Who here /HYDRODYNAMICALLY DESIGNED/?

Big tip: If you're just starting out do NOT go Bubble Blower, it's a trap for new players and is complicated as fuck. I personally recommend Fry Cook, it's a good all-arounder that's noon friendly. Trust me, it'll really ease you into the game at a comfy pace.

HOLE TECHNOLOGY

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Just go full ATK karate class, trust me.

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THQ SAVING THE GAME INDUSTRY ONCE AGAIN

shiet, I ain't played BBO in a minute. I think when I first started out I rolled Fry Cook, but it's pretty boring. Maybe try Jelly Fisher or Alien Hunter, all DEX builds with fun playstyles

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I just know he's looking down on us and saying "you done good, Hillenburg, you done good"

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What was his name again?

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>added multiplayer mode is a mario party knockoff based on eels and escalators
I'd ship it

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Killer Kong

Ill try Fry Cook. Whats some good starting raids/zones?

Disemboweling DK.

who's ready?
store.steampowered.com/app/969990/SpongeBob_SquarePants_Battle_for_Bikini_Bottom__Rehydrated/

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Krusty Krab and Chum Bucket are both pretty good for Fry Cook grinding, but are really repetitive so it's recommended to team up with a Cashier to speed up the grind

>tfw Robo Squidward's been confirmed by the dev team on the steam page
>tfw multiplayer's been added in
>tfw even more cut content to come
What did we do to deserve this masterpiece? There must be some fucking catch.

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DO NOT LOOKUP "sandy cheeks porn" IN GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH

>CONFIRMED FOR PUTTING IN THE CUT CONTENT

boys i really hope this wasn't an intern fucking up holy shit this is sounding fucking fantastic

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>I just know he's looking down on us and saying "you done good, Hillenburg, you done good"
Not with Kamp Koral around he isn't.

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>tfw they might readd the entire cut Patrick level about Ice Cream

>eels and escalators
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True, but I feel like that show may go the way of Planet Sheen if it fails.
I'll give it a shot, but I'm definitely skeptical, in my eyes the best move would have been to retire the brand altogether after the upcoming film, and end it on a high note rather than risk tainting it with a spinoff

at least some funposting

Thq is a based, underappreciated publisher

REMEMBER: FORTS WIN WARS
Saw some Squidward cuck thinking he could win in a snowball by damage alone. Honestly the fastest match I had.

They won't be underappreciated by me after this, that's for certain.
Gonna watch for whatever else they reveal at E3 this year.

>Release date when I'm ready
>System requirements are full of I'm ready!
Lol

Bubble Blower has one of the most complex rotations in the game, but if you can pull it off right you'll be top 5 DPS even with entry level raiding gear. My advice to aspiring Bubble Blower players is to NEVER forget to stop on your right foot.

“how many drugs were they on when they made this xD” is such a normie thing to say in response to any slightly wacky piece of media, but honestly, how many fucking drugs were they on when they made this episode?

what cut content?

Macabre Macaque

Belligerent Baboon

Yes. Buy the same game again. Based THQ Nordic milking another old game to try to scavenge some funds to make some middling game because that's all Nordic Games can produce.

I only played this game once as a kid so I dont know much about it, but it looks beautiful

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In the past:
>Dark Siders
>Destroy All Humans
>South Park: Stick of truth
>Red Faction

Post-2011 bankruptcy, sold assets and reorganized as THQ Nordic

>Alan Wake
>Ori and the Blind Forest
>This is the Police
>Warhammer Vermintide
>State of Decay
>Vanishing of Ethan Carter
>Halo Wars 2
>Sunset Overdrive
>theHunter: Call of the Wild

They make some meh games too, but THQ is much more experimental than most pubs and will greenlight a lot of ideas even if they dont make piles of money, unlike say EA that killed an open world star wars game because they didnt know how to monetize it with microtransactions in the aftermath of ME: Andromeda

t. Salty Cucktoon Network employee

Robo-Squidward boss fight

Are we doing a KOTH Online thread?

tcrf.net/SpongeBob_SquarePants:_Battle_for_Bikini_Bottom_(GameCube,_PlayStation_2,_Xbox)

looking good

People like you are the reason this board is dead.

someone post the concept art
you know the one

lmao normie shut up

I think we can all agree TX is a shit state.

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Yeah, this shitposting thread is real quality discussion.

NAME 1 ORIGINAL GAME IDEA THAT AIN'T BEEN DONE

Agreed.
t. Okie

have sex.

>EA actually did that
>THQ is doimg a remaster for this cult classic
I guess THQ is based and best publisher now

Not as bad as Oklahoma

Vidya is barely a 50 year old medium. Hell the VR meme is an emerging technology. There's plenty to be done.

Compared to the rest of Yea Forums, it is.

nobody is going to sleep with you no matter how much you beg, retard

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP HAVING FUN!! STOP IT!!! GAMES AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNNN, WE DON'T USE THAT WORD HEREEE!!!!!!

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I mean if you wanna talk backwater, moonshining, slack-jawed, PBR chugging, porch toilet, cousin-fuckers no one does it quite like Alabama.

>talking about a game coming out is shitposting
Go back to your smash threads tranny

You shut your whore mouth.

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Not as bad as Ohio

Gorilla Grodd.

>flooding Yea Forums with off-topic shit
Discord trannies on suicide watch

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F IS FOR FRIENDS THAT DO STUFF TOGETHER

>off-topic
>he doesn’t know

coffee and light beer

U IS FOR YOU AND ME

>actually getting mad

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Good point
If it wasn't so damn boring here, maybe I would

name 1

N IS FOR...

What did you say about Texas, punk?

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C is for cuckoldry.

nigger

>If it wasn't so damn boring here, maybe I would
Quail Springs Mall in Edmond is getting one of those Round1 Arcades soon, so that's something, at least.
also try going down to OKC/The Pasaeo sometime, there's some fucking good restaurants there

Allegedly, when the EA execs were talking to the lead SW designer, the execs said "FIFA brings in $1 billion a year. Where is your version of that?" And that just ended discussion entirely. Not related to this discussion, but i firmly believe the only reason Fallen Order "has no microtransactions" is because Disney ripped EA an asshole over battlefront 2's box fiasco and EA allegedly paid a lot for exclusivity rights and has to do something, anything, to recoup that money

cunny*

I'm Dirty Dan. AMA

If I ever decide to travel around more in the near future, will do. Because Tulsa mostly sucks ass

I'm Dirty Dan, who you really are?

What’s your favorite quote from the show, Yea Forums?

No, I'm Dirty Dan. AMA.

>local co-op
>on peecee
absolutely based

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NO SURVIIIIIVORS
WHEN YOU check these not-dubs

No I'm Dirty Dan!

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VR enabled Cunny RPG

Why do you get to be Dirty Dan?

Obligatory:
youtube.com/watch?v=AA6naFDgv6g

youtu.be/6u8f6pE69k0

Either the one about licking doorknobs on other planets, "this is a hotel", or pic related

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t. Pinhead Larry

>a fucking remake wins
The absolute state of the industry

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>You’ll never guess what I found in my sock last night!

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i'm 12 and whats this

Do you want to do it?

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>Donate to the children’s fund? Why? What have children ever done for me?

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>People talk loud when they want to sound smart, right?
CORRECT

How does the multiplayer work? Two Spongebobs at the same time?

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>Horde Mode

HOLY FUCK

gas yourself

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Probably having it to where it's spongebob, and someone else either playing as sandy or patrick depending on the level.

>I just don’t get it!
>I don’t either
>I just don’t get it!
>I don’t either

I've never played it but it seems you can pick between SpongeBob, Patrick, and Sandy, so they may have Squidward and Mr. Krabs as playable in multiplayer as well

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Guys. GUYS. You would not BELIEVE how excited I am for this. I've played the Heavy Iron duology, dabbled in Supersponge and also played Creature from the Krusty Krab. Out of all the Spongebob games I've played, nothing compares to Battle for Bikini Bottom, and even when separated from the IP, it's a solid ass fucking game on its own right. Tight platforming. Good visuals. Show-accurate writing. Fanservice up the wazoo. It's almost certainly in the top 10 best licensed games of all time. I love the game so much I've started several threads about it, caroused through the tcrf page several times, shitposted on SHiFT's livestreams, etc. I have been a die-hard Spongebob fan for years and this has been the greatest treat the franchise has ever gotten ever since the 1st movie came out all of those years ago.
So when the remake announced, I was eating lunch, and I fucking jittered like an autist when I saw the teaser trailer. Seeing the beautiful new style of the game, that lovely teaser trailer, and then checking the steam page to see that not only is the game getting a new multiplayer mode AND cut content reintroduced, shows that the developers know what they're fucking doing. This is almost a Sonic Mania-tier labor of love here, you have to understand. Years of begging have finally led up to this moment. This is our fucking game, bros.

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it's thq nordic
they'll find something to fuck up
theyre good idea, bad in practice people

Ok, "Dirty Dan," got a good torrent for seasons 1-3?

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>they're still mad

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So does this mean that Kelp Forest becomes even worse?

Lmao that file name.