"I play as female character so I could stare at her ass."

It's like they studied shit posting on Yea Forums and made an episode. Unrealistically though the gamers have careers and girlfriends.

Charlie Brooker plays games and even used to do a games review show.

Brooker just hates vidya.

God what a retarded episode.

Rachel, jack and Ashley too > striking vipers >>>>> actual literal shit > smithereens

>guy wants to fuck a female video game character
>this somehow makes him gay

>Netflix

This. The only faggot was Karl.

absolutely based

Objectively the worst season so far

Can I get a quick rundown, I don't watch this show

throw yourself into the fires

I play as a female character so i can stare at her body from every possible angle to alter recreate her in Honey select as faithfully as possible

I made a blond woman blood elf in WoW because I played rogue and it was the most subtil character in terms of look.

Am I ok guys?

>two bros play a complete VR not-street fighter game
>one dude picks not-Chun Li, the other picks Not-Ryu
>they end up fucking in the game

My friends know I play as female characters. Why? Because these are the kind of characters they play as. Fuck that!

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Isn't this show supposed to be bleak and dystopian? That just sounds like a doujin plot

I actually play as a female because I want to romance male characters, because female characters are annoying as fucking hell and I'm not gay.

e. g. Mass Effect with Garrus. Fallout 4 with Paladine Danse. etc
Female npcs can go fuck themselves most of the time

well the dude starts losing interest in his wife who he has a kid with because he's too busy fucking his bro in a video game and it starts ruining their marriage

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Captain america more like captain NIGGER

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It's a meme at first but you do find yourself looking at their ass for the majority of the game

Isn't this show supposed to be bleak and dystopian? That just sounds like a doujin plot

I usually play as them as they are quicker than male fighters

canes are my fetish. My god

They stopped being dystopian with last season because the writers got bored.

I liked the concept but the ending wasn't bleak enough for BM.
Just some suburban family escape the boredem of daily life by swinging every once in a while.
This shit already happens all the fucking time.

Shit I would fuck Pom too if I had the chance

>gender locked
what now faggots

Charlie Brooker is a hack

I know, should have ended in divorce and him unwrapping Striking Vipers 11 with his new house mate. (the other dude)

>Omega incels are so disconnected from their masculinity that they project themselves through female avatars.

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Because Americans took over/became the main audience

>I want to romance male characters, because female characters are annoying as fucking hell and I'm not gay.
That some dodgy logic you have in here, my not gay pal.

I think the wife should have found out by walking in on her husband while you could see the gameplay on screen.
Would also be better if you could hear the husband moaning irl.
Watching him Cum harder than she's ever managed while seeing that the other player is his mate could have been fucked up.
Better if she decided not to mention it because she's too ashamed and doesn't want to break up her idea of a perfect family.

Isn't this just a black version of Being John Malkovich?

have sex

>asylum demon

I know I'm in the minority on this, but the worst episode imo is San Junipero because it wasn't bleak

I think it was a good episode

The moment the show went from Channel 4 to Netflix it went to shit

Yeah San Junipero was dumb af and the decision was too easy and too perfect.

this was the gayest episode

Sounds about as shitty as that other video game episode they did.

>mfw Black Mirror went from bongkino to Falcon and Black Manta ERPing on not-Street Fighter
Thanks Netflix.

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