Hey guys, my uncle just came home from his work at Nintendo and he brought me this new fighting game coming out on the Nintendo 64! It has all your favorite Nintendo characters in it, and it's called Super Smash Bros. What do you think?
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Wyatt Flores
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Connor Wilson
who the fuck is ness
Chase Howard
Is the guy from Nintendo's magazine.
Brody Young
No fucking way this is real, and if they were to do a Nintendo fighter who the fuck is Ness and who the fuck is Captain Falcon?
Pokemon? Thats zoomer shit, where is my Gyromite Nintendo!?
Ayden Martinez
>Jigglypuff instead of Meowth
Fake and gay
>F-Zero Guy
lol what's he gonna do? Drive into everyone?
>Ness
Now you're just making shit up. Fuck off, nerds like you are why I bought a Playstation.
Eli Hill
I knew who Ness was, but not Captain Falcon. I knew F-Zero, but not his name.
Camden Cruz
>jigglypuff
you almost had me, OP
Blake Gray
>nobody kid over little mac or one of those sword guys from that japan only series
take and gay
Nathaniel Howard
i love how no character here feels out of place or is a tack-on other than maybe captian falcon or ness. even then all these series were still new-ish at the launch of this game.
Nathaniel Gutierrez
You don't know who Ness is? He's from Earthbound on the Super Nintendo! Get your copy now, because I don't see it as much in stores anymore...
Eli Bell
Nah ima wait for it to be in the bargin bins, maybe I will pick up the sequel
Zachary Miller
where the fuck is Banjo ? we have this "Ness" guy in but not Banjo ?
Noah Phillips
Why the fuck is Captain Falcon in a fighting game? Does he just hit people with his car?
Jack Garcia
Pikachu and Jigglypuff aren't Nintendo, they're Pokémon.
Brandon Jones
>Kirby
Is this a children's game user?
Ian Sanders
Who are Ness and Samus and C.Falcon?
I asked me brother but he told me to stop being annoying.
James Collins
No, guys! It's true! Look, I even got the Nintendo Power article a few months early!
Eli Peterson
oh cool a street fighter clone
Ayden Cruz
>exactly 0 villains
Shit game. This game will never go anywhere.
Brandon Perry
WHERE ARE THE CONTRA GUYS ????????REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
David Bell
>he thinks they would put in some nobody from a game nobody played
>over iconic characters like Bowser, King K Rool, King DeDeDe, Mewtwo, Meowth, Charizard, Wario, and Ridley
>even over lesser-known characters like Little Mac and Mike Jones
>and that isn't even getting into characters not owned by Nintendo, like the Belmonts from Castlevania
I think it's time for your "uncle who works at Nintendo" to change your diaper, kid.
Nathan Edwards
Japanfag here. Currently on vacation and I visit here every year. A whole bunch of people over in Japan have played Earthbound, however, it's called Mother 2. Earthbound Ness' game and It's fucking amazing. Why haven't you played it yet user?
Bentley Peterson
Ok guys, don't believe me all you want, but you guys are gonna feel super silly when it does come out!
Caleb Hall
Where the fuck is charizard or bowser?!
You really think Nintendo is going to make a game without them?
Bentley Evans
lol who the fuck is mario?
Noah Mitchell
Justin Roberts
There's no way Ness was that obscure in 1999.
Sure, Earthbound wasn't a Nintendo powerhouse, but there had to be people who had played the game when Super Smash Bros. came out.
Isaac Wood
Time traveler user here. In 2001, you get a sequel called Super Smash Bros. Melee for a new console called the Nintendo Gamecube, with an expanded roster, collectible trophies, brand new modes, and a shit ton more. It also grows super popular and a competitive scene is made out of the game and tournaments are held for thousands of dollars.
You're welcome.
Grayson Cooper
who in the fuck is marth and roy?
Zachary Garcia
what is kirby? it's cute
edit: did they mean "NES?"
Gavin Brown
Who fuck is Marth? Who the fuck is mister game in watch? Also another MARIO? You’re bullshitting
Oliver Rogers
>baby link and baby pikachu
>another mario
>fucking ICE CLIMBERS!?
>literally my dad played game and watch, no way
>some cartoon character next to literally who
Bullshit anybody took this game seriously! I laugh at you!
Eli Roberts
>Nintendo
Enjoy your little kiddie game, gaylord. Just wait until Sega release their own all stars fighter. It'll wipe the floor with Super GAY Bros!!!!!
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Christopher Sanders
>Marth
My mom's Japanese and she says that his name was Mars
Logan Watson
Alright, to be real for a moment, Marth actually did debut outside of America one time. It was a dub of the Fire Emblem OVA released in 1997. I don't know why it happened, considering no Fire Emblem game was ever released in the west at the time, and the anime was long since dead when it came overseas.
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Xavier Wilson
fuck niggers
Jaxon Anderson
I'd call you a schizophrenic, but
>Nintendo Gamecube
This is so utterly idiotic, so entirely moronic, so absolutely fucking stupid, that it has to be true. I'm gonna screencap this, future-kun
P.S. how smelly do these tournaments get?
Cameron White
ANOTHER Time traveler here. Fuck you user. I'm about to blow all of your fucking minds.
See you in 2018.
Samuel Stewart
Where the fuck is Banjo an Kazooie? and Bowser? an Mewtwo? and JAMES BOND???
Andrew White
You're gonna blow their minds with how shitty this game is.
Smash Ultimate is fucking garbage.
Piranha Plant apologists should be rounded up and shot.