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Why yes, I am recruitable character. How could you tell?
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Games for this feeling.
Who Killed Captain Alex is legitimately more enjoyable than 99% of the flick Hollywood shits out
>Live in africian slum
>Make enough money to buy land or start a business and move up in the world and make life better for you family.
>Proceed to spend all of that money on expensive suits so you can attend a meeting once a week with similarly minded retards.
What else are you going to spend money on in an african shit hole? They probably dont have trustworthy banks or anything to really invest in.
And in any case you might get shot at any time so why even invest in your future.
Not posting the pic of the 4 rich niggas dabbing on the poor niggers
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and this is why china completely too over africa
Looks like a side story boss group from one of the Yakuza business minigames.
>jrpg party arrives in town
For me its Green Ranger
Blue is the best one. Where do you even get a pipe like that?
>niggas in africa wear better clothes than me
any vidya to deal with these feelings bros?
they saved up for 2+ years to buy those clothes.
They make enough that they could move out of the slums into a city or onto their own farmland if they wanted they just choose not to and spend all their money on suits instead.
There's a documentary about them and one dude talks about how he keeps all the suits he buys secret because his sister is practically starving and his family would disown him if they found out that is how he was spending his money.
Are there any RPGs where who ends up being in your party is a surprise? Where who is recruitable and who isn't is hard to detect?
Far cry 2
Indiana Jones and the infernal machine
Sniper elite 3
Also that image just straight up feels like mercenaries 2
>They make enough that they could move out of the slums into a city
The cities are the slums
>or onto their own farmland
read: tribal warzones
for me its professor nigger
I'm still waiting on Ebola Hunter to come out
At least try and be funny
All chink and white money.
have sex
>Death Stranding 2019
Well mostly chink, happy.
Atleast post one in the Congo, also do you think they just SHIT money? They make money in their little shit holes but there's no guarantee there's money to be made in a city miles if not NATIONS away.
>All they have is their dapper ass suits
The truth is funnier than anything you or I could come up with.
There are five.
Did you learn all you know about africa from charity advertisements?
Sure africas a shithole, but it's not just one massive slum.
Umbrella Spy is OP as fuck.
>premium vs free-to-play
So that's where UNICEF sends the money.
I always wondered.
Why are berets so kino?
They look like those pies from Hook. Based!
Insurgency, play it with captain alex action scenes in the background and you're good to go
Captain "Tricky" Tangerine
Baron "The Sailor" Atlantic
King "True Beige" Class
Saint Christmas
Terry "Crimson" Judge
Don "Back in Black" Pacino
Id rather have my money being spent on them looking like a suave and cultured fella than on drugs and an AK-47
I'd love a mafia/yakuza style game set in Africa. The contrast between the poor and the rich would be that much more cool.
user are you OK.
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Douchebags!
Lagos is in Nigeria, those dandies are from Congo, you uneducated mong.
MAJOR LEAGUE FLEXXING
Props to that guy for keeping a bright colored suit like that in such good condition while being in a literal shithole.
Who are you quoting?
All filthy poors do that shit, clothes, iphones, and cars they can't afford.
So South Africa is cyperpunk without the cool technology?
What does South Africa have to do with Congo
5 teenagers with attitude
>can't wait to have great image quality on everything in the future
>2019
>everything is a jpg compressed sixteen times
I was thinking that as well
Alright nvm I got confused
>rich
If they're anything like American niggers then they're just as poor as the rest except they borrowed from family and spent whatever they had on these outfits.
satanic.
Way to ruin a good thread with your boomer cracker antics
if you interpret that cream as yellow they've even got the same 5 colors
so uhh why aren't these guys just getting beaten up and their clothes stolen constantly?
The west is Cyberpunk without the cool technology.
why are niggers so retarded?
im reading black hawk down right now and somolia is a shit hole holy hell. not only was every nigger on crack, but they were riding cows into combat
>you might get shot at any time so why even invest in your future
Then please explain why Americans still send their kids to school.
That's exactly how it goes, as per the documentary
I'm part of the 1% of the africans that dab on other africans, and I'm pretty sure I can dab on americans as well.
Cyberpunk draws heavily from Kowloon Walled City, a slum hive that went batshit in the '80s.
South Africa is also batshit but isn't anywhere near as industrius.
These are the heavy metal gangs right?
Somalians are probably the dumbest of the blacks
any videogames about the poor treatment white people have suffered in south africa, while the whole world stayed silent?
So my kids CAN get shot. You baitin bro?
>riding cows
If humans can't even domesticate Zebra's to be riders than I know you're talking shit
Lawbreakers, because nobody cares.
kek
Dudes actually a transexual cannibal war lord if I recall correctly its from that vice documentary on liberia
>Idling In the Starting Area of an MMO
based and freedompilled
This would be amazing if they could modernize this in a city today
Post minimum 3 pieces of evidence
read the book. these somalis were riding a cow in the battle of mogadishu until a black hawk's mini gun turned it into hamburger
From left to right
>Barbarian/druid ,dps, buffs
>Archmage,dps, buffs, shields
>Monk,tank, slight heals
>Paladin/Fighter, Tank,shields and small heals
wut
Its the perfect hat for bladdies and hairlets
wonder what their loot table is like
Zebras are harder to domesticate then Horses and their backs are weaker.
No.
its so funny how one picture can fuck an entire thread because some people can't stay on topic. Really shows how shit this board is
>blowjobs and acid
>in one place
brb booking Delta.
MGSV
The full picture is way way funner then this zoom in shit. Unironically the composition is better and the negative space and how people avoid them is, pardon my shitpost, kino.
>take over other's land
>take all their art and items of value
>take all the high paying jobs for your kids
>cuck and make the locals poor as shit
>get embarassed
What did the British mean by this?
>china owns Africa
you should worry about the end of whites and gooks owning your asses in the coming years. you have no idea the dreed that awaits the western civilization once gook own you.
Top right looks like he wants to sell me some zyme
what about a blow job AND an acid trip?
Then damn these dudes are just based as fuck naturally?
>that bitch in the back wearing a storage container as a hat
What the fuck is even going on in Africa
Black people got life on easy mode. They can wear anything they want the worst reaction they'll get is "haha look at that nigga" meanwhile everyone else gets ridiculed for not following the latest trends
ur quoting the wrong guy nigga
JoJo's Nigerian Adventure: Crackhead Crusaders
Its how they carry things so they can keep their hands free.
The firth one is wearing black so you can't see him.
> OldTownRoad.jpg
Dumbass nigga, it's like what the Indians do when they pile fruits and vegetables on their head to sell stuff.
thats unironically just how women carry heavy things in third world countries
idk user, carrying shit on your head is fun. I used to balance all my binders and textbooks on my head going up the stairs in middle school. All the other kids thought it was weird as fuck.
Sucks when reality hits you in the face huh zoomer. They're no different than the niggers in America that live in the ghetto and drive brand new cars worth twice as much as their houses.
>Sapeurs aka S.A.P.E.
>Society for the Advancement of Elegant People
These guys are unironically based and stylin on all those niggas
Hey smile dude its just a sun burn. 3.6 rotagens at max.
did you know your head weighs about as much as a bowling ball
don't underestimate the power of posture and spinal support
Of course they're nigger rich. You're still a fucking faggot for bringing this into a fun thread.
They're not rich, they're just as poor as everyone else in their village, but they save all their money just for those suits
>Society for the Advancement of Elegant People
Thats too good to be real.
First from the left looks like an honest to god serial killer
it's real
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Ignore the fag i made a mistake by giving him a (you)
My faith in humanity is restored and my day is improved
>Société des Ambianceurs et des Personnes Élégantes (French; literally "Society of Ambiance-Makers and Elegant People"
Nigga ambiance-making is not advancement, do you have dyslexia?
Sapeurs are literal living memes and I would love a game based on them. It can be like a Bancho game where you have to become the most elegant Sapeur in all of the Congo.
>Gangrel, Tremere, Assasmite, Brujah
I'd bite on their style hard
They are stronger than anyone around them. It'd be like if you walked up and tried to sock Frieza because he was dressed fancy. You'd be fucking vaporized.
the guy in front looks like my loyal taxi driver
Half Life 2
you posted the wrong track
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Why the fuck are their fits actually good? Do they have an image consular?
Pretty based of them
Reminds me of the black hotel guy from Jon Wick
They probably just read a lot of fashion magazines and knew want they wanted the tailor to do.
Africa's a fucking crazy place and can be really fascinating
Is this like at a porno convention or something?
>as a hat
Even a retard could deduce that this isn't the case, why would you even think that?
Lance Reddick is a cool dude.
Fun fact his characters name in John Wick is Charon
what am i looking at?
Lawlessness, poverty, and honest to goodness trying they best can lead to some cool shit. Like Saving Private Alex.
i want a game with this aesthetic now
modern fashion mixed with african traditional art is badass
Now you're on Yea Forums. I wonder if there's a correlation.
Mild smirk.
Can you imagine the screaming and WE posting that would cause.
>Lance Reddick
Oh shit, he's the Wire dude. I knew he was familiar. Based.
No because most african money comes from white countries.
The one in the black tux is merely their butler
Not for Nigeria in this particular case.
Recently its president got a huge loan from China for infrastructure development, and are in an enormous debt.
looks like nouve riche niggas in yakuza games
>4
>clearly 5
Me all the way on the right
Clockwise from the left. Gangrel, Brujah, Tremere, Malkavian
If it's modern Africa and it manages to look cool I doubt Yea Forums would care.
>the far right guy
AMEN
A lot of these guys actually become tailors themselves. Why go this deep into the hobby if you can't commit to go all the way?
>actually getting upset about WE posting
Then fucking post it you bitch
me on the left
>Game features a boss rush mode
MULTITRACK READING
>I wish I were Levar Burton
Indeed comrade, merely the same as an x-ray.
The suit makes the man. You dress good, you feel good.
SUPA COMMANDOS
>the one with the black umbrella thinks he's the leader
>The one in green is the true final boss.
Please share, user.
Who would be the best group to make a "Who Killed Captain Alex?"game?
I want to not say Platinum
but Platinum
honestly i would play an RPG set in africa
it's basically post apocalypse already and it's a hostile environment from people to wildlife
Bad Black is out soon! youtube.com
Collaboration between the Colonial Marines and Ride to Hell teams.
>Team has dedicated Bard
That kid with the phone must be the richest one.
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ZootFly coulda done it but they ded now
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>me on the left
Why are you squatting?
Imagine Kojima pouring his trademark autism into a high budget, high profile version of WKCA
No vidyas
Just stop being a poor nigger those niggers did it
From Software
>instead of "YOU DIED" it's "WHO'S THE BITCH. YOU"
I never knew I needed this.
It’s for chads only
>NOT RUNNING A FUCKING DEATH KNIGHT
Fund it
i like the last one
>rich
These dandy faggots spend all their money on clothes, multiple years worth of wages on a single pair of shoes.
Is it still possible to blob up in Africa or will the UN fuck your shit up?
It's a hobby for these guys, it's like a little countercultural thing, it's totally fine for them to do that, if they earned the money they should be able to do what they want with it. Personally I think it's amazing they are doing this.
You'll never be a Batswan Death Metal Cowboy
My friend was a Christian missionary. After a year in Africa, he stopped believing in god.
Damn I actually really really fucking like this
Shame
what a faggot
>I have a key
>Ugandan key
Pure unfiltered aesthetique
Why aren't hipsters getting in on this shit
>inb4 they are African hipsters
I mean western ones who like "authentic" pizza and shit
>Noveau Riche enemies in Yakuza.jpg
I see a Sleeping dogs meets with The Spy shit you did GTA SA and Goldeneye 007
I can appreciate damn good style when I see it
Every game needs a VJ Emmie commentary.
as far as I'm concerned this pic just redeemed the whole fucking continent
fucking lmao
Im liking the africa expansion for fallout 76.
>that tank taking his sweet time
Not a single fuck given. What a unit.
>Note the picture frame is also a boss
>You need to jump into it SM64 style
Fucking based
Because white people who wear suits for hobby are a whole lot sadder than hipsters
Africa is a wild as fuck place
It’s needs a video game bad
I unironically wear very nice suits (golden fleece collection from Brooks brothers for those wondering) and I'm still concerned about them if I'm outside of the office. I sat down on a bench one time and got fucking red paint on my pants. I cant even imagine saving your wages for YEARS just to afford a pair of shoes you have a great chance of scuffing beyond repair because you live in an African slum. I've been broke and I didnt think it was a good idea to save all my retail wagebucks on nice shoes, but I guess they're super poor and super dumb so it is what it is.
sseth pls
>STR 0:15
>DEX 0:46
>YWN look as fresh as him
I feel like an absolute failure
Brotha looks like an extra in Dusk til Dawn
What a ridiculous exercise
no these guys are the Congo dandies, ex foreign legionnaires who got a taste of the good life in yurope and brought back the fashion with them
We're legally required to do so. Have to get the globohomo into the kids somehow.
I can’t say I blame them
You are legitimately autistic.
Battleborn
Oh shit
my fucking sides
>They can wear anything they want the worst reaction they'll get is "haha look at that nigga"
Read more black twitter.
What are they doing? Grabbing food? Why?
where's my iconic slave role, motherfucker?
t. amerilard
Looks like it tests speed, resolve through pain, mental fortitude.
I agree they stylin boys
Don't rainbow read me nigga!
possibly the most based thing I have seen all month
>LET HIM FINISH RICKY
How do I into /fa/ bros?
Go to the gym with a plan and change your eating lifestyle. Long term is key.
If you have the extra dough some of the online programs are really good. I do athlean x myself, you pay a one time payment, and get a vault of videos that are in calender format, everything is done for you just watch the video for that day, and follow the workouts. It's like having a great trainer but never have to meet up and it's all on your time, and much cheaper in the long run. Or you can do all the research yourself but honestly I would go with it if I were you.
four? i see 5
have money
>This nigga look like a fucked up fruit salad
Work out
Get big
Get clothes that fit
A cool car then you fuck chicks
This looks like a Dave Chappelle sketch
>when people have code shops and advertise them in the starting area
Fucking graal
Mr.berry and the blackberry thugs
Ravenbenc;the flying merchant
CircleChest and CircleVest reporting for duty
Subarb and his white gang
Descendants of cheif baldhood
graal nigga... How's zodiac these days
LEGO GAMES
>that last dude eating while getting whipped
based
I deleted it after I couldn’t get motivation to set up a shop with codes and shit
Man nexus was cool as shit when they did the arcade though
>mini boss and his adds
>starts doing goku stretches, revolver ocelot gun twirls then charges at you guns ablazing
there better be devs getting inspired in this thread it's a gold mine for a based game.
I saw mongloids who are fit but can't dress for shit all the time, and fat fuck who stepped out of a fashion magazine. /fit/ and /fa/ are not always together
reminder white people are responsible for these conditions
It is my dream one day to develop a game about niggers that encompasses every single stereotype in the book, to the point where it becomes pure ludicrous schlock with some Cyberpunk and religious elements thrown into the mix.
Think San Andreas blended with SMT IV and the Barkley RPG.
I'll probably name it The Third World Ends With You, or something like that.
haha black people sure are zany and wacky xDD
so cool
>cosmeticskins.jpg
Lord nigger and his four heavenly kings.
You mean, the fact that there are buildings instead of huts? All those clothes are made in China, by the way. The niggers wouldn't even be wearing clothes if not for aid from other races. So yes, white people are responsible for the fact that they have SOMETHING and not NOTHING.
Based
Cringe
>Water rations because Africa is a shithole that can't sub stained people.
No
Everyone's clothes are made in China cracker.
Also aid my ass you just said they're made in China so that obviously means that whatever African nation has to import them faggot, kys.
Whatever helps you sleep
The Chinese made them and white people paid for them. You think the NIGGERS paid for them? I doubt they even know how money works which is why their currency is literally toilet paper. Fucking brainlets who know little but still have to voice their dumbass opinions.
This is where you aide money goes KEK
t. balding in his 20's white incel
>All those clothes are made in China, by the way
A lot of Chinese clothes manufacturers actually just export that work to shitty middle eastern and african countries so their clothes probably were made in Africa, exported to China, labelled, then shipped back to Africa.
>you will never be this much cashmoney
t. never read a history book in his life or delusionally ignorant
Damn I would kill for an urban fantasy rpg based on sub-Saharan Africa. Tribal magic mixed with scrap technology
there was that one retard who kept posting about making a character for a game set in africa that got rejected a few months ago
boards.fireden.net
ultimately it was just a generic design but it was a black woman with an afro
Everyone we have an Boomer on aisle 12. I repeat a BOOMER on aisle 12. Ignore and keep posting comfy pics.
lmao
>we have an Boomer on aisle 12
different user but boomers love niggers
Sapologues are the funniest niggers around
>guy on the left with a head like a fucking potato
Holy shit that was a good read. Thanks for posting these.
>level 2 to 10
>level 11 to 20
>level 21 to 30
>4th dude DEF 99
African /fa/ meetup
>papa wemba is dead
Huh I'm 3 years late it seems
That sounds fun as fuck.
This
Just go full stereotype to the point you have straight up Spear chucking niggers next to gospel singing bible thumpers next to mother fucking Soul Train
I’ve seen those rare exceptions but it’s easier to be /fa/ with a good body
Absolutely 110% BASED! Looking like the damn power rangers
>Mid game boss
>Has an Insta death spell that can stop you in your tracks if you don’t counter attack correctly
VIVA WA VIVA, THE KING OF STYLE
Why does he look like a skinnier Gucci mane?
t. never met a boomer
the guy in OP pic is buying suits only because they do it from a national budget and he's administrative worker. No actual businessman would be dumb enough to waste their profit without moving away first.
>the glasses that the nignog in the back is wearing
Based and animepilled
no u
Damn niggers are more anime than Anime
I need a game set in Africa
A Heart of Darkness-esque game set in a violent African country in or around the late 90's / early 00's which presents a meta-narrative dichotomy of the emerging technology that the wealthy west has and the inequality present in the African states at that time. A statement piece on those left behind by the triumvirate of WW2, post-colonialism, and globalism.
literally just make a fallout-style CRPG set in africa
would be top tier RPG kino
I bet this internet is times faster than murrican
i apologise for tangent, but how about spending the money on establishing academies and making them look like smart fellas after graduation?
The region has the wealthiest natural resources and they're still a shithole, being exploited to death by assholes, where they could, at least, partner up with foreign investors and employ as many locals as possible, provided they'd have access to engineering diplomas etc.
Granted, that's something they should come to realise themselves, but if someone wants to provide external help - that would be the most efficient route.
Let the bitches bitch, that shit looks like it could be fun
fallout 2 style rpg in africa would be kino
Drink bleach and shoot yourself in the mouth, you fucking failed abortion.
Itsuno
it's the same behaviour you see in america. it's the equivalent of rims.
kek
>He's alive! Captain Alex is alive!
>He's dead. He's sooooo dead.
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In this documentary, you can see how these people actively chose to spend their money on clothes over actually feeding their family or even buying land. That's right, they could have bought land, cultivated it, used it, make even MORE money from that land, but they chose not too...Now imagine how such behavioral traits could affect a nation in the large scale.
Not very commendable, but its not surprising, when you, you know, accept genetics.
>move up in the world
No thanks. No more immigration.
>The Third World Ends With You
Rather give the whole continent fancy suits than the reason to fuck each and breed more desu.
Sounds pretentious, I'll rather have a video game adaptation of Africa Addio.
T.got dabbed on by la sape
ebin reddit thread
>Soul Train
>its a literal soul train
Kino
>the final boss is the player from the previous game
>buying farmland in the Congo
All you're buying is the next bit of staging ground for some warlord or another. Going full /fa/ is a more sound long-term investment.
>africa is one country
if you dont know basic geography you cant talk about why some places are shitholes
That's whats happening with China now in the poor countries.
Being irresponsible with money while living in abject poverty isn't "counterculture"
this isn't video games but fuck it's cool
>give me the keys motherfucker
are they truly suffering or they just don't care? What if we built them a proper city with water and all, how long it would last?
You dont need a stereotype to realize how ridiculous their mindset is. I can't remember what it was called but an aid worker in africa went into detail about how africans constantly fuck up over and over never learning
do they set up education centers in Mongolia or something? I'm completely out of the loop as to how exactly Chinamen are planning to expand their international influence (hopefully, in a peaceful manner)
Yeah fuck 'em they're less than human, isn't it
nah they're doing that in australia.
>Those poses
My sides
Just started watching this. Funniest shit I've ever seen. My stomach can't handle much more.
Sounds like WH40k Orks to me
>turns Old Town Road into synthwave
If they do have families they shouldn't be spending money like that. But if they don't, fuck it, they should live as they want.
That's actually a good example of counterculture.
Weve done this. Many times.
is that Chikatilo?
Is that that one tower that all of /r9k/ was living in for one day?
Where can I buy suits like these? Their clothes have a certain soul to them I can't describe with words.
on topic woman punch thread was deleted but this off topic nothing thread is still up.../pol/ mods need to stay on pol
Absolutely based
I spent 18 months throwing rice at skinnies for the peace corp right out of highschool and no matter how many times I try to tell people about Africa it never gets any easier to explain. Africa is so rich in resources the people never had to develop beyond basic agriculture. It's not that niggers are stupid per say, it's that they're shaped by 100,000 years of culture that's always been able to rebuild a moderately successful life just by waiting for nature to provide no matter how bad the previous devastation (plague, war, drought, whatever.)
And the absolute worst part is that there are intelligent, driven black people who understand they have this jewl they could transform into something more and they're outnumbered 1,000:1 by niggers. So when they end up taking the bribes and doing the best for their people even at the cost of their community you can't hold it against them.
Shit sucked.
Are you that user who wrote a list of posts about his experiences dealing with africa? I think I have a screencap of that somewhere.
one user barely missed his bus so he waited for the next bus, but the next bus ended up driving them and all the passengers to some gun fight and they just started handing the passengers (who seemed like they knew why they were there except the user) AKs and got in the war driven village. user escaped by deserting and running away from the village or some shit, despite also being handed a gun. he made it back safe but like damn he had to spend a couple days fighting IIRC
Reviewbrah?
>Implying that ZOG would let a game like that exist
The worse beings already control the world user.
Hong Kong island was basically fucking unihabited before the British colonised it you retard