IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING

THERE IS A GOD

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Spongebob ASSFAGGOTS confirmed

THQ is going to reveal three new games this week.

no fucking way

SPONEBOB IN SMASH
HOLY FUCK

>SIMPSONS BACK
>BANJO BACK
>SPONGEBOB BACK
WE'RE GOING HOME

>3 game remake of all the sponge bob games one one disk

New spongebob game? Nobody will buy that

IT'S HERE
youtube.com/watch?v=swQBJj251d4

youtube.com/watch?v=swQBJj251d4&feature=youtu.be

are we getting a remake of battle in bikini bottom

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?

SPONGEBOB COMING TO PC AND CONSOLES

Sweet

>implying

Is resetera still seething at THQ?

>doing an AMA at 8gag is as bad as raping a 8 year old

who the fuck cares about a Spongebob game?

We do live in the remaster era

lmao the whole eightchan debacle truly hasn't stuck to them.

feels good man

>spongebob returning to tv
>the voice actor is dead

WHAT'S HAPPENING TELL ME YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES

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PANTSBOB SQUARE SPONGE

getting this for my onex

BATTLE FOR BIKINI BOTTOM REMASTER OH MY GOD DREAMS DO COME TRUE

>no new games
>just remasters
why

Can't wait for it to be an Epic Store Exclusive

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that doesn't fit with the song

okay, this is epic

>no Steam mention
b-bros?

Saints row Reboot?

tom kenny is dead?

>spongebob games made by neo nazis
huh

>the voice actor is dead
Tom Kenny isn't dead, the series's creator is dead.

RESETERA BTFO

>the voice actor is dead
what? Tom Kenny's not dead

BATTLE FOR BIKINI BOTTOM REMASTERED
CONSOLES AND PC

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THQ Nordic's MO is to do things as cheaply as possible so they can break even.

MULTIPLAYER CONFIRMED

nvm i'm retarded. I thought he was also the VA.

EPIC STORE EXCLUSIVE CONFIRMED

>Battle for Bikini Bottom Re-Make

Oh please, yes.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

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FUCK YES

Read the fucking thread you retard.

Spongebob was always the most gay and obnoxious cartoon character as a kid and only those with the shittiest taste liked the show. Same goes for anyone that looks forward tot his dumb game.

This is a game not TV, Tom Kenny is alive, and some characters in the original game were voiced by cheaper impersonators anyway

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Will you still complain when the drop the Timesplitters trilogy remaster?

>Are you ready, kids? The cult classic is back, faithfully remade in spongetastic splendor! Play as SpongeBob, Patrick and Sandy and show the evil Plankton that crime pays even less than Mr. Krabs. Want to save Bikini Bottom from lots of rampant robots? Of course you do! Want to underpants bungee jump? Why wouldn’t you! Want to join forces in a brand new multiplayer mode? The battle is on!
>Multiplayer
BROS

While THQ "eightchanz" Nordic seem to be the only cocksuckers vile enough to take on GTA, that very over-edginess could turn the reboot into fringe cringe.

We are going to need a mod to overwrite the new souless voice acting, right?

WHEN ARE THE OTHER TWO ANNOUNCEMENTS

Timesplitters and Darksiders left.

SOMEONE ENHANCE

NIGGAS LOOK AT THE DESCRIPTION
IT SAYS MULTIPLAYER
OH FUCK FUCK

microsoft are gonna have an extended trailer of this during e3
microsoft already won

fucking BASED

WHERE
IS
DE BLOB 3
THQ
FOR FUCK'S SAKE

>pokemon direct
I sleep
>Battle for Bikini Bottom Remaster
Real shit?
>BRAND NEW MULTIPLAYER MODE
A S C E N D E D

Wait a fucking second. There's a fan remake of BFBB of the same name.
knowlife4.itch.io/bfbbhdr

Next 2 days.

>"pc"
This better mean it's not exclusive to one store.

IS IT CONFIRMED OR ARE YOU FAGS MEMEING

STOP PLAYING WITH MY HEART

BASED. POKÉMON BTFO!

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TRANNIES ON SUICIDE WATCH

What the fuck, do people actually want to play a Spongenbob video game?

It's real.

Honestly I hope the make as little changes as possible
New spongebob isn't just written worse than the original seasons, it looks and sounds worse as well

Weren't parts of the company unhappy with how the whole Metro thing went down?

It's real, there's a trailer.

IT'S REAL
youtu.be/swQBJj251d4

Back to Re.ddit

>Q
What did they mean by this?

I just hope they actually get the acutal Mr. Krabs this time

Look at THQ Nordic Twitter account. It's confirmed my friend

Lights camera pants??

seethe hard 2: seethe harder

>All consoles and PC

You have no reason not to buy it Yea Forums

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lmao, knowlife4 is going to off himself, THQ just threw his project in the fucking trash.

Is that Tak on the far right?

They won’t change the writing.

>kids that grew up with spongebob are now sharing our board

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Destroy All Humans has to be one of the 2 next games to be announced.

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SPONGEBOB JOINS THE FRAY

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As far as licensed games go, Battle for Bikini Bottom was a genuinely fun platformer. I could be remembering wrong but as a kid I always loved that over the lame movie game.

Yeah, I think THQ Nordic, the parent company, noted how Metro sold far better on consoles and they declined to give out any concrete sales figures. They did note though that their made back their dev/marketing costs.

TIMESPLITTERS FUCK YEAH

Yes, the mods have recently encouraged posters to bring up ‘THQ supports child porn!’ and ‘if you support THQ you support child porn!’ in every THQ thread.
Anyone who complains risk getting banned.
THQ threads are pretty much dead on resetera.

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A lot of their games are on both Steam and GOG.
The metro shitshow was deep silver's decision as far as I know the next saints row is going to be a shitshow too.

t.ranny

>implying they just now started sharing it

the fuck is wrong with his voice

SpongeBob for Smash Confirmed.

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>Are you ready, kids? The cult classic is back, faithfully remade in spongetastic splendor!
ITS A REMAKE NOT A REMASTER
>ITS A REMAKE NOT A REMASTER
ITS A REMAKE NOT A REMASTER
>ITS A REMAKE NOT A REMASTER
ITS A REMAKE NOT A REMASTER
>ITS A REMAKE NOT A REMASTER
ITS A REMAKE NOT A REMASTER
>ITS A REMAKE NOT A REMASTER

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Jellyfish Fields...

Home...

youtu.be/fz-Sstui9yc

Tom Kenny is old

>yfw 3D platformers are doing better now than they were 10 years ago

I know the writing won't change, but what I'm worried about is the voice acting and how it'll look

Nothing more sad than an old weeb

Yes, kek. It's ridiculous. I still don't understand why they aren't mad at respawn for their ama over there

Is battle for bikini bottom good? nearly bought it before when i was a wee lad but instead got jak and daxter 2.

>Timesplitters
dont fucking play with my heart user

if this happens it will singlehanded win e3

Spongebob Zoomers deserve death

Yes

This looks like shit desu

Isn't that forum almost dead anyway? With every banwave that I hear off and the retarded registy process only bots and a handful or retards can be left.

It's hard to really take what any dev/publisher has done in the past regarding stores with EGS being so new. That said, I don't think they're gonna have it be exclusive.

>epic doing e3
>not appearing at e3
game confirmed coming to ALL STORES!

Slightly better than Jak 1 and much better than Jak 2

It was a fun rental game, the kind that you always wanted to get, but they never always had.

OH SHID

Suck it boomer

>and the retarded registy process
kek sounds like you got fucking filtered.

>Saints row Reboot?
all I want is this

What's funny is I hated spongebob but loved the show.

He really is just a fag.

THQ WINS E3 WITHOUT EVEN GOING AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

most of the major sjw left for another site than shall not be named

FUUUUUCK

and/or a new one

Didn't they make the older Spongebob games for playstation? Are we getting a Spongebob snoy exclusive?

Reddit?

How the heck are they getting the liscensing rights for this stuff? What kind of richfag is running the new THQ?

yes, emulate it now
millennials like spongebob not zoomers

seethe, cope, dilate, have sex, hit the weights, gain height, get a clue

I'm 27 and grew up with Spongebob, I was 8 years old when the show came out

BATTLE FOR BIKINI BOTTOM

TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Yes. Did you ever get to play it? It's really the only good spongebob game

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Resetera is a blog site. People just blog on the gaming side. THQ should do some litigation against Resetera for muddling the Google searches if at all, it's probably illegal what Resetera involves itself. What makes it great though is that Resetera seethes when their outrage blog culture is ignored on Reddit/YouTube/everywhe else on the internet. No one gives a fuck about what those Resetera trannies say, they have no sway.

If anything Google should start removing Resetera from search results, they're unhinged lunatics.

I CAN'T SEE SHIT

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> Buzzwords
Nice try zoom zoom

why does it matter if MM and BB's VA's are dead? they dont really need to rerecord any lines other than Mr. Krabs

>backseat mod
lmao what a bunch of fucking spergs

>The people involved literally apologized hours afterwards.
>This isn't good enough, as resetera wants everyone who ever even considered that advertising to anyone who wrongthinks should constitute a lynching.
Christ.

Is this the first time a Licensed game was remastered?

no but most people till post there already.
It was talked about here for a bit then the jannies got mad and filtered the site name just to get people to fuck off. I think there was 5 threads about it, mostly Canadians, and that could be a wafiu thread.

BROS WTF

When was spongebob ever not popular here?

I dunno but they are based for letting me play all the games I'd see commercials for on Nick but never bought

youtube.com/watch?v=98Ma1ilajhg

We have the potential for a Saints Row: Five-O

I could do with a battle for bikini bottom remaster

i think its time to move on gramps
19 btw

Going senile already?

so one looks like either a pile of dead demons/monsters or the minions from overlord. No clue if thw owns overlord.

The other looks like two giatn industrial buildings on either side.

But from what i am guessing from my vage interpretation of these two images... it aint timesplitters boys...

>retarded mod thinks BFBB isn't video games

WE'RE HOME SPONGEBOBBROS
WE'RE HOME
NIW PLEASE ANNOUNCE NRW TIMESPLITTERS

wtf bro no?
millenials are the spongebob gen.

A lot of THQ's old licenses and IPs were dirt cheap when they died. Nordic games just picked up everything that wasn't sold immediately including the THQ name.

There was Return to Arkham

And? Are you supposed to be older and wiser or something? Stfu

The brats over at resetera are absolutely mad over this haha this fucking great

Literally this

Thats the problem with some crazies on the internet, they dont just want you to apologize, they want to full on ruin your life.

THQ-Nordic is the very definition of slow and steady wins the race. They slowly began acquiring the rights to lesser known IPs for cheap along with some smaller scale titles no one really cared for, but they do it just cheap enough that they always break even or profit, with the exception being Mystery of the Druids which apparently bombed.
Point being though is that they've done well enough to where they were full on able to acquire Deep Silver, and at this point will probably continue to grow thanks to making cheap A-AA games instead of expensive AAA games that probably cant even compete.

You're right. They'll pirate it.

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turtles in time reshelled.

>the whole Metro thing
Metro? Isn't that game like 10 years old?
What have I missed?

I hope so, SR anything

They're finally releasing Aquanox: Deep Descent?
Aquanox is underwater

BUTT PIRATE
BUTT PIRATE

TODD HOWARD!

overlord on the middle

Buying games supports the Jews

That's a good sign, epic is probably only letting epic exclusives be at the pc gaming show.

It’s just interesting to watch. He saw value in the THQ name so he’s using it for recognition. This guy bought all these dead IPs, even stuff outside of THQ like timesplitters. Then he picked up a bunch of tiny development teams. Then somehow he cut a new deal with Nickelodeon to get the rights to spongebob back so he can do this.

I think it’s cool to see some richfag throw all this money around (and acquire more through deals/loans) just so he can reincarnate an old company. They have a TON of games being developed right now. This could either be a trainwreck or breath of fresh air but all I know is I hope the new Destroy All Humans! game is good.

>remaster era
Yeah, it's been going for a few hundred years, now.

Where is this talk about Overlord coming from? Last I checked, Nordic has nothing do with with Triumph

I just hate that they pretend they want a better apology or something when what they really want is a firing, public shaming, tar and feathering, and maybe an execution if they're real lucky.

Metro Exodus

Had a Steam page for pre-orders, but became EGS exclusive shortly before release. Implications from conference calls seem to indicate everyone rushed to buy it on Steam for the short period between the EGS announcement and Steam being forced to remove it from sale and that it's had a disappointing stint on Epic.

Is Heavy Iron Studios developing it? I hope they are.

yes

they are extremely seething atm

It was not THQ decision to have it on epic.

Doubt the people currently running Sony would see any value in a sponge on game.

I didn’t realize they put out so many games already. Crazy.

if the "leak" ends up being real it will be shit

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Roberta Paulson

all they do is spam the child porn meme
you can go to cripplechan and you'll see 0 of it because all of the pedos were purged a long time ago.
ABSOLUTELY DELUSIONAL

I bet a load of those faggots will still go and fucking buy some of the games that get announced anyway even after crying endlessly about them.

I mean thats modern internet for you. Its all serious business now, despite what they try to say they just want to see someone they hate go down horribly.

Whats crazier is the THQ-Nordic supposedly has 40 games in development, according to some investor meeting. That's way more games than most AAA publishers have put out in a year, probably this entire console generation. Got to give them credit though, they're at least smart and know what they're doing since this business model works.

Purple Lamp Studios is made up of ex Heavy Iron Studios devs, so yes.

>battle for bikini bottom
its a fucking battle royale isn't it?

>This site can't be that bad
>Let's see what they have to say
>Thread full of people whining over 8ch
Kek.

No? They were multiplat across all three major 6th gen consoles from day one

B A S E D

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Oh, so it was part of THAT discussion. Okay.

Bottom line: Exclusives are for (console) plebs.
Best approach: Sell your game DRM-free for direct download on your own website, and also put it on the major stores.

next up

>people born after the year 2000 browsing Yea Forums
fug

also 5

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But why? what's the fucking point?

Redpill me on this game. Why do people think that it's good?

I hope that's not 100% real

forgot pic

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Let me guess, the owner of this alt Ultor will be BLUMPF

Red Faction and Timesplitters

>red faction
I wish

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It was a shockingly fun licenced platformer, especially for the time, plus if you were a fan at the time who grew up with it the amount of levels based around classic episodes was a treat.

I'd be Ok with this one, especially due to how it was made back before they ruined the show.

>solid platformer
>good writing and voicing (for the most part)
>nice art style for the graphics
>references to the show

Goldeneye

It was really decent and did a bang up job sticking to the shows locals and characters

This show was kino
youtu.be/c9NNhWIEv0Q

Wait a minute so this is there big remaster? Where the fuck is my Timesplitters?

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>Dane Vogel
>Don Incel

Google Red Faction Evolution

Day 1 pirate if true.

2 more games to be announced, you may be in luck user, stay tuned tomorrow and the day after

up your ass faggot

resetera.com/threads/thq-nordic-announces-spongebob-squarepants-battle-for-bikini-bottom-rehydrated-ps4-pc-xbox-one-nsw-see-staff-post.121058/

They’re losing it heheheh

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damn, that would be neato desu

Apart from Darksiders 3 and 4
And Biomutant
And Desperados 3

it's Timesplitters and DESTROY ALL HUMANS

kill yourself

>This company employs people who, at the very least, legitimize child porn and bigotry.

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Yes please, that or Creature from the Krusty Krab

I haven't lurked Yea Forums for a long time. What's the deal with resetera? Is that where all the neogafs migrated to?

Not likely considering the show is basically over.

god damn, one little thing and you're on these peoples shitlist for life

After the owner got #metoo'd the biggest SJWs of old neogaf left and formed resetera.

Current neogaf is somewhat bearable from what I've seen.

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WHAT IF THEY ADD UNSUED LEVELS AND CONCEPTS

>legitimize child porn and bigotry
based

Read the thread, there's more to come.

spongebob released in 1999 user, I was 8 at the time, now I'm almost 30.

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>it's made by Purple Lamp Studios

Pretty good news

Kids that grew up with Halo are now 20 or so too.

Nigger

>Unsued levels
The actual state of the law.

>Spongebob creator dies
>suddenly a new game

hmmmm...

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ResetEra was basically made after NeoGaf fucking tore itself apart over the admin being a creepo. Then they migrated to Era which turned into a shitfest ecochamber that makes Orwell and Bradbury cry in their graves.
Ignore them entirely and at best just laugh at them. They are legitimately a minority of stupid morons who nobody should care nor listen to.

Spongebob is two decades old now. Fuck off, I'm not getting off your lawn grandpa.

Wow, why do they hate it so much? I'm elated by this announcement. The next two will be some combination of Destroy All Humans and either Timesplitters or Red Faction.

>no gameplay shown
I'm worried. The original game played shockingly well for a licensed title. I hope they don't change anything. Except for getting the proper voice actors.

>Tfw BFBB remake happened after Mermaid Man's voice actor died.

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Well mr. Krabs voiced and mocapped hank in Detroit so maybe hes up for it

Because a new game would be shit

It's average.

We are going home bros.

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I never played Battle for Bikini Bottom, but I did play Revenge of the Flying Dutchman.
Should I be excited? I can't recall being too impressed with the one I played.

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>They actually did it
BASED

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This game is hella great bro.
Especially when compared to revenge of the Flying Dutchman

Someone there said 99.999% for normalfags don't even know what the fuck 8gag nor the whole AMA thing was about.

Black pill is getting to them

Barnacle Boy's voice actor just died too

Revenge is trash. Battle for Bikini Bottom isn't a masterpiece but it is a really enjoyable platformer that is definitely worth checking out if you're into the genre. You'll definitely get more out of it if you are or were a fan of Spongbob, but it's perfectly enjoyable even without that connection. I highly recommend finding a used copy and checking it out.

You should be moderately excited. Battle for Bikini bottom was a lot better imo than revenge of the flying dutchman. Of course, since it's a remake, it may not be as good as the original. If it is though, then yes, absolutely be excited.

It might be harder now that you're going in as an adult, but Bikini Bottom is one of the best licensed games.

Based Austrians

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This...so much this!!!

FUCKING GOD DAMNIT

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>they're both dead
fuck this gay Earth

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If you were 10 when it came out you're 30 today.

Its a remake of a platformer, not a new game. They multiplayer mode they added might be one though, but it isn't the whole game.

the time for the remaster has come

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Speaking as a 30-year old, you are far too old for this site.

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Ah cool, I'll head on over to 8ch where I can discuss these ongoing events : ^ )

Darksiders and destroy all humans

>be at friends place
>play battle for bikini bottom
>tell my mom I want a SpongeBob game for Christmas
>get lights camera pants
>still have fun
Good times.

>the madmen actually did it
What a time to be alive.

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>Goldeneye
That is a blant remake user

That is like 80% of the board bruh

instead of lame bait make some quality posts or dont make any

Well to be fair that 8 year old was going to become a gender studies student so them getting emotionally damaged didn't change anything.

LCP was cool if only for having a version of each scene where each character got the part.

Darksiders 4: Spongebob returns. I'm hyped.

It just means the game wont be a steam exclusive on pc.

don't do this to me user

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>cs:gou
wew

WE ARE READY, THQ NORDIC

WE LOVE YOU, THQ NORDIC

PLZ SHOW US SOMETHING AWESOME!

seething trannies hate everything that is wholesome and good in the world

What have they done?

so what's the deal with the infinity~chan AMA. I was confused by their decision to do it but I forgot about it shortly afterwards. it seems like the ResetEra guys are still absolutely seething about it though.

8gag has gained this reputation of "ebil 4jan wid child born". Funny thing is that I didn't see that when I went to check on the AMA.

That's it.
THQ decided to to an AMA on 8ch instead of ResetEra's echochamber so now they are eternally booty blasted about it.

Reminder that the Any% run for BFBB is down to 51 minutes!
youtube.com/watch?v=mH6qMPVqYLw&t=3254s
I think NG+ is down to around 42?

I CLAPPED
I CLAPPED WHEN HE MADE THE POSE.

Took that anons enhance and went further, fuck knows what it is.

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Wait
WAIT

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ENHANCE

resetera is so fucking pathetic, haha. seething, dumb assholes. just look at them. embarrassing!

long live THQ Nordic!!

Timesplitters 1/2 remaster of course.

how is THQ so based
we're also getting destroy all humans, holy fuck

sounds based to me

agreed. this is the truth.

anons, h-haha, please, stop repeating this joke
I wouldn't be able to contain myself were they to announce that publically

THQ Nordic is unironically /our guys/ and based as fuck, eat shit trannies.

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Is 2 a new Darksiders?
God I hope so but I don't see it.

>Is 2 a new Darksiders?
I hope not 2 was a downgrade from the first and the 3rd completely shit the bed.

these people aren't real, right? it's all a government conspiracy to see how people react to 'truly emotional damaged "people" right?

HIS TURN

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Left is probably Darksiders.

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stop trying to make me remember this

>multiplayer mode

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It's great
It looked like absolute crap and it was soulless, so the remake will definitely be objectively better unless they fuck the mechanics and physics

shut the fuck up boomer

I am still mad. Please dont

>DarkStalkers5
who wants this?

shut up granpa

It was published by THQ Nordic, therefore it is automatically trash in their eyes.

STRIFE NEEDS HIS GAME

user i beg you fot the love of god do NOT get my hopes up

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youtube.com/watch?v=-m2fVWj99x4

resetera on suicide watch

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I do.

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They know child porn is banned here right? Its literally one of the only rules

How do they not know how insane they sound? How can you lack that much self awareness?

Here
youtu.be/swQBJj251d4

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>no trannies shitting up the multiplayer
Nice. Looks like the n-word is back on the quickchat.

zoom zoom

Spongebob is a 20 year old show.

wh40k dark crusade remaster

PLEASE PUT TAK ON PC OR AT LEAST TAK 2

>Darkstalker 5
uh I do

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quite based

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remake soulstorm so it doesn't suck
official ultimate apocalypse expansion

>attacking
seriously. is this site real?

You do know Tom Kenny has been voicing Spongbob for 20 years now, right? People get old you know.

the banned guy is right, though.

no

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I did until 3 now they can fuck off.

ResetEra jannies are worse than ours
absolute mental cases

Every banned guy is right.

Reminder for everyone that this game exists before that teaser was released
youtu.be/T_pn8I9TiOY

This guy's right, maybe Resetera isn't so bad after a-
>Banned

To be fair, the PC version was a shitty minigame collection.

Dawn of War is owned by Relic which is owned by Sega and they don't give a ratling's ass about 40k.

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There is like 5 layers of asspulling going on here. Hope the dude is packing some hemorrhoid creme with all the asspulling he is doing.

How nice of THQ to make a game for all the children
That means there's nobody on Yea Forums who is going to play it and thus we won't have threads about it, right?

Is it this year or 2020?

This better be a true Dawn of War game you fucking assholes.

>attacking

How the fuck does that place not know that they sound like insane individuals. What are these people like in real life? How do they walk outside?

don't get my hopes up like that
I would shit bricks

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We got jannies from there too, they just can't go full hitler here

Even Yea Forums loves Seasons 1-3 Spongebob and they typically hate 99.99% anything animated that come outside of Japan.

>kids
I'm 25 years old, gramps.

>ground up remake instead of just upping the resolution
It's gonna be soulless

s-sure

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thread theme

youtube.com/watch?v=6E5m_XtCX3c

dilate

What kind of Yea Forums do you go to?

have sex

>made by some no name studio and not the original dev team
It's gonna be shit isn't it

Was neogaf ever this bad?

seethe

I really hope not, but I guess we shall see when they show gameplay footage.

BING BING BOOOOOOONG BING BING

I saw some people saying it's made up of ex-Heavy Iron employees so it might be fine

gg ez

Unironically no, in fact ever since resetera trannies moved out of neogaf it's like a giant weight was lifted from the "sane" neogaf people and they all breathed the hugest sigh of relief like they weren't slaves or under watch anymore.

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The one that isn't filled with Mexicans

are we gonna get gameplay footage soon? The tweet sounds like they aren't gonna show it at E3
>Who lives in a pineapple under the sea but isn’t coming to E3?
twitter.com/THQNordic/status/1136271457988808704?s=09

RESETERA IS SUCH A DISGUSTING PLACE, LOLMAO!

Aren’t you late for the early bird special gramps?

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>spongebob

zoom zoom pathetic zoomers lmao

Why are you so angry?

Heavy Iron doesn't even exist anymore

You will NEVER pass.

In little more than 3 months people that weren't alive on 911 are officially old enough to browse Yea Forums.

It got real popular over the past two years.

>series came out in 1999.
Nigger that's 20 years ago. I'm in my late 20s now and I grew up watching spongebob. If you're in your 30s you shouldnt be here anymore

>Post on pedonazi website
>Also make kids game
based

They got the rights to the IP a while ago. It's happening, user.

New Yea Forums board for people who are 30 or older when?

Nothing wrong with it, there's just been an influx of spongebob memes, swear the retards came here from twitter

...

Yes, because they hate the idea that people of the opposite political persuasion would be able to get access to publishers/attention/influence. It's pure jealousy.
They're on a power trip and they wanted a firing as a flex and a warning to everyone else never to associate with the chans. THQNordic didn't concede and they're butthurt from being told no.
The AA space has been mostly barren, so THQNordic and Focus Home have been smart in targeting it. Problem is that they sell AA games at AAA prices, but at least it means they don't have ridiculous sales expectations from ballooned budgets.

Yes they do
heavyiron.games/news/

test

nigga spongebob is literally 20 years old and predates the gen Z generation

proof?

most of the staff that did BFBB don't work there anymore and work at Purple Lamp Studios

>shitting on Tom Kenny's performance because "muh 4+Yea Forums controversy"
Pieces of garbage, the whole lot of them.

someone post the version of this image where it's all questionmarked so we can compare the Spongebob section to it's blanked counterpart, that might help us figure this out.

SO YEAH I'M A ZOOMER! AND I'M ALSO CRINGY, AND BLUEPILLED, AND A SEETHING TRANNY! BUT MOST OF ALL, I'M! I'M! I'M...!

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Can't they get sued for that?

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On what grounds?

not angry. i'm just surprised. it's fucking funny to see a place being so retarded.

lmao

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I'm confused, how the fuck did he get to the point of atechan from a fucking licensed game reboot?

Boomer > Zoomer > Millennial

A NIGGER

Defamation.

From what I've gathered, resetera hates THQ Nordic for doing a AMA on 8gag at one point.

blessed timeline
fuck sonicfags

Making too much sense is the number one thing people get banned for in that hellhole. Sometimes I wonder how they still have users who aren't banned.

resetera could get sued for slander, yes.

Then Yea Forums would be swimming in lawsuits

>people calling for all discussion of THQ games to be permanently banned
Holy mother of seething

I'd love for THQ to have someone on the legal time look up which laws Resetera is violating and sue the fuck out of them. They got the purse to bring the admins to court at least and drag them out of their basement. Gaming as a whole would improve without those SJW cunts demanding censorship of games, Japanese publishers somehow think Resetera bitching means its a majority of Westerners who want censorship.

>Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
The mods are almost completely hands-off here, but they certainly don't go encouraging us to engage in libel.

DESTROY ALL HUMANS FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST!!!!

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No, because nothing anyone says on this site has any effect on anything outside it, so there aren't any damages anyone can claim. Same reason resetera avoids a lawsuit.

defamation of character, I've seen people get sued for less. Calling someone a pedophile with zero proof and going around actually convincing people that a innocent is a pedophile which can get you killed in most countries can actually land you in serious trouble.

how much is it gonna cost Yea Forums?

I think calling a company pedophiles non-stop and making yourself appear on Google searches would put you in the spotlight for lawyers to sue you. I'm sure Disney wouldn't like someone running a big site calling them pedophiles and having that appear as a top Google result.

>timesplitters

My dick would go critical mass

these seething assholes on resetera are too stupid to understand that

I think that's being revealed at E3, pls don't make me wait for TimeSplitters

They think THQ endorses child porn because Baitchan has child porn and they did an AMA on Baitchan. Imagine telling them wackjobs that buying whatever clothing brand or their Apple phones endorses child slavery and labor farms. They would be very quick to say how that's completely different.

Shrek super slam remastered confirmed.

The year is 2401. Humankind finds itself locked in a mortal struggle with the TimeSplitters, an evil race of creatures bent on the destruction of the entire human race. Using the power of the time crystals they travel through out history, pushing humanity to the very brink of extinction.

With resistance weakening, our last hope lies with a small ship speeding towards Earth. Onboard are nine stolen time crystals, intended to power the time machine constructed by Earth's finest scientists.

The plan: to travel back in time, find the source of the time crystals and destroy them all, ending the war before it ever began.

>can get you killed in most countries
>most countries
The US...and?

Anywhere in the northern hemisphere.

If by "kill" you mean "make your life a living hell", sure, but "kill" in the literal sense? Nah.

A mob of angry parents will kill, much in the style of the mob marching up to Dracula's castle with torches and pitchforks.

>could've had a TimeSplitters remaster
>instead we get a remake of some generic Cartoon Network cash grab

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here's a (you) but jeez work on your baits

But, isn't ResetEra a pedophile website?

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>wanting a remake of anything done by modern Sonic Team
Why are some people so stupid.

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That dev time could've gone towards a game that's actually good, instead of cashing in on a zoomer meme. THQ Nordic is sitting on a pile of great IPs but they're only interested in scoring points with ironic Twitter shitposters.

here's a (you) but jeez work on your baits

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i hope this means we're getting a new one that isn't weak garbage
Spongebob Odyssey with explorable Atlantis world please

kino
glad they did this

As much as I want a Sonic Adventure remake, it is guaranteed to be soulless trash that doesn't do justice to the original. Want proof? Here's the port to Steam they claimed was faithful to the Dreamcast version (it was actually a port of a port of the gamecube port, so it looks even worse than the Gamecube's version).

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Adventure is a super early 3D platformer and carries an atmosphere of that type of thing with it. The Sonic Team that exists now doesn't have it in them to recreate it and I'm not sure anyone does.

Solution:
Adventure series collection (Adventure 1+2, Heroes+Shadow) for PS4, XB1 and Switch.

We will see. If they decide to make it epic exclusive they're gonna lost even more people.

New Gothic?

store.steampowered.com/app/969990/SpongeBob_SquarePants_Battle_for_Bikini_Bottom__Rehydrated/
Yeah sure, whatever you say pal

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Ok I stand corrected.

>I can't hear you!
I CAN'T SEE YOU!

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1.- he's right, the world doesnt need more stores, and Epic has no place.

2.- are those screens artwork only? cuz if so, it seems they arent really that confident in the game if they arent showing actual footage.

>inb4 E3.

not all teased games before E3 have footage, it is a rare occurence, yes, but its there.

>Restored content that was cut from the original game like the Robo Squidward boss fight and more

Fucking BASED

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stream that film if you're so great
don't be a faggot I haven't seen it in around a year

>no timesplitters

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I would not be opposed to that, actually.

Nah, they said they aren't going to E3, also yeah, it has the sponge out of the water artsyle so its safe to assume its the actual graphics

i could believe it from the Jellyfish King screen, but the SB, Pat and Sandy screens look like composite clipart.

something feels off there.

Where's the stream user?

REMAKE FEATURES
Faithful remake of one of the best SpongeBob games ever created
High-end visuals, modern resolutions and carefully polished gameplay
Brand new horde mode multiplayer for up to two players, online and splitscreen
Restored content that was cut from the original game like the Robo Squidward boss fight and more

Wait, so they are redoing the graphics, it won't be just upscale?

Aren't there two more announcements to come?

this looks ludo as fuck

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>Robo-Squidward confirmed
Spongekino is back on the menu boys

I was kind of ehhh on the art-style at first, but if this is how the game is going to look, then fuck me it looks good.

The fucking curated their own game

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Nothing wrong with sucking your own cock if you could do it. Change my mind.

I'm not complaining, its super cute

>thread's autosaging
yet a bunch of Trigger licensed shit stayed up for weeks
fuck jannies

the entire page atm is hilarious

>too young to remember BFBB

good job outing yourself at being in your late 30s boomer retard
go get a job or pension or something

SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom Rehydrated Announced

>backseat mod
Never heard this term but holy fuck does it describe so many faggots on Yea Forums

Leftists and trannies in particular are well known for being overwhelmingly petty and vindictive.

this. modern Sonic Team are a bunch of lazy bastards who are working on a minimal budget to make Sonic games

Wow, THQ is bringing the HYPE!!

If you don't follow the rules you'll be moderated

wait what is this

fuck off newfag

crypto-smash threads should be bannable

Codemasters own the rights of Overlord, I have doubts they would let their IP to THQ, even trought it's not a racing IP

Please yes for the love of god, i'm still salty as fuck for Fellowship of Evil

I just want Elex 2
Need my fill of eurojank

if he still ended up banned for -that- with being polite and all, then shouldve use "My scanner indicates your past experience left you permanently butthurt, get some ice faggot" and result would be the same

Gen z starts in 1995/96 you regard

>Are you ready, manchildren?

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VICTORY SCREECH

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Triggered manchild

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Sonic really doesn't need any remakes. They need to get their shit together and deliver a new game.

>A Multi million monies corporation fishing for children on social media

Battle for Bikini Bottom, obviously.

manchildren*
ftfy

>I cant hear you!
>SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!!!
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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dilate

Don't worry. I think you're based

CP isnt real and you cant prove otherwise

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Made this in MSPaint.

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have sex

Why would you even know what dilate is? Played yourself faggot

It's in development and it'll be done when it's done. What more do you need to know?

based and coralpilled

Im sure all the girls are lining up to have sex with a manchild who still gets excited over spongebob games

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Your math is wrong. You're like 30

you do own a copy of the original, right?

OOOOOOOOOOHHHH
IT'S TIME TO SPLIT

>Implying anyone here actually played it

Neogaf was just as dogshit, but no. Resetera is unironically worse. I don't know how it's possible.

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>virgin wojak poster vs Chad SpongeBob fan

NICK COLLECTION WHEN

WE NEED ALL THE PLATFORMERS. PARTY GAMES GET THEIR OWN PACK

THQ needs to take that cancelled MUCHA LUCHA ps2 game and revive it

kneel

They are, I offer them spongebob stickers and invite them back to my van

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thq nordic has been unironically pretty based for quite a while

Please.

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Who the fuck cares about THQ or a fucking sponge bob game?

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zoom zoom

shut your whore mouth, the ps2 nick games were based

>guy hyped for a SpongeBob game calling others zoomer

>half of the thread is calling a guy a boomer and you think you can call someone a zoomer

>new Diablo and new Battlefield
fucking hype.

I’m 30

>bfbb is nearly 16 years old
>spongebob is legit over 20 years old now

legitimately spongebob is older than most people making zoomer posts

>n-no u
i said go dilate

based and redpilled roster pick

I love you

Now there is a literal real reason to post the Squilliam edits

spongebob never stopped airing and never replaced a voice actor

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they still pretend not, openly defending pedophilia or ephebophilia is cause for ban.