For me? It's the UMP-45
For me? It's the UMP-45
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I'm still mad that MW2 happened and made this gun mainstream codkiddie shit
.45 SMGs are sexy and straight mags are sexy
For me? It's the AS Val
I'm more of a MP7 guy myself.
>we need a gun that looks like it's from the future.
I fucking love the vector
>wahhh more people like this thing
grow up
Does the space in between the stock affect it at all?
cringe
>That California compliance
Shotgun/Revolver is the most fun loadout combo.
No. It's rigid enough so any extra material is unneeded weight.
is that plate behind the grip some sort of california cuck mod?
>not being confident enough to like something even if lots of other like it too
thats the real cringe here
>implying I don't like it anymore
>implying I said or even implied anything like that
retard
For me? It's the AC-96/2
Still the best.
what a fucking abomination
cute
>no g11 or AUG posted yet
fucking normies
Naked M16s will always hold a special place in my heart.
then why are you mad more people started to become a fan of the gun?
there is no reason to
stop being ass mad over nothing
aka grow up
gawd i know its a noob wep but i fuking love it in eveygame
Stoner 63.
I love the look of the AUG
I plan on buying one once I actually get a job
It's just irritating when everyone assumes I'm a cod kiddie every time I say it's my favorite firearm and/or saying shit like "oh yeah I loved MW2 too" because it's all they know it as
It's a legitimate thing I'm allowed to be annoyed about and it doesn't mean I don't like the gun anymore, stop being a projecting autismo
my nigga
i can quickscope in real life
Wehehell, Gordon Freeman.
That spring looks like it get would get dirtied up quick
>Misery
Worst mod ever made
For me, the humble Kalash
JAM
JAM
JAM
JAM
JAM
They're pretty cool guns. I had a lot of fun shooting one in full retard even with its weird trigger.
I almost bought one recently but I went with an MP5 instead
>that chubby russian girl that's really loud and kind of embarrassing to show your friends
>deep down you know she'll do anything to protect you
yep, that's my lady
For me, it's the gaping asshole of a 14 year old girl as she farts cum onto a glass table
>short magnification optic co-opted to SPAS iron sights
What the fuck
PDW chads unite
the UMP was mainstream before cod you idiot
the only acceptable answer
Literally the "Dude weed" rifle.
Pretty sure it's either a flashlight or a laser of some kind, considering the switch it's connected to.
For me? It's the 410 revolver
Yeah, I'm not much of a fan either. It was just the picture I decided to grab.
mah nigga
Not really, no
>one of the most widely used smgs
ok
I used to love running around Wasteland in MW2 with a silenced P90 and shooting the snipers on the edges of the map in the back of the head one by one. Those were better times.
Blessed post.
MW2 is absolutely what made the masses aware of it, stop being retarded
>saying shit like "oh yeah I loved MW2 too" because it's all they know it as
as if thats the only thing to talk about? liking a gun isnt an exclusive club
you have to be sperg to be annoyed by this
MW2 surely didn't hurt
but no
please read the rest of the post you just replied to and stop projecting
It was CS 1.6
>stop projecting
you literally said you wished people wouldn't see you as a "cod kiddie" you child
there is no projection if you tell exactly what you hate
This but the OG handguards
>No FN FAL posters yet, disappointed
For me its the M1 Garand
Double barrel, double fun
French kiss
>*jamming intensifies*
You seriously do not understand the scale of mainstream coverage that CoD gets if you believe this
Normies didn't play CS
i'm amazed that this hasn't turned into a girls frontline thread
If theres one thing jews are good for its making guns
>Normies didn't play CS
I like the MPX.
Reliable
>not this one
Special Agent
Is that Tarkov?
have you ever fallen in love with perfect assault rifle
?
t. insecure cod zoomer
For me, it's the Wunderwaffe DG-2 :^)
For real tough i love me the MP40 or the PPSh-41, no codfaggotry. they just look so cool
>Normies didn't play CS
????????????????????????????
Yes.
Yes, that's correct.
for me? Standard issue boltgun
Please, PLEASE, for the sake of everyone around you, have sex.
Name an easier gun to get a nuke with in MW2
Ugleh
i love war crimes too
based mlp poster
For me? It's SPAS-12.
It's a costume now?
AHEM
fuck beretta
fuck benelli
and fuck niggers!
Very cyberpunk
I like
Yea, and with her embarrassing skewed girlcock
yes
>prism 2.5x
cringe
The UMP was in cs 1.5 over 17 years ago you fucking zoomer.
This is beautiful
>No FN F2000
Why?
What sight do you prefer, user?
pure german taste, so aesthetically pure and efficient
Fish
>Isaac has such intense PTSD from the shit he's been through that by DS3 he has a plasma cutter within arm's reach at all times.
The first FAMAS is a qt classic but the second isnt bad. Loveable in its own light
For me? It's the ELCAN.
USP triggers are disgusting, literally any other .45 handgun has a better trigger pull.
Fuck your UMP trash, the MP5 was in service before any of us were born, and will still be in service long after all of us are dead. H&K knocked it out of the park with this little number.
I'm going to say the M-word!
It's designed so that when you fold the stock to the right you can still fire the gun and the shell casings eject through the stock. Same with G36.
Saves on weight too. Not much, but when you might have to carry a thing around all day every little bit helps.
>waste a lot of time in H3VR
>keep going back to the M4
suppose it's my raifu now
Stupid sexy pasta blasters.
>tfw Mateba is actually making a new run of these
>tfw they will be imported to the U.S.
>tfw can't justify dropping 2 grand on a pistol
Damn you italians, why must your pistols be even sexier than your women?
Shame Anton is a faggot and will never add the F2000. At least I can use a G36.
based and iwi-pilled
I live in New York City where gun ownership is near impossible
It feels like this isn't the American experience I'm supposed to feel
CA user here, I know your pain, seeing as our two states seem to be trying to out retard each other when it comes to moronic firearm laws that do nothing but punish people that have done nothing wrong.
Based
>how do you know he's a great sniper?
Too bad this didn't get off and only visible in few games
yeah cuz some lib cucks are like "pistol grip makes the gun kill harder"
SLEEK & ICONIC.
i got so many chicken dinners with this thing the caliber swap from 9mm to .45ACP was a godsend because there is so little recoil
kraut wizard detected
People in these threads always talk about how ugly and neutered upstate guns look, but they have no idea how I'd jump for the opportunity to own a firearm with a shitty stock and 7 round mag.
Fuck yeah, Hitman is awesome
I can't be the only one who calls it the Ass Valve
Everyone hates this weapon
Dear fucking lord is this thing powerful in Fallout 2. You get this shit? No normal man can hope to stand against you, even with combat armor.
Mannlicher M1895
PSHOOO, nothing personnel kid.
Is there any games where the m4 is is like the pinnacle ar?
wa is best girl(gun)
That's airshit.
For me? The MP-153.
Famas is that?
Anything below 15mm is a caliberlet
How is this? Is it actually good or just "anime girl with gun"
>NFA 1934
>FOPA 1986
How is he projecting you fucking sperg, you're the one that's actually legitimately pissed that cod had a gun
For me, it's cool blocky guns.
Came here to post the f2000
Lee-Metford is a gentleman's rifle from the old world into the new.
MGS4, it's one of the better rifles, seeing as it will always be switched into your inventory as it's one of only two guns Snake uses in most cutscenes it should be. The actual best though is the MK14 EBR, by virtue of it being able to do goddamn near everything, seeing as it has a scope, can be suppressed, and can fire in full auto.
Show me a more beautiful rifle
They're also very high maintenance and expensive so you wouldn't really want to take her out often.
for me it is sako trg42 in .338 lapua magnum
I know anaon, I know, our freedoms were taken from us before we even had the chance to exercise them. And then fucks like Chuck Schumer have the balls to say we need more gun control, while he has armed guards with machine pistols protecting him every second of every day.
Bruh, shit like this is the most satisfying when you kill some one
First season is pure kino, the second season is lower quality, but there are some good parts, the tone and the story is very serious and the premisse is played straight, it's not a fanservice or generic moe anime, the soundstrack is amazing as well.
What does Yea Forums think of this?
>1.5 was over 17 years ago
Where did the time go?
Fucking retard
holy fuck the famas is better than everything in this thread
the famas is better than the famas?
some kind of modernised Mauser?
Count the hours tracked by steam or whatever consoles you play
Would love to see Heavy get a similar weapon.
Do the mods actually increase stats?
CS wasn't a normalfag game until GO became super popular for some reason
I'd love one of these if I didn't still care about having my wrists and eardrums intact
just not russian enough for it I guess
That's literally the same case with DotA but you don't see people calling it assfaggots.
It will be her
>That's literally the same case with DotA but you don't see people calling it assfaggots.
???
lol, are you a zoomer? Everyone played CS.
for me, it's the P90s retarded step-son
CS was absolutely nowhere even remotely as mainstream as CoD 4+, it wasn't like it is today with CSGO. The masses didn't know what a UMP was until MW2.
Stop pretending you're not a zoomer, nobody's going to fall for it
your a big gun
>your
>I can only like things nobody else likes because I am unique and special
a perfect hipster specimen
yes
MW1 came out 8 years after CS, retarded zoomie.
>Bipod on barrel
Full retard
>non-euro detected
I don't get it how do you hold the grip and pull the trigger with that metal plate sticking out?
>CS was absolutely nowhere even remotely as mainstream as CoD 4+, it wasn't like it is today with CSGO.
everyone that was into computers at that time played cs
CS is literally the first popular multiplayer FPS out in this world, retarded american.
For me? It's the L85A2.
I see you're completely and utterly illiterate, I'm sorry about your condition
>everyone that was into computers
So not the masses, got it
Thanks for reinforcing my point
Nope, not with the masses. The game you're looking for is Halo.
For me? Well you see, I'm a sophisticated gentleman with a cult personality so of course I'd pick the original, not the asian forgery, Mause C-96 also know as the "broomhandle". Such a beautiful weapon, look at her go.
see
2 VZ.61s at the same time.
Retard
literally everyone in my age group played 1.6
l_i_t_e_r_a_l_l_y
the only comparison I can think that comes even remotely close to its level of popularity is league 8 years ago and fortnite with todays youth
Good to know you live in a shit hole
>L85's reputation from now until the heat death of the universe is in the shitter because of the A1
It's not fair
you're wrong
when did you first start playing video games? I'm honestly curious
To be fair though user the A1 was a real shitshow.
>Is shit
>still more popular than better options because people buy in the German quality meme
Concession accepted!
"My social contacts" =/= "the mainstream"
Also unless you live in China or some other shithole, CoD was bigger than LoL ever was
I can guarantee you're a zoomer, possibly a mudblood.
Yes, and reduce them. For instance, a longer barrel means higher velocity and but increases weight and ergonomics. So it will be more exhausting to hold the sights up and slower to swap to/louder to manipulate.
Shut the fuck up boomer
Go back do your fortnite dance lessons, kid.
Or sign up to G*P if you are a loli
that triangle stock does things for me
impressive taste
Look at this contrarian faggot and laugh
>"My social contacts" =/= "the mainstream"
granted
but that also means your social contacts =/= the mainstream
I have evidence for my claim though.
Dreamhack started hosting their event in Elmiahallen in 2001
overtop>sidetoside
inferior taste located
uhhhhh, that's not contrarian at all. I'm going to laugh at you instead. Probably like stalker soup with its invulnerable npcs too.
you dont. thanks cali
game?
no guns.
Stalker Call of Chernobyl with mods
Oh well, pardon me for calling you a contrarian
Conclusion is actually much more simple then: shit taste
integrated silencio ishh besht
>not loving m16a1
based leg meta chad.
ahem
Shit, I was wondering if it really was STALKER.
Any chance of getting mod list? I've been wanting to get into the game but it's so old now it's hard to get into it.
>buzzword shitpost instead of an argument
Thanks for admitting you were wrong!
I'm not basing it on my social contacts though, I'm basing it on widespread appeal and recognizability. You'd have to live under a fucking rock to think CS was anywhere near as mainstream and recognized in first world countries as CoD was during its peak.
>be bad
>stalker
shit game
*fires 2 rounds before recoil with killer hit probability*
too bad it wasn't adopted
>CS is CoD
?????
UMP more like UNF
uh oh someone didn't dilate this morning.
10x more expensive and only a slight upgrade from the 74. no one should be surprised it wasn't.
You'd have to live under a fucking rock to think CS wasn't mainstream and recognized in first world countries.
Literally no one but consolebabbs played cod
>tfw I went from having 0 knowledge about /k/ stuff to being able to recognize the guns posted in this thread because of Girl Frontline
Thanks based chink gacha game
464930012 (you)
>recognise guns thanks to a soulles insectiod gacha mobile game
>not because of timeless classics like CS or any other CoD
Zoomy hang yourself
But someone sure as fuck took far too many dicks up his ass this morning
What about fucking off with shitposting then? What is that irritates you about MISERY? The economy? The abundance of extra mechanics?
I'm not one to promote the conspiracy that jews somehow have never accomplished anything and have simply cheated their way on top, but in the case of the galil they did just rip off the Finnish, who ripped off the Russians
Puk puk puk, farter instead of a gunt
Sure
Call of Chernobyl 1.4.22
Increased Weapon Damage (stronger)
Arsenal Overhaul 3.1 (v5)
Dr.X Questlines
Autumn Winds
Immersive Rain
AF3 Misery edition for CoC
Global Weather
Open Scopes
and an old reshade preset I had for DX9
drive.google.com
I LOVE M16A1
>California compliance
What is that, exactly?
Thanks user
you do know she hates you now SKK
and she is going to die soon
SCAR is the only true answer.
I still have no clue as to how any part of this girl's aesthetics is related in any way to the WA2000. It's like if I made a Ferrari analogue out of an animal, that isn't even a horse and there is no red anywhere. But there's an implication that it's fast and it's got shoes with black rubber soles.
Lad, best gun in MW2 by far. Love that shit :)
>There are many German T-Dolls with the red/black colour combination, so I decided to try a different combo, I chose yellow/black.
>"The square pattern on her shoulder are inspired from police uniforms, due to this weapon being primarily used by the police in real life.
>"Easter egg: I heard the first video game WA2000 as a weapon made appearance in was Hitman, so I've decided the tie should at least be red to represent this."
A bunch of meaningless cuck rules California places on guns. One of them is that a pistol grip is considered an assault weapon feature, so manufacturers have to make that dumb paddle thing and stick it on the grip so it's not legally a pistol grip.
With the cheapest bipod and scope, no less.
For me? It's the StG44.
Extremely based
>pa, look, I put a pmag up my butt hehehehe
Claiming my raifu. Say something nice about her.
So Magpul saw Ghost in The Shell once
Explain to me more and include pictures.
God fucking damn it I wish they would make something else than shitty gacha game with the IP.
CS 1.6 is the first thing that comes to mind when I think of UMP
the buttstock and barrel shroud makes my benis hard
>bullpup lite
>full power cartridge
>sideways configuration of magazine
>decent optics
>fires closed bolt on semi, open bolt on full fun
>that fucking muzzle break that makes my dick diamonds
I wish I could fuck a gun and that gun could also fuck me
Personally, I like the MP5's look more
That's how the hbar aug was made.
That's nice, but wouldn't you prefer something bigger?
reminds me of one of these
>"army asshole destroyed the moon"
I'll bring her back to my side, through any means necessary!
For me? It's the FN FAL
1. FN FAL
and other semi-auto rifles. I like clicking
2. USP
Reminds me of the FarSight XR-20
Im partial to my old service rifle. A prime example of being prepared for the last war, with 20 rd mags weighing a pound each and the thing being a full yard long, and practically useless in full auto.
But on the other hand, practically infinite range, shooting apart sandbag cover, and survival rates of 5% to body hits kinda way up for it.
>Literally no one but consolebabbs played cod
Which means the mainstream
The mainstream didn't play PC games
You are fucking stupid
AR-18 of course, no exceptions
It stops you from holding the grip like you would a pistol and forces you to hold it closer to the way you would hold a hunting rifle
because halo is only slightly less casual than cowwadoody and babbyfield
for why
Wow, that's really gay. That makes me want to shoot up a synagogue just reading that
winchester
How about a classic?
is it me or this gun fucking disappeared from videogames recently?
>The mainstream didn't play PC games
>I'm not basing it on my social contacts though, I'm basing it on widespread appeal and recognizability.
Đ˜othing special
Wow, think about all of those people this paddle thing saved.
Do you live under a fucking rock? PC gaming has never been anywhere near as big or relevant with normalfags as consoles became around 7th gen, how is it even possible for someone to be this out of touch with reality
I love this fucking gun to death
For me? Thompson M1A1 SMG.
Do you guys say UHMP? I remember playing this and people would always pronounce it like that, and FAL as FAHL. They're both spelled out, don't make this mistake and trigger me
etc
Dear Summer Friends, It appears you have the wrong board. Now this is Yea Forums, where we discuss video games. There is a board specially designed for Americans and their weapons, it's called /k/. Now please don't bother us Europeans with "muh guns we are so free!" cause we are here for video games and not constant fear of being shot to death by either a criminal, a confused child or a police officer.
Video games=guns and armored vehicles.
>t. 12 year old
Obviously you have never played a good Video Game novel such as Gone Home or Life Is Strange
>being a yuropoor
You're right, though.
funnily enough youu see the 9mm one in the hands of police and special forces far more than the 45.
FOR THE EMPEROR BROTHER
Based and Fuzepilled
>using smgs when carbines surpass them in every way
What for?
>normal fags
>I'm not basing it on my social contacts though
did you get straight F's in school?
You guys post nice guns but I need the reload animation too
i just like to shoot a ashotgun for days
>a ashotgun
nigger
falseflagging faggot
reeeee
so reliable the US forces are dropping them