YOU HAVE OBTAINED THE MONKEY'S PAW!

Wish granted
After that BTFOing the rosterfags stick around but are 2x as bad as before

This.

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i've been fucking monkey pawed enough already. there is nothing left for me to wish for that hasn't already been fucked up.

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F-Zero comes to the switch with everything fans aways wanted. All the beloved characters, cars, great tracks, great music, online, new modes and no bugs or ballancing issues with lasting online support having new tracks, racers and events coming out monthly turning it into the best F-Zero so far and revitalising the series pleasing old fans and making new ones too. That´s my wish, oh mighty monkey paw

Done
But it makes your Nintendo Switch grow a mouth and constantly insult you

Half-Life 3 is announced. It's an Epic Store exclusive.

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Now, wish for the opposites

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Granted, but it's exclusive to a $400 switch pro and runs at 900p/60fps

>comes out
>it´s shit

The most likely monkey paw to happen

I want a new Donkey Kong Country game.

It's pachinko.

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Done, but the controls require you to constantly shake and move the controller. There is no normal control layout.

No problem. I can sell my switch and get a pro for it. At this point there´s not much I wouldn´t do to get it

Reimu Hakurei

i want a rosterfag holocaust

I wish Steve gets in Smash over Sora.

That would never work. Rosterfags always pretend to be on the winning team once the character is revealed, just look at piranha plant

A Zelda game with Linkle as the protagonist!

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It's a Pocket Camp port.

>It's pachinko

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It´s a sequel to crossbow training

I wish for Nintendo to stop banning people who hack their Switch

Granted. They ban everyone instead

I wish for Sony to hold a surprise conference

Wario Land

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Please dear god a new command and conquer game already.

It's going to be Banjo

I wish EA origin, uplay, epic all cease to exist while only Steam and GoG remain. Also no restrictions on hentai games.

The monkey paw must follow the wish to fuck it up, so as long as it has to be the best f-zero so far, no amount of retarded gimmicks miyamoto can shove in it will be able to ruin the game, so it´s alright, I can manage shaking like a retard

Hideo Kojima makes the best game ever

Perfect. All my money.

Some furbait game that I can jack off to. No matter how bad it is, there will always be porn so I can’t lose.

Enjoy your 3 hours long conference with nothing but some guy playing flute

I WISH FOR SMTV AND THE FINAL FANTASY 7 REMAKE TO FLOP AND BOTH SERIES GET CANCELLED
DRAGON QUEST AND PERSONA DESTROYS BOTH OF THESE RETARDED SERIES EDRICK FTW FUCK SORAFAGS FUCK BANJOFAGS FUCK DOOMFAGS FUCK STEVEFAGS
FUCK ALL OF YOU
KILL YOURSELVES HES IN IN IN IN IN IN IN IN IN IN IN IN IN IN IN IN IN IN IN IN IN INININIININININININININININININ
EAT SHIT SORAFAGS

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>Halo on PC
>sprint and loadouts exist

Rex in pyra as playable duo characters in smash

Ready to get btfo banjie tranny?

You´re a weird man, user. I can respect that

Todd Howard is attacked on stage

New closed course (i.e. not open world) Burnout with soft body physics (what Beam NG uses) for damage and crashes.

Not sure why got tagged here

I wonder if he'll come on stage this year

Minecraft 2

I wanna a game on Usagi Yojimbo, like Yakuza Kenzan

granted but all the porn is exclusively anal vore

I want Nintendo to make a game that has at least one visible girl (female) nipple.

I wish Mega Man Legends 3 on Steam.

I wish for EA to finally teach respawn who's boss and gain true control over them, but the influence of the paw makes EA actually competent and titanfall3 is released to mass appeal and maximum speed.

pls make titanfall3

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Red Dead Redemption DLC

Reminder that your actions have consequences

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Megaman Legends 3. Not a switch exclusive.

I’m literally an artist with an anal vore fetish.

I want pokemon snap 2 made by sora Ltd with only the first 3 gens of pokemon, and I want modern game freak to have no say in its development at all

Granted but it develops a horrible internet fandom that constantly harasses you irl

I wish E3 was cancelled
FOREVER

Starting in 2020: E4

new jojo fighter

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A legitimate sequel to Alpha Centauri that doesn't try to be Civ or HOI inspired.

New WipEout for PS4 made by Firesprite studio.

VR exclusive. Soundtrack is all country and western which can't be turned off or replaced.
Has a story mode with unskippable cutscenes.

>WISH 1
I wish Googles attempt at whatever their trying to do fails completely. Whatever it is, it has alterior motives that I do not like what so ever.
>WISH 2
I wish valve makes an appearance and announces half life 3 will be released along side the index. Not exclusively as a vr title.
>WISH 3
I wish Bethesda announced a game saving update for fallout 76 which essentially revamps everything about it.
HAILLLL 2 UUUUUUU

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Aww is a sorafag mad?
Go back to your hugbox
Only a real chad will make the fighters pass

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1 - Granted, xCloud succeeds due to having no competition, meaning streaming still survives to shit up the industry
2 - A good chunk of the game is locked behind VR, not specifically the index, but you still need VR for it
3 - While it fixes a lot, it also introduces a whole new set of issues

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New Sonic game.
Infinite is the main character.
Yes, his theme by Dangerkids is in it.

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meant for

That isn't actually too terrible of a granting. Part 3 is a best case scenario for whatever Bethesda has planned anyways.

Ryan Pitchford gets attacked on stage

Based as fuck

I want FE Three Houses to be good

Pitchford attacks Todd on stage.
The winner gets the loser's company.

Granted but Todd Howard whoops their ass and asserts dominance once and for all as the alpha nerd

granted but he unleashes 1% of his stockpiled power and completely btfo the attacker and then releases skyrim ultimate definitive edition for every console, pc, and smartphones

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No joke, modded Skyrim on smartphone sounds real good

ARE YOU CALLING SKYRIM A JOKE

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Does it come with a free frogurt?

>hold monkey's paw
>hope that Gen 8 Pokemon games turn out better than Gen 7
>they actually get better but only in the "quantity of gimmicks" department
>quality fucking drops
>everything else about the game is already terrible and stale
I want to fucking die die die. I want to visit Britain only to get stabbed by a spoon that leads to my death.
my hopes were crushed once more.
thought that Gen 7 was bad but Gen 8 is the cherry on the top of a pile of shit cake.

I-I wish for google to announce stadias cancellation at the next E3

its a NSMB reskin with nothing that made wario unique

Still has Wario. Will buy.

god i feel so sorry for the dragon quest fans that are now associated with these fucking retards

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crahs bandicoot as a dlc fighter in smash

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