>get a quest to collect 10 animal feet
>go kill an animal
>the animal drops only 1 or 2 feet despite being a quadripedal being
>sometimes they drop a wallet and inside there are photos of their families and children
>quest ends, the camera spans across all the beasts you have harmed, rotting and withering in pain
>"THIS IS WHAT YOU HAVE DONE, YOU COULD HAVE CHOSEN TO STOP PLAYING THE GAME BUT YOU MURDERED THEM ALL INSTEAD YOU ARE A MONSTER"
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maybe if you hadn't been such a monster and didn't mutilate them so badly while killing, they'd still have more feet to take
personally im planning on rolling a dorf war. wanna be a tank
I didn't mind this, it was having to hold a funeral cutscene after every pvp death that got me mad.
That PTSD debuff you'd get after joining a battlegrounds game was pretty harsh too.
Are MMOs dead? What MMOs even have a healthy population these days?
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>sometimes they drop a wallet and inside there are photos of their families and children
yoko taro doesn't make mmos
>Go to Tenaris for quests
>Stay there about a week
>Come back to stormwind several days later
>Doctor tells me I got skin cancer debuff
>debuff says my character will delete himself in 378 days
People unironically enjoyed vanilla? Fuck off.
nobody knows what your definition of healthy population is.
nobody knows what kind of mmo you like.
nobody knows why you were put up for adoption instead of being aborted.
>you can mail the remains of killed murloc to his wife with psychopatic message included
TOO FAR BLIZZARD
Old School Runescape is comfy if you have nostalgia for that.
>roll gnome
>go into PvP
>enemy misses over half of their attacks due to my small frame
>tauren warrior manages to hit me with his hammer
>die instantly, and character deleted due to overkill going too far past 0 hp
Wont be rolling gnome again when classic comes out...
I got ptsd after his kid saw me kill his father so I ended up subscribing through bbc and wrath just to take care of the kid and marry his merlock mom just to have some Horde retard come in and kill him for murlock eye soup,
I will NOT be joining in classic.
>game comes out back in 2004
>roll a human warrior because I am a boring kid
>shanked by a defia in the beginng zone
>bleed out in a bush because lung was punctured and couldnt shout for help
>thrown into a ditch with other noob corpses
>cant access character again, its just a slowly rotting corpse on my select screen
>great, thats one slot wasted already
>forget about it, make new character
>few weeks later, its 4 AM
>door rings,wake up and open
>its a full sized coffin outside with a blizzard logo
>open it. Full sized wax figure of my characters corpse
>suddenly heae whispering behind me
>"you guys do have phones?"
>stinging pain in my left side
>fall to the ground, everything goes black
>this post was written by a zombie ghost
Sneed. Seed. Feed. Chuck. Fuck. Suck.
You guys DO have phones right?
>he didn't roll orc for the melanin racial
Sucks to suck
user you don't have to kill and you can collect 4 feet from each one if you spare them. It's what I did to achieve my pacifist run. Great achievement and a clear conscience.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought about this
>fighting some bird for some guys wing recipe
>it hamstrings me
>doctor says I'm gonna need to walk with a cane for the rest of my life
>give up adventuring dreams
>open a bakery
>fucker still asks me about those wings every time I talk to him
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nice meme
>a funny looking robot rolls up behind you
>What have you DONE?! These were human beings with lives and families and-- I'm totally kidding. SCREW those guys!
>Finally make it to Stranglethorn Vale.
>Get a quest to cull tigers, panthers, jungle cats, etc..
>It rains and my character steps in numerous puddles. Think nothing of it.
>Finish my quest and get back to camp- my character is slowed, debilitated to "rp walking".
>I've caught some sort of parasitic worm.
>Local healer spends 1 week with a set of tweezers and grease pulling worms the size of his thumb out of my character's foot.
>While in camp the water is fouled and my character as well as several other players catch dysentery.
>We all spend an additional 20 extra days stun locked due to diarrhea.
I mean, if you're playing a Forsaken you really are a monster, so it fits.
>What MMOs even have a healthy population these days?
1000-1500 concurrent players is enough for a very healthy MMO, tard. Many achieve as much.
That's racist
>>the animal drops only 1 or 2 feet despite being a quadripedal being
This shit has always been rooted in keeping you playing longer than necessary. After all, gotta justify that subscription fee somehow.
>join the classic wow beta
>create a hunter, start my journey
>slow and steady
>pick up engineering, bombs keep enemies away from me
>sell spare dynamite on the auction house
>a few days later get a mail from the government
>SI:7 investigating me for illegal arms trade
>shady figure in front of the inn, he follows me
>a few more show up as i walk past the canal
>try to make a run for the metro to get to Ironforge
>they catch up to me
>chain kidney shots
>"THIS IS WHAT YOU GET DORF, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR FUCKING WITH US"
>"BACK TO YOUR GHETTO, SHORT SHIT"
>wake up at night, i've been robbed while passed out
>can't afford the train ticket home
>have to sell blowjobs to even buy healer services
>my kidneys are crushed and i piss blood
>rats bite at my toes as i fall asleep on the street
>but i can't feel them
>i can't feel anything
>Hell discovered! + 250 experience!
Heh
The horror...
The horror...