Die-Hardman

Walt-Whitman

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I, for one, can't wait for the chase sequence with Run-Fastman

Dark Blackman

Kek

AHAHAAHAHAHAAA LMFAOOO XD YOU SAID THE THING LMAO

Sneed

Have Sexman

Why is this not Bruce Willis though

La-Jungla-De-Cristalman

Based redpilledman

Good Tweetman

Nobody care who he was until he put on the mask

William Shakesman

Big-Bossman

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Fuck Janniesman

Hot Coldman

Death-Strandman

Total-Recallman
Demo-Litionman
Taxi-Cabman
Good-Fellasman
God-Fatherman
Scar-Faceman

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Hideo Kojiman

he doesnt want anyone to know hes black

he's a boss fight on the moon, and right before you kill him norman reedus goes "Die, Hardman"

Genius-Hackman

Breakintwo-ElectricboogalooMan

Foot-Looseman
Dirty-Dancingman
Mama-Miaman

"it's difficult to connect with handjobs"

-boson, dead standing, 2019

First Bloodman

PPPFFFFFF HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU'RE SO HILARIOUS-, MAN!

Hot-Saucerman

We put our faith in Blast Hardcheese

Kung-Powman
Ip-Manman

Seething Incelman

Reedus Norman

Fuckoff redditman

Robocop-2man

Ifyoureso-greatman
streamthat-movieman

Never-Everman

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Timed-Exclusiveman

literally confirmed for pc

Shit gameman

Imagine designing a character wearing a skull face and not being 13

>Die-hard man, Die-hard man
>Doing the things a hard man can
>Why does he wear the mask? It's not important
>Die-hard man

>Is he Bruce Willis, or is he an errection?
>Does he get hard when he dies?
>Or does he die when he gets hard?
>Nobody knows, Die-hard man

>Dead man, Dead man
>Dead man hates Die-hard man
>They have a fight, Dead wins
>Dead man

>Heart man, Heart man
>Born with hardly any chin
>Laughed at by William Friedkin
>Heart man

>He's got some figures in his hand,
>Mobile Suit Gundam and Neon Genesis Evangelion
>They're gonna look kuwaii on his bed stand
>Autism man, Heart man

>Kojima san, Kojima san
>Catches a flight out of Japan
>He has to hang with his Hollywood friends
>Kojima san

>Is he a genius or is he a hack?
>Why does he photograph every snack?
>He's gonna beg Konami for his job back
>Retarded man, Kojima san

>Yea Forums man, Yea Forums man
>Yea Forums man hates Kojima san
>They have a fight, Yea Forums wins
>Yea Forums man

Cope-seetheman

It's actually a ludens mask

Why has no one told Kojima these names are fucking stupid?

Dieagar-Hardmanagon

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I don't fucking know. You'd think he'd have learned his lesson after Hot Coldman.

Imagine letting a slough of edgy designs from the past four decades clouding your appreciation of the human skull as an element of design, a tradition which literally predates history

Because they aren't. They are based.

The stupidest thing is that I wouldn't be surprised if he actually was named after the movie Die Hard.

Gristle McThornbody

Die Lateman

because brainlets like you dont actually get jobs that pay well

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gold

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Slow Pokeman

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Die-Bartman

pathetic

Die Bart Dieman

Big-Niggaman

>Hardman

Orange-Badman

Bigus-Dickusman

why is kojima ripping off deadly premonition

fucking BASED

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死ぬー難しい男性

You Loseman

ダイーハドマーン

Obese fatman

Skull-Faceman

Reptile-Liquidman

Choose Life-Woman

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>Choose no to abortion
>So we can harvest your babies to make them into interdimensional portal machines