You told me I had to play every Kingdom Hearts gamu before I play KH3...

You told me I had to play every Kingdom Hearts gamu before I play KH3, and I just watched Re:Coded and I didn't learn anything. It's just a bunch of meaningless data drivel about hurt feelings and re-re-re-used assets.

The other entries have godawful writing but this time I genuinely feel like I lost brain cells.

Seriously? What was the point? The events of CoM are real and impact the Organization in KH2, and 358/2 Days introduces that boring waifu and fleshes out the Org, but what was Coded? What was the point? Why did it get put in the HD collection if it's as plot-important as some child's Kingdom Hearts 1 themed birthday party?

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>and fleshes out the Org
Does it though?

Let's just say that before watching it I couldn't pair every name with every face and after I could.
The DS version of Days did them much better service, I hear.

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>you just have to watch Re:Coded
Thank fuck. I'm only 1/3 done Birth by Sleep.

In any case Coded was just meant to set up Sora's motivation in 3. It was made solely to show what was on the letter Mickey sent and explain why Sora is doing DDD and 3 when his contract was up 3 games ago.

Why does this series have so many OCs when it's just a Disney/FF wank game anyway

You're missing out on the 2nd best combat in the series.

Don't worry m8, Terra's is the worst and longest section by far. Also has the hardest bosses.

I guess, but Data Sora doesn't come back, right? So the shit about muh hurt and muh gotta save all the dead characters is just for the audience and, I guess, Mickey?

KH story is literally dA fanfiction tier. Idk why anyone would willingly invest into that drivel.

Nostalgia and good music

Actually Re:coded added most bizarre element to whole franchise, so called "book of prophecies". Both uncanny religiously themed item and connection to the Kingdom Hearts χ.

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I did Ventus first. I'm on Terra now.

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Oh yeah, that was weird. By the way, at what point am I supposed to watch the Back Cover thing? Between 0.2 and 3? Or between DDD and 0.2?

Either way you know how the melding crap works and how to quickly get Magic Haste and Once More/Second Chance.

No, I get the appeal of the games. But the story, literally shut your brain off, it’s all nonsense anyway.

I am also only up to BBS, wondering when the whole KH story is supposed to go off the rails. Everything has been reasonably easy to follow, and there's nothing particularly weird about BBS except that it doesn't obviously tie into the other games yet outside of keyblades existing and Ventus looking like Roxas.

Recoded is probably the least important overall. The only really important aspects are maleficent fucking around, and the idea that even data can grow a heart. It's basically just to tie into mobile game shenanigans with the book of prophecy and creating worlds from data.

That's the appeal for me. I love crazy nonsensical anime shit like that. If you take it seriously, I feel like you're not able to enjoy it as much as you could. Shit like Xigbar saying he's already part Xehanort and Sora just saying THAT'S NUTS is still hilarious to me.

Dream Drop is probably where things really get stupid, and it's almost entirely because time travel is stupid.

Sorry you experienced that.
Yeah, it's filler.

I'm only invested in the story for the characters desu

If you ever go and actually watch anime, you'll learn how absolutely fucking boring Kingdom Hearts is paced and written, how nothing happens for 90% of each game, how the worldbuilding is fucked, and even minor stuff like how the cadence of dialogue if permanently stilted and how in cutscenes the characters are never given business and just stand in place most of the time. Feels very static, very artificial.

>wondering when the whole KH story is supposed to go off the rails
Dream Drop Distance and everything related to the mobile game

Pretty sure they tell him about all of it before DDD.

Before 0.2 and 3 will be fine

The fact is it was (somewhat) fun playing through the spin offs as they came out but there’s too much shit too bother with if you’re wanting to play them all for the first time now. Just play the 3 mainline ones and watch a YouTube video for the story between 2 and 3. The DS ones were basically reskins if each other with new stories but BBS was pretty good. You’ll just be visiting the same shit over and over if you play them one after the other.

>BBS was pretty good
Doubt

I don't really care about any of that. KH is the stupid kind of fun. That's all I was talking about.

>I don't really care about any of that
Yeah, I'm sure the stupid fun of Kingdom Hearts would just be totally ruined if characters did more than just stand rooted to the ground when talking in a cutscene.

I didn't say that it would be?

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Then you do care

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>people are still doing this to them selves even though kh3 was a train wreck

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The people who haven't played it yet dont know that.