The town made him stupid

Anderson, please.

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I don't own a switch but shouldn't you just use the shit near the circle as a guide? Like stay between the three cactus in the back, don't go behind the three bushes or in front of the single one. Are you timed as well because if not then you don't need to rush when the arrows are gone.

youtube.com/watch?v=0lhy9QnBHmo

What happened in the podcast? I don't have time to listen to it now.

that's a painting.

Yes, but Hamsteson isn't smart enough to do that.
Which is why Yea Forums worships him so much and says his opinion matters.

I'm hearing conflicting reports

Why do we hate him?

>Which is why Yea Forums worships him so much and says his opinion matters.
Where?

His Mario Odyssey video was shilled to hell and back, people still suck his dick over it.

Matt compliments Mecha's grill and something very yaoi happens

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Things you simply wouldn't believe

post his novel excerpts

He was just a literal who before the Odyssey video, right?

>He released it for free
>It's really good as well
Owen is a treasure and we don't deserve him.

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Yes, but he played his cards well and sonygaf swallowed it easily.

Holy kek

>Why is that good?
EVERYTIME
EVERY FUCKING GODDAMN TIME
I CAN ACCEPT THAT SOMEONE IS WRONG, I CAN ACCEPT THAT YOU JUST NOT PAY ATTENTION DURING THE ENTIRE THING AND DON'T GET IT
I CAN'T STAND THIS FUCKING SHIT WHERE PEOPLE CAN'T ADMIT THAT THEY WERE WRONG AND JUST KEEP PRETENDING THAT THEY'RE ALWAYS RIGHT AND HOLD THE BETTER OPINION NO MATTER WHAT
I CAN'T BELIEVE SOMEONE IS THIS MUCH OF A FAGGOT HOLY FUCK

Why do people listen to this sophist, nothing he's said is revelatory, he's literally IGN tier, but his reviews are short story size.

>Matthew is a lot more popular that I am, so most people who want to hear this aren't interested in me, so they can all listen for free
Owen...

>His Mario Odyssey video was shilled to hell and back,
It was shitposting directed at nint*ddlers, thank you for outing yourself as one.

because long = smart to retards here.
But in reality, it's mostly sonygaf shilling him and his odyssey video.
If you don't believe me, you will never see anybody saying something positive about him outside of sucking of that vid.

LOL, only retards actually believe that.
Yea Forums ate that shit up, people still quote it to say hamsterson is a genius

hamsterson

>Yea Forums ate that shit up, people still quote it to say hamsterson is a genius
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>I only pretended to shill his videos I swear!
Ironic shilling is still shilling

the fuck

I only show up to these threads to see exerpts from Hamsterman's novels.

>Yea Forums ate that shit up, people still quote it to enrage shitch fags
ftfy

Perhaps even a massive faggot

Still shilling, and it still made Yea Forums donate hundreds of dollars to his patreon.

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>Still shilling
Sure
>it still made Yea Forums donate hundreds of dollars to his patreon.
Nah, he got popular enough that he got a following on Reddit.

LOL, the most generic snoyfag reply I have ever seen.
You shilled him for months and fell for his trap, just admit it.

Have incel

How do people unironically watch and enjoy this autist? He's incapable of truncating and articulating his thoughts in a timely manner, and instead has to break down the minutia to get across a point, and in doing so he wastes everyones time. Literally the worst long form analysis videos I've ever seen.

>The best argument snoyfags can come up with when not sucking their beloved god hamstersons dick
LOL

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Cope seether

He's right ;_;

>>The best argument snoyfags can come up with when not sucking their beloved god hamstersons dick
LMFAO

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>sonyfags worship this man
How can one fanbase fall so far?

he's no masterpiece

72%?

Uhhhh, have cope sex? Seeth sex? wait what would that even mean

Did you know 47% of statistics are just pulled from people's asses?

Did you ever aks yourself why snoyfags shill hamsterson so much?
Because those are unironic fags, and they wanna fuck this

I love the snoyfags development.
It went from
>this man is a GENIUS, holy shit he's the fucking best
>Nintendo DESTORYED by FACTS and LOGIC!
to
>well, he isn't that great, but his odyssey video is a masterpiece
and then
>He might be a retard, but the Odyssey review is the one exception, I swear!!

And now
>we never shilled for him, it was totally ironic I swear!

He can be a retard and statistically right, you know. Shitty post, not even worth a moon.

>Skyrim is the best Elder Scrolls game
>btw I didn't play the others :)

>it has begun again
LOL, how to you COPE with that now?

Roger pulled up by on the metal curb. It was made of metal because of an electrical system that had replaced gutters. He got out of the car and said, "I've got to kill the cyber dragon."
"But how will we kill him?" asked Peter. Peter was his little brother and also his partner in the army. He was also the first to hear about the cyber dragon, so he was an expert on his kind. Peter was also a guy who wanted to go out and do his own thing but needed a partner for success. Peter said, "We should ask the other team the same question."
"What kind of question is that?" asked the Cyber Dragon. "What's your name?"
"I would like to go out to go and find my true love," said Peter, knowing that he already knew the answer. "We would see a woman who has become a cyborg who is very beautiful. I thought about giving that to her, but I couldn't bring myself to give it to you."
"That's not really a question," said the Cyber Dragon. "You are already married, the child is an infant and the daughter is young."
"What about your children?" asked Peter. "I don't know what you've done with them."
The Cyber Dragon shook his head and said, "I don't know anything about them."