia Ramoda

>uhhhhh what if Fox, but human

I forgot how much they were scraping the barrel with the original roster

i only need one

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I find this to be more of a circumstance than flat out lack of interest

I
MAKE
BOOST

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I don't feel like getting monkey's pawed.

I agree. Redout did cylinder tracks better because the boost pads were placed in more intuitive locations.

Only if they remove snaking, otherwise the online will be a fucking chore to compete in.

HE IS THE HERO

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sorry i don't speak journalist

How long did it take you to unlock those AX courses?

I never did

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Played GX on and off for like 3 years until I finally got gud and unlocked everything.

think I unlocked l;ike half from what I remember. man those were pure bullshit.

Is that Batman?

I have them all but I completely forgot what my 12yo self did to unlock them, from what I remember the AX racers were tied to the hard (or was it very hard?) story missions but I have no idea for the races, finish first in all diamond tournaments I guess?

Atleast half a year or so but that was mainly due to my autism trying to do the unforgiving task of beating the story mode missions on hard first.

Yes, there's also his friends Falconman and Raptorman.

A few years ago, I took a good week to beat the game on Very Hard.
Oddly enough, I struggled the most with, besides Chapter 7, Chapter 8. I don't know why but the race with Deathborn and his track really werent kind to me. I went through Chapter 5 rather seemlessly despite others telling me they never could get past it

I wish I could organize a band of chads and put them in silly F-Zero super hero costumes and wreck Nintendo HQ with them.

Fast RMX's Hero Mode is gonna last me until F-zero switch gets uncancelled

youtube.com/watch?v=mEdW-A9YdTE
Post best character tunes

Why are people thinking what online is possible on a racer THAT fast

that fucking race is etched into my skull from retrying it so many goddamn times.

Can't you just BTFO Deathborn? If that's a strategy it certainly isn't easy sonce it took me all night to get through all difficulties but I think you can kick him into the mines on that one stretch or something.
Also lol Deathborn and Darkschneider

youtube.com/watch?v=Ax4WF6UiQcU

lol no. not while shiggsy lives

he is a hack a senile old hack

Why was such a god tier theme wasted on such a shit tier driver?
youtube.com/watch?v=C4rP7WpfaYg&t=71s

Even if that were true and it even might be, they could still have released HD versions with new tracks and people would have creamed themselves.
Fuck this hack, old people are garbage, especially in cultures that revere them as higher beings.

I went to the arcade and unlocked them that way.

Because it's the bootleg version of Batmans track for a bootleg version of Captn Falcon with his bootleg Silver Neelson car
youtube.com/watch?v=fPbxwbnfY04 THE H

I doubt it, but damn I'd be having tears of joy if it does happen.

fuck off new game or bust

F-Zero GX was developed by Sumo Digital. Sumo Digital's last release was Team Sonic Racing. It's unlikely, Op.

I gave up and then years later I uploaded a save found on Gamefaqs through some wii homebrews.

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Of course not. Nintendo isn't going to bring back F-Zero. It's too hard for casuals.

HE SAID A LOW LEVEL NINTENDO EMPLOYEE EMAILED HIM WITH A LIST and contact never went further

About an hour
and 10 dollars

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he just respawns about a second after iirc, so you're just wasting shield/boost taking him down

weird, do they strap you down on these rides? Isn't it awkward as fuck?

I don't want a new F Zero if Shiggisy insist and making it some cluster fuck of a control gimmick like Star Fox Zero

No cause your existence is basically a tech demo in the Nindies eyes. And since Nintendo stopped aiming high in terms of technology after the Wii succeeded, you ceased to exist.

Myamotto never made FE, and NSMB has been replaced by Mario Maker. You got me on Mario Tennis, I'm still pissed from what he did to Paper Mario and all the personality Mario had during the gamecube era.

He did the same thing to Mario Galaxy hating the fact that Rosalina had so much personality and backstory, so he replaced her and the comet observatory. I get wanting just a non-serious franchise but does he really have to shit over what came before just because it wasn't to his personal tastes.

>hating the fact that Rosalina had so much personality and backstory
If he hates Rosalina, then how come she's basically become a guarantee for all the kart, sports and party games and even was in 3D World post game? I'm not even one of these REEEEEEEE NINTENDOS LIGHTNING PEOPLE but Myiamoto doesn't seem to hate her. Just because she'd a minimal role in Galaxy 2 but what could you expand upon with her?

I‘ve beat GX on highest difficulties without that.

She's a goddess that nurtures Luma's into becoming celestial bodies if you see no story potential there then I don't know what to tell you. And every game after SMG she's just a cardboard cutout of a character.

F-zero is deader than hudson soft.

Cheated, but that's better than nothing.

Suppose she can do stuff but since I'm indifferent to her I can't imagine something, the only objection I'd have was if her story stole the spot light from the game play.

Dear Nintendo: YOUR COCKSUCKING PRODUCT HAS REDUCED ME TO A GIBBERING MAN-APE WHOSE ONLY RESORT TO DEALING WITH THE ALMIGHTY FUCKING GRIEF IT’S BESTOWED UPON ME IS TO SCREAM AND HURT MYSELF.

Seriously, I am jumping up and down and throwing my shit in handfuls at the fucking television in some impotent primal effort to get the thing to work. I have been sitting here trying to enjoy your product – YOUR PRODUCT, YOUR GAME, YOUR CONTRACT BETWEEN DEVELOPER AND CONSUMER THAT THE CONSUMER WILL ENJOY YOUR PRODUCT – but instead the damn thing’s been crawling out of the console and taking warm shits in my gaping mouth. Swear to god, you should have just added a little door to the console through which a hand pops out and flips me off, because I am insulted that your QA or testers or whatever brainless shitstove three genes short of a monkey FAGNUT signs your games through thought that a person with more than a single fucking digit IQ could enjoy Story Mode Chapter 7. INSULTED.

WORK WITH ME HERE: The goal’s simple enough! Come in first! Hey, that’s fine, it’s just like playing the grand fucking prix; not a problem! Only deal is your cross-eyed team of tongue-slapping wunderkind decided to give the game every single fucking advantage possible TO THE GAME rather than me.

How in the fuck does Black Shadow – whose car is the heaviest and lamest piece of shit next to the Crazy Bear – suddenly become SO FUCKING GOOD that he can stay in first without using a drop of boost? Huh!? Why!? You never see this shithead anywhere near the top fucking 20 in a normal race. BUT HO HO HO THIS TIME HE’S MEGA-COCK, THE FASTEST FAGGOT IN THE WORLD. 1.21 GIGAWATTS MARTY, LET’S GO BACK TO THE FUCKING FUTURE.

But it’s not just Black Shadow with the magical powers, it’s the entire fucking lineup of racers! THEY’RE ALL FASTER THAN YOU. AND DON’T REQUIRE ANY BOOST.

But but but I of course, am still driving some piece of shit hamster-powered jalopy who guzzles it’s entire energy bar in no less than four fucking boosts! Add to this the entire course just got shitted on by some retarded space tiki volacano god and you’ve got a course full of hazards that’ll drain at least 1/4 of your energy bar JUST BECAUSE IT CAN. WHOOPIE.

HURRR, you say. THAT’S JUST THE CHALLENGE. IT’S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE EASY. Well fuck that noise, you lopsided frankenfaced fuckfurter.

Tell me, please, why does the GAME have to win? Huh? What happens when the game wins and I lose? Is there some huge fucking kegger waiting for it when it gets done? Is there money involved? Or perhaps the motives are more sinister. Maybe the game’s family is being held hostage by another game and that game has it’s cock in F-Zero’s wife’s mouth and he’s holding a cell phone up to her and F-Zero can hear her pained moans and cries for help and the asshole game then says, “You beat that cock-sucking human, or I’ll blow her brains out.” I COULD UNDERSTAND THAT. I CAN BE SYMPATHETIC.

It’s not any fun if I can’t win, you faggots. I want to move on. I want to unlock whatever piece of shit clown car you have hidden away from me so I can start racing and get pissed off with that too. When your game prevents me from fully enjoying the product I have bought you have failed in your fucking mission to deliver a game. You lose! You break the contract! You contract the gay and fucking DIE DIE DIE.

That's all I want
IIRC the Zelda WiiU remakes only took a few months and a budget of half a million to make. It's a cheap but still effective way to gauge fan interest in the franchise, they'd be stupid not to do it. Or are F-Zero fans just very vocal and not numerous?

What is even the point of this unfunny garbage?
It's clearly written by an actual F-Zero fan and tries to make fun of casuals but it somehow doesn't work at all.

EVERY YEAR you guys get your hopes up

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Exactly how new are we?

quit dreaming and get on the xbox beem

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wine wine wine.
next year youll be dreaming that sonys e3 2020 is winning with 4 games announced

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2008 your pasta isn't funny n

Why dont you just buy a vita you stupid fucks?
You can play every wipeout game on it and wipeout 3 is better than any F-zero

I've only played x and the racers weren't unreasonable on that. is gx that much harder?

But the only ones wining are f-zerofags who aren't getting the sequel? Besides have these people even consumed all of the f-zero content available before asking for new shit?

wipeout 2097 runs like shit on the vita

Don't need it. Wipeout Omega is unfiltered kino, and not even snoys jewery to not let me spin custom playlists in-game is blemish. I mute the music audio, queue up youtube.com/watch?v=vwm9s9rNstk and turn everything to 100 to have an experience I can only describe as religious.

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You've been posting here since 2008 and you have never seen this copypasta. This doesn't add up. I think you're lying, user. Why do you have to turn this into a house of lies?

>pretends wipeout is even on the same level
>calls things "kino" which is german for movie theatre
>entire post is a desperate cry for validation
You need to go, it's not working out between us.

nintenbro here
wipeout is an okay fzero knockoff

Actually, yeah, sega went a bit overboard on that one.

I really wish the wipeout series would stop rehashing too much, omega is a port of a port

f-zero is pretty low tier in terms of futuristic racers, I prefer wipeout (classic and modern), redout and star wars ep 1
still need to play fast rmx and ballisticng though

>f-zero is pretty low tier in terms of futuristic racers
yikes...

I'm sorry. But we will never get another F-Zero, Kid Icarus, Earthbound, or fucking Wario Land game ever again.

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I'll take your post seriously and feel ashamed of my post only if you post your psychiatry degree.
It was a necessary port though. Literally no other way for you to enjoy these games at 4k 60fps

>f-zero is pretty low tier in terms of futuristic racers
No, it's not, at least not GX. Wipeout will happily flaunt its 30FPS of fury at you at any time. That's embarrassing for a racing game.

The performance in the PS3 release was good enough for me desu. Wipeout 2048 definitely need improving but I could live with the overclocked performance.

here u go bro

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>Or are F-Zero fans just very vocal and not numerous?
Vocal

Or Metroid!

wipeout has like 6 race tracks

I like the Redout approach where you have a few different level themes but each one has 5 tracks. Redout is a bit cheeky about how it presents its content though.

at least not a good one

Nintendo is the most soulless video games company on the planet. Unlike the big baddies EA, Activision, Ubishit, etc, Nintendo chooses what games to make based PURELY on data. There is no thought around it at all. They do not innovate, they ONLY repeat their winning recipes with the most minimal of IPs.

F-Zero doesn't have a game inside the top 50 best selling Nintendo tittles. F-Zero actually sells worse with each iteration. The last game sold like 10 copies. Nintendo's data says the next one will end up selling into the negatives somehow.
Whereas a game with "Mario" in the tittle is already a proven seller. And, as a bonus, is the most formulaic and reductive bullshit. No innovation needed. Just do a NEW Mario game. This is most easily represented by the best selling version of Mario "New Super Mario Bros" which spans 4 fucking devices.

Consider this; they're about to release their second game wherein you make your own Mario game... while F-Zero sits on the IP shelf.

If people really wanted to play HD GX with online they easily could in Dolphin. We know how remakes always are and there WILL be complaints all around of small to major changes. Just skip the bullshit and make a new game to stand on its own. People have played GX for like 15 years. I wouldn't want to wait another 15 years after this E3 to play an actually new F-Zero game.

I wish his car wasn‘t always low tier.

Let it go, user. Don't get yourself into a frenzy.

hell yeah motherfucker just give me anything

I'm desperate.

why does this sound like a metal gear rising boss theme
>tfw no godhand-like game where you play as falcon and punch people

p... port...?

PORT????? BASED!!!!!!!!

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even if he is low tier, single player is very much doable with him anyway in each game on any difficulty even if i was consistently thrashed when playing with friends