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yea they're too cute

I'd take her flower nahmsayin' :^)

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CANON

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Maybe they'll have a country wide referendum to rectify it.

Built for deflowering(if you know, what I mean).

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I'll be pissed if they actually change her face.

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Wait she is not a whore? I always thought she was one when I was a kid. Like a flower is a one-time fuck ticket. How else would she make a living in the slums? Why would anyone buy a flower in the slums if not for sex? I imagined her to be the whore with a heart of gold kind of thing. Which was nice enough, I still loved her back in the days.

I WANT TO HAVE SEX FUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Why didnt they show Tifa?

I still prefer Tifa, even though Aerith's ass is supposed to be gigantic.

Because Tifa will reveal her Tifas at E3.

They'll dedicate her to one trailer.

Have sex

Aerith-san...

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Obviously not.

>Aeristh.png
Will the remake finally solve one of the biggest dilemma of this century?

>a cup coworker bent over today
>could BARELY see her tiddys because even though they should have been visible, there are barely any mounds

cringe or BASED?

I don't get the whole "flower girl = prostitute" argument, she can make a living selling flowers because it is a world where most never leave the hyper industrial city to see nature, which is rapidly being destroyed by the corporations
It is like wood was valuable in ancient Egypt because there was so little of it compared to in Europe

Who cares.
What's important is why didn't they show Sephiroth.

Flower = vagina. Case closed.

I noticed the pattern if girl is pretty people assume that she's a whore instantly.

Because you never show the main attraction too early.

Wood = boner. Case closed.

Sephiroth is trash, you fucking gayass

>best villain ever
>trash
yikes

It's just a joke, user. You're only supposed to think that at the very first encounter, and then when you find her at the church she explains how that's the only spot in Midgar where those flowers grow and they are super rare. Then she sells them to the creeps hanging around outside the Honey Bee Inn for hundreds of gil (except Johnny, iirc she only charges him 1 gil) because she's a hustler, not a prostitute. It's only meant to give you the impression that she's a tough girl who knows how to handle herself in the slums, nothing else.

kek

> this mamaboi is the best villain ever
that's not Grahf/Lacan

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Instead of remaking VII they should've remade Xenogears.

>still no any form of VIII remake
reeeeeeeeeee

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Maybe they'll change it such that Aerith sells Popsicles in this version, and popsicle = penis.

they couldn't finish it in the first time, what are you expect them to do now?

why would you want a remake of a bad game?

And what, Cloud falls and lands in her freezer? That's silly. You're silly.

They'll change it so she offers to suck cocks for money but maybe that'll be too on the nose.

Stop calling her a prostitute.

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ok so she sells Vacuum Cleaners in this version?

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>Everybody waiting for the Tifa reveal to jack off to
>Im waiting for the RedXIII reveal
>Probably wont see it until the end of the Midgar episode

smal tite is nice too

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What's the matter Muhammad? Too much skin?

She's like "Oi mate, fancy a suck?"

Fuck those are some nice tits.

Flatties are based

P E R K Y

Completely flat is just a waste of time. There has to be at least something.

...why do I get more turned on by a vidya girl boobage than a random thot on ig flaunting her goods? Weird.

because if she has giant tits resetera will REEEEE and if she has small tits Yea Forums will scream censorship. It's a lose lose situation.

Too short.

>Why didnt they show Tifa?
it's going to take a LONG time for them to finish rendering those tiddies

This confirms that aeriTH is the ass girl.

Because you care more about Aeris than some random thot on instagram. It's not weird.

Because when you see a thot you see the rotting and degeneracy in their soul.

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Now that's an adequate size for a girl like aeris.

to make it better you moron, you fucking spastic, you inbred mongolian, remakes of bad games should be higher priority than remakes of games that were already good

Aerith looks so fucking cute. Jesse does too.
I can't wait to see Tifa, Yuffie and Elena.
Hell, maybe they'll even put best girl Cissnei into the remake.

>Bad
Well if 6 is bad then even the best FF game is bad which is not a good sign for the series

Imagine the mods.

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No one was talking about 6 retard

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Don't post 6 while talking about 8 then fucktard, who fully reads posts?

>judging a post by the reaction image it has attached
This post is about FF15

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You think they'll do character trailers?
I really want to see more of her.

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based

tifa will be amazing

omfg nice small tit

>slum girl selling flowers
>knows people who frequent the honey bee inn
>wants your d because you seem like someone else
>wants the other persons d really jk
Fuck her and her shit arc

>the girl wearing a decent clothes is the slut
>the girl wearing like a slut is the pure one
Really makes you think in 1997

Idiots.

People calling tifa pure are memeing or simply waifufagging user.
They are literally both sluts and made for sex

And some more idiots.

In 2025 the reality will be:
>streetwalkers wear nice modest clothes showing as little skin as possible
>normal women wear practically string bikini to every occasion

It's like that one anime girl comparison where the slutty school girl is innocent and pure while the well-dressed, proper looking girl is the whore because she knows purity is hot.

Most people are literally made for sex, but you're obviously an exception.

>DFC
BASED AF

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Ouch.

>tfw big dick but no gf or trap to kneel in its shadow as I hold a light directly above for photogenic reasons

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Recovering my hope for this place

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So you agree that they are literally made (especially aerith) for sex.
Good.

I need a gf

Zack was the one who gave her the idea of selling the flowers from the church in CC.
That's all it is.

Of course, they are people. Sexuality is a dimension on the same level as eating.
A person that doesn't feel a sex drive is akin to someone that doesn't feel hunger.

CC isn't canon to VIIR though

source: your ass

But I want to read about genesis in a random journal entry in hojos lab
Then I want to see the hair eating cutscene play so everyone can gag like I did

To people like me, sex is a dimension closer to going to space, or walking on the moon. I know it's possible cause other people have done it but I also know it's never happening to me.

The closer you accept it the better it gets. I don't mind living my life without ever setting foot on the moon.

inb4 Have sex

*gives you a womb blowjob*

Sorry you gave up before figuring the way out of the maze.

Your waifu is a hooker, buddy. Deal with it.

It's much better for every single FFVII characterization, including Zack's and excluding Shuriken's, to consider CC noncanon.

>hair eating cutscene
?

CC Zack is the greatest character in any (3D) Final Fantasy though.

Crisis Core was a weird game

There's only circumstantial evidence and an accidental official word against it, so to make the story and her better everyone should personally believe she's a prostitute. I have since my third playthrough and she's the best girl.

Yeah I suppose that's why the writers specifically address her as a maiden in her official novelization

I wanna cum inside her ancient pussy

yikes

She has no ass either in the Remake, since we see that from her sitting position at the start. Her body is a disgrace.

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I want to cuddle her. I want her to pamper me.

No, that can be sidestepped by "Maiden of the night" type of poetic licence. What can't be sidestepped is her being a virgin, when Red XIII is to mate with her.

Also I just realized I should've added the words "for it" after circumstantial evidence for clarity's sake.

>FF VIII
>bad
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Posted byu/baddev88
3 years ago
I'm a hardcore FF8 fan.

I'm a hardcore FF8 fan, so many times I would even try to escape reality with lucid dreaming, I would be in Balamb Garden where I would often train with Zell in the training center and help Selphie with the Garden Festival, but one day as I was talking to Selphie, we went to my dormitory for a private talk. She immediately said, "You know you could live with us forever.." I gave her a confused look and she continued, "We understand that you live on earth and you REALLY wish to live here". I then said "How..How did you know?" She then giggled and said "Because we've been watching you, silly!"

This was a dream come true and I almost cried right there. She then said, "I talked with Headmaster Cid and he agreed that you would be PERFECT for SeeD, you just have to do...one thing". She then held my hand and looked deep into my eyes and said "...You have to kill yourself for the transfer to work correctly." I then gave her some questions, "How long do I have before the deal expires?" She then said "Cid said 3 months.." I added by saying "What's the most painless way?..." She giggled again, "Suicide will require pain buuut...if you want it quick...Get a gun and a nice shot to the head works.

I then agreed and she gave me a kiss on the forehead, "I know this will be tough but once it's over and done, you'll get to live here!" I then woke up and this was last week and i purchased a gun. I might actually kill myself because that dream just felt too real to be fake and my life isn't doing so grand.

I wish

FUCK I ENDED UP COPYING STUFF FROM REDDIT PLEASE DELETE IT NOW

It's an old european thing. Young flower girls were working for prostitution rings.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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AHAHAHAHAHA LOOK AT THIS DUDE

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Is she supposed to be old? Because she looks like she's in her 30s

Worst ff girl, god she was annoying

imagine the SFM porn once that model gets datamined

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22. More than most FF girls. Then again Locke is 25 and looks 16 in Dissidia, so why are they now trying to hold a better standard?

I MADE A MISTAKE LEAVE ME ALONE

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Nobody gives a shit about your samefagging, take the hint

The term you're looking for is "once her model is ripped".

I'm still waiting for SC6.

should i buy the og game on my switch?

buy it on every platform

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It's nice, but it also has built in cheats. A recent patch fixed the transitions between gameplay and cutscenes.

No, it didn't age well and it's a chore to play