Just a reminder that Pokémon is literally starting E3 TODAY
Just a reminder that Pokémon is literally starting E3 TODAY
nobody cares virgin
I care, turbo virgin
go to sleep incel
Have fun
What time?
Yea Forums is gonna turn into /vp2/
I hope they show more info about the waifu gacha game. It's the only thing I care about.
1h 30m from now.
who cares, this series hasn't been worth anyone's time since 2008
Hopefully we'll see the legendaries.
This better be worth waking up early.
Yawn. Hopefully it'll show actual competence this time. Im not hype at all. And I used to play the shit out of all the gens and make living dexes, breed for stuff, play online..
Whatever just show me smtv instead.
OH BOY MORE OF THE SAME
GET HYPE POKE/v/ROS I HOPE YOU CAN CATCH A NEW NOT-PIKACHU
Did they say how long the Direct was going to be?
Roughly 15 minutes youtube.com
6 hours PST
Any idea how long it is?
Read the fucking thread
Why? You already know they'll be groudon/rayquaza style plastic armor covered dinosaurs.
One will be lean and offensive cause sword and the other will be bulky and defensive cause shield.
i hope this is intentional
I'm hoping they're more like knights
>armored mewtwo
yawwwn
Who oatmeal breakfast here? I like it THICC and usually smother a layer of pb over the top with some granola. Yum.
Sword should be an armor covered stag with swords for horns
Just another reminder that pokefags are legitimately retarded and they are going to like all the literal shit they show
They're gonna be lazy as fuck with like the tiniest bit of knight, like having the feather head thing, and your fat worthless virgin neet ass will eat it up for 89.99 plus tip
>another Masuda game
Yawn
I meant to make something with Ricotta cheese, but the damn thing tasted like a sharpie pen, so I went with the usual strawberry cream cheese bagel
I had a massive pot of chili stewing overnight. Gonna be eating that over the next few days, including breakfast.
About 4 inches
milk or water? with water, yeah I use pb for a bit of extra creaminess/flavour, with milk i don't bother
I buy it, since Pokemon is now Digimon. I thought the next gimmick would be Pokemon fusing with their trainer though.
Give me a countdown
I mean, if youre gonna call it all shit before you've even seen it, I think anything you'll see will look bad to you. Cynicism breeds more cynicism
ohmori's directing it though not masuda. lgpe was his last game.
that's worse though
>When you want the shits all day every day
>89.99
>Not 0.00
You didnt even know the fag was working on it beforehand so how the fuck can you even have a preemptive opinion
>everyone on the internet is the same person
Also I can have a preemptive opinion based on his past work and the state of recent pokemon games in general
I hope you fags like Pokemon: Giantess Fetish edition
>Pokemon today
>KH3 DLC tease or full announcement Sat night
>Tifa tease of full reveal Sun night
All I want is pokemon saying it's name with scottish dialect
>PICKER'CHUU
Who /drinking/ here?
Iceborne already started E3 though
Reminder that the game looks like fucking shit
Like a game made during the Wii or PS2 era. Hell, maybe even GameCube.
It will start in 40 minutes
I use a mixture of water and almond milk. The water is to keep the oatmeal from overheating/exploding in the microwave.
Kinda hyped.
I would love that desu
Any idea how long it is?
>fire/electric telephone pole bird
What even the fuck is that?
>Masuda
worse, it's ohmori
Tigrex has beautiful eyes.
it literally says how long it is on the title card
Looks almost like DQ8 or something. That's not a bad thing, it's a big step up from Let's Go
15 minutes it says it on stream
Nigga it's 8:30 AM
Earthquake bait.
>thinking GF even gives a damn anymore
>american education
HOW
THE
FUCK
CAN ANY OF YOU STILL WANT NEW POKEMON GAMES? IT'S SO FUCKING STALE MY GOD.
YOU MUST HAVE AUTISM TO STILL PLAY NEW ENTRIES IN THIS FRANCHISE.
>he gets the shits from eating anything that isn't white bread, steak, or velveeta
i just want the new designs for porn
I wouldn't say so.
If anything, ignoring everything else about the game and its "grid" for a moment and purely visually speaking, Let's Go looks better.
Its very clean 3d look actually looks better than the garbage "kids first try at realistic water" Sword and Shield have, accompanied by their laughably bad trees, textures, bad cel shading and weird shadows.
took the words out of my mouth
Stop liking what I don’t like!
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I just want the new Pokémon gacha to be released
Filter subhuman tripfags
Do not reply to subhuman tripfags
So it's a Nintendo game
Plenty of other Switch nintendo games look way better. So no.
It's because GF knows their fans will eat up anything.
Fuck off newfag
>gacha
More like gay-cha hahaha gottem.
ayooo
*smacks lips
where are we watching it Yea Forums? give a nigga some links
I don't really care that the games aren't technically impressive, so long as the design aspects are still solid.
That being said, it's gonna be hallways with interesting things out of your reach, just like S/M. That picture you posted? All that shit in the background? Completely fucking untouchable. This shit is inexcusable, why do the japanese hacks love to do this shit, why don't they just hire a SINGLE level designer.
I've never owned one before. I never had a nintendo handheld.
post favorite pokies
I mean it's their first full 3d game so it's expected to not look amazing. I don't think the cell shading, if you can call it that, looks too bad
That's alpha footage. Nintendo's games always look better at release.
Donuts
Pokémon games don't.
Early SM trainers had really rough fps and so did the game at launch.
What you see is what you get.
Does that mean it needs a report card too?
>I thought the next gimmick would be Pokemon fusing with their trainer though
Technically that was already done, albeit not in the games
>tfw fridge is dying, so I can't get any milk for my oatmeal until the new one arrives
This is a console game though. It's not limited by power like the old games.
5 and it's smash newcomer
Hopefully they show more waifus
Oatmeal sounds amazing. I use water but I add my own maple and brown sugar.
But it's limited by Gamefreak.
I have never completed a Pokemon game. AMA
Need a 5 user?
Why do you think anyone gives a shit?
Same here. Are you a girl? Are you cute? Are you located somewhere in or near Glasgow?
Im special because i dont involve in popular media
Why aren't you running while you still can?
you aight, whiteboi
please let sobble have a good final from
let grookey have a shit one and scorchbunny have a shit one
its water starter time to shine
>PS2 era. Hell, maybe even GameCube.
What's the difference?
No im a pajeet. You dont wanna be near me
It's cute that you think the only thing holding back GameFreak from making amazing looking games is the power of the console they were on
I stopped playing after 4. i only keep up with Pokemon for the porn
Nah, your special because your mother drank while you were in her belly
Limmy is that you
fpbp
a lot of these aren't on my list, but it's still very good user :)
here's your 5
What people are excepting this time ?
95% chances that it's going to be the same bullshit as ever.
... I have 5% of hope left
>ask female streamer that spends thousands of dollars a year on pokemon merch and has a vast collection on pokemon figures if they're going to watch the pokemon direct
>"sorry but i dont let my viewers decide what i do on stream i do what i will enjoy, sorry. yeah my viewers have no input on what i stream because its my stream haha."
fuck you dumb bitch fake ass gamer slut
More of her!
Route 1 mons
Professors
Legendaries
Gimmick of the week
MH6 when?
Or is it naive for me to think we could get a good monster hunter game again after what GU and World did to the series?
have sex
I expect to be disappointed
>megas still exist
>z moves still exist in some form
>even more gimmick shit
>focus on stupid "soccer" stadiums or whatever
>main girl is already kinda ugly and shit compared to what we got previously
>cuck getting upset that the girl scamming him for donations doesn't give a shit about him
Honestly the only reason I'm watching ic cause I stayed up all night to prepare for my graveyard shift tomorrow. I expect nothing except to be disappointed yet again by GF
Ever since I got a Larvesta I fell in love with it.
Volcaronabros WW@?
hello fellow gojijra/kaiju bro
>these shadows
I followed MH from console to console. But I won't follow them into the world of casuals.
False user, E3 started with Death Stranding
Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me.
How were the 3DS games not fully 3D?
i dont donate just fap
why would you want to watch some bint watch the direct instead of watching it yourself?
Anyone else just here for the slim chance of a new PMD? Who the fuck cares about mainline Pokémon after Gen 2?
i really wish limmy didn't make me so uncomfortable
Giantesses
millions of people
It's gonna be the same generic checklist bullshit
>Reveal of the new NotRattata and NotPidgey
>NotOak professor
>plastic dinosaur boxart shit cause everything must look like rayquaza and Groudon now
>Armored Pokemon are the new overpowered gimmick. It's only given to the usual shillmons like Mewtwo or Charizard
>NO FOLLOWING POKEMON EVEN THOUGH THE LAST GAME HAD IT
Same.
I probably won't even but Iceborne unless some of my friends are getting it but they're also kinda not into it.
So who expects new megas?
I just want a new Pokemon Colosseum type game.
I don't know if I can get myself really hyped for pokémon anymore.
31 years old now and already the last few pokemon games I played just a little bit before putting them away.
Just don't feel it anymore.
not just a cuck but a poorfag cuck as well
Your arguments would be more valid if it wasnt a copypasta
Thanks!
Gamefreak absorbed most of Genius Senority after PBR so that's not happening.
So Direct when?
Don't prey on my hopes user
This is pretty much spot on and exactly what it'll be.
ALL I WANT
LITERALLY ALL I WANT
IS FOR FUCKING FOLLOWING POKEMON TO NOT BE REMOVED AGAIN
THEY CAN BE LAZY ON ANYTHING ELSE JUST FUCKING KEEP THAT. THEY EVEN HAVE THE WALKING ANIMATIONS FOR ALL POKEMON
HOW FUCKED AM I BROS?
Gamefreak couldn't even get a remake of Kanto to run at a solid 30fps.
I typed that list up retard.
>Soccer stadiums
Can we please go back to gyms
SOON
BABY COME BACK
please don't be bad... please be as good as Gen 4/5...
not gonna happen hwait pigu, coding it is beri exspensivu
>please don't be bad...
>please be as good as Gen 4
Which one is it?
glazed donuts sound really good right about now
Gamefreak better not be lazy again.
Will we get following pokemon bros?
Anyone playing the old games?
Using the original Red to help myself learn basic Japanese
the transition from handheld to switch was too scary :O
we had to remove all the features!!! :D
This and diamond and pearl had the best second screen
No you didnt, ive seen the same descriptions before.
Based
The gen 4/5 director is not involved with Sword Shield. It's the Gen 6/7 guy aka the game is gonna be shit
I don't like emulating handheld games on pc.
>Directed by Ohmori, director of the gen 6/7 games.
Don't have hope user, it will betray you in the end.
>tfw already hate the scottish/english setting
kinda bleh desu
Gen 4 and 5 were the peak, brainlet.
Fireden pulls up nothing, so you're lying. And either way it's a correct list. Gamefreak use a checklist to make these generic games. It's like a mindless machine designs them.
In 6 more hours
Gen 4 is too slow.
Is it because you're a daft cunt, mate?
i hope the london analogue is just miserable
I totally get that, wish my old GBC still worked. Feels ok using a controller though.
I already hate it, so if I come out not hating it more, I will be pleasantly surprised.
>nerf Gengar
I'm still mad
Never played X and Y. What made this so great? I really liked diamond and pearl's second screen.
>better repost my fake weeb list
>7 minutes
Poketto monsuta no sekaihe youkoso!
Only in terms of gameplay mechanics towards the end of the gens. Black/White 1 and Diamond/ Pearl are shit user. They both took a different director to save them with the Sequels and Platinum.
HGSS and Platinum are masterpieces, now be quiet.
What is even the point of the youtube live chat
The legendaries are going to be wolves. The new gimmick is.. giant pokemon. You can go to 'rifts' with other players like a raid to fight these giant pokemon too.
Get ready to be disappointed.
Don’t forget this is forever the waiting music for any Nintendo direct
youtu.be
Only D/P. HG/SS and Pt are part of gen 4
Who here /already made up their mind that it's going to be shit/?
I have.
They're even bringing back decades worth of hacked and genned shitmons instead of starting with a clean state and having a fresh start by ditching old pokebank.
Plus they have yet to go back on their stupid z move idea.
Real time online thingy, no need to go to the retarded plaza
Give me my sexy twink femboy soccer evolution.
I, for one, think it looks great.
Visible EVs and not needing pokemon centers for multiplayer.
to drop redpills on normies
"Ahem"
Wobbuffet Wobbu Wob Wob
Wobbuf Wob Wob Wobbuffet
Wob Wob Woooooooobuffet
Switch revision will be revealed too in this Direct.
5 minutes
>Saving a lot of data...
None of the gen 4 games made any improvements to the engines.
Cope.
gay
E3 bb
Nobody can read shit there
>caring about pokemon
>calls others turbo virgins
Ah...
What’s the point of ANY live chat. It’s literal garbage spewing out faster than you can even process. If it’s not a meme (which is a stretch to call them that even), then it’s a one-word reaction written ASAP.
Makes sense, its going to be a downgraded switch though not an upgrade
>Big games take longer to safe unlike games like R/B/Y which barely have any content
No shit
guys the new gimmick is GIANT POKEMON. YOU'RE GOING TO BE DISAPPOINTED AS FUCK GET READY
Great that you recognize the small ツ takes on the "property" of the following character, but ヘ is actually pronounced "e" when used as a marker.
Learning through a game is really fun
Because it was the best online any Pokemon game has ever had, solely due to how convenient it was.
You didn't need to go to some arbitrary in-game location, you didn't need to plan with friends beforehand (since you could see whether they were playing or not), and you could do anything from it; trading, battles, whatever.
So since it was such an immense step forward, obviously Gamefreak had to cut it for Gen 7, because no Gen can have the same good thing twice in a row.
If you want following mons, just play Digimon
Bong bong.
yeah but youtube is somehow even worse
I am from 30 minutes into the future. Are you all ready for Pocket Monster Hunter?
I like that even the japanese wont put up with their shit anymore, and they're typically the ones think us westerners negatively overreact.
And if there's one group of people japanese devs actually pay attention to feedback from, it's other japanese.
Gives me just a little hope that nintendo is cracking the whip on them to make them actually try.
more slags
Man, if it wasn't for being able to bring your pokemon up through the game I probably would lose half my sentimental attachment to the series overnight.
I've had some of my pokemon for super long time, my oldest pokemon is almost 15 years old.
Then why didn't gen 5 have this issue?
But Id love that
Cope with what user? You're not making any sense.
Wow you sure pnwd that noob gamer!
I already play Digikino. Survive when
d&p sucks faggot
I think the only thing that would convince me to absolutely buy this is some sort of real-time coop (locally or with a separate switch). Let’s go doesn’t count
へぇぇぇ~
>I just want to keep bringing that cool hacked rayquaza I got ages ago into every new game I play and destroy every gym with zero effort! It's so cool and fun! lol
Archeops!
>2 minutes
>when you read Yea Forums for 3 minutes then check the Youtube stream and the viewer count jumped by 50,000
You could leave a custom message like for a preferred tier and people would battle you in it.
A notification sound when trades appeared.
Cute things like birthday wishes, seeing peoples preferred hatchers, seeing what people were doing.
Replaced with plaza thats a pain to load up each time.
It's only for tiny streamers that get like 20 viewers.
who would be the pokemon that followed you outside of their pokeball if pokemon were real
You take that back you ironic shitter
The fuck is that red thing sticking out of the chest
>hmmm. what if, pokemon were giant this time!
>bright idea! not even a child could come up with that!
are you serious? well, good for you then because you're getting that lol
What are pokemon badges for faggot?
Im ready to hate it
STOP MAKING REMAKES OF GEN 1 REMAKE OTHER GENS THAT ARE BETTER REEEEEEE
I've never played pokemon - are you talking about you getting one of the same name and species each game, or literally the same pokemon imported from one game to another for 15 years?
You remind me of the guy who posted that piranha plant would be in smash in the direct thread, so I'm gonna believe you.
Please tell me there will be lots of cute giantesses too.
which stream has japanese with eng subs, I know some eu country has that instead of dumb american dubbed
Taking this opportunity to remind you fat, old virgins that this is a game for children and you are no longer Nintendo's target audience.
When you shit your pants in rage over the "bad" pokemon designs and generic rehash game design, please remember that they have been doing this for 20 years and it works well because children never stop being shit out their mommas juice hole.
>youtube stream
>Happy pride! Trans Rights!
Nintendofags, explain yourselves. Truth is revealed, you are the most faggot fanbase.
you sound like you're projecting a little, user
Archive link?
>haha lol sometimes he doesn't even listen to me and just decides what to do on his own!
ITS STARTING ITS STARTING ITS STARTING ITS STARTING ITS STARTING ITS STARTING ITS STARTING ITS STARTING ITS STARTING ITS STARTING ITS STARTING ITS STARTING ITS STARTING ITS STARTING ITS STARTING ITS STARTING ITS STARTING ITS STARTING ITS STARTING ITS STARTING ITS STARTING ITS STARTING ITS STARTING ITS STARTING ITS STARTING ITS STARTING ITS STARTING ITS STARTING ITS STARTING ITS STARTING ITS STARTING ITS STARTING ITS STARTING ITS STARTING ITS STARTING ITS STARTING ITS STARTING ITS STARTING ITS STARTING ITS STARTING ITS STARTING ITS STARTING ITS STARTING ITS STARTING ITS STARTING
NOW
Hopefully we get the release date this E3
>IT'S STARTING
The latter
>people are now spamming trans rights after posting the link here
What the hell man
HES DISGUSTING
nope. its just totem pokemon but bigger i guess
who cares?
>it's just another wojak
MORE SCALIES
HAPPENING!
>mfw realizing people play mainline without difficulty hacks
Fuck
IT'S STARTING
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
His peenus weenus of course!
>fps issues still the same as back in the trailer
LOL
O
L
POKÉSHIT IS DEAD
>rival is black
>THAT MUSIC
CRINGE
NEW LEAK INBOUND. There is going to be a companion device called Pokemon Breeder Pro. Insert your own semen to mate with certain mons in game. The higher the sperm count, the closer to maxed out IVs you obtain. I'm so excited, I'm going no-fap in anticipation
the fuck is this gay music
>Vocals
>fist bump Scorbunny
Best starter
nice fps
oooooh
KARATE JEAN RENO
The fuck is that cringe music?
>first opponent is a nigger
sasuga bongland
I’m down
Roaming Pokemon
Oh thank god.
>that song
AHAHAHAHA
Lifelight 2.0 sucks.
Yeah, I think Pokemon's back
that looked pretty open world
WAKE ME UP
OPEN WORLD ENVIRONMENTS WITH VISIBLE POMKEMON
AAAAAHHH
Looks good. Fuck the graphicwhores.
>giant pokémon
god that is a lame gimmick
that is so fucking lame I am speechless
>pokemon is now kaiju
Thats a big ball
What the hell are you all talking about? This song is amazing.
HOLY SHIT IT LOOKS SO GOOD
JESUS WE GODZILLA NOW BOYS N' GIRLS
ALSO FIFA WHAT THE FUCK
4u
It's shit Red Dead Redemption 2 has so much better graphics
>gigachad with babyface
>Little boy head with meathead body.
>gamecube graphics
Wow I kinda hate the animations once again
my stream has already crashed 3 times
>Kaiju Pokemon
based..
>tfw giant pokemon are my fetish
>omg it's like pokémon but they are big lol
It's over
Shitfreak is finished
BEEG RAICHU
kys
i have no idea how to feel about kaiju pokemon but i dont think i like it
dead on fucking arrival confirmed rofl
yikes
good thing i gave up on pokeshit
>MAGIKARP KING OF THE MONSTERS
UHHHHHHHHH
BIG IF TRUE
Giant Lopunny
Thanks I loved it
God dammit, they are going the faggot Go route and having the Pokemon appear on the field. Nuzlocking fucking ruined, preorder cancelled!
Would you fuck a pokemon Yea Forums? Which one?
did you rike it?
that's neat
Overworld actually looks good
Big pokemon looks shit
hi, I have the easiest job in the world
They did what people wanted.
lets go
Nintendo wins again baby.
I knew there'd be some weird gimmick. That open world aspect I loved though
>giant pokemon
IT'S REAL FOOTBALL POKEMON
Raid Boss
Hi, I'm anonymous from Yea Forums.
Pokemon is dead.
Wow you werent kidding
Tell us more secrets
wtf is this shit
Shit gimmick
they made all the pokemon godzilla sized
the absolute madmen
What an awful song.
IT LOOKS LIKE FUCKING GARBAGE DUDE.
The giant leak was real LOL
Leak-kun was right, fuck
>multiplayer raid bosses
>some pokemon show up on the overworld
>super ultra hologram giant pokemon
neet
I HATE IT.
DO YOU FAGGOTS WANT MORE OPEN WORLD CRAP? OH YOU WANT MORE OPEN WORLD CRAP. BEHOLD, BREATH OF THE WI--- I MEAN POKEMANG!
More size art!!
you
>they turned pokemon into kaiju fights, one of my favourite things
Fuck... i might be suffering from a case of the hype...
Holy shit, is that a raid battle? That would be awesome.
GIANT GARDEVOIR!
i like it
You've been able to keep the exact same pokemon transferred down through the games since RSE and it retains most of their features, ORAS even gave you a special certificate for it
I still have my contest pokemon from Ruby, I don't battle with her, I just keep her for sentimental value because I've had her for more than half of my life
>giant wailord
>hey janny
POKEMON OF THE WILD
This had to be a 3ds game right? Those terrain textures are so bad.
Ok, the visible pokemon is a fine change, but the Kaiju shit is weird
WHITEU PIGGU
Fucking cringe shit
And kinda in Detective Pikachu spoilers
ITS TIME FOR LOTS MORE POKEVORE PORN LADS
anyone else keep losing connection to the stream?
>director is a gaijing
>pokemon look like shit
Pokemon ruined for ever
bring on the sheep fucker jokes
>WOO IN LOO
>it looks like garbage wah wah wah
>goes on to sell ten+ million copies
i dont even play pokemon anymore but im looking forward to shitting on you fags
>literally my mum's sheep
Ah so thats why pokemon designs suck now
A fucking gaijin is making them
Fucking absolute chad talking rn
>Wooloo
I wanna fuck it
>wolololololo
>literally pokemon go
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NORF
so is this fuck responsible for the shit tier pokemon design in the last 3 gens
>Pooloo
>a jew designed a jewish sheep
wooloo a cute
God the FOOTBAAAAALL motif is cringy as fuck
sheep is cute as fuck though
Galar region pokemon looking GOOOODD
>literally a sheep
WEWLEW
Also we already have a sheep pokemon...
A
FUCKING
SHEEP
the new pokemon look pretty good if im being honest
>shittier mareep
Please don't tell me this is the entirety of Nintendo's E3.....
Please don't tell me there dedicating an entire E3 to a single game again....fucking please...
This is a Pokémon in 2019.
This guy "worked" on the game. July release date confirmed
>literally a sheep
This is so stupid, it's unbelievable. Who fucking cares about giant pokemon. Change the combat so it's enjoyable, ala Pokemon generations. We STILL won't be able to catch them all either.
Same
DREDNAW NEW FAVORITE POKEMON
>Wew, loo
dredmaw a cute
I honestly don't know what to feel right now. It looks pretty good but I haven't played a pokemon game since ruby/sapphire.
>Wooloo
WOOLOO
FUCKING
WOOLOO
WOOLOO WOOLOO FUCKING WOOLOO
CUTE
this guy wearing a fucking yeezy shirt on nintendo direct
>Giant Gardevoir waifufags
>Norf FC is a literal gym
corviknight is based
>Rabbit pokemon
Why would you think that, Pokemon Company always does it's own stuff from Nintendo?
>britain
>bite pokemon
OI U GOT A LOICINSE FOR THEM THOSE SHARP TEEF
>sheep pokemon
Reminder that this gaijin is behind creating pokemon such as this one
>badass bird
>is a taxi
excuse me?
Corviknight lookin' kinda cool ngl
What the fuck.
this guy is hot
Holy shit wait, Pokemon can evolve wtf?
>more cotton
The crow is cool
PICK THE ELDEGOSS WHITEY
IT'S TIME FOR REPARATIONS
My god he sounds so bored. Get someone else with more energy!
raven nigga is cool
BIG BRAIN EVOLUTION
Based gaijin saving pokemon
did you know pokemon can evolve?
Why is he talking so slow?
Since when did they let a gaijin design pokemans?
>worse jumpluff
youtube.com/watch?v=n70AgNDh6qg
>now
THAT EVOLUTION IS FUCKING SHIT
These Pokémon look pretty good. I guess Gen 3-5 was just a huge slump for designs.
I think he's supposed to be trying to evoke Attenborough
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLOOOOOOOOOO
Honestly these designs are gay
>giant wailords
If Gamefreak keeps getting the same things wrong, then criticizing them through copypasta is fine.
FIRE THE GAIJING ALREADY HOLY SHIT
GIVE ME THE STARTER EVOS AND NOT THUIS CRAP
>my mom's sheep
>my plant is a sheep
How many other sheep pokemon will there be
All his designs are kino and capture that gen 1 feel.
the song is fucking awful I dont think Japan is going to like this one too much
>Axew is back
awwww yeah
>wild area
>shitty mareep, whimsicott and honchcrow
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wild area
WILD AREA
JAPANESE CHAD > BRITISH NEET
For the average pokemon fan, of course.
>wild area
jee guys how long did it take for you to come up with that
GOLURK AND STEELIX AND BE CAUGHT
>level scaling
fucking yikes
shes so fucking cute
DYNAMAX
>OPEN WORLD
OPEN WORLD
>OPEN WORLD
OPEN WORLD
>OPEN WORLD
OPEN WORLD
>those 15fps while rotating the camera
>3 FUCKING DIMENSIONS
can we see something real
So the lazy nips can translate, based English translators don’t need it slowed down
They made this a proper RPG. What the fuck
DYNAMAX
Should have used the BotW engine
I can't fucking wait to explore those shitty empty areas.
Corviknight looks cool
>DYNAMAXING
it's shit
For translators to translate into Japanese. Japs are speaking relatively slow too
DYNAMAX
Dynamax this dick, Gamefreak
>dynamax
sounds like a sti
Did they just do a botw piano sample lmao
AAAAAAAAAAA CAMERA CONTROL IN THE WILD AREAS
MY AUTISM IS SATISFIED
ok what the FUCK is this giant pokemon shit
>dynamaxing
>your pokemon will never dynamax and bully you
MAKE MY POCKET MONSTER GROOOOOOOOW
megadynamax Z move rah rah rah so epic
IWOOOOOOOWWWW
MY DICK IS DYNAMAXING
>dynamaxing
HAHAHA
>dynamaxing
what the hell m8
DYNAMAX???
IWAO IT'S SHIT SORRY BUD
dynamax sounds like a camera company
MUCHA LUCHA, MUCHA LUCHA
GIGANTE!
>the graphics of that fruit tree
The fuck
>literally bloatmaxxing your pokemon
macrofags are all flipping their shit rn
I want to die-namax
Dynamax sounds like such a garbage mechanic, holy shit
Who comes up with this shit
Literally shaggy Flabébé
Creating megaevolutions is too tiresome bro, let's just enlarge them LMAO.
CAMERA CONTROL! That fps though...
yo what the fuck game freak
Just imagine the porn
Oh look, another half-baked gimmick.
Okay so how is dynamax different from mega evolution
>HE DOESN'T DYNAMAXX
WE OUT HERE DOING BAD SHIT NIGGA
fucking failed miserably.
It seems like working with gamefreak sucked him out of all his life force turning him into a lazy prick like masuda and the rest of the company
RAIDING
POST FAT CYNTHIA TITTIES YOU HOMOS
dynamaxing is the fucking dumbest shit i've ever seen
>Raids
thanks i hate it
RAID BATTLES IN MY POKEMON
Raid battles?
Thats cool
YOURE OUTDATED
So basically it's Mega Evoluion, except GF is too lazy to make original designs
BRAVO
We wow now
>3 round buff that makes your attacks stronger
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
man I wish so much this idn't look like a fucking 3DS game
I want a dynamax Steenee to step on me
Don't talk to me or my son ever again
>additional accessories may be required for multiplayer
hope you guys are ready for a 60 dollar dynagear(tm)
>mega evolutions
>z moves
>now there's gigamaxing
why can't there at least be just one, this is fucking retarded
>GTS Weavile
O-Oh
thats what i thought instantly.
Why is there a white dude as the art director? Um.... Japan? HELLO?!
>open world -> 10/10
>randomly generated area is called "wild area" -> 4/10
-> BEEG YOSHI POKEMON 3/10
But i guess Drednaw looks okay.
dynamax gardevoir in 3...2...1...
GimmickFreak does it again!
>DYNAMAX BEWEAR
>when you raiding and the retard dynamaxes a magikarp
>another centralizing gimmick of battles
So we have megas, Z moves and now the giantification fetish, great
>RAIDS
>what if we used the resize tool
WOW A NEW FEATURE
only lasts 3 turns
GF doesnt have to actually come up with a new design
>don't mind me, just dynamaxing this bitch
Alright, how the fuck do we do raid battles? Do I have to find anons in my area or around the globe?
It's similar but it's not as retarded as mega evolution.
Each geen-ra-shun needs to bee you-neek, gaijin
they didn't have to design anything new for it
ONLINE RAIDING HOLY SHIT
NINTENDO WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>its shit
gigamax will probably for that mode only
>soccer related
im excited
RAIDS BUT OK I GUESS
>why are there new mechanics REEEEE
We all know you'd be tearing what's left of your hair out if there wasn't anything new.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
NEW WAIFUUUU
CYNTHIA IS DONE
LEON FUCK MY SISTER
There is an even edgier Armor Mewtwo in the new upcoming Pokemon movie.
>every gen we need a new gimmick that we forget about a year later
I LOVE THIS CHAD
Literally my mom's Jumpluff
literally a shitty version of pokemon GO
>nufreak is turning pokemon from a comfy single player adventure to literal world of warcraft
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I HAVE NO FRIIIIEEEEEEEEEENDS
>Doing raids with 12 year olds.
I need to get friends.
what the fuck is this design
>Engl*sh region
>champion is a nigger
>all those gimmicks
that's gonna be a BIG yikes from me chief
why can't we have something more classical
I wish none of those existed.
God I just lost all hope for Pokémon
>lol look at the z move of my mega evolved dynamax'd salamence so cool!
>dynamax Wailord
WHY CANT GAMEFREAK JUST MAKE FUCKING GOOD CHARACTER DESIGNS FUCK
THEYRE ALL SO FUCKING UGLY OVERDESIGNED SHITS
leon is the worst character design in a game this year
Make a new thread
>first character introduced is the champ
Yo what the fuck
C'MON LEON SCORE SOME FACKING GOALS
That's an electric sheep while this is just a regular sheep
it was shown in gym battles already tho
THIS NIGGA
THIS NIGGA NAME IS HOPE
HAHAHAHAHA
Looks like Diantha will no longer be the worse champion.
>rival is a muslim
AYYY
So we finally have a name for the phenomenon that happens to May's tits in fanart
LETS GO LEEOOOON
SCOAR SOME FUCKIN GOOOALS
i like hop's name
>leon
What the fuck is Japan's obsession with the name Leon?
Resident Evil has Leon, Kingdom Hearts has Leon (Squall LEONHart), now this
oh no, it's retarded
SONIA A CUTE
pls kill pokemon already, this is embarrassing
Don't get on my DYNAMAX side
FUCK MY SISTER, LEON
I don't have friends that will get it, I guess I'll have to try my luck w/ anons
>tfw I have his hair and facial hair style already
>has a cute lil bro for bullying
my dick is diamonds
FUCKING HOP AND LEON
SONIA PORN WHEN
HOOOOOP
I want to fuck Sonia
A NEW FRIENDLY RIVAL HAS APPEARED
i love you sonia
Sonia a right slag 'erd she fucked Jamie like twice
>Sonia Thiccums
>professor is an old tranny
WHERE IS THE BASEDNA RULE 34 ANONS
Going to be so much gay porn of Hop.
Sonia makes my penis hard
>PAJEET RIVAL NO
PAJEET RIVAL NO
>PAJEET RIVAL NO
PAJEET RIVAL NO
>PAJEET RIVAL NO
PAJEET RIVAL NO
>PAJEET RIVAL NO
PAJEET RIVAL NO
It's megaevolutions with lazyness turned 3000%, perfectly fitting for GF.
Everything is a gimmick if its not 1:1 Final fantasy
granddaughterfu is cute atleast
I WANT TO FUCK SONIA
SCOAR A FUCKEN GOAAAL
I WANT TO FUCK SONIA
>best trainer is unironically a full kit wanker
lyl
Welp we just got this gen's porn girl
Leon's absolutely the main villain, right?
Too old
I hate this dynamax feature already
IT'S JUST POKEMON BUT BIG WHAT THE FUCK
Cut your fucking hair you faggot.
>Mega Evolutions, Z-Moves, Dynamax
Can I just have MORE Pokemon instead of shit gimmicks?
So how long until the lewds of her?
>pajeet champion
makes sense
>Sonia
I wish i was her Son ia
this looks so shit
>the champion's signature pokemon is just a fucking charizard
NATTY?
FOOL, I am the great Leon.
Leon and Hop are related to Iris
20 minutes
>nose
>z move, mega-evolution, dynamax
Pokemon doesnt need more mechanics or more Pokemon, it needs a redesign of it's core gameplay
>wailord collapses in it's own mass and becomes a black hole
muh diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick
Based brown chad
Leon's brother french name is fucking Nabil...
where is his nose?
First Gym Leader is kinda... strange
Pleas be middle evos
dynamaxing is the dumbest shit, jesus christ!
nose
>Not actual game footage
Smash?
LEGENDAIRES HOLY FUCK
Fuck off
Holy fuck. This is pathetic. Be prepared to be forced to buy shit to play multiplayer lmao.
thats the best part
15 minutes
THE LEAKER WAS RIGHT, IT IS HIS FUCKING BEARD
The only thing that would make this stupid Dynamax thing halfway okay would be if it caused your Pokemon to have its stats reduced for the rest of the fight once the 3 turns is up.
But each mechanic is basically just a rehash
MEGAZORDS
Jesus, he looks like a tard
>shield over it's head
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT DESIGN
Sif?
Ah, no. The legendaries.
MOTHERFCUKING GOKU
tfw no deflowering pokemon
omg it's like sif from dark souls
looks like two digimon
>Not actual game footage
I fucking wish it was
HOLY SHITS THAT'S UGLEH
>legendaries are Deviantart furbait
Oh no
literally digimon
HERE~S THE FURRY MATERIAL~~~
HE'S IN
I accept your concession
New box legendaries look like garbo LOL
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE FUCKING PORN OF THE DOGS
OH NO NONONONONOONO NO
Shit Legendaries
SIF
it's like if a retard redesigned Sif
We already had Iris though
FURFAGS WIN AGAIN AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
way too long, I need to jack off to her now
I can't believe Sif made it to pokemon
SIF LEGENDARY ZACIAN
Pokemon would look like that on next gen but Nintendo is fucking cheap
Look at this fucking chad. Holy shit.
The 2 legendary rook the same.
>THE LEGENDARIES ARE THE SAME POKEMON
OH NO NO NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Leon's absolutely the main villain, right?
probably
and the Shield legendary looks dumb
granted the Sword legendary is a Sif ripoff
The shield legendary looks stupid, like it can't function.
BASZINGA AND ZARABATANA!
HUAAAAAAAHUAHUA K BOST@
I think these are the first ever box legendaries I thought were completely lame
fuck me, its*
Worst legendaries.
IT'S METALGARURUMON AND WARGREYMON
Now
It’s Sif
Shield clearly the superior design
>no switch mini
>Sif and Mufasa
ok
Sword chad ww@
NOVEMER 15 BOYS
It's literally shit
>please look forward to it!
fat chance
RIP Death Stranding
>More digimon pokemon
Banana and nut oatmeal for me
Here's your new pokemon, bro
ARTORIAS CONFIRMED FOR SMASH ULTIMATE?????????????????
I hate being such a genwunner but those legendaries don't look like pokemon to me
This boxart sucks
This is the epitome of cheap.
yeah i'll pass
nintendo won
Milo BARA OH SHITTTTTTTTT
>double pack
The goyim knows
I....I honestly don't know what to think. I'm pretty hyped but unsure of that dynamax ability.
>double pack
fucking why
That's some of the worst box art I've ever seen.
RATE THE DIRECT
4/10 GAMEFREAK IS DEAD TO ME
He's so fuckable.
These looks like megazords..
Aegislash was better than those two combined
Any seconds now
You can't use Z-moves if you Mega Evolve, retard.
MAKE PORN OF POKESIF NOW
FUCK FURRY SHIT
THIS IS MY WIFE
TURN OFF BRAIN AND CONSUME PRODUCT
This was shit
2/10
YOU JUST KNOW
It's shit
>another bitch who will pick the pokemon weak to yours who will laydown and take it up the ass while thanking you the whole game
Bring back Gary
Kneel.
I know, please tell me it is just a PH.
yeah i wish they'd just pick a mechanic to stick with, this or mega evolution or whatever the other one was
>i stayed up 7 hours for this
Dynamax looks fucking cringe. At least Megas changed the design
sword is going to outsell shield 10:1 based on the legendaries and boxart alone
>two wolf legendaries, one for sword and one for shield.
>Shield has a shield as his mane, pretty cool
>The other just holds it in his mouth...
Damn it they could have done so many things.... but they chose the most boring option
PRE ORDER THE POKEMON AEGI AND POKEMON SLASH RIGHT NOW
5/10
Didn't care before, don't care now
she loves bbc
Yeah do the people of this region think Aegislash is literal god?
dont question goy jsut buy
youcan'tbelazierthatthis/10
you hvae only yourself to blame
i can't wait to trudge through the vast empty wild lands to get all my favorite pokemon!
the dog with a sword is so lame that it becomes cool again
IT STINKS
IT STINKS
IT STINKS
They copied DQM again lol
I accept your concession
Can anyone confirm they meant you can do raid battles online? With their wording it seems like you maybe couldn't. Knowing Nintendo this is the shit they'd pull
>macro legendaries
3/10
It's fucking shit
Pokemon is over
>the way the mouth moved
confirmed for VAs in some cutscenes?
I'd fuck him, even with that weird strawberry thing he has going on with his face.
who is sif
9/10
Actually looks like the best game to date. Ten thousands steps up from Let's Go and omega Ruby.
Literally the only good thing in the direct
which one do I play as a qt gril in?
>more legendary doggos
based
>giant joltic
>now the size of a small dog
Ok everything was really good.. Until they revealed the legendaries. I don't like them at all. Probably the first gen where they've made me go 'meh'.
Your wife is so cute, can she also be my wife?
I'll give it a 6/10, a few points up for them attempting to make a good open world wild area everyone wants, but its not there yet.
Had to ruin the good stuff with a bunch of shit.
4/10
name 5 things
they said you can but it is with randoms
>yfw shield legendary plays like kakuna
what a time to be alive
0/10
Let's Go-style encounter system completely ruins the appeal for me. Pokemon is only fun if you nuzlocke them.
fucking gaijin designers ruined pokemon
Dynamax Mega Rayquaza.
Damn this whore
>who is sif
a Dark Souls 1 boss that is a giant wolf with a sword in it's mouth.
See
>Not a single loli on sight
WHAT THE FUCK
I want to suck Leon's dick
7/10, legendary reveal was a let down.
Yeah figured you couldn't play with friends online why would you ever want to.
>Revealing waifu b8
>Idol figure who may or may not be the champion/villain
>Another shitty rival
>Small reveal of a few new Pokemon
>GIMMICK! that nobody gives a shit about besides macrofags
>Quota Cover Legendaries because these Legendaries are what these games are all about - so much so they take up the entire cover because nobody would be able to tell the difference between these games and any other Pokemon games
It's fundamentally shit.
reminder that macrofags have a canon excuse for their shit fetish