Game has a quicktime event

Am I a mutant? This only lightly stretches a tendon.

ouch

wtf i did this now my heart hurts

i need help

this actually makes your peanus weenus smaller because the muscles are connected

doing this slowly like regular stretching is actually pretty good

YES I GOT A CRYSTAL GF

does this cause permanent dmg?

Don't do it.
Also don't put light-bulb in your mouth.

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WTF BROS MY HAND HURTS SO MUCH NOW AND I WAS JUST ABOUT TO FAP. WHAT DO I DO NOW?

did this with my prosthetic arm it's better now thx

so if I do it in reverse I'll get a big pp?

if you pull it really hard at the same time yes

I remember one day I did this and it felt really good, but then a white van sat outside my house for a few weeks afterwards

You're fucked

I TOLD YOU ABOUT THOSE CUNNY THREADS BRO

No, didn't you read the OP? It just helps with flexability.

You're already dead

AYY LIL DONNIE

>tries this but very slow as to not fall for mustard gas meme
>it actually hurts a fuckton
Oh no I'm retarded

it causes your tendons to tear

ok I tried it for about 30 seconds and already I can see beginning stages of crystals forming around the tip of my penis. Going in for a whiff and I can smell the faint scent of mustard. Should I stop or is this a sign of progress?

Memes aside, has anyone actually done this, and if so how bad was the damage

DON'T DO THIS IT MAKES YOUR WRIST EXPLODE

>do it in slow motion so as to stop at first sign of danger
>stop at only a couple cm
>still hurts and base of thumb feels cold

Fuck. I can’t imagine how much pain I’d be in if I’d actually gone all the way. Esport pros should send this to rival teams before a big tournament for ez wins jesus

It can rip your tendon but usually it'll just hurt like hell for a few hours

Omae wa mo shinderu desu

It doesn't do anything.
That's the meme.

guys my hand just went numb and it hurts to move my fingers what do i do

It's pretty scary how easy it is for retards to fall for shit like shit

YOU FOOL! YOU'VE CREATED MUSTARD GAS!

call the mortician

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>game requires you to hold button for several minutes

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I don't own any duck tape, so someone tell me what this does

You just ripped your opedius tendon, enjoy your hand atrophy in a couple of days.

What does this cause exactly?
>inb4 mustard gas

spoon probably breaks where the duct tape ends and theres gonna be a bit of steam

It makes the spoon explode like a frag grenade

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Causes the tape to explode off with enough force to shred your hand

kek I remember when someone posted a pic of their fucked up hand from doing this

The spoon explodes, this should be easy to figure out, retards

Every David Cage game ever.