Step aside Nintendo

>bisexual
>lesbian
>cuck
>sympathizer

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but pol is also for manchildren. That's just a bunch of dudes raving about the jews and shitty conspiracy theories.

>knowing alloy
>not knowing Nathan
your soi is showing

Why are you Snoys so obsessed with children? Serious question.

>look how our movie games characters are superior

kek

Shouldn't you be looking after your wife's son while she's banging Tyrone. You won't get your Nintendie points to play on your Switch if you don't do your job! Silly tendies, always cucking around.

I amazed not a single Yea Forumsirgin has made a comment about Alloy being a called a boy.

>movie game
>Zelda clone
>movie game
>dead Rising clone movie game

Right. Obsessed with children AND niggers.

Why are snoys obsessed with selfie posing

SEETHING tendie!

Its funny because Un Triggered, Horizon Zero White Males and God of My Wife's Son are like the flagship SJW games and you are projecting ;)

>implying Sonyboys aren’t niggers themselves

Ok Pablo, you got me.

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Is this rent free?

user, take a look at your life at the present moment. Doesn't something seem a bit...off?
Notice how you keep taking your girlfriend to the abortion clinic. All well and good, isn't it? But wait. Something is amiss...
In order to be in a position where you need an abortion, don't you need to have a baby inside? And to have a baby inside...doesn't that mean you have to have been knocked up by someone? That's awfully strange, considering your girlfriend does not allow you to touch her. But wait...
Who is that mysterious african-american gentleman who comes to your doorstop every now and then? He claims to be your pool-maintenance man. But hold on a second -
You have no pool.

Perhaps everything is not as it seems...

Ah yes, Kratos from the God of War series... Aloy...Aloe... uh - person from Horizon, Nathan Drake from Uncharted and of course; the L.A. Beast.

AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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who's that twink in the middle?

You are trying and failing to impress people on Yea Forums. Close the tab and get some fresh air

That's an odd gay porn cover.

Imagine seething this much.
Have sex.

Just gonna leave this here

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Don't forget the coin flip chance of finding aids in one of these people.

(You)

All I see is a bunch of characters from movies

kek

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Which town? Cause I know they're not in LA.

Mario is better known than those 4 together

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>ctrl+f "movie"
>5 results

You know Yea Forums, you never did actually explain the definition of a movie game. You always keep it just vague enough to attack games you hate, without it coming back to bite you in the ass for games you like.

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First time seeing this one, had a loud kek
Yup, every time

Movie game: Games that have more downtime where you watch cutscenes or listening to dialogue rather than actually playing a game. Where the intent of the devs was more about showing a script they had written rather than the video game they designed.

more than half the game is scripted dialogue and/or walking.
the remaining

AKA MGS, Final Fantasy, Yakuza, etc

>a movie game is where there's more story than gameplay
>unless the game has more gampelay, in which case the game is still a movie because fuck sony

:thinking:

Uncharted 4 is a perfect example of a "Movie Game". So is TLoU. Like this user said, the game is more about telling a story than actually being a game.

You’re right, those games are movie games, I never said they weren’t. But so are all the games OP posted.

What about God of War? It has 60 hours of gameplay if you count additional content. Even if you don't like the gameplay, it still counts, doesn't it?

TLoU does not have as many cutscenes as MGS or Yakuza. And if we include dialogue then Xenoblade 2 is a far worse offender, as well as 99% of JRPGs, but it’s okay when those games do it

thats nathan drake not a literally who and he is alpha as fuck
he's fucked so many women i have lost count and literally killed thousands of people his body count has to be over ten thousand

How much of that “gameplay” is walking to another location while listening to characters talk, doing a baby level puzzle while characters talk, or climbing walls while listening to characters talk

>imagine owning a console
>imagine posting a reaction image of the worst character from Band of Brothers
>imagine, if you owned a console, owning the one with 1 (one) game worth getting and movies
>imagine owning that console AND being blind
lol

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redpilled and based

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>Kratos is now canonically a faggot
i really REALLY FUCKING HATE my generation

Doesn't that still count as gameplay? If we're gonna discard it because it's for babies, then the same could easily be applied to games like Kirby or Yoshi, that have zero challenge whatsoever. MGS, Yakuza, Final Fantasy, Xenoblade, all of them could falter under these standards.

Not even memeing, I would wager literally 50% of all gameplay in TLoU is just uninterupted walking. No infected, no puzzles, just Joel and Ellie, (and occasionally some side characters) having a conversation.

even animals know better than to deal with SNOY. It's sad, because the PS1 and PS2 days were excellent.

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>You know Yea Forums, you never did actually explain the definition of a movie game
Yes we did, fucking faggot

fucking kek'd

Yakuza is against babies, fyi

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>there will never be a console as great as the PS2
I feel like Sony took it out of production because they know damn well people would still buy it.

See ya at E3!

for me it goes PC of the time (BG, Might and MAgic, shit like that were my jam), SNES, and then PS1 but I see where you are coming from.

PS1 just had a glut of super great RPGs.

>Not bisexual, the writer posted a tweet clarifying that this was just a joke. You already know this though, shitposter.
>Who gives a fuck lesbians are fine
>White man married to white woman with white children
>White man married to white woman
???

Yeah and there’s a shitton of walking in Zelda games, Mario games, Dragon’s Dogma, as well as any open world game, but it’s okay when they do it

>implying I don’t think those games are also prioritizing script over gameplay

The funny thing is that the seething nincel who made this edit, probably does not have a wife or children.

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I killed wolves, explored hidden chests, shot harpies, and climbed up ogres while walking around in DD.

I think you didn't because you didn't play it

The difference is that sony games are obviously made to be game journalist bait and to net those high metacritic scores.

At least they're all still relevant, unlike Mr. Freeman. How's 3 coming along?

The difference is that walking in those games is to actually move to another location with more gameplay, in movie games it’s to give characters time to spit exposition at the player and explain the plot some more.

Why does Sony keep throwing money at these dogshit western "cinematic" games?

>unironically comparing platformers and adventure games to walking simulators.

Much like the rest of the industry, it got infected with a terminal case of big money and anything on the side of new ideas like they had with games like Killer7 or Katamari Damacy terrifies them.

You'r right. I was a fool to ever like movie shit like Bloodborne. What was I thinking?

because nuSONY fans eat that shit up.

>sticking to /pol/
Manchild central

What is the difference between a walking simulator and a platformer with zero challenge?

>implying /pol/ isn't 100% shitposts
back your containment board, 2016 tourist

>2014
Jesus christ. I still remember this thread.

>boys
Well you got something right. There's only males in that image. Though two of them are clearly goblins.

>platformer with zero challenge
just because Mario/Yoshi/Zelda/etc aren't as difficult as they used to be does not mean there is "zero challenge".
"Move this dumpster over here to reach this area" is the definition of "zero challenge"

>just because Mario/Yoshi/Zelda/etc aren't as difficult as they used to be does not mean there is "zero challenge".
user, in games like Kirby's Epic Yarn, you LITERALLY can't die. How is that not "zero challenge"?

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All three of these games were shit. Not even a Nintendofag.

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I fucking swear Sony fanboys talk so much shit to everybody else on this board but the moment yuo dish it back theyre suddenly the victim
>"WOW Fuck Sony I guess"

Actually, I hate movie games, so I'm not defending any of the trash in the OP. I just hate double standards even more.

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>white people

SHit character design.

This we have left to right
>A bearded goblin in face paint
>A hobgoblin and ape's freak lovechild
>2 run of the mill guys with nothing unique about them.

stop responding to acfag

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>schizo is here to call everyone ACfag

Joy.

With those frame times it might as well have been a movie.

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Idk anything about yarn games but you couldn't die in Wario land 3 on the game boy. The game still was hard.

Dayum

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KEK that edit is glorious

It's basically short for cinematic experience.

You literally don't die in any game. There are always restarts and checkpoints

Somebody edit in a Nintendo entity with the water stream being his jizz as he blasts a load into kneeling Sony building chan.

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Fuck off Doug

This is Playstations biggest problem and I say this as a Sonyfag, these guys on their own are alright (fuck Aloy) but look at them all together? I wouldn't exactly call any of them aside from Kratos iconic looking.

Sony is screwing other great mascots and games for this? Why?

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so if they post anything now you retards will go batshit