what game lets me play as a capybara?
What game lets me play as a capybara?
A capybara.
>the top right panel
This hits me hard.
>you'll never come up to the river to get a drink of water and maybe play around a bit
>you'll never get friendly ducks and turtles to play with you and hang out
>you'll never swim with the turtles and frolic
How are Capybaras not extinct yet, considering how incredibly social they are towards literally everything?
How can one animal be so chill
>you'll never be a capybara and have a blissfully ignorant life consisting of simply chilling with litterally everything until you die
why live bros?
i want to frolic with the ducks bros
does dwarf fortress have capybara men? i forget, but it'd be trivial to write them in.
>tfw can run around as a capybard playing songs and dancing in taverns
>if you're good enough people actually join in and dance/sing with you
>you'll hear people discussing your latest piece all around you as you get a drink from the barkeep, grinning ear to ear
>can hire a bunch of hot elf backup dancers and perform your way to the demon king's court
>you then get torn to shreds because this is dwarf fortress and no one gets a happy ending
They're disgustign giant rats basically, they live in the filthiest most polluted urban rivers for instance.
Wow rude
reproduce like rats
who gives a shit about urban lol, 99% of life hasn't had urban
I can't remember if it's them or quokka that literally don't have a fear response because they have 0 natural predators and haven't evolved the need for it.
Also they're gamey as fuck so I don't think most predators even bother
They do have natural predators: the jaguar and the anaconda.
Geese have zero chill
That's a swan not a goose
Capybara Chronicles, a turn-based JRPG where you are a capybara that travels the world doing quests and helping fellow animals while you unravel a mystery that threatens to cover the world in normalcy and dumbtardation
Close enough, neither have any chill
>geese
That's a swan. But yeah, swans and geese are pretty much the same in terms of faggotry. They're the polar opposite of capybaras.
wow, fuck those animals.
Buncha cunts.
There's a gatcha phone game for incels with a hand full of characters for furfags with a capybara monk being one but I forgot what it's called.
would buy
There is no need to have a fear response towards things that are not dangerous. If the capybara has a few known dangers, then it can behave as if it is social towards everything else.
Cannot explain the croc picture though.
this
i once rode a swan into the sun, true story