Red Dead Redemption 2

How can the other girls even compete!?

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By not being a fat alcoholic pig. She was so worthless that they didn't even explain what happened to her as the gang fell apart. We don't know if she went off to commit suicide, was drunk and taken away by wolves, or fell into the river and drowned, the pig just disappeared.

marry Mary-Beth
fuck Karen
kill Tilly

What the fuck is wrong with that woman’s chest

Can you fuck her?

Fuck that, Tilly was cute af.

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I think Arthur does not fuck a single female in the whole game.

Arthur is a volcel

I want to imagine a young arthur was screwing women left and right like uncle when he was a youngster

Mary-Beth is better, has a girl next door thing going on.

Karen is a fat alcohol pig, so much so that she drinks herself to death. Pathetic. Probably smells, too.

Tilly was pretty cool.

Now that we're at it, why was Sadie such an umbeareble character? Almost cool but ruined with an obnoxious girl power sassy attitude.

In a game, in the wild west.

You cannot fuck a single female. You cannot even pay to see tits.

Yeah, that's right.

Rockstar has gone full left.

He did enough to knock that one girl up.

the virgin arthur
>whines every mission
>doesn't feel of the time period (modern self insert)
>believes in helping the weak
>gets TB

the chad micah
>does the job with no complaints + with style
>feels of the time period
>wants to rid the weak out of the gang
>cool guns
>kills arthur

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THANK THE GODS FOR BESSIE

weird fucking tits

I guarantee she farts all the time and has a hairy ass and legs.

t. tyrone

*cough*

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Who the fuck dies from a cough?

I agree user.

Micah is so fucking based. He’s a hell of a gunslinger and unlike Arthur who cries about how “men like him” are going extinct while Micah’s living the outlaw life full fucking force

Mary-Beth was pure, and her accent was so qt
>mfw she says "Maybe it's a sign Arthur, trah, trah to do the good thang"
god i want a southern belle gf so bad

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Cute.

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Mandatory stronk wymin character, thats why.

That's because its goes against his character. It was the same way with RDR1

girls next door are boring, they're only good to idealize about.

That trashy drunk ho-bag? That's a no from me, dawg

Fuck off nigger, she can be classy too.

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