What are some essential burgerpunk games?

This fills me with so much anxiety I hate this

non americans have no idea how big this country is. this is a fucking rest stop on a road that is probably thousands of miles long. my state is probably bigger than your country so you have no idea of what scale even is.

what is the name of the production process

Yikes, amerilard.

No they don't.

Why do people think the idea of stopping for gas/food on the road is so crazy

That gifts and souvenirs shop combined with all of the gas-staions and trees makes it comfy

Probably in that particular spot, but there are indeed small towns that literally have nothing else going for them except to be places American families and truckers stop to eat shitty food and refuel their cars.

I know, because I grew up in one.

>B-B-BECAUSE FATFUCKS! MUTTS! FOOD IS BAD! REEEEEEEEEE

Because most countries are a lot smaller than the US or their infrastructure either bypasses the need to travel long distance in a car or the area inbetween is undeveloped.

I know it's ugly af but having drove a truck this always makes me feel comfy to look at. After driving in rural bumfuck nowhere for hours it always felt good to be in an area like this and stock up on garbage road food

I drive by a random carnival in the middle of nowhere today. Very comfy America

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Maybe a few miles off but there usually aren't any residential areas super close these truck stop areas

i cant imagine living in a city. its the most claustrophobic, noisy, dirty way of living. thank god for rural america

Why do you sound like a slav and why do I suddenly want to be friends with a former Warsaw Pact truck driver

Now imagine living in a home nearby at night when all of the lights are still on.

I live near this shit and it's fucking repulsive.
Every fucking city and moderate size town in the country has a street like this and I fucking hate it.

Enjoy while you can, I suppose. Because it will disappear in the future the bigger the population gets.

Grew up in a rural bumfuck town and absolutely hated it. No jobs, absolutely nothing to do. Everyone is always broke and the population is composed of geriatrics living off social security and drug addled bums in the 30s-40s.

Will never go back to living like that again.

Small cities are okay if you live on the outskirts.

City life has the advantage of "I don't have to wait for a store to open or be awake at specific times because there's definitely gonna be a 24/7 place nearby" and "I don't have to drive half an hour to go anywhere because everything is in walking distance"

You get used to it

They sell thick blinds for a reason

Sometimes there is a tiny standalone property that looks like from before major highways were built, but there is definitely no neighborhood or any group of houses.

>t. flyover

enjoy irrelevancy you inbred

It must be pure cope to acknowledge that you get cucked by county like this.

There's a old eastern European man that comes by work and I love him.

Enjoy your flooding commie.

I grew up in a suburban town and had a great childhood. Moved to the city for work. Its unbelievably fucking shitty and depressing. Ride the bus into dirty noisy downtown everyday with annoying people and homeless people and grafitti on buildings and bars on windows. Its fucking miserable. I so miss living in the suburbs and my surroundings feeling clean and safe and homely. Moving out as soon as I fucking can.

>City life makes it easy to be a nocturnal NEET who wants to waddle into a 7/11 for donuts when waking up at 3AM
Thanks for the input

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These places are everywhere in Wisconsin

>How did McDonald's end up like this?

>being a human ant makes you relevant
This is what city slickers actually believe.

t. cope posting
Living in the city doesn't make you important, bud.
If you're there by choice, you're just stupid.
You're paying more for less.

>He's grabbing water

Color me surprised.

when i lived in the suburbs the hours were basically the same and it was an easy 5-10 minute drive to stores. meanwhile in the city you have to time your bus route or drive in heavier traffic. city living is honestly no more convenient.

>Look at all this empty land my ancestors stole from its original inhabitants. you jealous Eurofag?

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I love it because it gives me a sense of maximim freedom. Eurabians will never know this feeling...

Nigger are you unironically using a Kelly comic to support your viewpoint?

you sound jealous to be honest

What games have a cool dystopian aesthetic?

>empty land
Exactly
Nothing but space. A luxury that Eurofags seemingly can't enjoy.

you're just mad your countries cucked you out of all that free land by giving it back to africa

if you ever feel bad just ask euroshitters to post their gas or food prices

how? its probably gorgeous just 1 mile away from where this is taken, look at the thick forestry

I love going to weird rural towns on my route that have grocery stores with video rental shops still

>Look at all this empty land my ancestors stole from its original inhabitants
Are we going to pretend that the colonization that happened for a couple hundreds of years didn't happen now?

hey my uncle's cousin's sister-in-law's accountant's dogwalker was 1/17th injun so shut up

you must not live in the US because that's not true. urban planning fucking sucks here and most things are not within walking distance even in the city. wouldn't want to walk outside in late hours anyway due to higher crime

>the European "banter" itt

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Yeah, we took a bunch of totally undeveloped land inhabited by a bunch of savages and built the most powerful country in the world. I would be jealous too.

Come to Norilsk, Yea Forums.

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most american towns dont even look like this

Games for this feel?

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The entire city looks like it's made of chocolate. Too bad it's probably nowhere as comfy as it looks

Nah. It's a place where you pass through, not live.

Alot of them do.

Postal 2

looks like a commie shithole with storage containers for buildings

No they don't you absolute retard, thats a rest stop area off a highway, not a town.

I'm confused, does this not exist in the rest of the world? Like what's usually connecting to y'all's high ways?

This, fuck cityfags
>he doesn't realize kelly comics are unironically correct

He should be grabbing Pokémon creatures!

Not really. Maybe where you get off the highway but many are very spread out. The town I live in is a cornerstone to either go west, north, or south towards some capitol cities and the "exit section" is like super far north from the entire southern part of town that you don't even see. It's pretty nice actually, especially since you can use the highway to get to different parts of town super fast.

they are usually too poor user
if you combined every single european country you barely make it to america's gdp

>busy freeway exit is full stores
>this is somehow a bad thing

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HOLY COMMIE BLOCK BATMAN

what do they do for fun? theres no mcdonalds or strip club

>stole
The dumbfucks traded it for beads

this is breezewood PA, a town thats literally famous for its abundance of hotels and shops on the highway. i mean american towns certainly have a shopping center feel, but not like this

I drove west through the deep south recently, and it looked terrible because it was overcast, but once I arrived at my place for the summer it looked really beautiful. The road stops are kind of ehh but once you get out into the countryside itself everything looks so nice, especially at night.

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>come to Norilsk
> get lung cancer

>all of the soulless corporatism of cyberpunk
>none of the cool shit like augs
I feel ripped off

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It's like Saints Row with how flawlessly he preforms that gesture before returning to his default stance.

these places only exist on the exits of interstate highways so that travelers have a place to eat rest and refuel.

nobody lives here except retarded white boomers

How are the people? I'm nonwhite if that matters

Yurop is small enough that people can just ride a train to get where they need to go, a lot of Americans don't realize that most counties in EU are smaller than a lot of states

i thought that was originally from some prank/joke video or something then i saw that actual thing and realized someone is killed in that video lmao

my first thought was that this was Texas but by reading the signs it's actually Pennsylvania
which makes sense because now it reminds me of the last time I was in New Jersey

Is this supposed to be bad or something? Every area off of highways is like that, there's loads of restaurants and gas stations because people are on the road. I was in Australia for 3 weeks and saw very comparable roads to that. Do landlet countries just not understand this?

only because of the pine trees in the background implying some sort of forest mountains
replace that with more noise and its not so comfy

Pretty comfy tbqhwy

...

its funny because he drove over the equivalent of 2 european countries in that short webm

If only we could all afford refined rural estates like you.

it's for his ass, not drinking

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>Do landlet countries just not understand this?
they are too poor and don't have the economy for it

>a lot of Americans don't realize that most counties in EU are smaller than a lot of states
No, everyone in the US knows this. Its Europeans who dont realize that their countries are small as fuck compared to the US. Its why they think its weird we dont ride a bus everywhere or why we dont have the same level of organization, when their country is literally half the size of my state

this image brings back really bad memories of high school depression and loneliness and the crush that I failed at getting with

yeah, thats the point isnt it? cities are uncomfy but rural/suburban areas are.

used to live in PA for years and I know this exact spot. WTF mang

>being a eurotrash landlet

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I'm still trying to figure out what connects to their highways then. If it's not gas stations and places to eat and sleep then what the fuck is it?

comfy. nice and quiet area with some shops to stop at while driving a long distance. simple luxuries. i guess people from other countries need everywhere to feel crowded and noisy and dirty all the time

usually sadness

>nocturnal
>waking up at 3am
as expected of a rural retard

Cope.
>I-I don't want that vast wilderness anyway!

Europeans are jealous landlets. They don't know what it's like to have ample space to do whatever the fuck you want. It's the biggest cope in the world and I almost feel bad for them, almost.

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>those long drives with your family playing video games in the back seat when you stop at mcdonalds and play with other kids in the jungle gym and they tell you where they came from and what their home town is like and where they are going
fuck I wanna go back

People always post this picture without context
This town is Breezewood Pennsylvania
Its one of the last stops before heading onto the Pennsylvania Turnpike
That turnpike is a major toll road connecting the East to the Midwest
Basically if you're coming from the south eastern states there is a major chance you'll go through this town
So that's why you see all these chains here trying to grab peoples attention before they get on the road and don't want to get off it for a rest break

Its the same shit with cities in Europe near big roads too

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Who the fuck lives next to a highway pitstop?

they don't have big open areas which need a reststop in the middle of them. the highways connect straight to towns and cities.

>you said fuck staying in the hotel for another night when you were out on a trip with her
>you drive through a ton of this shit late at night when it's all empty
>you stop at the White Castle at 2am to grab a quick bite
>comfy moments like these make it all worth it
>she's gone now

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>Eurofag thinks his ancestors didn't steal their land

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The state of PA is like twice the size of Belgium. Thats the scale we're talking about here. The size is just unimaginably different. countries in Europe are way, way more compact whereas the US is extremely spread out, with miles and miles and miles or country land with some small towns here and there

Well, my grandpa has lived in the same trailer since the 1980s and he used to have a sticker on there that said "No niggers allowed" but it faded off. There's also still a lot of Dixie flags around everywhere on front-facing car plates or on some cemetery ornaments. That said, I don't think most people really care about race since the towns are too small to really be separate - they use the same stores and everything. As for that stereotype about stupidity, I don't know enough to say. The people I know personally are more or less the same as the kind I knew in the suburbs back home, but at the local Walmart there's lots of people who just dress like shit and are overweight and give off all those negative American stereotypes in spades.

Still, it's not that weird. If you've ever been to America, it would feel familiar. I go to a top 500 global level uni in another state, and honestly, the town that sits right next to it with its mild level of poverty feels exactly the same as this one town of 13k in the rural deep south. It's not as distant as you'd think.

>my first city in city skylines

this is a motherfucking dystopian future

a boring dystopia, but still

people who work at the highway pitstop

>what games do X
>no games posted

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It's not like they were invented in Europe or anything, you fucktard.

>Gifts and Souvenirs
Who the fuck buys a souvenir at a rest stop?

>Europeans haven't spent the majority of their existence trying to steal land

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If I can have a cute Slav gf, I'll do it.

Sorry about your dog

I think that this is the only thing from my state that the majority of Yea Forums knows about.

How's your first day going?

Sounds like its time to listen to American Football.

what do you do for fun here

It makes me literally sick to my stomach, and I've been living in midwest hellholes like this all my life

>people think a food desert is all of America

Euros really dont grasp how big and diverse this country is do they?

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>mfw my backyard is larger than some European countries

>all these retards arguing
europe has the exact same stops, even though they are prettier most of the time they are still the same shit here in austria. Almost every single country in the world probably has them.

>landlets are literally scared of freeways

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fun was outlawed by the state 12 years ago

>midwest
Well, there's your answer. It's that particular brand of soullessness there which no other U.S. region can match.

die of alcohol poisoning at 32

>European
>Criticizing literally anybody else for conquering land
*WHEEZE*

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Oh shit, I just realized that this is actually the same place from OP's pic.

>that video of the dude slamming into a car from behind at full speed
yea I'm afraid of freeways
youtube.com/watch?v=KNRxup0WhMo&t=2m10s

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is stuff like this really THAT unique to the US?

if dubs you guys have to cook me some bacon and eggs

>Implying they didn’t steal it from the Mammoths and Ground Sloths

no

when your country is developed enough to have a large system of roads, you will find places like this in extremely spread out locations. They're just giant rest stops

holy shit

That's baby shit. Watch some Chinese highway videos. They have semi trucks flattening entire rows of cars that are sitting in traffic. It's like stomping on a cherry soda can, scrap metal and blood fucking everywhere.

so interstate pull-off simulator is as popular with burgers and work simulators are for germans

I should clarify, there are midwest hellholes like OPs highway stop, and there are comfy SOUL midwest towns too. The majority of which are around big inland lakes or HOMES lakes.

Is this user genuinely retarded?

No, it's not.
t. Texan

Look at how fuck huge Alaska alone is compared to the continental US.

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actually after hours on the interstate this is mana from heaven

lol

I genuinely cant see whats wrong with the picture

it gets way worse when your entire fucking state is made of this kind of shit. I thought Indiana was bad. Guess I should count myself lucky that my state somehow isn't as abyssal as yours

>stole
tell me more about how your ancestors were born from rocks in the place that you live

> Quiznos

Motherfuck, I miss Quiznos before they started to shit the bed. I don't know what happened, but there was one around the block from where I worked and it was like one summer they went from quality food to convieneance store garbage.

(^:

>ctrl w
>no pepsiman

What the fuck is wrong with you people?

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Do you think people normally live right next to their workplace or something?

Imagine living in a country where absolutely everything you do and your entire life is centred around Cars and the usage of a car

Boy, that sure sounds pretty silly to me

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if you work at the mcdonalds near a highway rest stop? maybe

I love this image

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Yeah imagine living in a first world country

Too bad the feds won't let anyone have any of that land

> Imagine a life where everything you do is centered around how low the distance barrier is

Sounds pretty good to me.

Imagine living in a country where you can only travel above 5 mph where and when the local city lets you

Its fucking great you pussy.
t. Loves driving

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I wish we had space and cheap land here in Japan. Everything is so small, crowded, and expensive. We have too many people here.

Sounds great to have the freedom to go wherever you want whenever you want

theres always at least one going on in some abandoned k-mart parking lot, and theyre always packed full of people

>white people want the world to look like this

imagine having to take a fucking bus everywhere you go. lol. sounds like hell.

It's great. Fuck your soviet transportation, freedom pods can take you where ever you want to go.

Ahh, so it's kind of like the south then
>random elections signs in the field in middle of nowhere
>dollar general on every corner
>random gunshots in the air from drunk teenagers shooting at cows
>tons of homes still decorated with 70s/80s housing trends like lush carpet
>giant ranches at night with the field of stars overhead
it's too comfy

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R8 my gf

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Eh, you need places like these. Usually stretches for like a mile and then you're back to roads of no businesses minus the occasional gas station or mom and pop shop.

>yuros have such tiny countries that they can't even remotely comprehend the concept of real highways

>diverse

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good image

this shit rules

he's taxed enough that his apartment is the only place he wants to go until his two months of vacation time kicks in and then he'll go to the u.s.

look at all that fertile land just growing grass. Americas dont know the bounty beneath them.

are you originally from Japan?

>americans
>white

>>ctrl w
>Not F3

Yikes

looks comfy as shit.

lived in a city for the year, was the worst time of my life. having to take a bus always felt so undignified, crowded and miserable.

>Americas dont know the bounty beneath them.

>call him a fucktard because you did it first
>being so retarded you are shocked at something you supposedly invented yourself
there's truly no cure for being european

but i like grass it smells nice

balding has-been/10

Going to Nogales from up north is a fun time. 75MPH+ for a long time. Great to see what the thrift stores have at all of the stops since they have stuff cheaper closer to the border
based Saki poster

>retarded yurodip wants to ruin all of the nature around him
Just because your minuscule country is a cramped shithole doesn't mean we have to do it too

play video games

Criminally fucking underrated

Pretty cute woman but something seems off about her.

I remember reading that a lot of big houses were going for sale really cheap in japan because no one wants to buy them/move from the big cities to the countryside, is that true?

I hate living in the city so damn much. Traffic fucking sucks 24/7, homeless are literally everywhere, and parking is NEVER free anywhere. Really can't wait to leave this shithole.

I cant wait to embrace the hypertechnological consumerist dystopia.

You nature fags cant stop this

America fucking sucks. The retards in this thread are all the proof you need. I need to escape

after i made a decent amount of money i moved to the middle of nowhere
coincided with breaking up with my girlfriend at the time because she intended to move to nyc to practice law and i was not interested in that shit

>Chinese writing on that bottom left sign
America is just another Chinese colony

Posting walmart is cheating.

Remember to pay your gas tax

have sex

>yuros can't read

same boat. i am leaving the city as soon as i can. it is so fucking depressing, i take the bus into downtown everyday and makes me want to kill myself. the city is fucking dirty and there's a feeling of crime everywhere. people packed at bustops, its just gross. fucking cities are awful.

You're a real dumb fucking nigger huh

>diverse
As expected of the 56%

My what?

Motherfucker should be executed by being strapped to a semi and driven into a concrete wall.

wtf are you talking about

>chinese
That's 9/10

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My nigger. Heading down from Phoenix is the shit, nothing but flat blacktop flanked by desert and farmlands all at 80 mph.

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I'm sorry but is it a thing to not wipe your ass for some people in America?

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it's part of how we fund our roads, but it's literally less than you pay

fucking everyone wants to leave the city. the only people who praise them are just in denial

OI U 'AVE A LOICENSE FER THA' MAP PROJECTION M8?

>he says this while his roads are crumbling
lmao

As long as there are no liberals here this place looks like heaven.

why does this picture always trigger eurocucks so bad? its it cause there arent any muslims in it?

t. Idiot and/or third worlder
Imagine actually paying taxes at the same rates Euros do. Utterly horrifying.

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for me, it is going 90mph on the I635 toll roads while everybody above me is stuck in traffic

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It's all about going 100MPH in the places that are really out in the middle of nowhere. Hell, sometimes I go 90 on the inner city highways when I'm coming home from a day out in Glendale. Fuck everyone who only drives the speed limit and double fuck anyone who drives slower than it.

i've never actually seen the video this clip is from

Why do chinese truck drivers have such disdain for human life?

>European reading comprehension

As in landscape.

Some people have little to no regard for personal hygiene.

Living in a city is great if you're in one that has lots of cool stuff in walking distance, decent public transit, or scooter potential. I lived in an asian city for a while and it was pretty sweet to get on my scooter, blow through traffic, and just leave it parked on the sidewalk wherever I wanted to go

>As in landscape.

And in genetics.

my roads are ok. i've been to some areas in various cities where the roads are bad, but that's not under my control. it's up to those cities to maintain their roads and they choose not to do it.

Enjoy dying lol

because they're chinese

Real Americans hire wagies to wipe their asses

>original inhabitants

gr8 b8 m8

Hey user, have you heard of porsche girl?

>I swear I’ve seen this before
>zooms in
>sign says Pittsburgh on it
>well shit I drive by this at least once a year

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No, I only go out there for Dave and Busters on Saturday mornings because they are the only place that has a good DDR machine near the Phoenix area.
and TRIPLE fuck anyone who gets into an accident and causes trouble for the rest of humanity for the rest of the day

Oh? Where? I lived in bumfuck no where of south Carolina, and we went shopping in the store about 30-45 mins away.

>No, I only go out there for Dave and Busters on Saturday mornings because they are the only place that has a good DDR machine near the Phoenix area.
user pls be trollan

Based Japan and Korea keeping the filth out

>18 year old
>Female
>High as shit
I think there were larger issues than her going 100.

oi mate do you have a license for this shitpost?

chinese traffic accident videos are kino

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The only way this webm could be anymore american is if a police patrol was stopping someone on the side of the road

I wish I were. I've been to multiple sites that update where all of the DDR machines are and that D&B is the only place. Every other place around here only has DDR Extreme, and they are usually only half functional.
Unless you were talking about me going all the way out there only for DDR. In which case I'll say
>I-I was just pretending to be retarded haha

Was it blood?

imagine getting killed by some fat faggot going 100 mph because he wanted to get to fucking dave & busters

this
i live in suberbia and we have littered stores and better chains like chili's or applebees

I was more referring to how one tiny mistake when you're going triple digits is enough to turn you into paste on the sidewalk.

People don't build on top of each other when they have space. It's ugly, but it is what happens. If you want nice in Texas, go to the designated white people areas like The Woodlands or The Riverwalk.

Hello fellow PA bro.

How is this comfy? It's nothing but corporate logos, wide roads, and parking lots. Not one person is outside of their car.

I know it's late in the thread and you probably already left, but I'm interested in listening to your TED talk about why signs are like that.

>cheap and greasy consumerism is comfy
Americans, everybody.

the size is relative, thats a flat map so the poles are expanded, on a sphere you can see its not nearly that large, albeit its still almost half the size of mainland USA

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youtube.com/watch?v=SF2ROKpLYiY

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It's a city block sized rest stop in the middle of a bunch of farmland.

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Postal 2

>that McDonald's sign

You kiddos will never know the magic of working at McDicks in the late 90s early 2000s

Shit was kino

>Easily accessible food and rest after diving down the highway for the last 12 hours
>Not peak comfy
I suppose it wouldn't be fair to criticize you here, your entire cunt probably takes less than 12 hours to traverse from corner to corner.

not him, but they're tall so they can be seen from the highway.

Eh if everyone is going the average speed when traffic is clear (which is 80), 100 isn't that bad. Besides, I'm still fucked if I fuck up at 80 and I always have 100% attention on the road. Fuck people who drive with their phones or fiddle around with their music playlists.

>wh*te """people"""

For me, it's The Simpsons: Hit & Run

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yes

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So it's the equivalent of a pimple.