>user, I got a little bit drunk hahaha
What to do?
User, I got a little bit drunk hahaha
Gavin Bennett
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Alexander James
>Ok? What the fuck do you want me to do about it?
Adrian Carter
Triss is so perfect
Lincoln Hill
In moderate quantities drink is a fine thing. Our lord sigmar certainly enjoyed his brew. But it must be restrained lest it weaken the pious mind and encourage heresy.
Not that one should expect a witch to know of restraint.
Joshua Cooper
Oh haha... d-did you want me to hold your hair while you vomit?
Kayden Hughes
[glass her]
Luis Jones
I love Triss!!
Hunter Roberts
we fug obviously
Matthew Powell
Why is this so hot
Ayden Anderson
Boy you must've liked the Shani scene
Christian Ward
triss fucks horses. i am so sorry user.
Jack Lee
>tsk, could you at least carry me home?
Julian Edwards
Do a 360 and walk away
William Howard
She is really beautiful
Thomas Morgan
no way fag
Jaxon Gomez
>Imagine the smell
Camden Harris
Fuck off Triss
Luke Sullivan
BEGONE VILE STRUMPET! YOU SHALL HAVE NONE OF MINE PRECIOUS SEED!
Hunter Adams
Shani is best girl. But you're not your case with that ugly ass cosplayer.
Asher King
>Help her up and carry her disoriented body to my place
>Let her sleep on my bed as i sleep on the couch
>deal with her freak out when she wakes up
>ask if she's okay
>"you don't need to tell me what happened. but you need to eat this." as i hand her a bowl of eggs
>ask if she needs a ride home
>Tell her to take care
Isaiah Reed
>not lada lyumos
Brayden Gutierrez
Nah she's cute
Eli Long
Get you a girl that has common life experiences user
Benjamin Phillips
>Can I vomit on you? haha
Logan Cruz
Based and Saltzpyre pilled
Jason Gutierrez
A true gentlemen, and a rollmodel citizen.
Nathaniel Rodriguez
Shani is better.
Jason Butler
I came here for this and was disappointed it was so far down in the thread
Andrew Perry
dickcock
Jose Peterson
She is perfection.
Hudson Barnes
I read it in his voice, fuck
Luis Martinez
shani is best girl but her and geralt aren’t suited to each other
Brandon Powell
What is this webm from?
Jason Young
Daily reminder that Triss fell in love with Geralt over a horrendous bout of diarrhea
Jeremiah Barnes
god imagine the smell
Liam Anderson
>"Geralt we're here on serious business, there's a life on the line."
>"Geralt drink with me!"
>"Geralt let's look around!"
>"Uh oh Geralt I'm feeling a little tipsy! UwU"
>"Haha chase me Geralt, chase me!"
>After you don't kiss her she stops being "drunk" pretty damn fast and starts being all business again
Jesus Christ fuck off. It's like dealing with a fucking teenager. I already told her like twice by this point in the game that I wasn't interested.
Bentley Taylor
Why can't we enjoy both?
Aaron King
It fits with her character pretty well at least, this is the woman who pretended she had been in a relationship with Geralt after he lost his memory because she wanted to get dicked
Jose Long
>mfw get prompt to kiss her
>mfw scared that I might be too forward and back down
>mfw she immediately gets sent away on a boat the next day
Jason Collins
Bullshit, that happened way after she had a thing for him
Samuel Butler
user, you need to fix your mistake. Don't break her little heart.
Levi Cox
I would FUCK the witch out of her
Oliver Perez
Logan Rogers
whats wrong with what he said? he wants to act out in kindness, even if he talks and types like a fucking creep.
western people are so fucking soulless. hope niggers drive you to extinction.
Angel Parker
He said something dumb on an imageboard and got made fun of, boo fucking hoo
Ian Brooks
We'll bang, ok?
Joseph Lewis
Right now I'm on my third playthrough and finally I picked Yenn but I gotta say, it feels wrong. Triss is the best choice here, I just love her.
Nathaniel Carter
It's never wrong to enjoy both user. Tell me how did you find Yen so far?
Samuel Reed
Ratmen.
Joshua Cook
I hope this is bait. If you do this you 100% will end up getting the blame for whatever got her in that mess. Plus kidnapping charges. If you see that call the cops and stay the fuck away from it.
Aaron Robinson
>french whore medic
>unloyal as fuck
She was fun, but no way in fuck was she best girl.
Gavin Richardson
I don't hate her, she can be very bitchy sometimes but I think that fits Geralt's personality in a way, they have some sweet moments but personally I prefer Triss
Luis Brooks
Name a more tragic character. I wanted to save her, bros.
Joseph Rodriguez
>it feels wrong
maybe if you're a retarded headcanon normie nigger. Otherwise she falls on your hand like a glove and gets peeled off you like a clump of hair being yanked off your body. Because it's intended that way according to canon and everyone in the game asks about you and Yen and how she treats you like your boss, Geralt likes that about Yen even though he doesn't show it. He wouldn't be so attached with her otherwise.
Meanwhile, Merigold fucked a bunch of people in Novigrad.
Joseph Hernandez
>Name a more tragic character
Milton de Peyrac-Peyran
Mason Cruz
>want to romance yen this playthrough
>triss party mission comes up
well i tried
Christopher Mitchell
I agree with you. Yen got that mommy vibe around her which I personally don't like.
Nolan Robinson
>Watch how a local man ruins everything now on Hearts of stone
You know what? I feel kinda sad for him but God he deserved it.
Eli Butler
He fucking deserved it, but poor Iris...
Anthony Lopez
I think CDPR achieved perfection
Oliver Lopez
She will always live on in our heart. Watch this video user.
Ryan Lewis
Will Cyberpunk have the same quality of waifus?
Matthew Murphy
fuck the life out of her
Josiah Nelson
On my first time run of HoS, I just let Gaunter kill him. The dude was a total prick and I didn't like him from the start. Later I felt kinda sympathetic towards him, but he still deserves it because of Iris
Jordan Baker
Oliver Powell
god I miss warhammer online
Jose Howard
I want to be corpomommy's loyal minion
David Thompson
imagine this goddess coming home after a long hot day of working, stripping off, laying down in her cybercouch to do stuff with her floating screen computer thing and forcing you to bend over and lick her asshole clean while she casually browses logs and reports and the future's internet.
Jaxson Gonzalez
Amen, fren. RoR just doesn't feel the same.
Adrian Myers
Does she have a no way fag edit yet? I feel like somebody would have had to do it by now.
Lincoln Young
How did they do it?
Matthew Perez
What would Radovid V do in that situation?
Lincoln Ortiz
umm.
Matthew Kelly
I hope
Nathaniel Cooper
Trissfags are dumb waifufags who want a girl who fawns over them, no matter how much of a bad choice it really is.
Ian Brown
>stinky NEET decker girl
>musclebound rigger mechanic girl
>QT insurance plan medivac EMT
I want at least one
David Thomas
>at least one
This is CDprojekt, you'll get them all.
Logan Kelly
THANK THE GODS FOR TRISSY
AND HER TITS
Jose Rogers
I just want an AI girl to help me when i hunt down rogue technology for the corporations
Nathaniel Gonzalez
>triss romance playthrough first
>Novigrad
>that song gets played
>refer to yen and geralt
I must admit, i got dilemma and slightly awkward and annoyed for a while
Angel Phillips
>He still want to use book as reference
Get over it, faggot
Liam Ward
Having that kind of AI replace my outlook calendar would be great
Lincoln Young
His biggest crimes are sacrificing his brother and the (presumably) large amount of raiding he did, although it's difficult to know as to whether or not he knowingly signed his brother's life away or if that was some clever wording on Gaunter O'Dimm's part. After that everyone involved is just a victim of circumstance.
Ryder Williams
They better do this
Hudson Butler
There better be muscle chicks
Chase Moore
or I just have a thing for hot redheads that are inclined to let me stick it in their butt
Samuel Johnson
BY TAAL I JUST WANT ANOTHER DRINK.
Christopher Stewart
Milquetoast magical ginger with huge tits that would let you pound her ass, why do people like Yennefer again?
Charles Clark
I blame it on the frog story, It gets me so fucking horny.
Elijah Nguyen
Can someone explain to me what the fucking point of this guy's death was?
Dylan Cruz
Basically me but opposite instead, where dandelion gf play that song.
Charles Mitchell
Shut the fuck up-up, man-thing.
Nolan Brooks
Low effort attempt to portray a character intended to make you feel more emotionally invested in bad man killing him. He also dated Yennefer.
Benjamin Hall
So his kids could become king/queen and in the ending scenes you can see the fate of the isles.
Chase Price
Milton was a super cunt and deserved worse than he got
Jonathan Allen
so you can put Cerys on the throne because 'muh kween'
Brody Brown
Do redheads really like anal?
Cooper Garcia
King Bran is best ending for Skellige though.
Robert Flores
Mason White
What about that "Obese Megalodon" level, eh?
Robert James
The answer to any sweeping generalization like that is no.
But Triss is a girl that does, no doubt.
Aaron Hill
Which Witcher girl enjoys black men
Sebastian Russell
shani
Charles Howard
Reminder to Trissfags that under that magic makeup she's a scarred freak with a melted face.
Reminder to Yenfags that she is a hunchback
Ian Ortiz
Why is my peepee hard?
Dominic Cox
shani for sure, she even scolds geralt for not being progressive enough if you side with the order
Eli James
Sauce?
Aiden Green
I chose Yen because it seemed right lore-wise, I dunno
I did feel real bad for Triss in that scene
Connor Stewart
>Cant scold her back in dlc for shitty excuse
Owen Flores
Shove her aside. [Forcefully]
Brandon Kelly
This crop that I saved from here is all I have. Never found the source
Kayden Rodriguez
I wanna cum on her scars.
Levi Williams
Just look at her eyes
Jayden Stewart
fuck her ass loose
Dylan Rogers
>whats wrong with what he said?
oof
Aaron Diaz
Daily reminder Yennefer is old as fuck and is just using a glamour
Carson Price
>when you help Triss escape with the mages and if you rejected her Dijkstra says this
big fucking oof, that scene was so sad even he calls Geralt out
Isaac Ross
thats triss to a t though she is all about teenage lust not love and yen is true love which is not soft and easy but hard and well earned built on trust and experience
yen is for men, triss is for boys
Mason Green
why was he such a big Geralt x Triss shipper?
Kevin Williams
I'm lonely and horny
Chase Jenkins
I know this guy deserves his soul getting ripped out by O'Dimm, but the good ending left a smile on my face
Benjamin Howard
its canon that she loves anal and has a fetish for witchers, she did sleep with all the witchers in kar morhen
Joshua Lopez
Who's the bigger roastie, Triss or Yennefer?
Jonathan James
hes projecting his own feelings for phillipa onto geralt, when looking for motive always start at the persons self interests and work your way from there. we are a selfish lot at heart
Michael Lee
Djikstra wants to use Geralt. Triss doesn't want Geralt to leave politics alone, so if Geralt goes with Triss Djikstra can use Triss to manipulate Geralt. That's why Yen is better choice.
Alexander Rodriguez
triss looks like a hag here and yen is a beauty
Leo Gutierrez
Maybe he didn't like Yennefer. Hell if I know, but surely had some ulterior motive in thay.
Benjamin Smith
>Philippa dumped him for wanting to keep Politics out of his private life
Poor bastard. Shame he tried to kill Roach.
Mason Taylor
>Playing any games from "SEE? WE LOVE BASED BLACK MEN WHO HELP TO PRODUCE OUR FUTURE SHIT LEFTIST CYBER DYSTOPIA!!!!"
Yea Forums is truly full of cucks
Anthony Sullivan
Let's see
Yen
>Fucked other guys while Geralt fucked other women
>Genuinely loves Geralt, wants his children
>Almost died for Ciri, is willing to die for her
>After everything is over wants to settle down with Geralt just fucking and drinking wine in Toussaint
Triss
>Fucked plenty of people, Lambert included
>Lied to Geralt when he lost his memory
>Still keeps trying to fuck Geralt
>Was willing to hand over Ciri
>Wants Geralt to stay in politics as a leashdog for the Sorceress club
Luke Robinson
Both are whores
Ian Morris
I can't fucking believe Dandelion of all people got best girl.
Angel Gonzalez
>Muh books
Julian Gonzalez
The jester girl? Yeah she was a cutie.
Eli Morales
>its canon that she loves anal
I'm going to need this backed up by evidence
Ayden Thompson
Yes and they will have penises
God I can't wait
Aaron Wright
fuckin esl posters
Kayden Roberts
all women are whores
Benjamin Lopez
you like that acid burn look? no kink shaming, good on you.
Samuel Murphy
>Books
Get over it, fag
Daniel Morales
you said it
Lucas Ward
We will make it bro, believe in me
Jose Evans
he tries to kill geralts horse?
Zachary Cooper
>posts proof
>h-haha! b-books
Jose Reed
Triss isn't a whore.
She's just a teenager who has a huge fucking crush on Geralt and has actual insecurity issues due to her charcoal ash face.
Which is why the casting choice for her on Netflix was fucking retarded.
Xavier Taylor
Fuck Roche hes a fag, I laughed as they all got murked
Caleb Powell
MUH BUUUXXXXXXXX
Evan Hill
stay delusional buddy, triss is a huge fucking whore, she cucks geralt by fucking lambert in witcher 1. lambert even has triss has a gwent card in W3 as a reference to the sex cards in W1
John Sullivan
Don't you have a dragon to unsuccessfully court, Iorweth?
Matthew Harris
Okay let's remove the parts from that that are from the books.
Yen
>Genuinely loves Geralt
>Is willing to die for Ciri
>After everything is over wants to settle down with Geralt just fucking and drinking wine in Toussaint
Triss
>Fucked plenty of people, Lambert included
>Lied to Geralt when he lost his memory
>Still keeps trying to fuck Geralt
>Wants Geralt to stay in politics as a leashdog for the Sorceress club
Now that we know only what the games tell us, which is the better choice?
Jose Phillips
It would only work if Chad did it
If some autistic goblin took an unconscious girl home he'd face rape and kidnapping charges, regardless of whether he actually did anything to her
Evan Scott
Why is everyone in the Witcher games so fucking promiscuous? After a century you'd think they get bored of constant sex or at least make an attempt to settle down
Colton Cox
Lambert went to Kaedwen and was nowhere near Triss.
Aiden Torres
>Muh Games
Jonathan Williams
id always choose the option to turn down the romance path, every single time.the path of no-sex monster slayer gerry never failed to make me fucking laugh at how awkward all the scenes were. no time for pussy, only magical beast slaughter.
Connor Thompson
when in doubt, whip it out.
Daniel Perry
The sexy redhead that makes my dick bigger, easy choice
Zachary Rogers
Fucking Yea Forumsirgin
Lincoln Anderson
she's still the best
Jace Thompson
The games are better then the books there i said it
Liam Bailey
Cuz he had good taste
Parker Lewis
Parker Miller
This. I read the first two books and after every book I thought "wait, that was it? I paid 20 euros for this?".
Jack Richardson
Brayden Smith
Supremely based
Ryan James
Not quite. Women want to be whores, some are unsuccessful at it for various reasons but they would if they could.
Charles Gutierrez
Holy shit. user, you got more of that?
Caleb Rivera
muh dick
Logan Butler
I did the same thing. I just felt bad at the party.
Luke Jenkins
Same reason why people are so promiscuous in real life, because sex is fun.
Ian Perry
Humanity are degenerate at its core and it takes great strides to distance ourselves from it.
Caleb Kelly
There's a set, but I lost most of it in a HDD crash
Jason Walker
>Why is everyone in the Witcher games so fucking promiscuous?
Because the main/original sorceress was an autistic femcel.
Justin Davis
sex isn't like porn, user
Evan Butler
I thought it was a bowl of boiled eggs not scrambled
Henry Green
Don't steal my lemons Triss.
Nathaniel Roberts
Julian Brown
Based and Trisspilled
Leo Edwards
>god I miss warhammer online
Squid Herder reportin in
Jayden Peterson
It's only okay if Chad does it not an ugly man
Joshua Morales
>can't fuck her
>can fuck her batshit crazy shit sister instead
It's not fucking fair, bros.
Adrian Green
>Not Saltzpilled
Missed opportunity.
Aiden Garcia
>is too dump to realize her retarded sister wants to kill her
>even with repeatedly shoved proofs
She deserves to die for stupidity.
Daniel Gray
sure but lemme smash that pusy first
Gabriel Collins
Vivienne is better.
God, every minor female in this game is better than the sorceresses, if only Geralt could get over his fetish.
Xavier Baker
I am sure you can smash her pussy in the crypts all night long, just don't let the guards see you :)
Dylan Ramirez
Geralt is a retard in love regards, there fore we are roleplaying as a retard.
Nathaniel Ortiz
>It's like dealing with a fucking teenager.
That's exactly what Triss is compared to Geralt.
She's basically a love struck 13 year old watching two 30 year Olds in love. She's jealous of their love so she tricks Geralt when he's feeling down to just feel loved like an adult.
Justin Walker
yikes
Eli Walker
Wanting Anna and not her entourage
Josiah Baker
It's really not.
Evan Sullivan
Why is Ciri not sexable
Joshua Cook
Shut up-up man-thing.
Camden Reed
daughters are not for sex, user
Jeremiah Cox
Based and Holypilled
Kayden Martin
Where's it from?
Evan Flores
the skaven didn´'t say Man-Thing at the end this always bothers me
David Moore
>best girl is also your daughter
fug
Kayden Evans
porn user its from porn
Christopher Bailey
There is something about her face that makes me want to eat her ass out
Cameron Johnson
Sorceresses are way better in that age than normal humans. Conjuring delicious food and hot baths in a flick of a finger.
Gavin Thomas
>roleplaying as a retard
i didnt want to play as myself in this game fuck
Grayson Bell
Let me post the best girls
Nicholas Foster
she's not even related to gerlt
Dominic Taylor
jesus Christ what a fuckin beta
even in vidya
start lifting faggot
Alexander Baker
Ciri went to medieval Wakanda when hopping worlds between the books and the games.
Ryder Price
Why does she have a snek on a stick?
Ryder Roberts
doesn't change the fact she's a daughter figure to Geralt, just look at his expression when she calls Emhyr Papa if you send her to Nilfgaard
Robert Brown
Dijkstra was one of the best characters in the books and games, he didn't deserve his ending.
Levi Ramirez
The witness is clearly attempting to exonerate herself of accountability or knowledge of risk of any forthcoming sexual congress. But why would she approach the defendant whom she knows to be a desperate virgin if not to tempt him? The defense demands an answer!
Adrian Peterson
It's a symbol for medicine since ancient times, symbolism. Something to do with Apollo, I think.
Damn shame noone has posted the best Skelligirl and queen yet.
William Gonzalez
Oh, like in pharmacy? I knew about these, but I was wondering if there was actually a game reason for story or whatever.
Jose Richardson
>noone has posted the best Skelligirl
You are right. here let me post her
Benjamin Wright
a man of fine taste i see
Matthew Rivera
OBJECTION!
Sorry, Trite, but i won't have you badger the witness under your baseless accusation. Present evidence she's lying to the court or suffer a penalty!
James Lee
Triss was literally roasted so there you go.
James King
>patreon
well fuck
Brayden Brooks
not the ones with microscopic dicks
Hunter Reed
t.Yen
Ethan Kelly
I'm guessing it's just real world imagery put into a fantasy game.
Hudson Brooks
Adrian Parker
Lucas Lewis
user, I found more. I need a toilet break.
Christopher James
For me, it's Yennefer of Vengerberg.
Benjamin Jackson
Why not both?
Colton Torres
Come closer user...
Grayson Collins
Suplex
Lucas Hall
That's a weird knee user hahah!
please...post more.
Christian Hughes
On June 5th, 11:51 p.m., a thread was posted. This post reiterated a message sent by the witness, accompanied by a question of, "What to do?" As is plain to see, having to go to an anonymous Chinese fingerpainting imageboard to ask fellow virgins "what to do" proves the defendant had no prior intent, making the witness' claims clearly false!
Brandon Jackson
futa is a garbage fetish and anyone who likes it is an obnoxious faggot in denial
Jose Gutierrez
fucking kek that's hilarious idk why people were taking i seriously lmao
Lucas Bennett
Why someone's fetish give you such butthurt user? there is something locked in your closet?
David Reyes
Landon Adams
kek
Caleb Adams
I hope you enjoy your Triss in the Netflix adaptation
Isaiah Flores
Yea Forumsirgins will defend this
Jack Rogers
Yea Forumsirgins dont exist on nu/v/ only trannies and cucks and yes they will defend this
Joseph Phillips
Okay seriously what is with the concentrated effort to replace redheads with blacks and browns? What the fuck did redheads ever do to the Jews?
Dominic Cruz
Woah... this... the people need to know
Camden Nelson
white replacement isn't a meme it's an active effort by the progressive left
Jace Green
So, why are you here?
Logan Long
Based,
Jacob Barnes
to discuss vidya and because this place is till better than anything else
Anthony Wood
Tell her she's a baka gaijin and ask her where da yen at.
Tyler Cox
So why does Triss get the futa treatment so much. I think there's probably a 50-50 between no bens/benis Triss. What about her makes people go "Now that's a girl with a huge horse penis."
Eli Howard
>mockery
why? you don't think this is a bad thing?
Levi Sanchez
She has broad shoulders and her face is quite defined. I personally think it's superhot for a women, looks more athletic, but I understand the similarities she has with guys
Jacob Peterson
I mean I would be careful with anything /pol/ produces and not take is as factual
Grayson Turner
but how can that image not be factual user? it's cleat as day right?
Nathaniel Lopez
Force feed hard-boiled eggs.
Juan Sullivan
I doubt that's it, if you're not into women you wouldn't slap a penis on one. You'd just focus on men.
Caleb Jackson
So why did you let him die?
>A. He was an ass
>B. Geralt completes his contracts like a professional
>C. Geralt doesn't need any more enemies, especially not one like O'Dimm
>D. O'Dimm is unironically the most generous, least deceptive client in all 3 games
Joseph Allen
If you want diversity points you replace someone undesirable and that would be redheads.
Matthew Campbell
Well, she's still attractive, not bad for netflix.
Carter Brown
Got pricked by lambert tho.
Chase Rogers
but why would you want diversity points? are you a progressive? you dislike redheads?
Brandon Flores
Being a man does not mean having a penis. When someone is gay they dont just like the penis part, they like many dimensions of what qualifies as being a "man". The same goes for women, you don't just like a woman with a vagina for the vagina, you enjoy more of what it means to be a woman. Now with that in mind, attaching a penis to a woman definitely does not mean you are gay. Because if that would be the truth, then gay people would not form relationships and want to marry other men. You dont do that with penises, you do that with personalities. And a woman having a penis does not change her personality
Tyler Garcia
Should I play this or XCOM 2?
Had it sitting in my library for a while but haven't picked it up.
Also is there a save generator for 2? Finished the game but on xbawks so I don't have my old file.
Parker Cox
I liked her more even in books.
Wish she had better VA in the game though, she sounds way too American.
Brayden Walker
The difference here is that you aren't super butthurt about other people being afraid of spiders
Hunter Thomas
Because it's free pr these days. Redheaded men are ugly af. Some redheaded women are cute.
Hudson Thomas
Because theyll blueball you if you do them both.
Alexander Russell
la nekkera...
Nolan Nelson
but why wouldn't you care more about creative integrity than pr?
i think it's a bad thing, characters should be left as they were and be portrayed by the appropriate race if at all possible, otherwise it just looks dumb
Ryan Ortiz
You guys made it look complicated. It's just a fetish. Anyway, I have a serious question! would you let Triss ride you?
Nathaniel Kelly
Fancy a bum?
Henry Thomas
I prefer the DUTCHESS
Isaac Nelson
Because futa is a patrician taste. Only peasants complain about it.
Isaiah Allen
>it feels wrong
To someone who is not actually a Witcher fan perhaps
Easton Anderson
why do people pretend that everyone is mad all the time? im not mad im just calling you an obnoxious faggot because people who like futa shove their shitty fetish into everything.
Juan Carter
being a man is biological, and a penis is part of that as well as hormonal composition, neuroanatomy, differences in skeletal structure and the ability to build and retain greater muscle mass
a penis is singularly a masculine feature aside from statistical anomalies that are rightfully thought of as such, the fact remains that you prefer to see a masculine feature on a feminine body and that sure as hell isn't a straight thing to do
Mason Price
Short answer? You should definitely play the Witcher3, the story gets better with each quest and the DLC is pure kino
Jace Lewis
Yeah, it's better
Brody Thomas
But you're, faggot pleb. Rule34 exists for a reason
Aaron Howard
You have great taste user
Brody Scott
it actually seems like you're legitimately mad, you can't even type properly. are you really so gay you can't stand when someone calls your sexual fetish shitty? get some mental help lmao
Brayden Gray
You are a hero user
Lincoln Young
Im still baffled why CDP have such a hardon for that whore.
Noah Ward
>Got a chance to beat the devil in a game of wits for someone's soul
I am ALL about that shit
Carter Edwards
It's really just TV execs figuring they've maxed out their white audience so they're trying to pull other demographics and think if they cast black characters, for example, then black people will suddenly become interested in the material too
Luis Powell
>playing the games in any language other than native Polish
Austin Taylor
If you boil it down then yes, females and males are biological and genetical. However, many of the things you mention lead to different manifestations of personalities within the sexes. We usually attribute the female sex with virtues like warmness, sweetness, cuteness etc and the male sex with aggressiveness, discipline and hard work. Almost all of these are tied mostly to hormones, and through natural selection the other things you mention like bone density have adapted to this. The penis serves no purpose however, nor does the vagina (outside of reproduction). So I see no reason, again, why attaching a penis to a woman would make someone gay. You still enjoy the woman for her virtues with the slight modification of a different body organ. And this, does not make you gay
Jaxon Phillips
Why the fuck would I care about integrity when there's money to be made.
Aaron Ortiz
Both C and D
Could you imagine a real fight with O'Dimm? No for sure.
youtu.be
Henry Hill
Uuuuuuuh, pass?
Ayden Mitchell
>here's your tv series of the witcher bro
Henry Nelson
If you don't have a save file to carry over the game asks you what choices you made. You don't get to carry over the Blue Stripes tattoo though
Ryan Bell
just fuck my shit up famalam
Grayson Peterson
>spends months in hiding in a cramped city
>can't go outside for too long for fear of witch hunters
>suffer personally, subject self to torture to help find Ciri
>constant stress and poor conditions
>finally get to go out to a classy garden party
>see the night sky for the first time in a year
>wine, music, fun, no guards trying to kill you
>Hey anons, why is she happy?
Elijah Green
YAAAGHH!!
Joshua Peterson
Why do we let niggers live? Is there really any good reason letting them live?
Liam Cook
>Almost all of these are tied mostly to hormones,
i dont agree cuteness correlates heavily to youth which is expressed through our biology as well, it's not just behavioral. for men aggressiveness and hard work is only viable because their biology supports that behavior as opposed to women, discipline is an offshoot of hard work
hormonal composition is also different for men and women, which again by the way is biological. Look no matter how you try to justify it you're taking a specifically male trait or feature and attaching that to a woman. if it was all about behavior like you say then why even add it at all, there's a reason you prefer having a penis there despite arguing it has no purpose
it's ok to be gay user it's just definitely pretty gay to prefer a tranny over a biological female
Gabriel Peterson
yeah but then you can literally justify anything, im speaking from the side of the consumer and looking at it from the perspective of objective quality with a given work
Isaac Rodriguez
That actually made me feel really sad for her. Thanks for posting that user.
Brody Ross
You forgot something, bro.
Brayden Rodriguez
>man sits in living room
>libs go out and protest
heh
Noah Stewart
So no one is truely straight then? I feel like we keep setting the bar higher every day.
>You like a girl with a more pronounced jaw?
GAY
>You like more muscle definition on a woman?
Gay
>Submissive even the tiniest bit?
Gay
>Have kids, but you're being a soft touch with people around you?
Gay
>You like masturbating.
Not gay, because it's your own penis ... but autofellatio is gay because you're sucking a penis. It all feels very "because I said so"ish. I'd rather leave it at pure, "you wanna sleep with an actual MAN, fine that's gay", everything else is debatable at most. Just using one sticker to lable people for a fetish or kinck seems pretty wrong to me, don't feel like sexuality is all that simple
Justin Wood
A bunch of the consumers would rather have the diversity shit than a faithful recreation. And the most of the ones who don't will still buy it. It's a numbers game.
If I wrote a book and they wanted me to fag it up for more money I'd do it in a heartbeat.
Julian Anderson
>WOOOOOAAAHH THE NETFLIX ADAPTATION IS GOING TO BE SHIT WAAAAH
Dude everyone has known the adaptation will be shit since they showed off that godawful wig in Henry Cavill's initial promo
Who exactly are you trying to convince here
Cooper Collins
Dylan Gonzalez
That's a fucking trash bag he's wearing. Seriously, what is it with Netflix adaptations looking like one of those College Humor parodies?
James Nelson
>libs do something
>man sits and consumes söyvision
heh
Jonathan James
It's to identify the plebs
Gavin Russell
Why do the women in this game look so fucking old, jesus
Caleb Flores
>Odrin is actually in Witcher 3
how did I fucking miss him
Luke Fisher
because they are
over 20 = midlife for women
Ryan Phillips
???
Easton Long
OOOODRIIIN. HERE BOY. *whistles*
Tyler Bailey
Does she really look that old?
Kayden Reyes
Maybe but tha the end of the day it's a fantasy gender with both a penis and a vagina that you can reproduce with regardless of your gender, it also defies what homosexuality is as a "futa" can not be homosexual unless they engage in intercourse with another futa. Futas are also not trans people. A futa is a biological woman with a penis attached, a trans is a guy trying to be a woman. Trans and traps can be considered gay based on the fact that they were born male, futa on the other hand is female, no actually not even female, it's a hermaphrodite, a hermaphrodite can not be by definition homosexual, as it is neither male nor female, it is hermaphrodite.
Joshua Jackson
There is a part of me that is kind of happy that Netflix adaptation will be shit, cause it makes me less ashamed of our old Polish adaptation that was at least comfy at times.
Adam Sanchez
Let me guess though, whatshisnamekowski is going to be just fine with that wihle bitching about minor things in the Witcher game characters because he made a pathetic deal with CDPR and is still seething about it.
Carter Barnes
the walmart tiki torches were a nice touch
Mason Roberts
INCHU INCHU BEAH BROGGHA
inch by inch little froggy
Adrian Watson
I don't see a vagina on futa pics
Bentley Miller
this is such a perfect image that captures the fall of society in a nutshell. we need another world war.
Kevin Kelly
Say what now?
Jayden Turner
Are they at least gonna have the correct hair styles?
Aaron Jenkins
t. riggered by opinions he doesn't like.
Easton Morris
all of the above
Jayden White
How many cats do you have?
Lincoln Robinson
see
th
ing
Adam Brown
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH FUCK
Wyatt Jones
who let the resetera tranny out of his cage
no one likes niggers, not even SJW's do. they just virtue signal. They instantly take off their masks when niggers beat the shit out of them or rob them.
Jace Walker
That's because most people fail to add one, probably because it's not in use/visible.But true futa is a female character with a penis that was supposedly born that way or a woman that "grows it some how", not trans men, nor traps.
Nathan Bailey
>StevenCarson
I like the dick socks.
Blake Edwards
I like red heads but that's too fake looking for me.
Grayson Rodriguez
Quite a few.
Landon Bell
This is her looks in game
Levi Bailey
>304
Juan Sullivan
>Fiesty
>Fire mage
>Redhead
Sign me the FUCK up
Ethan Barnes
Bases and Trisspilled
Nicholas Gutierrez
Wonder what the Trisspill tastes like.
Ryder Ross
Did they explain how she cured her burns in the game?
William Ross
Correct.
Liam Gonzalez
eewwwwwww
Gabriel Butler
magic
Charles Ross
Crimson raspberry and strawberry
Austin Richardson
She explained it in the 3rd book.
Jaxon Evans
She's allergic to it.
Julian Collins
Really? I don't remember anything about it.
Lincoln Morris
Based Jay Leno
Ryder Thompson
gently stroke her huge throbbing cock through her dress
Daniel Price
Matthew Edwards
>“They used the highest magics on us,” she continued in a muted voice, “spells, elixirs, amulets and artefacts. Nothing was left wanting for the wounded heroes of the Hill. We were cured, patched up, our former appearances returned to us, our hair and sight restored. You can hardly see the marks.
Angel Russell
Triss is a bad person
Andrew Wilson
Geralt doesn't fuck Dandelion used goods and neither the other way around
Nicholas Hernandez
>Omg Yen is literally me
Jaxson Bennett
Who were they?
Leo White
Cast characters from the books/games, who should have been cast as the main sorceresses?
Lucas Evans
I agree with everything but Starfire, if you actually think that's even a change instead of adaptation you're straight up retarded
Landon Rodriguez
Mages and priests.
Gabriel James
I cant get over how literally every single Witcher 3 woman has the same template face that are only distinguished from each other by different hair and make up.
Christopher Young
Cameron Richardson
off the top of my head, the facial structure of characters is pretty different. Ciri's face/nose is more pointy than Cerys or Triss for example.
Matthew Murphy
no the original copypasta just says eggs, they are uncooked or boiled in the comic version
Hunter Bell
>Cast some of the peasants as their own VAs
David Nguyen
What is this slag's name, I swear there's a god damn gallery out there with full on nudes
Matthew Rivera
But witcher 3 is not an anime game.
Hudson Harris
We have to cast Todd Howard as Geralt. Because Todd Howard is so fucking handsome and manly.
Justin Barnes
Lots of characters in the Witcher series suffered and got put down without deserving it. Triss, Dijkstra, Foltest, Ciri.
Jace Moore
>Mm. Medallion's humming... Somebody that didn't buy a copy of Skyrim... Gotta be.
>Whistles for horse
>Cmon Bethesda
Angel Scott
>You like a girl with a more pronounced jaw?
>You like more muscle definition on a woman?
>Submissive even the tiniest bit?
>Have kids, but you're being a soft touch with people around you?
more likely to be so yes also gradations of these things dont compare to vagina vs penis
>You like masturbating.
not gay indeed, that isn't done out of sexual attraction for yourself and it's purely sensory, autofellatio also isnt gay technically
fuck off you faggot in denial
that image shows the exact opposite though
>if you dislike woke politics you MUST be alt right
ok fag
>umad
ok
David Nguyen
Confused boner
Jeremiah Taylor
>a hermaphrodite can not be by definition homosexual, as it is neither male nor female, it is hermaphrodite.
but preferring one over your biological opposite definitely makes you something other than straight
Mason Lewis
Detlaff
He just got played by a thot, she deserved to die, not him and also he's too handsome
Charles Green
cringe
Liam Nguyen
Detlaff was a psychopath with severe autism and a waifufaggot.
Nathaniel Hughes
Welp, guess you're proving me right, but alright then.
Grayson Cruz
>Too short to ride a horse
>Too charismatic to be killed
>Will take any quest but never finishes it properly
James Barnes
/our guy/
Ryder Garcia
>Welp, guess you're proving me right, but alright then.
claiming so doesn't make it so user
Austin Morales
Anyone remember the shoeshine from Blood and Wine? The kid had the balls to demand more money than Geralt made from a contract for simple information, and the game forced you to pay the little shit.
Joshua Miller
There isn't nearly enough Saltzpyre on this board.
Adam Rivera
Rose Leslie would be my first choice, if she could drop the accent then I think she'd be a great fit.
Emma Stone is my second choice followed by Amy Adams
Emma would nail the sassy feisty aspect and you could handwave her deeper voice as internal scars having damaged her voice box, Adams could probably do better showcasing Triss' manipulating/ptsd survivor side
Carson Powell
I need you to first sober up and then sign some papers about giving me your consent and not being drunk before we have intercourse.
Henry Perry
I let her go because I didn't want Dijkstra to rip on me
Tyler Flores
I fell in love with her during this quest. Well, as much as you can with a character anyway.
Easton Wilson
yeah that was annoying
Julian Morales
Awful picks.
Isaiah Campbell
Not so sure about that, but if so that means it would als not make you homosexual, nor is it bisexual as your interest is not in men, assuming you're a man. Thus gay is NOT what you would be, nore bi. Irrelevant, really since your only option in the real world are women, so regardless of that you're still straight, it's like trying to convince a man married with a woman and having kids, that he's gay, even tho he has no interest in changing anything. It's of no real consequence.
Angel Gray
I don't see you putting forward anybody
Kayden Russell
Why is reality so fucking shit garbage, man? Women like Triss don't exist, and even if one did, you wouldn't be the one for her.
God fucking dammit, stop
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Jason Foster
Probably modded
Triss for no reason have too much wrinkle on her forehead.
If you check preview screenshot, she looks much better actually
Austin Richardson
>counts on geralt to stay neutral after just enlisting his help to murder redanias fucking king
>you've just finished mowing down street after street of blockades and guard squadrons almost singlehandedly
>fights you with 3 of his mates and a fucking halberd
What the actual fuck was that about
William Hughes
Rose Leslie would be a good pick, a redhead Katherine MacNamara as well imo.
Jose Carter
>Women like Triss don't exist
Manipulative, lying whores exist quite a lot irl, don't worry.
Brody Rogers
>Calls me gay in denial for saying something.
>I'd rather live alone the rest of my life than be a man.
>I-I'm not raising the bar to an unreasonable standard because I'm an unreasonable person who thinks he knows better, y-you're just claiming.
If you say so user.
Isaiah Hill
Did we achieve perfection?
Asher Jackson
>I'd rather live alone the rest of my life than be with a man.***
Pretty big difference.
Owen Green
lifting won't do jack, it's all about the mindset
Austin Gutierrez
>have brain transplanted into technodog
>Mfw im now corpomommys attack dog and asshole licker
>mfw she pets my head
Alexander Morris
I want to make a deal with the devil and be like Olgierd, an immortal husk that feels nothing
Julian Butler
A-user...thats so beautiful....
Cooper Price
>I'd rather live alone the rest of my life than be a man.
with a man i presume? no i'd rather have a friend sure but i wont have sex with him because im not gay
it's like you believe everyone is secretly gay or something if you just push them far enough
Blake Hall
Make a futile attempt to impregnate her.
Isaac Brooks
Yea Forums faggots REEEEE
The Netflix show will be ass regardless. Redhead actress#56 won't save it
Jace Ramirez
Me too bruh, me too
Xavier Gutierrez
>hides CDPR's stupid wrinkles
>has Triss' prettier face
>mixes hairstyles
yeah I'm gonna say so, this is boner times 4
>blue eyes
delete
Elijah Collins
Fine, I shall make your wish. But you have to roll a 0 as your last digit. You have one chance.
Dominic Parker
She has blue eyes in the books
Jacob Gutierrez
>no women
>gay men a.k.a men who hate women so much they're no longer even attracted to them
Wow, what an utterly misogynistic studio.
Evan Perry
ALL IN
Jack Lopez
Rolling rolling rolling rolling yeh
Nolan Rivera
That confuses my penis.
Jaxson Garcia
What the actual fuck
Eli Cooper
The madman did it
Jace Torres
aaaaww shit yes, where can I claim my prize?
Christopher Powell
Zachary Lopez
Lead writer is a jewess so it's all according to plan
Jaxson Moore
>being around women while they drink
sounds fun, but avoid it in reality
Carson White
Goddamnit I want it too
John Ramirez
>no women
the entire lead team and writers are SJW twitter dumblrinas.
One of them is even a textbook SJW that goes on twitter to bitch about random shit like heterosexual genocide fantasies.
Luis Gomez
Bullseye motherfuckerrrrrr
Jackson Brown
>it was full of ideas and banter and cupcakes and creativity and darkness and champagne and this hilarious picture
>group of "writers"
>uses "and" 6 times in a single sentence
Justin Brooks
>gay men a.k.a men who hate women
gays don't hate women though
haven't you seen sex and the city?
Nicholas Campbell
what the fuck
what's wrong with you dude
Henry Ramirez
I liked blonde batgirl though
Justin Gomez
dude !
how many real life women from the age 16-26 have you ever been in contact with ? my guess is ZERO
Robert Robinson
>creativity
casting niggresses for virtue signalling must be the epitome of creativity.
Brody Bell
Grayson Thompson
>tfw no qt goth gf
Brody Myers
Trissfags get the rope
Adam Ortiz
Jennifer
Zachary Jackson
Noah Lewis
I was talking about myself in that one, user, I'd rather be alone for the rest of my life than be with a man, in that way. As for people being capable of being gay if pushed, how should I know, I have no interest to explore that since I don't feel like it's right, which might also be why people calling someone's preference in women gay one of those things that feels like "putting the bar on a whole nother level" for me. It's like they're all worried that everyone IS secretly gay other than them. So any fetish or feature deviating from what they deem acceptable instantly throws them in to an outrage.
Adrian Flores
James Miller
Based. Time to kill some Skaven
Carson Parker
>too forward
user...
William Cox
>Both sterile.
>Still find love.
Meanwhile most anons can't find a girl, period.
Julian Wilson
Elijah Phillips
It's fiction bruh
Noah Scott
>try to get her home while groping random parts of her
Justin Flores
i don't really even understand what the conversation was about now man whatever have a nice day
all i was saying is that futa is definitely not straight it's just something else
Alexander Jenkins
have sex
Evan Nelson
> most anons can't find a girl,
men like us are expendable, even the anons who try to do good for others, that's just how it be.
Jason Hernandez
It isn't, you just never did it
Michael Torres
My 8yo students know that they have to use commas until the last item, for fuck sake.
But hey, it's a quirky and fresh way to write y'all.
Elijah Stewart
>Ohoho Geralt you're so old fashioned.
You'd rather get pegged by Keira? Well, what you do in the comfort of your own home is none of my business, have fun.
Ayden Cooper
Everyone is expendable
Ian Foster
Have some more
Benjamin Gonzalez
She is made for BWS
Jace Jackson
I dunno at this point, by definition than futa is definitely not gay, or bi either. Thus maybe it is maybe it isn't, they're not even real.
Understandable have a nice day.
Josiah Martinez
u 2
Levi Young
delete this right now
David Foster
NO! None of that, no one is expendable, all must live, no user may die!
Lincoln Bell
The thread was fun. Thank you friends for the great time. Take care buddies
Luis Torres
I meant romantically expendable
Dylan Barnes
That too.
I'm a cuck and I hope he fucks her good
Asher Ward
It's the random bowl of eggs, the kindness part I could understand, but handing out a fucking bowl of eggs out of nowhere just seems funny.
Nicholas Smith
Give That To Me
Aaron Cook
Can I go back and do triss’s side missions if I skipped them and get her ending? I’m past Skellige and didn’t romance Yennefer
Bentley Perry
Why isn't this working!
Julian Thomas
Have sex with Shani
Owen Mitchell
You can redo any side missions until you go off to the Isle of Mists to find Ciri.
Anthony Walker
Yes. Just don't romance both or you will get the bad ending.
Nolan White
How can sorceress whores even compete?
Cameron Martin
That's not the witch of lynx crag
Easton Davis
Both her and Yennefer are vicious snakes
Bros before hoes
Leo Miller
If I was Geralt, I would dump all the sorceress whores and only bang qt village girls and tavern wenches desu
Henry Ramirez
>got triss to stay and got the all the perfect daughterfu ciri parts
imagine playing the game wrong
Brayden Gutierrez
Then first Witcher is the game for (you).
Matthew Richardson
>wanting some old crone wearing a disguise
Colton Carter
I know. Love that game
Luke Hill
All sorceresses are old crones who disguise themselves with magic
Cooper Stewart
That's why you tell them to fuck off
Aiden Foster
>Like redheads in the game
>Also like the Elves
>No redhead Elf.
It hurts.
Ryan Sanchez
>deserved it
absolutely wrong. he was a quality example of a Byronic hero. redeemed him would be the chief goal of anyone like Geralt. he is canonically saved from Gaunter.
Evan Murphy
>Witcher 1 has the best sex dolls but no sex scenes
Jace Diaz
Triss is not really old though.
Liam Gonzalez
>Hero
No
Thomas Perry
>No Var Attre threesome
A fucking crime
Landon Scott
She's about 400 - 500 years old.
Or older, wasn't there something about ~1000 years or something.
Lincoln Rogers
Nope, she's younger than Geralt.
Charles Edwards
God I used to fap so much to those cards. Never fapped to TW2 or TW3 sex scenes though
Thomas Martin
>byronic hero
do you know what this term means, it doesn't mean a hero. literal negro reading comprehension
Liam Morris
Thinking Olgierd is a Byronic hero is pure brainletism
He's literally Faust
Josiah Sanders
>wishes that he and iris would live happily ever after
>o'dimm twists his wish to deaden olgierd's soul and turn him into a sociopath
>he deserved it
Imagine actually believing that the devil was operating on the up and up.
Chase Rivera
what mods do i need to enjoy the witcher3
Nolan Foster
>felt too guilty to leave Yen during that genie section
>literally guilt tripped by a video game character
I'm not gonna make it through life bros.
Parker Baker
None
Lucas Taylor
>Shani friendzones you no matter what
>can't romance an Aen Seidhe
>sidequest in The Witcher 2 where you drink a potion amounts to fuckall, just get a note in Oxenfurt saying Geralt is now cured of his sterility and then....nothing
>Signs were nerfed so hard over the course of a 20 or so patches that it's basically unusable without five different mods installed
>mutation system implemented with Blood and Wine railroads builds way too much, because you can never go Alchemy/Sign, just Alchemy/Combat and Signs/Combat
>Yen in the books has many damsel in distress moments, a lot of back and forth between her and Geralt, and shows, and isn't so stoic like she's portrayed in TW 3
>but for some fucking reason Yen gets super fucking pissed whenever you pick the optional dialogue choice, question her on basically anything, and her response is always "We can talk about this later, I'm right, now fuck off"
>tail bug still exists with tourny gear in Blood and Wine, Roach is always missing a fucking tail after 25+ patches.
I think after playing the game for so long I've now noticed all the fucking things that annoy me to end and now I can't even get over it.
Blake Cook
Based
David Bailey
We need you in all the threads saltposter
Colton Stewart
She's better than Triss so don't worry about it
Chase Rodriguez
None
This game wasn't made by Bethesda
Angel Russell
he also shows byronic traits
>superiority complex
>arrogance
>narcissism
>rebellious
>lives in exile
>introspective
He is clearly based on Faust as Gaunter is based on the folk tale that inspired the German character of Faust. Yet he has other qualities too.
What is a complex character?
Adam Gray
If you want to enjoy Signs, I highly suggest some mods that reintroduce scaling for nerfed signs like Yrden, Igni, and Axii. I personally use ESGO, which is way more comprehensive than just signs, but it allows you to modify damage output.
If you want something less broken, I'd use multiple mutations (for Blood and Wine). Roach will also be a priority, seeing as how his mane and tail fuck up constantly throughout the course of the game. I use Mane and Tail Fix, Fearless Roach, and some Saddle Overhauls to just give every saddle and saddle bag stats equal to the Ofiri one, so you actually have a choice in dressing up Roach and not just min/maxing
HUD is also a must if you don't want to fucking stare at the minimap 24/7. Friendly HUD is pretty much the only way to go there. Gives you 3D markers instead of small icons in a minimap.
William Murphy
Theres only one girl for me
>ywn come home from a hard day working in the fields to plough your thicc herbalist wife
>tfw she will never brew up an ointment so you can stay hard and fuck her all night long
Aiden Lewis
400 years is what Vesemir is nearing prolly. Triss is said to be a young sorceress and younger than geralt so i would say she's in the 50-70 years area
Henry Flores
>she's still attractive
lol
Daniel Thompson
God I fucking love Triss' design and her voice
I wish I had a gf like that
Leo Wood
Bentley Sanders
I want to fuck the clerk so fucking bad lads
Kayden Scott
Something about Yen I dislike, not sure what it is.
Jeremiah Watson
Does she have an ointment for her butterface
Nolan Ramirez
I want to cuddlefuck felipe
Grayson Anderson
do you have a diamond?
Gabriel Johnson
Thanks user
Austin Bailey
Probably the fact that shes a gigantic bitch only incel femdom cucks are into?
Jayden Kelly
Bitchface and bitch personality?
Nathaniel Young
Mods surely love witcher 3
Not that i complain tho
Jose Cruz
Her card makes my dick diamonds if that counts.
Cooper Allen
none. The base game is great.
But if you insist
>HD textures mod
>good reshade presets
>better fire animations mod
>better water mod
Jace Rogers
t. cheating nigger
Daniel Edwards
>not saving Olgierd
Heartless
It seems you were the heart of stone(tm) all along
Eli Thomas
no rolling down the stairs
no dirty lens
lore-friendly witchers
Landon Cruz
Procreate mulatto witches and wizards.
Samuel Miller
Cucked Geralt several times, is manipulative all around and has the fashion sense of a teenage goth