OH NONONO. Call of Duty: Modern Warfare Is Making Playtesters Cry

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>According to one YouTuber who was shown the game early, it "makes 'No Russian' look like a Pixar film." So, perhaps it should come as no surprise that the game is making playtesters cry. Seriously. According to studio art director Joel Enslie and campaign gameplay director Jacob Minkoff, multiple playtesters have cried playing the game.

The absolute state of the modern (((gamer))).
Where were you when gamers became onion-based life forms?

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>shooting Muslim woman reaching for gun
>worse than mowing down an airport of innocent people
fucking posers and corporate shills

>onions
it's been over a year already, when are you ever going to get it through your head that word is filtered?

They're probably crying at how terribly coded the game is considering the dev team is outsourced pajeets

>silencing people is good
onions

>makes 'No Russian' look like a Pixar film
But the no russian scene is funnier and more pleasing than any pixar movie

let's be real, the playtesters getting emotional over war scenes aren't the basedsoaked retards crying. That would be that game journalist who failed at the Cuphead tutorial and wants to censor the game.

Real s0ys aren't going to play this game; they're just going to cry on Twitter until the "problematic" parts are cut.

>playtest
they stopped testing this shit years ago, fake news.

When did he say that?

Sounds like a piss poor attempt for viral marketing.

Its just going to be some brainlet killing

Wonder if that means the campaign will be fun. Call of Duty has never had good enemy variety.

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shut the fuck up

good i hope it gets toned down so you could cry harder than them

s󠀀oylord newfag.

If they actually go full on Liveleak tier gore and shit I might actually play it.

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>DUDE! OUR GAMES IS SO BRUTAL THAT THE DEVS CAN'T SLEEP ANYMORE
>DUDE! OUR GAME IS SO GORY WE HAD TO PUT REAL CAR CRASH CORPSES INTO IT
>DUDE! OUR GAME IS SO SPOOKY THAT WE INVITED YOUR MOM TO PLAY IT AND SHE SAID "NO!NO!NO!"
>DUDE! OUR GAME IS SO VIOLENT THAT THE MEDIA IS LIKE "SCREEEEEEEEEEEH!" OVER IT
>DUDE! SONIC AND BART ARE SO COOL THAT YOUR TEACHER SAID: "THIS BOY AAAAIN'T RIIIIIGHT! WHERE IS THE GOING TO CHURCH LEVEL?"
>DUDE! OUR GAME IS SO EPIC IT MADE PEOPLE CRY
>IT'S All TRUE DUDE

Stop consuming onions

Incredible that this tactic still works.

THEY GOT EMOTIONAL GUYS

snake oil salesmen have been using this sales tactic over a hundred years ago. I forget what its actually called but it once again plays into fear of missing out

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>make a game about war
>get mad and cry when war shit happens

NIGGER WHAT

Soys still get seethe at this stupid word?

Nobody is mad? And do you think people don't cry during war?

OMG so emotional guys

Like they literally cried. Whoa.

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Cope you fucking bugmen why do you waste your lives reading this cockadookie bullshit lmfaooooo

Dead space all over again

>white helmets are the heros and Russia/Assad are trying to gas all the chilluns
Blatant fucking propaganda from the DoD.

If basedboy got filtered why hasnt "have sex" and "incel" been filtered yet?

Reggie a cute.

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>WHERE IS THE GOING TO CHURCH LEVEL?
Sonic is sassy, but he's still a blessed boy

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and the playtesters will be the one to make the game soft. Great.

Basedlords are the game journalists now. Expect this game to get censored and changed.

>Job is to play Call of duty
I would cry too

I think "seethe" "cope" "based" and "dilate" should be filtered to blank spaces BUT only after the 2000th use that calendar day

They are gonna fuck it up arent they bros?

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Bunch of 27-year-old Doomers crying at their shitty lives.

Russians are sub humans

Its just an ad campaign homie

The only cod I bought was no Russia should I buy this one?

I hate that they are trying so hard selling the "it's deep now guys" thing.

But I am genuinely interested in a COD campaing since fucking forever.

>WOAH OUR GAME SO EDGY GUYS
>SEE HOW FUCKING EDGY IT IS
>PAY ATTENTION TO US PLS
Yeah, fuck off. I am not playing your trash, COD is dead.

t. nigger.

soý was spammed far more then those

How people can cry about fictional characters?
I mean maybe can feel sad but cry?

How does it feel to be the kind of braindead dipshit they expect to buy this shit game?

It's one hundred percent a marketing tactic.

I don't care. I'll buy it when it's dirt cheap.

Let me try
Onions

>playing as a small muslim girl using a screwdriver to stab an enemy solider who killed her family

What the fuck is so special about that? How the FUCK does that trump committing mass murder in MW2?

Millennials are pussies.

Not even millenials. I think this is just "New Parent" faggotry.

Where can I find footage of the thing everyone's talking about?

>"it's deep now guys"
Yeah, this part bags me out too. Like, it's obviously not. These fuckers are not even trying and just straight lying to our faces.

I don't pay attention to CoD more than I have to, but the screwdriver stabbing can be a lot more personal and therefore emotional.

why can't Yea Forums see this as the viral marketing that it is?

>making playtesters cry
Good, give me more shit where civillians are gonna die.
The only problem I ever had with the mission was being stuck to walking for a majority of the first part while everyone else walked faster than you.

apparently the Cod WW2 campaign was haf decent. Been meaning to pick that up on sale.

You can drop a nuke in a game and feel nothing for killing millions but a 1v1 fight for survival can be more emotionally intense

Dude. It's just a little girl killing somebody who deserved it. It's not emotional at all. Literal trash tier stuff. Last thing I want from my CoD game is a TLoU style stealth sequence.

I don't think there is footage. I think that's the marketing gimmick this time.

use sΩy

fuck off shill niggers

Sorry no. It's a little girl doing hit and run stabbings on a soldier who's too dumb to fuck off or burn the house down.

It's not emotional. It's trashbin shit. They're "emotional" because they're a bunch of retards who're trained to feel sorry for Muslims.

No it fucking isn't, it's maybe the worst campaign of all CODs this generation.
It's, by far, the most linear, they don't do anything innovative regarding gameplay because they assume that just because it's a WWII game that people will eat it up, and they even forced a nigger in the game who's only purpose is letting you know that Americans are just as racist as nazis.
It's utter trash.

Test
onions

so [/spoiler] y

>>DUDE! OUR GAME IS SO SPOOKY THAT WE INVITED YOUR MOM TO PLAY IT AND SHE SAID "NO!NO!NO!"


Literally dead space commercials

>newfags realizing söy is filtered

so if it was a little white girl being assaulted by niggers you would feel something? hopeful something thats not an erection

ok thanks for warning me. Of all the modern cods (have not played them all) I only liked the first black ops. Second blops I just couldn't stomach and I didn't even like COD 4. The original MW is disgustingly linear and has absolutely no level/encounter design at all.

Because COD is legitimately shilled here.
I remember one guy spamming threads about Infinite Warfare and how it was going to be good because the VA of one of the main characters said it was a fan.
That's the level of self awareness Activision shills have.

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>so if it was a little white girl being assaulted by niggers you would feel something?
No. But neither would the testers. This is baby shit even compared to The Last of Us. TLoU has a bit where you're in the same situation except the stakes are much more real and you're facing a cannibal pedophile who will rape and eat you, not a random russian grunt.

This, decent soft body destruction physics could go a long fucking way along with fluids
>sandman runs around corner
>pop a 9mm in dome
>slumps over And rag dolls instantly instead of drawn out “I’ve been shot” death animation
>little constant stream of blood flowing out into slowly expanding puddle

Then avoid all of the new ones.
Black Ops 3 was a 2deep4u clusterfuck where the story is all a ruse and you literally need to look it up on the internet to understand it, the levels are all like 1 hour long and they are designed for coop.

If you want to try any, maybe Infinite Warfare, but it's the space one.
Pirate it if you are on PC since the MP is utter trash.

>playtesters have cried playing the game
No wonder games are shit, they are not hiring playtesters who reflect the consumer base

Yes, That's what he's referencing.

That'd be pretty cool. Bonus if you can leave blood footprints behind if you were to step in the puddle and other physics stuff involving fluids.

I can’t believe there are anons who get upset by words posted on a Chinese cartoon site. Does normalfag upset you as well?

It'll just be you shooting some "unarmed" muslim women and kids who were going for a weapon or were about to blow themselves up

Getting in touch with your emotions and allowing media to stimulate that is the truly patrician tactic.