OHNONONONONONOOOO

How about you cope instead, i’m an idort buddy.

>72% of PS4 players are faggots
That explains so much

Be careful, having a PS4 has a 74% chance of turning you.

>fucking a boy during symposium is gay
Said who?

DEEEEEEEEEEEEEVS
WHERE IS MY GAY LOVER

Did he just call homos dumb? Someone inform twitter so they can shadowban him for being homophobic

Now everything makes sense.

>most PS4 owners are fags and trannies
Checks out

>identifies
most of Yea Forums identifies themselves as a little anime girl, this means nothing

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>y'all
burgers are fucking insufferable

osama bin laden was a play station user. infact its the most purchased console of jihadi groups world wide.

gotta grow marketshare somehow, and what easier way is there than luring in PC trannies?

Is Spiderman any good? I just finished God of War and felt pretty meh about it. It's the only other PS4 exclusive I can think of, while I still have a month of free game rentals. Own Bloodborne, P5. Think I'll stick to my PS3 HD collection of SotC/Ico, and know nothing about The Last Guardian.

>memecenter.com
Niiiiiiiiice.

They also would kill them selves if they lost a shield in combat but in AC Odyssey the game literally starts with Leonidas chucking his shield captain America style at some dipshit and then fights a dude with only a spear for no reason.

>fucking your bro after hitting the gym is gay
What a faggot

kratos is a spartan, they were the gayest of the greeks

>Is Spiderman any good?
Best Spiderman game since the PS2 one

Actually give horizon a shot if you haven’t, it’s not amazing but it’s a decent game.

>Be Kratos, in 2005
>First game has a mandatory scene where you need to have rough and passionate sex with two hot, sexy, beautiful women
>Be Kratos, in 2019
>People question whether or not you're a faggot

Because americans are retarded.

> I-I WAS JUST PRETENDING! IT'S JUST TROLLING! PLEASE BUY OUR GAME!

>Tumblr got Life is Strange, the most tumblr game ever concieved
>Even features homosex
>They still need every character in every game to be gay

The slippery slope is very real.
T. Faggot

Jaffe is not in charge of GoW though, that's Cory

I'm gonna have to disagree and say horizon is pretty shitty, only cool thing was robots but the gameplay is boring and repetitive

>tw*tter screencap OP

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> 2005: hey guys, look at this game, it's FUN!
> 2019: hey guys, look at this game, it's questioning and deep! literally ART!

It’s the best Spider man since PS2 and 1 sure it has some flaws but it’s the best one hands down

The only good GOW is 3. 1 and 2 are boring af.

Dudes just a fag who sees faggotry in everything. Water is wet. Smarter up guys

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This.

>nuGoW fans are officially faggots now
lmao

ITT: People don't understamd history

Spartans were so gay they'd make even modern day San Francisco and Chicago blush.

why is consolewarring okay only when its targeted at sony fags but its a huge clusterfuck no-no when is targeted at something like PC or nintendo

Yes user, in the past everyone was LGBTQDJFJFBDBRAAAP.

No user being gay is an invention of the modern era, /pol/ told me so

>tries to trigger fashy goys
>triggers libtards instead

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HURR DURR GAY GREEKS DURR HURR
Why don't you learn actual history and not the trannified revision brainwashing of the american "education" system?

This guy was serious as fuck though. Faggots both of them.

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why would they do the not living after losing their shield

Weak deflection user, you can do better than that.

It's because there are a lot of biased posters around this board and it shows. Besides, consolewar shit is for losers anyway.

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This. It wasn't gay back then for spartans to fuck other men or even little boys.

>Why don't you learn actual history
Why dont YOU tell us since you apparently know much more than us

Think about it just for a second. You're going up against another soldier who has a shield while you just have your weapon. Unless you're incredibly dexterous you basically have no way off dealing with the other guy striking at you in any way.

That scene wasn't mandatory. It's actually completely optional. The only reason to do it is they give you red orbs.

The Ritualistic Sodomy of the Spartans had all to do with ceremony and nothing to with romance or love, hence not gay. Stop falling for retarded brainwashing.

I still don't think that warrants killing yourself

>y'all

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No you idiot coming back from battle without your shield meant you fled like a coward.

Nah, good games don't exist anymore

God of War is such a ridiculously masculine franchise that Snoytrannies had to try and subvert it.

>its not gay since it was a ritual
well im not sucking dick, im just performing a ritual of respect towards other men

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Spartans were not gay, they just fucked their battle bros like a normal heterosexual dude would

>manged to trigger trannyera and Yea Forumscucks at the same time
based

Ah, yes, self destructing yourself on Twitter. It worked well for Phill Fish.

Sometimes it's better to not say anything

>I know people are dumb as rocks but why do people believe that he’s gay?
Because tumblr thinks everyone is gay, despite dad Kratos not wanting to get into any romantic relationship

>Thread about no believeing the internet
>Fanboys latch onto this straight away

balls weren't touching during the ritual, stop spreading misinformation

Jaffe is based. God of War only got onions'd up after he left.

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I'm playing it now and so far, GoW is better. Best part is the movement. Gameplay is Batham combat, but I gotta say it's the best version of it I have played.
Also, stay far far away from HzD. It is absolutely horrible

Apparently that percentage went up to 80%.

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The Ancient Greeks were bi by our standards though and fugged bois. It would make sense. Hell, Heracles had male lovers as well as female.

>2005: this game is off the hizzy
>2019: this game is a bop

NOOOO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING RESETBROS

>No one pays attention to ancient history
>Some faggy Hebrew decides to add some homosex to ancient history
>Now it's become some "proven fact"
I could be wrong, but seems like some bullshit desu

But did the balls touch?

It all makes sense now. Kratos and Atreus totally were each other's cock sleves in the field. That's why Kratos avoids calling his son by his real name because it gives him a half chub every time.

>half chub
Wrong. There is no affection or "turn on" in Spartan sodomy. It is not gay.

Don't care, won't buy anymore of his games

He fucked up big, he just traded one group for another, a worse one gg

What was the original tweet

I hope that shit is fake.
don't tell me it's real

He said before Kratos got with his wife he was bi. And the Oracle from GoW 1 was a lesbian.

But now he was just trolling..? Who even gives a fuck, dudes an idiot.

I hate this shit so much. If you're not from the south, you should not be able to say y'all. It's like hearing some dumb valley girl say FOGEDDABOUTIT

This is why i don't play western shit in the first place.

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It is. Homosexuality was punished.

Poooooooooeeeeee's laaaaaaaaawwwww

It's real but only because its gay month

It's fake news.

Ps4 owners are literally everyone though
Meanwhile, Nintendo trannies are popping up everyday and featured on speedrun events.

citation needed*

>FUCK FAGGOTS
>FUCK THE LGBTQRSTMOP COCKSUCKERS

When is Jesus coming back?

Fake, are you serious?

This. Aristophanes mocked political figures and said they were gay as a insult in his plays.

Wow, i didnt realise you were an ancient Spartan user.

Kill ALL fags

>lol kratos is gay
"wait where did you write this"
>i was TROLLING lol
"bisexuality is a joke to you?"

he fucked up so big time in a desperate attempt to try to get some attention

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But when an actually deep and questioning game that is literally made by actual artists comes along, they hate it. Why?

And that is why you are superior

PC gaymers are mentally weak. No wonder they are all trannies with anime pictures on Steam

Its also statistically impossible

Kratos is a gay icon whether you like it or not.

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Well now he's just gonna get fucked on twitter for "queer baiting"

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fuck the south, fuck your nigger loving mutt asses.

y'all better die, you hear.

I don't follow news.

I masturbate to the idea of being one of Aphrodite's lesbian handmaidens (the one with huge breasts, obviously)

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At least in ancient Rome there was a clear difference between a bottom and a top. Being a top wasn't seen as being homosexual, but it was seen as being pretty degenerate and wasn't openly done, but if you did it private it really wouldn't hurt you. If you were a bottom no one liked you.

Not a very low bar to be better than the trash that released between then and now.

Like how Samus and Donkey Kong are trans?
Thanks for proving my point by sounding like a tard.

name one

Have you ever tried googling anything in your life, you dense cunt?

Gone Home

There was no Spartan sodomy.
Stephen Fry who actually went through the entire existing documentation since Ancient Greece on the history of Greece, covers the aspect that during Greek times homosexuality never involved any penetration and was instead men rubbing out.

I sound like a tard cause that how southern people sound.

Pathologic 2.

How embarrassing

I’m glad you all see that gays ruin everything and that pride month causes nothing but issues. It should be a month of killing lgbt instead.

LMAO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK YOU JAFFE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

When are normalfags going to get sick of this shit?