NEW SPLATFEST GET IN HERE LADS

OH FUCK WHICH ONE SHOULD I PICK

The leaked dialogue that was datamined for after the splatfest ends is spooky as fuck

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It's only "spooky" because Treehouse wants to force a war between them. That dialogue isn't in the other two regions.

The other two regions got a different splatfest though

whats the dialogue?

Yes, but EU doesn't alude to the next one, and the only say "Please look forward to the next Splatfest!" in JP.
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Team Unicorn. All hail Queen Fivehead.

Purple is my fav

Cool.
cant wait for all the fucking pseudo-miiverse posts to litter the goddamn plaza about you know what

>not going team Narwhal
youtube.com/watch?v=ykwqXuMPsoc

>spooky
The next one will be the last splatfest. Not surprising.

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>we'll always have each others backs, right?
They're teasing the last splatfest, Pearl vs Marina

>Pearl is gonna be team brony
>This means massive casual playerbase shift
Aw fuck. Now I don't know who to choose.

But didn't we already have a Squid vs Octo splatfest? What else is there?

>implying bronies are bad at videogames
stop having sex with dogs

>Bronies invading Splatoon
Fuck.
And right when I thought the constant ā€œIā€™m gay-trans-pan!ā€ Posts were too cancerous

>le narwhal bacon xDDD
fucking hell nintendo

>picking gay assfaggots horse with a dick
>instead of the Jedi of the seas

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Sexy ponies > reddit meme animal.

I'm that the European splatfest is better, though

>bronies
>LGBTP
pick one (uno) and only one (uno)

No one mentioned bacon you buffoon

>brony
it's like one of those twitter warrior complaining about GG
yes they were super fucking annoying
yes they were furfaggots of the highest degeneracy
but the peak for the fandom was years ago, the game is not gonna be invaded just because of it.

not to mention that it's not like bronies go invade anything that has even the slightest mention of unicorns

Pearl vs Marina

Did I touch a nerve?

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>my little pony invented the concept of unicorns

Zoomer shit.

youtu.be/c9mHgFMJ6Jk

>he doesn't get it

I do, but a narwhal isn't a fucking reference to the impossible quiz

>Unicorn
Pearl is my girl but that's a weak ass choice my friends.

euro one is literally pedo vs no pedo
there's no way pearl can win this one, not like she has any chance with the new rules set
im going with marina this time

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>want to get back into Splatoon 2
>hardly ever played it
>haven't played at all since the octos vs inklings splatfest
>know I'd be garbage at it going up against people who have been playing regularly

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Why the fuck was this Splatfest not Lil' Judd vs Judd?

Bookhorse is a good choice

Because who the fuck wouldn't vote for Lil' Judd

Who the fuck is gonna vote for kid? That whole Splatfest is stupid too considering the entire game is centered around teenage youth culture.

>he doesn't want to be a kid again
Are you stupid?? What kind of adult doesn't want to go back
Only stupid kids want to be adults.

i just bought it the other day with no previous experience with the series and i've been doing pretty well most matches. play it user it's fun!

The majority of this game's playerbase are kids, they're all gonna pick adult. And I guarantee you there's a lot of adults too who are gonna pick it.

>What kind of adult doesn't want to go back
the average normalfag
people wishing to be kids again are in the minority even on the internet

Unicorns are rad I don't care what you niggs say.

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I think the majority of adults will pick kid, and adults play better.

Doubt
Everyone I know hates being an adult and I know a bunch of adults
Nobody prefers living the 9-5 life

*a bunch of normies

The patrician choice.

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Weapons like heavy splatling are easy to use and very effective

>they probably won't rep each other for the final splatfest
This makes me sad

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About what user?

the "real" race war

>But whatever happens, we'll always have each other's backs. Right?
Marina vs Pearl final splatfest where they're on the others team confirmed?

That would be fucking amazing.

Nice reference.

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"It's almost like... the end is near."
I don't want it to end

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it's gonna end like FFXIV ended. as in, it didn't

Too bad it's not gonna happen