Video game has “dragons” in them

>video game has “dragons” in them
>they’re actually wyverns
Why is this allowed?

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Bethesda Games Studio isnt exactly known for quality.

People in Skyrim are dumb

>caring about proper classification of fictional creatures
Have sex, nerd.

actually wyverns are a sub-species of dragons

That's an Elder Scrolls dragon though. You could still call them wyverns if you just enjoy using incorrect names for things though.

No dragons have 4 legs wyverns have 2

>ackshuwally

nobody cares what retarded rules Gary Gygax came up with for fictional creatures he didn't actually create.

>forum has threads in them
>they're all reposts
Why is this allowed?

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Doesn't mean it's not a subspecies, retard

Hello there mr. artificial intelligence, making the same threads all day every day i see

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Yes it does, an insect isn’t a subspecies of a spider

"insect" isn't an a species, it's a very broad classification

same thing.

Yes a broad classification that includes 6 legs, not 8

Like how dragons have 4 legs not 2

god you autists are the worst

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PINGAS

Here are all the draconic sub-species.
>Western dragon
wings + 4 legs
>Eastern dragon
serpentine body + 4 legs
>Wyvern
wings + 2 legs
>Drake
wingless + 4 legs
>Zard
wingless + 2 legs

Both are equally gay and only good for killing. if you think otherwise you're no better than that faggot furry who wants to bring back child labor and supports pedophiles.

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Nothing wrong with child labor lad

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I agree and it makes me mad because 4 legs is the superior design and much more intimidating but also this If fire-spiting geckos are dragons in your made up fantasy land who am I to argue

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Stupid retard faggot furries.

Proof GRRM can't help but fundamentally miss the point of "fantasy" at every turn.

wut

because it's a template. Why wouldn't you just call them fire-spiting geckos if their geckos that spit fire?

That's just dirty wyvern propaganda.

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>videogame has "dragons" in them
>you can't romance them

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GRRM is such a fucking hack.

>hurr durr archetypes and the hero's journey are shit
Oh no I wrote myself into a corner and cannot satisfactorily resolve this story.
>hurr durr aragon's tax policy
Oh no I'm actually a brainlet and don't understand politics so I can't write about it in an engaging way... uhh prophecies and resurrections just like every other hack fantasy author!
>hurr durr there's no such thing as good an evil
Oh no I'm actually a philosophylet and it's rank and evident in every sentence I write so my commentary on this topic is offensively trite but people still mistake ignorant cynicism for wisdom.
>hurr durr muh horrors of war
Oh no I'm a fat fuck Westerner whose closest experience with the horrors of war is when the price of my shoes goes up by five cents due to a shift in the sweatshop locations from country A to country B because country A has collapsed into a few more decades of backsliding living standards and violence.

God I hate him.

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>Video games have unicorns in it
>They’re actually Elder Dragons
Why is this allowed?

majority of people don't know or care about the difference

>video game has pine trees in it
>they look like chewed up pipe cleaners
why is this allowed?

Who cares if they aren't cute anime girls

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user thats what some pine trees look like

Q U I B B L E

delete this

>video game has “cars” in them
>they’re actually sedans
>Why is this allowed?
This is how retarded you sound

Why is this thread allowed to persist across three goddamn boards every fucking day? Just because? Well, there's your answer, sped.

Reminder that there historically isn't a difference and dumb heraldry spergs only started giving a shit a few centuries ago.

Fucking american.
this is not a wyvern, this is a dragon, dragons got depicted like this allt he time.
Wyverns are from a completley different myhtology.
Dragons can look like pretty much anyhting from a literal turtle to a literal snake.

Go fuck yourself you stupid uncultured american neckbeard

lol just get a life already so you don't have to be her all day, every day.

im gonna blow your fucking mind.
Do you know how THE fucking Lindwurm is depicted in a medieval period statue in austria?

Oh .. Oh no! Dios mio!

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I bet you try to 'argue' this crap with insects too.