>I wish I had come with you. Maybe we can make up for the lost time now?
I wish I had come with you. Maybe we can make up for the lost time now?
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Keira certainly knew how to take it in the ass.
>no way fag
Threadly reminder that Kiera is a man.
>tfw didn't cheat on my main love interest
get on my level faggots
This quest could reasonably be done before any romance scenes occurred with Triss or Yen.
Never seen this before, pretty fucking brutal. Reminds me of Dead Space
Yeah, sure.
>Spend all day fishing.
I thought the picture was a joke about her ass being flat and I left it at that, not looking above.
This but unironically.
? the romance with triss or yen is there way before those scenes
>he cheated on The Path with some whore.
Hyakunen hayai wa.
Different game though
You don't even meet Tris until after dealing /hooking up with Kiera in W3. After Yen makes a couple comments on how you're saving all the women of Velen but no series feelings, it's amusing.
Keira looks like one of the teachers I had in high school. At least, she looks like what I remember my teacher looking like 15 years ago.
That's my boy.
>Different game though
Same Geralt, though, and Geralt has no time for thots that aren't Yennefer even if other women might be better people overall
based
>he didn't install "Busty Curvy Keira"
Also, I hate that Nexus makes me download the fucking image to post it.
She’s fat not busty
Imagine
Daily reminder
OH NO NO NO
What the fuck how have i not seen this before
Because you're new? It gets spammed in almost every thread (twice in this one alone)
Because only retards on Yea Forums believe it, you're not a retard right?
Guys I really want to play W3, but last time I tried to play the first game I just couldn't do it. The combat was just so bad. I know there's a good game in there, but damn it's hard to see it, especially considering how much of the game is based around killing things.
Do I just slog through the first and hope the second is better or what?
Keira's a real female character in the Witcher books. One of the animators that used to work at CDP wanting to be her changes nothing.
TW1 is essentially an older NWN-style cPRG, where combat is a means to an end but not the focus of the game. If you're more of an action-game type, try 2 or 3. TW1 is also fairly story-distinct from the others, because it's basically a noncanon bootleg retelling of events from the books (but as a sequel, so they can keep it separate). 2 and 3 start CDPR's own story, where 2 is fairly stand-alone and 3 carries on more directly from the storyline of the books.
Why do people think W3 combat is bad? It's completely servicable, I seriously don't know why people have such a problem with it. Yea it's not dark souls, but it's better than Skyrim/Fallout, and most other RPGs.
The most common advice on Yea Forums when TW2 came out was to skip 1 and read a synopsis. The story is pretty good in TW1, and you'll get more out of the other two games by playing through it, but the actual game itself is a chore.
Reading comprehension, friendo.
>TW1 is essentially an older NWN-style cPRG, where combat is a means to an end but not the focus of the game.
Yeah I definitely heard that.
It's not that I'm some snob for action games though, it's just the combat feels really off. If it doesn't have much to do with the other games though, I guess I'll give it a pass. I just feel like kind of an ass jumping into a series mid way or just skipping to the last entry.
I'm talking about the first game, friend.
Yeah I think I'll do that.
>The story is pretty good in TW1
That's the thing that bothers me the most, I know there's a good story in there, it's just a chore to really get to.
Thanks for the help m8.
The only thing I really remember about the first Witcher is that chapter that takes place in the swamp, and the quest where you had to inspect a bunch of caves. But you can't enter the caves whenever there's enemies around, and there are always enemies around because they seem to infinitely respawn.
It's a pleb filter.
Is Thronebreaker any good? Worth $15?
TW1 was very clearly designed by itself: the devs wanted to show off the world of the witcher so TW1 has the most worldbuilding and variety in its story (because, like I mentioned, its sort of a series of events that parallel book events). Ultimately if its not your style of game I understand, I think you're missing out but don't skip the others until you try em too.
Reminder that he now lives as Tamara Zawada.
I think when you're staring at a man, it changes a whole lot.
Just watch the "witcher 1 the movie" then
Yeah probably. Guess that makes me a pleb.
I made it halfway through, I just couldn't be bothered to keep going. I had some irl stuff going on too that was kind of taking my attention, so I guess that contributed. I'm fine with pleb status though.
>don't skip the others until you try em too.
I wasn't planning on skipping the others. They've always interested me and I've been wanting to play them, I just figured I had to get over that initial hurdle that the first one was.
Don't get me wrong, I've enjoyed older RPGs in the same vein, just something about the first game left me kind of bored with it.
You're staring at a digital woman in a videogame lmao
It's what happens when you let her go to Radovid instead of Kaer Morhen. Apparently the king doesn't like mages.
If you end up skipping 1 and playing 2 instead, pick Roche instead of Ioverth. Not because one is necessarily better than the other, but the Roche path is considered the "canon" path in 3. None of the main characters in Ioverth's path are important at all in 3.
Everything in this post is technically correct except that the Iorveth path itself is better in every way (setting, events, most NPCs) except that it lacks Roche himself.
>woman
but it's a man, user.
delet dis
>play TW3 because you hear it's good
>get up to the part where I have to find Dandelion
>don't give a shit about that fag, lose interest and uninstall
>a year passes
>feeling like giving TW3 another chance
>forgot most of the story so start over fresh
>get up to the Dandelion search
>lose interest and uninstall
Every goddamn time.
>Keira
Huge slut. I'll save myself for the pure maiden, Triss.
>sorceresses of any sort
>pure
>triss
someone post the passage about her having the shits
the author is almost as eloquent as GRRM
Holy shit, its true. A whole gamers generation got cucked by a tranny
I mean... it wasn't unknown. It was an inside joke in the CDPR office how the first woman Geralt can have a sex scene with is not only a man, it's one who works in their office.
There were those who told Yea Forums but Yea Forums has only a very limited intelligence, if it can even be called that.
>cucked
I'm pretty sure that's the wrong word for this.
lets be honest
if it looks hot in game, does it matter?
I forget, what did Radovid do wrong again?
it looks like a fucking man. Look at the size of that head and face and how are you not tripped up by the beard stubble? You think it's just some woman with a 5-o-clock shadow?
>hasnt gotten to Skellige.
Saving Dandy is worth it for Skellige. Not a fan of that guy too.
But she had cute feet tho
What beard stubble in OP's pic?
The problem with W1's combat isn't that it's bad, it's that you can't use it until near the final act.
You couldn't have known that until after you fucked him. He doesn't disrobe if you don't court him.
>wanting to be her
no he was facecaptured for keira
Is this true?
There's no face capture in the game, you dunce
Novigrad is a slog, but it gets better in skellige
>play story heavily oriented trilogy
>ignore forst two games
>play third
>get angry at game not giving you reason to save the best friend of main protagonist woth whom the player spend like 20 hours of content before
Do you usually read books or watch movies from the middle?
W1 has the best potions system, very comfy locations and superb story
W2 has the best combat, but otherwise it is crippled by console a lot, the worst of series
best girl. she perfect as she is. DO NOT MOD HER
You can deny it all you want but They put him in the game as a woman in celebration of him going trans. It's fucking reality, you absolute idiots.
Some of the sorceresses deserve this, like Philippa for example, but not Kiera. She did nothing wrong, which why I get her to go to Kaer Morhen, or I kill her dumbass myself.
>not choosing Yennefer
Fucking fags
The only character in W3 who got a facecapture was Yennefer, and they ended up not using it and made her a new face in the end
But who cares? The character is a biological woman and has been since the books. Next you'll start applying the logic that all of the women in-game were written by a man so they're all men.
be a bro to Lambert and wing man him
Good. Her new face was better, and her hair too.
you fell in love with a man and his man's face. You're LGBT and you didn't even know it. Disgusting animal.
it looks good in-game tho
Are you ok? Do you have brain damage?
>Next you'll start applying the logic that all of the women in-game were written by a man so they're all men.
Holy shit, thats even worse!
says the guy who fucks a dude and goes "It's ok because I pretended he was a woman." Disgusting, dude.
Here's another hot chick for ya. Take a loot at this babe. She seems to be your type.
I actually didnt know that... now I gotta wash my Geralt in bleach
Some scenes she looks good, other scenes she has manface. Can't unsee now. Good thing I'm a Trissfag.
Keira is a character from the books, dipshit.
Yennefer is so fucking hostile to the people who she supposedly cares about I legit can't imagine why anyone would want her. She's fucking worse in the books
Granted Triss also has a list of problems but it comes up short compared to super-cunt
Shani was the only good choice in the series
harrison ford IS pretty hot tee bee h
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>Shani was the only good choice in the series
>pick Shani in 1
>Triss is default in 2
>pick Shani in 3
>she fucking leaves
Also, her nips were poking out of her outfit like 75% of the time so that helps you ignore the face.
Absolutely NOTHING.
HONOR AND THE FATHERLAND.
>breeze through main game and HoS in Death March
>go to Toussaint
>get my precious asshole absolutely destroyed
What the fuck happened to the difficulty in B&W?
I bet you don't even ERP with your buddies, fucking normalfag
>Is activily hunting down and killing mages
>employs "Witch Hunters"
>Does public burning of anyone even remotely connected with magic
>Just walks up to Radivod and offers to work with him, despite being part of the lodge which is one everyone's shit list
she had it coming for being this stupid
I played the first two games actually, and I've read the first book. None of those gave me any reason to like Dandelion.
>You must read 7 poorly written novels if you want to understand this game
Fuck that.
I'd fuck that guy no joke
Yennefer is hostile because she doesn't know how to handle human relationships, and is very much like Geralt in that regard. They're both essentially turboautists that care about what few things they have but hide their insecurities by being aloof, and growing past that thanks to each other and Ciri is a big part of the books. That's why they're the best choice for each other long term (which is not the same question as who your personal waifu need be).
>Granted Triss also has a list of problems
Triss saw Yennefer happy with Geralt, decided "since all my relationships fail it must be because Geralt is special" and promptly tried to steal her best friend's long-term boyfriend. Triss repeatedly tries to get him back, going so far as to actively not work to restore his memory and act in the style of Yennefer in TW1 to pose as his "forgotten sorceress love". During the books she openly works against Geralt/Yennefer/Ciri to win favor from Philippa, and the only reason Geralt doesn't find out is that Yennefer dies before she can reveal it. Yes, she has a list of problems. It is a very long list. She (like Yennefer) grows over the course of the story but there's a reason Geralt doesn't go back to fucking her even when he's split from Yennefer in Book 3.
>Shani was the only good choice in the series
Reasonable.
Holy mother of yikes. How can this happen? Kiera bros, we got too cocky.
I know the pain. I was fucking Seething when I started witcher 2 and less than a fucking month went by before Shani peaced out and I shacked up with Triss. Granted this is inline with Geralts character in the books but still they could have spaced it out over a fucking month
>beautiful
>successful
>alpha
>cold
She reminded me so much of my wife
But I did.
Every time.
This. We brought it on ourselves
Yen and Geralt is the very definition of a toxic relationship
Also Triss didn't steal Geralt he and Yen were broken up (again) by the time she made his move. Geralt hooked up with plenty of women behind Yen's back so acting like Triss was some sort of super offense is unfair
I won't defend her actions in the book because it is indefensable but at the same time Triss saved Geralt's life so that's worth a lot more than what Yen has done
Well, I'm going to have to kill her in all my playthoughs from now on
I always thought she looked man-faced, now I see why. I initially assumed the artists just didn't have time to make a minor side character look good.
I've only played the games, but absolutely nothing in the games was toxic between Yen and Geralt. Nothing wrong with ribbing your loved ones.
Yen and Geralt early on is toxic, horribly so (Shard of Ice lmao). By the end of the books they've grown into something far more stable (largely thanks to Ciri opening them up).
Triss specifically went after Geralt when Yen/Geralt were on one of their periodic breakups: ie, she knew they split up now and then and pounced at an opportunity, with the "help of some magic". Despite knowing her best friend would likely get back together with her lover. That is low.
>that's worth a lot more than what Yen has done
Yen literally died trying to protect Geralt and put her life on the line for Ciri long before Triss did anything but try to get dick. And one big "Triss saved Geralt" moment is in TW1, where Triss's entire characterization is just Yennefer (she has some of the her lines from the books, her dressing style, and was probably meant to be Yennefer in early development).
Ciri is for horses and Yen is for BBC
forget those witches and get with a queen
Gladly
Duchess is not the same thing as queen, smart guy.
>BBC
Big Blaviken Cock?
Could you fuck her? I don't remember
Iris!
The secret to any games longevity here is the amount of waifus
>Best waifu is the one who suffered the most
>Yen gets kidnapped by the Wild Hunt
>Geralt spends fucking months searching for her
>Finds her and gives himself up for her
>Loses memory before recalling everything that's happened
>Geralt spends fucking months searching for Yen AGAIN
>Finds her
>Yen first words upon seeing him: Geralt it's good to see you. I'd hug you if you didn't smell so bad
>Proceeds to treats him like she's above him the entire game
>Blames HIM for sleeping with Triss even though HE lost his memory and Triss knew
Nothing toxic here
>You're not allowed to make jokes at each other's expense
She also recovered her memory well before he did but made no effort to track him down. If Emhyr didn't hire him to find Ciri, he would have never seen Yen again.
>not understanding how being bitchy is her coping mechanism for how much she missed him/is upset by Triss and has trouble showing vulnerability
He goes looking for Yen after Yen contacts him with a reminder that she wants his dick (the unicorn reference). And note that while she "blames" him, she also doesn't harbor a grudge past bitching at him (while if he then goes after Triss with full mind, she wants fuck all to do with him).
>but made no effort to track him down
She was in Emhyr's dungeon, until Emhyr had information about Ciri being back Yen wasn't doing anything at all. Letho explains that they were all captured, and he got out because he made the deal to destabilize the north.
How about some actual witches
They were easily the best villains in the franchise. Well, other than Gaunter.
what a legend
how about a succubus
She's desperate and spoiled. She wants out of that mudhole she's stuck in.
Historically, when women get impaled like this, they take it up the cunt. It's the men who take it up the ass, right after their cock and balls were cut off. Usually. Medieval times were fucking hardcore.
It's understandable, but she's still a fool.
Its honestly hard to believe how cruel humanity can be to one another
waking up to them next mornin tho
i still love her (male)
>Geralt has no time for thots that aren't Yennefer
You didn't read the books? Geralt is a dog. Shit, didn't he fuck Shani while she was 14 or 15 long after the Last Wish happened?
>amnesia? THAT'S your excuse?
she's like a real woman :)
To be fair, 14 in slav years is about 32 years old to the rest of us.
HHHURGH?
Geralt has fucked
Shani
Little eye
Coral
Coral's assistant
Triss
just off the top of my head. I feel like I'm forgetting someone
Fringilla.
That's it, thank you. Also some whores when he went out with Dandelion and the halfling
Imagine her smell
>Sorry Yen, the magic is gone
You're forgetting a fuckload of people, and yes I've read the books (you're missing Fringilla Vigo, Shrike, and one of Nenneke's pupils at least just from the books). You should also remember that one of those stories is that Geralt can't care for anyone, not even Essi, because she's not Yen. While he fucks some other women, he's only got one in his heart.
Yum
Give it up, user. The magic is gone.
Is it now ;D
Yikes
nothing, you just suck. B&W has tons of power creep that should turn you into a god.
jesus christ, i haven't seen this before. That's fucking brutal
>tfw youll never play hearts of stone for the first time again
literally the GOAT expansion
best grill coming through
i remember the fucking centipede things being absolutely awful to fight
pretty great expansion otherwise
You gotta give the guy credit, if this is his female(male) insert, he was at least willing to have an option where she gets her boi pussy impaled on a pike, that's pretty based for a tranny.
KeiraBros NONONONONOOOOOOOONO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HOW THE FUCK DO WE TELL LAMBERT
Why do hundreds and hundreds of characters in The Witcher 3 have those bright orange eyes?
No You can fuck her sister, though
Anyway
>Wanting Dandelion's sloppy seconds
Kierafags BTFO
Are there any mods that fix the combat and questing? I want to play this game but I got incredibly bored with the second one even if the red headed bitch was hot as fuck.
it's such a shame her makeup looks like garbage, her design is great otherwise
Friendly reminder that if you didn't side with Roche on your first TW2 playthrough, you are an unironic homosexual.
This desu
Rule 34 is a godsend
The centipedes I have no issue with. Yrden makes the fight trivial. I hate fighting barghests and spiders, because you get stunlocked with their hit and run tactics; kikimores, which unavoidably bring you up to 100% toxicity after two hits; and that fucking quest with the living statues, where you get two shotted by mages immediately after the cutscene ends.
Not only that, she thinks bringing him research on a fucking plague that can wipe out half the world is a good plan
This series is great for redheads, jeebus.
>Falls in love with her rapist
Fucking why?
I did. If not for the succubus quest only being on Ivorth's side I'd never even consider going anywhere else
If you're referencing the books no one cares about those
Young girls are stupid like that
Are people like you forgetting the fact that literal magic had to be used to keep them together. Everyone acts like Yen and Geralt is organic. It isn't. If not for the dijin they'd have gone their separate ways for good
Why all redheads are cute?
I love how this fucking bitch was slobbering all over Geralt's 12 incher, she can't stop teasing him about his relationship with Yennefer and is clearly jealous of her and him.
Was there a single woman (Adult human woman so dont count the Witches) that was ugly in this game?
Is this the ticklish one? I save her every time.
The Baron's wife
Theres old ladies, but no. Not really.
Yes! wait....ummm
Yennefer. On the inside.
All sorceresses for that cause
Yeah, the random NPCs
I hope you didn't doubt best king
mfw Iris
she was one of the best girls in the game, too.
The three Crones.
They weren't human were they?
David Beckham really did her wrong.
I specifically said so you dont count the Witches
Did he do anything wrong?
Right
I don't know. did this guy do anything wrong?
why is the touissant armor so beautiful
Yes.
But this man...
No
Yes. He got punished too severely for it, though
Maaan, I really gotta get off my ass and finish the main campaign on Witcher 3.
Yes, he should have dropped his whore of a wife.
I put in 60 hours, realized I was only like a third or a half of the way through, then immediately burnt out and dropped it. Still love TW1/2 though.
God I wanted so badly to give this cunt the benefit of the doubt. The writers really smeckledorfed me.
I loved the Witcher 3, clearing out villages, fighting bandits and destroying monster nests were my favorite pastime, but I just can't be arsed to finish the campaign.
I see no man, I see a child.
Punished? What a weird way to spell justice.
You can keep your Ronald McDonald armor.
The problem for me was that it was servicable, and too long. This turned servicable into a chore. The amount of side missions totally screwed it up also, because I wanted to finish everything due to the great narrative, but they were too many, so I ended up out leveling much of it, making gains from them useless, removing the sense of achievement, which made the combat hectic because the reward is just the associated story and a little checkmark saying it's completed. The length and removal of achievement soured the gameplay. It's like a movie with great characters and a four hour runtime: even when the characters are great, four hours is too long, and the plot just isn't built to be stretched that long.
If you think she was joking, well, then I'm really sorry at how you've been treated in your life.
>Goes to war
>Sees horrible things
>Becomes depressed and becomes and alcoholic
>Returns home to find his wife had cucked him, stole his daughter and ran off with another man
The bitch is lucky he didn't kill him AND her.
Yes but he's chill.
His daughter wasn’t exactly appealing either.
It's a good thing I'm not some random Skelliger, because I would have instantly agreed to being her live-in rape-pet for the rest of my life, and thanked her for the opportunity.
No. But because he's no man. But a beast. He did bring on the slaughter of many people in Toussaint. A witcher's job is to slay monsters anyway.
Despite him being a violent drunkard, I still be felt bad for that fucker, I hope he managed to get some solace for that battered wife of his.
>That journal entry about the guy who spent the night with a succubus and took a vow of chastity the next day after getting ridden to the point of mindbreak
You think your choices matter but they really don't. Some choices are so badly described when making one, you get something you did not want at all. Characters will dump you for the most arbitrary shit while you thought you were trying to pander to them all the way.
Kill the Novigrad one, save the Skellige one.
For me, it's Yennefer.
Still would
Like spice, cinnamon, and bright summer flowers.
I want mommy Yen to be blacked. She was made for BBC.
Dissapointed with how little succubus there were in the series in general
I went with Triss because the game shoves her in your face way before you have any meaningful interaction with Yen. I started to like Yen better but by then I had already romanced Triss and I knew I'd get the joke ending if I tried to romance both so I just stuck with Triss and cheated on her constantly.
You got that pic of Yen in her alt outfit where shes laying down with her legs up and you can see her good bits? Or at least the source? I dont fap to vidya, but that was a very nice Yen pic. Made me wonder.
>Yen and Geralt is the very definition of a toxic relationship
good, they're both sterile magic weirdos who aren't going to ruin the lives of kids they have. it's the perfect pairing in that geralt deserves his waifu who sometimes does evil shit, just like him.
>inb4 white knight fags say geralt never did anything wrong
One night of the most insanely wild copulation literally ever, or a few more years of general mediocre deadfish sex? Dude knew itd never be topped, so he wrote off thots for good afterwards.
>it's honestly hard
Grow up
No, mommy yen is my mommy!
Yeah, I killed the one from Novigrad, didn't even give her a chance to explain herself.
>Spice, cinnamon, and bright summer flowers
user, that was romantic.
Is she blond in the books?
t. virgin
Was he strong then?
>aren't going to ruin the lives of kids they have
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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FETCH THE BREASTPLATE STRETCHER.
i don't recall them mentioning her hair color
Radovid wouldn't trust Gaunter, dumb picture
> Radovid would madly outjew Gaunter
Ftfy.
>Nilfgaard is made out to be the big bad
>At worst, they're a little harsh with their punishments but thats about it
>Toussaint is literally rich as fuck and an amazing place under Nilfgaard rule
Fuck the Northern cuck kings and fuck Radovid, let Emhyr win for actual progress.
Murder anybody above average intelligence and doom the North to be a dumb shithole
Even if you do, her story doesn't check out.
Would empress Ciri make it better or at least preserve it?
Think the Witcher franchise is worth a replay? Thinking of doing a pro-human run.
>1: Side with the Order of the Flaming Rose
>2: Already beat both sides of the story, probably not worth a replay.
>3: Empress Ciri
She's an attractive hippie in the books. It's believable that she's some hedge-mage in the game but she doesn't dress like she does in the game. Slobbering over Geralt is real - literally every Sorceress wanted to fuck him although I think it wasn't because he was attractive but because they knew it would piss Yen off.
The greatest flaw to believing Empress Ciri's realism is the implication she visited our world and learned our technology existed. Ciri always knew we were here because it's implied she's responsible for the Black Plague but when she came back to Earth and saw us with cars and shit it's really hard to imagine that she would have any reason to sit in Nilfgaard and rule. It's also difficult to contemplate she would settle down and have children or put up with retards telling her to get married and fuck given that even before the Witcher games Ciri was super fed up with everyone wanting to have sex with her.
Witcher Ciri is believable because she really has no responsibilities; she could explore other worlds if she so desired. Empress Ciri if you think about it helps Geralt and is super unselfish more than anything; it means the peace under her rule means that all her friends won't have to experience war again. Yen, Triss, and Geralt wouldn't have to worry about Nilfgaard invading again.
Geralt is a fucking blue-collar worker, there's no option to take him here to Earth and force him to relearn his entire life. Yen would be good for it but Geralt would not.