Borderlands 3 + Epic Game Store

not really. i would skip 1

>wait a minute, those abs

Not really, but there are a lot of throwbacks to the first game in 2. unless you don't mind that, you can play 2 straight away

nope

Not really, story is "you look for a vault and fight bandits".. You can also just watch this and jump into BL2
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Why you lying?

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I'm surprised Randy hasn't tried to revive Battleborn by putting it on EGS yet.

stupid question
he deserved it 100%

all the games except for bl1 are bad and not worth playing

I hope they don't kill her off, she's too cute.

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BL3 will be a better pirate game than Sea of Thieves

>implying epic store and epic games both won’t crash and burn when the battle royal fad dies down and the fortnite money starts to dry up

This but the opposite.

>handsome jack is going to be an ai npc
>not playable according to leaks
>will only be minor to the plot

what's the fucking point

replayed bl1 fairly recently, what it makes up for in grim tone it really lacks in poor encounter design and repetitive locations

definition of mediocre

Might sound weird but I enjoyed 1 a lot more after I played 2. So I’d start with 2 if you don’t care about order

>Steele: hentai'd to death
>Handsome Jack: battered and beaten to death by the Vault Hunters
>Zarpedon: shot in the head by Jack

She and her brother are gonna die.

He has been the main character in three games user. I love him as well, but it's time to let it go.

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>those perfect inversed nipples and high cut one piece
>WIDE HIPS
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

>Tina tina
>anything but F tier

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She's funny though

More like Epic fail

She is nearly the definition of objectively obnoxious and unwanted.

t.steamfag seething

What the fuck is wrong with you?
If you're interested in the series, sure, they're fine.
1 has much better loot and weapon generation systems and enemy scaling isn't dogshit at endgame, but 2 has better skill trees and character choices.
1>2>>>>>>>TPS
TPS is dogshit in pretty much every way.

Is there a word for when a swimsuit or whatever is narrow enough that it exposes that area between the pussy and the edge of her pelvis? Shit always makes me diamonds.

What is TPS? Is it like an intermission between 1 and 2? I just realized the Handsome collection doesn't come with 1.

Jannie's can't ban me
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TPS is "the Pre-Sequel"
a prequel to 2 (technically making it a sequel to 1) that explains why jack became an asshole.
However it makes shitloads of fucking plotholes and ruins his character more than anything. It's shit, the characters besides Wilhelm aren't interesting, or straight up awful in the case of claptrap.

fucking based

The word 'epic'

>"An extended narrative poem in elevated or dignified language, celebrating the feats of a deity or demigod (heroic epic) or other legendary or traditional hero."
>lawl, epiiic! woooo, epic loot! this (mediocre) game is totally epic, bra! hey gam0rz, you want an epic game with epic loooot?! buy our epic gaming merch.

I hate this generation

It's okay. Probably more fun if you play with a friend but they always exhaust me around 5-10 hours.

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
TIME SWEENY

Some comedian did a bit on this, I forget who. But he joked about how people tend to use the word "awesome" for everything. When awesome is really a word that should be saved for something extraordinary.

nice titties you little faggot

How long of a game is BL2?

hate the writing, love the gunplay. however, I have to use cheat engine to ramp up the run speed to 2.5x, increase jump height and fix the drop rates because I'm not buying their shitty keys. fuck them. both games are ok, nothing exceptional except the length, lots and lots of stuff to do with a relatively fast pace to most of them. Good area management so it keeps the backtracking to a minimum.

All of that is completely thrown out of the window in the DLC's though. Vast empty areas that do nothing but force you to backtrack dozens of times to fulfil all the quests.

Also this. I can't stand people who call menial or mediocre things awesome. Shit like the millionth Battle Royale game that does some things slightly better than other titles is not "awesome". People thought unironicall that the E3 trailer for Anthem from 2017 or other boring ass games like Ghost Recon Wildlands or The Division are "awesome". What kind of standards do you have if you get excited over every bullshit?

20-30 hours

Imagine how annoying it is to live in that city and every year see buildings plastered with cringey video game advertisements and deal with the stench of people who'd go to a top cringe video game convention.

I read that as maymay instead of mayhem initially.

there are hundreds of events in LA worse than e3 every year

this is embarrassing.

>Tina not F
>Marcus that low
>Maya not B
>Hammerlock not D

>PRE ORDER BL3 ON EGS NOW
>its still not available
ohnonononoo

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>tfw its even worse than pre-sequel

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