>Meanwhile at NCR Yea Forums
Meanwhile at NCR Yea Forums
this is a legion thread now
Nelson's back in our hands. I hope we can defend it this time.
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Fuck the New KEK Republic
My nig
Years ago I was bored and scanned the boxes for a bunch of Lipton teas and soups, then made a simple mod that enclosed all the buildings in Nipton with them.
I'm gonna need a picture
Nelson will serve as example. We'll bleed the ground red with anyone who opposes our peace-efforts.
Ave, trve to Ceasar
What does that mean?
RANGERS ARE FAGS
PASS IT ON
so i just heard from the mailman that a bunch of romans are on the way to the outpost to crucify us or some shit
should i ask that girl out in the mess hall Yea Forums?
Where did they get all the metal to build those statues? Why right there? How'd they get the manpower and mechanical power to build the upper portions? If they can do that, why can't they clean up or salvage all the scrap vehicles on the Long 15?
NCR: useful idiots
Legion: raging idiots
>Where did they get all the metal to build those statues?
user did you not notice the freeway filled with car wrecks infront of the outpost?
Guys, don't tell anyone, but last time I was stationed at the Mojave Outpost, I stole a pair of underwear from that rooftop sniper bitch. Jerked off for three days straight, no one ever fo
Do you know what Nevada is classified as right now by the NCR? Do you know where the Mojave Outpost is? Do you know how long to takes to establish territory, let alone spruce it up while it's possible to lose it any moment to some assholes in football armor or junkies with brahmin skulls?
>mechanical power
They have running trains, aircraft and phones in California. I doubt that stacking some scrap metal is outside of the Republic's reach.
That outpost and its silly statue have been around for nine years by the time New Vegas starts. Of course those beaurocrat bootlicker dirtfucks would build an ugly-ass self fellatio statue instead of doing anything useful.
The NCR is spread as thin as margarine and given the tipsy scale of business between different prospectors and companies from California, the Mojave is a frontier until The Courtier canonically brings it justice NCR style.
>The Courtier
The NCR is a republic, not a monarchy.
Why can't we just recruit that courier guy? He's always armed to the teeth, sometimes pulling a fucking fatman out of his ass.
He's clearly already working for the Legion. Who else could fit a whole Fat Man in their ass?
Dude she's like 40 you could pull her bro
user?
>Legion
oh no no no
Why the fuck did Caesar fall down and break dance during his speech?Is that dude alright?
Reminder to play Fallout 13. Legion needs to be buffed.
Also, Legion needs to recruit raider gangs more often.