My nintendo switch goes from a charged 100 percent battery life to 1 percent in minutes, what gives

the female boomers from L4D2

Call Nintendo their customers service is pretty top notch

Bayonetta femdom

Sneed and Chuck

>tfw no big titty 2d gf

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me

that's what you get for buying children's toys

You fucked the battery's zero point, you s󠀀oyboy fagmaster.

i've been looking around and it's a rare issue
seems to only happen when you don't use the system in a while

she should really consider buttoning up her pants

Newfag.

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Doomguy

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Hey OP I had this happen the other day and did a few things to correct it.

Left the charger on all day, let it sit at 1% for hours with the screen set to on. Until it almost would die roughly 2 hours.

I repeated this for several days and it fixed the learn on the battery

>dubs on Yea Forums
Die newfags.
thanks for making me sad knowing Bateman is no longer a meme around here

sauce

00s still work

>he doesn't know
7

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You can still get 00.

Hey there, nice thread but can you provide source to the opening post’s image? Thankies

sorry for stealing your 7 bro

Woah...so this...is the power...of a portable console...wow

You did it again you fag.
7

Shield-san

Search takocha on any Booru.
Don't forget to call me based

Satsuki Kiruyin

Chell from Portal

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Ann from Persona 5

I'll take it again

heath lechers jokler character

naruto

You sure are

No problem bro, I'll take that 9, for you cirno.

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not that user but you're pretty based if I say so myself.

super mario plant

based
fuck anti-spoonfeeders

me irl

Donkey kong

if trips then you gay for the rest of your life

Newest of fags, also a tech caveman.

pulling up iqdb or yandex is too much of a hassle on mobile

Source for the love of God.
Google and iqdb search give me nothing.

based

Pyra. Thank me later.

Take a guess why people generally shit on phoneposters over here.

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NTR

beast gannon

Captain Falcon, solo.

I'm worried about that when the translator conveniently refrained from translating the caller ID and I don't know what those sounds are (though I assume it's ringing).

It's called refractory period

The caller ID is "Furry Girl Connection".
You are right about the ringing.

>Dubs
>On Yea Forums

For that you’re jacking it to Pinhead tonight.

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Link

Klonoa

Steve from Minecraft

serena or jade

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because they don't generate OC, spam the same few images they bother saving, and generally don't bother posting long well thought posts. They're more likely to spam braindead one word replies (based/cringe/buzzword of the month), have shitty post structure, and are notorious for dodging bans to continue shitting on the board.
I usually lurk but I just really needed the sauce before mods 404 this thread.

Gardevoir

Poison, but only futa on male

SAUCE

Franziska von Karma

Jade

Need a new battery

Mia Skye

the boy has such nice fingernails.

Midna

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>before mods 404 this thread
Happens more rarely than you'd think.
Especially considering OP clearly is Yea Forums-related.
You also get rid of most shitty replies in this thread by recursively hiding a single post.

me

Solid Snake.

Oblivion crab

Is Yandex not working properly for anyone else or is it just me?

Vela

Malos

you have been playing it a lot or its been in a hot place for too long your cycle life is fucked. Replace it and only charge it to 80% and keep it in a cool place. that will more than double your cycle life.

>Stick on right side

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Pyramid head

luigi

steve

Haru

Ellie from Borderlands 2

Groudon

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Epona

Slime man from the end of I have no mouth

makoto from street fighter

Max Payne (lakeface)

Trigger from Ace Combat 7

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orc

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Kraid

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Soda popinski

It's not NTR at all, none of his stories are. It takes place in a world where a phone app can summon your perfect monster girl wife and the phone is ringing to show the viewer that someday it might happen to (You)

Nothing. Find God.

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This thread is cursed.

Mr. Sandman from the 8bit punchout

A boy and his blob

mad about b2?

Zelda

Dodongo

Duke Nukem

Ludwig

>he fell for the beta testing console meme

Can't wait to see every switch fag cry when they announce the obvious pro model

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link

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The merchant from RE4

MY GRANDFATHER'S DECK HAS NO PATHETIC CARDS, Yea Forums. But it does contain...THE UNSTOPPABLE FIVE

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Based

>all these fucking newfags
and no, you can't get 00 either.

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Todd Howard

What are some games that end on a cliffhanger?

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GUYS I DID SOME MATH
So the odds of a dub are 1/10.
There have been more than 100 posts so far.
The odds of there being at least 1 dub is 1-(9/10)^100 = 0.9999734386 or 99.997%
This means that the probability that there are no dubs in 100 posts is equal to a 00.002656139% chance.

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Tifa

Chansey

King Dedede

or you can just realize that Yea Forums has dubs disabled since 2014 and stop being a goddamn newfag

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[Jun] Kemonokko Tsuushin ~Hebimusume Naja~ (COMIC Unreal 2019-06 Vol. 79)

>So the odds of a dub are 1/10.
no

Wheezer from Pokémon

>no dubs yet
>my time to shine
Here u go u fuckin fag

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So out of the numbers 00 to 99 which is 100 numbers:
00
11
22
33
44
55
66
77
88
99
That is 10 combinations out of 100 digits from 00 to 99.

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1/100 newfag

Hope you resolve your issue OP

Except all dubs except 00 are disabled on Yea Forums, you bunch of fucking summerfags

There are now more than 125 posts, the odd of there not being a dub is (9/10)^125 or 00.000190683% chance.
No. You're wrong it's 1 in 10, see

I just keep seeing this busty girl in the catalog. Okey, I'll fap to her, jeez.

no

Yeah, it's 1/10 sorry bud.

Thanks new fag, there’s 9 numbers and only 2 gotta match.

9-2=7 the chance is 7

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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no you're wrong because 11 22 33 44 55 66 77 88 and 99 don't exist on this board
fucking making me spell it out, jesus, i called you a newfag not an innumerate dumbass

Are you retarded? dubs are disabled, you can only get 00 so it's a 1/90 chance.
by the way: Ms. Pacman

What the fuck did I just read?

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I know

>一発
Aha

i'd like to say that i fucking despise all of you i just wanna play splatoon you freaks and no one will assist me

I stole the switch will they be able to tell?

>Serval from KF makes a cameo

Nice.

It's a piece of shit console? It's not even a console it's a glorified tablet with proprietary software and accessories

You're a proprietary consolfe

unprotected sex

good thread