Maddox Blows the Fuck Out of Epic Store Haters

Wait, Maddox is still making content? I really assumed he just faded away like most of the well known internet people of that time period, who all got popular too early and were never able to capitalize on it.

Imagine being one of the biggest e-celebs at the start of internet entertainment and becoming a no name cuck who almost nobody remembers

But he ruined someone's life by getting him fired and didn't get sanctioned. Who's the REAL loser?

this faggot outed himself as a cuck he has no valid arguments

Yea Forums has already come to the conclusion that both steam and epic are shit and deserve hate but that it is also the morally right thing to hate epic more

>used the userbases' inability to not click phishing sites and fuck around with keyloggers as an example of why steam is insecure
wew fucking lad

AHAHAHA.
Maddox is an absolute loser and waste of time, never thought I'd hear about this whining baby again.
It isn't even worth calling him a faggot or anything of the like.
He's a droning slug and can stay in the forgotten past like the dustball he is.

I'm not clicking on that, also, go to bed, also, DUDE, JUST INSTALL CHINESE SPYWARE LMAO!

I-Mockery was always better, shame that site is fucking dead now though.

you outed yourself as a retarded faggot by saying cuck

fuck off Maddox you wimpy cuck

>Madcucks

>obvious shill posting obviously paid for video from another obvious shill
do they pay you fuckers by the post or something?

E-celebs are not video games.

Yeah

HE WON FUCKING DICKLETS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

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A literal cuck. Who got so mad people called him a cuck he made a video about it and sued everyone who called him one.

Fifteen years ago when I used to read Maddox there used to be this pizzeria that sold the most delicious, fresh and cheesy pizzas I have ever eaten. They were amazing, a real treat, but sadly I lost the number at some point and could never remember the name or address of the place. Maddox always reminds me of that because I remember sitting at my desk, eating that pizza, reading his site and being a dumb teen. Never since have I found pizza even half as good.

That's my Maddox story.

So does he counterpoint people's complaints of Epic forcing exclusivity or is his whole argument just countering security issues and that the people complaining use Steam

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Maddox? More like Madbald
amirite

What happened to maddox? Seems like he is wrong every single time he opens his fucking mouth these days.

>Guy who makes a 4 million dollar lulsuit is calling other people crybabies

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>isn't maddox angelina's k-
>that soulless husk of an expression
Now I remember him, I thought that guy quietly retired or died as he always looks sick.

I dont think anyone has watched the whole thing

Maddox is such a shitty faggot unlike based pews and quartering. Now those are real Yea Forums approved idols

Story?

4 parts but it's worth the watch.
youtube.com/watch?v=2p_avCP2Yyc&list=PLU_4_X2epTdBZ5MpPA7UAPUZdbg9Y_BP-

youtube.com/watch?v=nP1gkCTvR4Y
Google the tl;dr version

youtube.com/watch?v=ledktlPYTVk
tldw: Maddox was mad his friend dated his ex-girlfriend, kills his career, and files a spurious lawsuit against his old business partners because they "harassed" him

>tfw epic games paid maddox to become an EGS exclusive
wtf bros

He also sued a bunch of people and a song was made about him being a cuck, the song did so well it ended up in some official government archive in the US

I'm about half way in
so far its
>but steam had security issues too
>this guy's opinion doesn't matter so his steam review isn't valid
>the publishers are doing it for money and valve can bow to Epic's ultimatum to fix everything :^)
>epic's store doesn't have as many features but look at steam 15 years ago disregard origin, u play, and the other marketplaces that are floating around having basic shit like a shopping cart is too hard :(

This guy looks like a total faggot.

What is the song?

>Hate Epic Store
>Maddox likes it
I've never felt more right in my life.

God, I hate this guy's voice. Unironically hurts my ears.

i agree with him but his still a cuck

how's your ex doing? How's that lawsuit going because you were cucked by the manliest man alive? Did you cry when they read your letter in court while everyone laughed? Must have been embarrassing

I dont remember, Dick made it and talked about it on his podcast i belive

>having basic shit like a shopping cart is too hard
Anyone defending this automatically gets their opinion discarded. It's a clear sign of laziness to not have features that consumers demand, and that all your competitors have. It's unprofessional as fuck.

i pity mysterious. having your Life ruined beacuse one guy could not handle being made fun off. Maddox in turne, ruined his own Life and will always be rememberd as a cuck.

even if he hates trump and is a cuck, he's right

It's rather impressive, but he does not manage to make a single point the entire video.

It's a clear sign of incompetence. It's a fucking array. All you need is a simple fucking array that stores the ids of the games. Maybe even with quantity.
You're trying too hard.

worse than that "digital games are fraud" video
what a retard

Get this cuck outtaaaa heeeeaaaaa' ay'

The only thing I remember about this homo is that picture of him in thailand or something where he squeezed a shemale prostitute's fake tit and brag about it and that he doesn't like cheese pizza.

What kind of homo doesn't like cheese pizza? Maddox. That's who.

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Could you imagine any other industry having such pathetic cucks defending a product this way?
>yeah my car may not have standard safety features, doesn't come with the wheels, and only blows hot air through the A/C
>but like back in 1931 Ford Motors didn't have any of that either so like you can't complain about it

>unironicaly agreeing on anything with madcuck

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>worse than that "digital games are fraud" video
>hating on Ross
>t.corporate cocksucker

Did GOG release with out a shopping cart?

The whole video is pretty obvious rage-bait. Maddox is trying to get his way back from irrelivancy.

Apple
>my new monitors doesn't come with a stand

Maddox is a huge cuck

Yeah

The premise is flawed, people aren't "advising" Epic how to run their business, they just give opinions and critiques. Cherrypicking some the most salty reviews doesn't make the whole group idiotic and you can't dismiss facts just because they don't have a degree in marketing and finance.
Fuck this guy.

>widely disproven by actual lawyers
meh, although at least maddox's video isn't 2 hours long

At least Ross genuinly cares about game preservation, unlike Maddox who only tries to become popular again by discussing trendy topics.

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he's right. too bad you're all to dumb to understand him

I love hearing Maddox talk about security issues. Especially because his own podcast was compromised and his old co host that he screwed over and tried to sue released and episode on his website that talked about how shitty Maddox is

>>widely disproven by actual lawyers
Because they used his "fraud" word as a fact and most misunderstood it except this one.
youtube.com/watch?v=ZfkwsM8tvmc

>At least Ross genuinly cares about game preservation
this

It's such a funny story, it kinda sucks that the two most comprehensive vids on it are by a pedo with his unfunny friends(and its three hours) and the other is by a guy with a voice that could curdle milk.
Whangs vids are great, it'd be neat if he did more on the story starting from the beginning.
youtube.com/watch?v=bQ9Km0DEcos

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Realizing that he has no idea how the law works doesn't mean you're a corporate cocksucker.

See

>brings up mass effect andromeda
>forgets mass effect 3 which was origin exclusive

even if GAS are legal now, I'd want them to be illegal

The Dick Show is the best podcast right now.

It's an album called Santa Cuck.
cyberdemon.bandcamp.com/album/cuckmas-carols-bald-headed-lies
Maddox is a cuck.

not gonna click the fucking video but not at all surprised that a failure of a man like Maddox would support the epic store
how can one man be wrong about everything?

Thanks for proving my point, I guess.

>it is also the morally right thing to hate epic more
Clearly, companies are removing content that people paid for on Steam, and locking it behind The Epic Store.

literally who

>didn't even watch the video
>proving his point
>0.00005 cents have been deposited to corporate cocksucking account

Sometimes being a zoomer works out, doesn't it

I want to find Asterios funny, but he's just as big of a cuckold as Maddox.

Literally nobody cares

Former contradictory asshole turned cuck.

Ross is a naive retard tho. Good intentions, but barely anything interesting to say, especially when most of his videos are as poorly researched as they are.

I hadn't heard of Maddox either until I listened to a Dick Show episode because Paige was on it and I discovered all of this.

>Yea Forums owns mom and pop store in central market area
>other boards also own stores that sell similar items, but each one has their own uniqueness that draws customers in
>suddenly one day redd*t shows up and opens their own store in the same market square
>Yea Forums gets call from product companies
>"sorry, Yea Forums. we're pulling our items from your store and selling them exclusively at redd*t. they paid us a lot of money to make sure only they sell our products"
>redd*t market has two cashiers, no self check-out, no frozen produce section and an entire staff of high school dropouts that can't read and stack milk on top of your eggs and bread
>Yea Forums has all the good shit you come to expect from a market, but pay slightly less return to the companies they work with
>some may think this is unfair, but don't realize the popularity of Yea Forums's store means a lot more customers will have access to these companies produce
>redd*t doesn't bother to fix up their store because they have trust fund cash to pay nestle, kraft, and johnson&johnson to only sell their produce at redd*t
the absolute kicker is that customers pay the same price at redd*t that they would at Yea Forums.

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>just watch this half hour video of some guy disagreeing with Ross, that will somehow prove me right
Ok I'll bite.

>as poorly researched as they are
Do you have a single fact to back that up?

>professional corporate dicksuckers say that theft is GOOD
lawyers quite literally only uphold laws that are lobbied by corporations, stop defending them, bad things should be illegal and live service is bad

soundcloud.com/user-786056730/mambo-no-nazi

>disagreeing with Ross
Retard

I would never play the horseshit that epic wants to make exclusive, so I dont really fucking care where its sold
I would have white knighted valve after the release of portal 2, but since they stopped making games, I dont care about steam anymore. I dont care about epic either since I never touched fortnite.
I dont fucking care about anything these days. I just feel empty because video games I really like are rare these days.

>was known for being a contrarian asshole literally before Yea Forums existed
>Yea Forums still falls for it to this very day
this reflects just as badly on you

You can go to his youtube page and see if the videos have any views.

I'll take a retard defending game preservation, rather than nobody talking about it at all. Thanks to Ross more people are now cautios about GAS.

You lost the sanctions dickcel

You're right, but stop trying to pretend Ross' arguments have any legal basis. On that note, we should abolish copyright laws as well as games as a service.

I haven't listened to a single thing he's done outside of TBP and TDS but he's had some great bits on both. I want the guy to be doing well. He might be a bit of a cuck but god damn he's not anywhere close to being on Maddox's level.

>Oh, it's a Disney cocksucker.
Yikes

Lmao, you just either have shit taste or the failed normalfaggot in you is starting to wake up

Coco Puffs is a cuck and a huge coward, but he's no where near Maddox levels of cuck. And some of his jokes land at the very least.
Absolute truth.

The whole Maddox persona worked way better before people knew what he looks like.

>haha I was just pretending to being offended of being called a cuck and then suing someone for it

>abolishing copyright
>Disney cocksucker
?????????????????????????????????????????????

He literally says Ross is wrong about saying terminating servers makes the agreement fraudulent.

>create a character
>someone takes your character, makes a ton of money from it without your permission
>can't do anything about it because no copyright system exists

That's why pirates are just laughing on the sidelines. Just play the games.

This, he's clearly clickbaiting and trying to game the system because he doesn't have any talent and isn't likable enough to hold any semblance of an audience

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No it isn't
Wrong
This
He was always relevant
Fake

The Phantom Menace page should be immortalized in the library of congress or something, even if what he does sucks now.

>Create a character
>Publisher takes the rights to your character
>Illegal to use your own character you created
Fuck off Disney

>No it isn't
Name a better podcast that is currently in regular production.

>2019
>maddox

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I have
he says it's a good thing to force exclusives because nobody is psychic and you don't know if a game is going to be successful, if your game flops your studio can go under and if you don't want studios to go under you should support exclusives, you do like videogames RIGHT user?

it basically hinges on whether or not you think shit games should hurt the devs or not. He says it shouldn't, the majority (if not entirety) of Yea Forums thinks it should

If you shit out a shit game, you deserve to land in the shitter

meanwhile it's based when disney copies obscure anime for the lion king

does maddox got hepatatis c? discolored skin and eyes..
or did he just smoke weed and applied shitty make up?

I like how, aside drom obvious shitposters, almost everyone here is in agreement that Maddox is unironically and unequivocally a faggot.

And a cuck lmao.

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Why yes I'd like the copyright system abolished why did you ask? The only possible middleground here is to restrict copyright or patent rights to a maximum of like ~10 years with no possibility to renew it.

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>takes
No you retard, you sold the rights to the character, then they sold those rights that they obtained from you.

Nips should just have sued Disney. :)
I bet they would win if the lawsuit was in Texas. :)

Except they weren't exactly the same. They were awfully familiar, but they weren't exact copies.

You guys really enjoy watching and talking about your favorite cucks, huh

Hi Maddox.

The FriendlyJimmies podcast.

Good, make a better product. That's the free-est the market can be.

>find that Asterios did a podcast about Chris Chan
>huh this might be good
>within the first five minutes he's said "my best friend transitioned at 33"
Why do I do this?

he is one

He's a cuck with a podcast who got mad at his former co-host for calling him a cuck, so he literally filed a lawsuit at him for $20,000,000 just because he was called a cuck.

It's Disney's fault our copyright system is in the complete favor of giant corporations, fuck off.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copyright_Term_Extension_Act

>cuhrazy friends having whacky fun podcasts
I feel like Sleepycast ruined this by being so much better than any other. Everything after just seems like an imitation.

>tfw the Biggest Problem In The Universe will never get any more episodes
It was one of the few podcasts I actually like.

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>I want to find Asterios funny,
Same. I was listening to both his latest shows which were pretty good both Boomer vs Zoomer and The Loudest Podcast. But he just kept calling people nazis who aren't nazis and people white supremacists who aren't white supremacists. It was kinda hard to root for a guy who is makes his living off of the charity of others with his sob story about losing his job while he's participating in activities he knows can get people fired.
>but he's just as big of a cuckold as Maddox.
Asterios is at least genuine in his beliefs however abhorrent I may find them to be. So I'd say he's not as bad as Maddox. Also the phone call with Dick on his last appearance on TDS is the single funniest thing to have happened in this whole Maddox v. Everyone saga.

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You can count the number of supporters maddox with your hands. Best case for him is having no idea who he is.

>that one time Dick recorded the intro for Maddox's podcast because he had the login info for his iTunes account

medium.com/@OtherkinLawyer/lolsuit-maddox-dick-masterson-fa9c4a4f4686

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the one good video he made in the past was the spiderwomen one. After that, he went full sjw. He's just a numale these days.

What the fuck do you mean that I'm wrong you crayon eating dipshit? His old co host hijacked The Best Debate
youtu.be/LYNt5T0zLFw
But I guess having someone get access to your website and post their own mp3 file isn't a security. Retard.

The debate surrounding online video game retailers however is video games.

>the absolute kicker is that customers pay the same price at redd*t that they would at Yea Forums.
but user, they pay more
a part of that 30% steam cut is eating the costs for shit like third world countries or currency exchange rates or payment processing services

>Yes, we're talking to multiple payment providers. The problem is some of them charge a lot, so we'd have to pass those charges to consumers.

You're slightly wrong there bud. Maddox stole the feed from the old podcast that Dick managed. Dick logged into the wrong account one day and noticed he could manage current Maddox podcast. Maddox is so stupid he never thought to change the ownership, or just not use the old podcast feed to make it seem like he has a high subscriber number to scam advertisers.

maddox is a cuck, but he's right on this one

I know the story, but I simplified it for the sake of brevity.
Numbat.

I'm assuming he's getting a check from Epic for being an "Epic Influencer" with this video.

It's dogshit, the only reason I listen to it is because I subconsciously wish the whole thing was a sham and TBPITU will make a glorious comeback

Yeah, the writer's wife committing suicide might have something to do with it

reported his video for good measure.

Dick Show hasn't been good on a consistent basis since the lawsuit ended. This weeks episode in particular was awful. Dick lets too many of his autistic fans call in when the only time they are interesting are when they are potential serial killers like Chris the Kiwi.

How bad is the Epic store when literally the only people batting for it is Randy Pitchford and fucking Maddox of all people.

What did Tim do to deserve these absolute cucks as teammates?

-Opinions. Some are bad like yours.
-Truth. See and there are other times his shit was compromised.
-Wrong.
-Wrong again.
-Wrong a third time.

It's not nearly as funny without the context of maddox stealing the old feed.

A lot of dick show fans in here

Maddox go home, you're drunk

jesus, egs is so fucked they have to rely on fucking madcucks to shill their store

Yeah but Dick interacting with the autists is a treat
>Guy calls in about getting blackmailed by a women
>End up grilling him for 30 minutes about being a youth pastor telling children that sex is bad and then getting caught having sex in tape

I don't think all the other shill news outlets are even jerking off epic anymore too.

The Dick Show is just Chapo Trap House but for the right.

What's a good podcast to listen to?
For reference I enjoyed the old Yogscast Yogpod, where they just shot shit for 20 minutes, Sleepycast, about the first 2/3rds of The Adventure Zone until it started turning into a boring choose your own adventure podcast instead of DnD, and The Dick Show.
I haven't listened to large amounts of any others.

How the FUCK do you forget an entire pizzeria

Anyone ever tell ya you have the most beautiful pussy in the world, Pepper Ann?

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WATP

pepperoni induced amnesia

Some faggot only OP cares about. Or possibly OP himself?

I listened to a couple episodes, didn't like them.
Particularly listened to the Sleepycast one where every observation was "haha what are these guys high?"

Listen to Whose line, it's still good without the video

Not him, but how does this play into the idea that you're really buying licenses for the games and not the games themselves?

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JRE

ITT butthurt children who haven't read one book on classic economy.

JRE I like but it's often dependent on the guest.
Are there any other podcasts like JRE?

Chapokids are far more obnoxious though.

Where I'm from I own the games according to law.

Also didn't Dick only find out he had the password because he was gathering evidence for the first lawsuit(the copyright one). It was just so Maddox, his old hatred of apple coupled with his newfound litigious nature merging into one to make him look ridiculous.

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I guess you just have shit taste then

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I don't agree with Maddox in this video but I still think he's a pretty cool guy.

You're going to miss him when he's gone. He's one of the faces of pre-Facebook Internet. He's embarrassed himself here but don't be too hard on him. He's old and out of place. Like many of you.

The church of whats happening now if you like this savage

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Even digital ones?

Fuck off Maddox, you've been trying to shill your video since yesterday

>You're going to miss him when he's gone
In the same way I'll miss Chris Chan.

no thanks

hes basically been gone for years and no one misses him

Why does he have so many Sargon videos? Is Sargon such a grey area outlaw that you need a lawyer to chip in?

Yes, otherwise you can't refund them if they're not considered goods.
Which are in EU.

He's literally right though and I swear the only people shitting on the epic store are under age.
People act as though steam doesn't sell your data or stand idle as thousands of accounts are phished every day. Both platforms are a broken fucking mess, attacking one just because its Chinese is one of the most retarded things I've seen since people genuinely had console wars.
I literally cannot comprehend having so little going on in my life that I rally for a corporation that steals my information, just because its American and has been around longer.

I mean literally deceased.

A literal cuck with an internet ego bigger than himself. Had a podcast with a co host who was significantly better than him, who ended up cucking him. He got so anally devastated that he tried to sue any one who called him a cuck, obviously lost the case and is trying to create a new persona in godzilla fandom despite the fact that it's obvious to everyone that he's really just a desperate orbiter dying to get into the pants of his irritating female co host.
His old co host (Dick Masterson) incidentally is raking in the money on his own podcast and recently did a feature on madcucks and his new show. youtube.com/watch?v=I-CX3DUgVKo

Please don't compare the Lord of Dimensions, Christian Weston Chandler to this washed out old fogey.

Didn't they have multiple writers?

That sounds about right. Everything Maddox has done since The Biggest Problem ended has only been failure, and it's been one of the most entertaining things to happen on the internet.

China has been generous.

Sorry, but that's Cum Town.

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people still care about maddox after he got fucked in his multi-million dollar lawsuit?

Careful or he'll sue you

Winnie the Pooh.

>mysterious

You mean Asterios?

I'm listening to the "Schmucks" episode right now.
>dude this guy's voice is funny
>yeah he sounds weird
>why is he doing a podcast with a voice like that lol
These guys seem very simple.

Have sex

Just listen to the Dick Show, it's TBP but better. Dick was what made it funny and it shows.

seethe

relistening to TBPIU after the unedited episodes came out was tough. I have no idea why I liked it so much. Most of the runtime is probably listening to Maddox reading off stats no one cared about.

Nice cope

Go away Maddox. No one likes you. Stop making these threads

go to bed maddox

bad cope

based
redpilled

cringe

yikes

wew

This.
I got to this part and just had to stop. He's aware that two factor authentication exists and that you can do the same shit to Epic store, right?

projection

unbased

>When Yea Forums can't prove Maddox wrong and have to reluctantly agree with him on Epic and Steam

Based

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Maddox, more like Cuckox.

What do you mean? I never went there, they just dropped phamplets so people knew their number for delivery. Maybe stop memorizing pizza places, fatty.

Umad?

but user I left an angry comment on the video detailing the flaws in his argumentation

1989 Tiananmen Square protests

>it's TBP but better
Fuck no. Without Maddox there is a noticeable hole in a show. Shawn is bad for back and forth banter. Competition gone, rage board is fucking gay. Fan interactions are usually terrible. No host roasting. Only entertaining part is madcucks and lolsuit.

He of all people should know why letting someone else have your information is a bad idea.
Login details especially.

This. Knowing he's a fat, balding Armenian really ruins it

He actually looks like a real life soiboi.

>not madcucks

I listened to them very early on in the show but TBPITU was an unlistenable mess when i went back to it

>maddox
LMAO is it 2005?

>maddox after he got fucked in his multi-million dollar lawsuit?
Dude he got off virtually scott free and got everything he wanted. Dick's career is stuck in a career dead end forever with a dwindling audience and he will be deplatformed eventually once they start clearing house for 2020.

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His own reddit sub was taken over by one of the dickheads.

>got everything he wanted.
Being ridiculed by everyone?

>Dick's career is stuck in a career dead end forever
and madcucks isn't?

Even if it did: Steam offers a wider range of benefits to me as a consumer for me to consider jumping to a shittier, worse version of it just because both of them 'sell data' (a description that can range from 'This company sells metrics on its store' to 'This company copies the folder structure of my hard drive and sends it in for telemetry, something Epic was literally caught doing.)

It's like arguing that you should be fine with getting shot if you once got a papercut.

Also if you get phished, it's your own fucking fault. What exactly does Epic do differently from steam to prevent you from being stupid?

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How's your dipshit godzilla podcast going? Fuck your co-host yet?

Didn't he implode after Dick Masterson blew him the fuck out.

>h-he will get banned eventually, no don't look at the fact that my idiot baby lost, instead look at how great Maddox is because he toes the corporate line now
Eat shit.

he looks non white so give me one good reason to click that link

No shit Steam has more you pile of shit, it has had years of headstart. Give Epic time to catch up and their store will ultimately have more features and benefits and be better in every way.

>Kokkinos
Is he a Fin/Greek hybrid?

Cool, calling people crybaby morons wont bring easy anti cheat for linux support back, thought.
What a fucking faggot.

Steam never paid developers for exclusivity. The developers willingly used steam because it was, and still is, the best online games storefront. Dipshit.

>maddox steam 2 epic.jpg
George, please stop hurting yourself, you had a good run. Retire in diginity man

Marketing threads go to

i think he said he was a chinese greek hybrid

If you can call spending the rest of the money you have left on lawyers fees winning. He's lucky he dodged sanctions because he'd have to file for bankrupcy.

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Like he said though, no one's forcing you to switch. Steam was terrible for fucking years, hell it didn't even have 2 step authentication for the longest time and even now it's tied to an app that valve themselves have stopped updating. The fact that people act as though it's EPIC OR STEAM instead of just treating it as another fucking game client in a sea of others astounds me. I most definitely won't ever be using it, simply because there are no games on it worth buying, but literally sucking valve cock because it's American and older is the most pathetic thing I've ever witnessed.

Not an excuse when even EA's origin program has more features than epic's store AT LAUNCH ALMOST TEN FUCKING YEARS AGO.

>Dude he got off virtually scott free and got everything he wanted
What did he get

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What exactly did he get? He lost a ton of respect and no one really gives a shit about Dick, anyway.

>it has had years of headstart.
and they were pioneers
the shit they did will take a lot less effort now than it did back in 2005 or whatever
if your product sucks, why bring it out before it doesn't suck

>no one's forcing you to switch
they are trying though with their exclusivity deals. How can you be this dense?

>Also the phone call with Dick on his last appearance on TDS is the single funniest thing to have happened in this whole Maddox v. Everyone saga.
Which episode is that?

Literally 2 posts before yours, maddox.

official law documents calling him a cuck

>SHUT UP YOU PILE OF SHIT :^(
Great start. Certainly not the moaning and bitching of an overemotional baby.

> Give Epic time to catch up and their store will ultimately have more features and benefits and be better in every way.
But it's not better now. I'm fine with it not having as many games as long as it has at least parity with the same features that Steam has.

How do you excuse a store not having a shopping cart? Or not having user reviews? Or not having discussion boards? Or not having trading of any kind?
I use the discussion forums and review sections of games that I don't even own. GoG, a far more barebones store that has a ""launcher"", has discussion boards and user reviews.

Your store doesn't.

Instead of maybe bitching to Epic to change that, you instead bitch at everyone else because your store lacks important features. You're an idiot, blow me.

Why should I download and use a program that is objectively inferior to steam, though? They won't even have the discussion on if user reviews should be on store pages.
You know what's actually fucking pathetic? All the shills coming out to suck Epic's cock because "IT'S N e w e r SO IT'S B e t t e r".

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Crippling embarassment.

DON'T COMPLAIN, JUST CONSUME

>it's the "they should be competing with 2003 steam instead of 2019 steam" arguement again
I always forget that companies are literally incapable of seeing what features their competition has and copying them and have to make everything from scratch with their own ideas

He wrote a book last year too

>will ultimately have more features and benefits and be better in every way
Like? What stops Valve from implementing those features?

>OH NO I MUST BUY THESE GAMES I MUST FUCKING PLAY VIDEO GAMES OMG WHERE ELSE WILL I GET MY FUCKING FIX I CAN'T WAIT 6 MONTHS ARGHHHH
imagine not being able to see that this is a good thing. Accelerating valve into fixing their fucking store.

Steam good
Fortnite store bad

Pooh didnt paid him for this video.
For real, guys...

By having a worse store?

>I AM POSTING ALL CAPS BECAUSE I HAVE NO ARGUMENT
You say they aren't trying to force you, but they clearly do. What astounding arguments will you bring forth next? Hurr durr and XD posting?

Literally no one is implying that newer is better, stop projecting. Most people just want valve to fix their store and see epic as the necessary evil in order to do this. We all know epic will eventually go the way of the uplay store.

A legally certified cuck.

What stops Valve from doing that is that they will be laughed out and humiliated for having to retort to copying the competition.

why is china stuck in 2004? they are trying to emulate a 2004 storefront and think maddox is still relevant lmoa

Shit i havent thought about maddox sonce like 15 years ago.

Holy shit, he should have NEVER shown himself. It destroyed any hope of 2003 me thinking he was ever fucking cool.

So what about all the games exclusive to steam that aren't on uplay or gog. Are we going to say that steam is evil for that? Of course not, because you suck valve cock.

>Literally no one is implying that newer is better, stop projecting.
That's literally what Maddox says in his video.

The Epic Games Store has been out for 6 months already. They have added a search bar.
In that same time Valve has:
>Upgraded their In Home Streaming to Remote Play, allowing users to stream games from their desktop to any internet connection on the planet instead of just through LAN
>Implemented a review bomb protection system to stop unrelated events influencing review scores
>launched a new VR headset, which developers and reviewers are calling the greatest of all time. Sporting the most advanced gaming controllers ever created.
Epic are NEVER EVER catching up

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Hey shit-for-brains, Epic isn't "accelerating" anything except a future of paid exclusives. Why the fuck would Valve "fix" their store when Epic gets away with having an absolute trash store because they have exclusives?

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Favorite part of the Maddox v Dick saga?
For me it's when Maddox stole the podcast feed but never changed the logins so Dick was able to bide his time and hijack the feed months later to put out his own episode calling Maddox a stupid cuck to his listeners.

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It doesn’t help when you realise that, far from being a comedian who knew how to write a funny persona, he was just a genuinely bitter asshole.
That fact became even more clear when he spitefully jumped on the progressive bandwagon, then found out he’d decapitated half his material. Just imagine being so cucked that you have to disavow your bestselling book and write a family friendly version that sells like syphilis

Valve didn't sign exclusivity deals with those games.
You're completely retarded. Why are you even responding when you don't understand what is actually happening?

Except he doesn't

Maddox isn't dying in a ditch somewhere yet?
Surely with his legal fees, the stupidly high cost of living in LA and next to no income. He'd have to be in a homeless shelter by now.

As for blowing people the fuck out, nothing he will ever do will top how much he blew himself out by making this video.
youtube.com/watch?v=SE6jy78tV78

Except maybe the other video claiming Dick Masterson was a rape apologist, leading to the whole lawsuit hilarity.

A general rule of thumb is Maddox is wrong about everything.

>maddox
why does anyone listen to this LITERAL cuckold

In 2004 all steam did was update Half life 1 and counter strike 1.6

Choosing an inferior product just because you think you're "Sticking it to the man" is the dumbest reason ever to use the Epic store. This is cutting off your nose to spite your face levels of dumb.

If you want to support a store based on the moral implications, support the GoG store. A store with forums, reviews, trading, multiplatform, etc.

The only reason to have Epic on your PC is because they have a game you like. That's it. You're not sending a message, otherwise. You're enabling a shittier service.

>Digibrony

Literally BTFO all of Yea Forums.

His GAAS video was more well research than any other video, article, talk etc on the subject. Prove me wrong.

I stopped following the saga, did it actually get to that point? I know that was Asterios' game plan but I don't know if that case actually went forward or not.

Steam good epic bad hrurururueu

He's what Internet tough guys look like irl

He's right about everything 2bh.

I remember when I had to install that Steam shit for HL2. Pure fucking cancer. Also took them fucking years to add the smallest sort of features.

Anyone sucking corporate cock is a fucking idiot.

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I'm pretty sure Maddox didn't want his childhood hero asking him if he impersonated a woman live on air.
youtu.be/TFuf6jO60AY?t=508

Meanwhile...

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What does Valve need to fix and how will epic pressure them to fix it?

>nobody cares about your data
Oh he's retarded. Also why does this faggot this everyone who hates Epic loves Steam? Fuck Steam, fuck Epic, fuck exclusives, all of this is absolute cancer.

this is the same dude who sued nigs for calling him a cuck and was so petty that he blurred out people from his older streams because they went on the dick show

Gog poses no real threat to valve. Epics existence is the only real competition that has the potential to make valve fix their shit.

You forgot the XDDDD to make yourself look even more like you're seething. Stupid cuck.

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He's wrong about almost everything. In the last 2.5 months Epic missed every single relevant feature update on their roadmap since it came out outside of adding a search feature and offline mode. Not only did they bump back multiple features to months away, the shopping cart is still listed as +6 months away.

They have infinite money to throw and they're not even putting in the bare minimum that is expected for any online store in 2019, not to mention they're trying to 'kill' the store that has set the bar for their field of the industry at the same time. If they want to compete with 2019 Steam it means they have to be even better than 2019 Steam. At this moment they are even worse than 2004 Steam lacking even basic things any store has from the get go like a goddamn shopping cart.

>Choosing an inferior product just because you think you're "Sticking it to the man" is the dumbest reason ever to use the Epic store.

It's a common one though. Apple wouldn't have existed otherwise.

who else /proudtobeacuck/?

Wasn't this guy found to be a cuck legally in a court of law?

Cope

>Epics buying exclusives is the only real """""""""""""""""""""""""""competition""""""""""""""""""""""""""" that has the potential to make valve also pay for exclusives
FTFY

M A D D O X L O S T

The fact that madcucks had more patreons than maddox.

>>nobody cares about your data
did he actually say this? im not going to give him views, but holy fucking shit if he actually said this, hes seriously senile.

Fix what?

Go dilate.

Are you so dense that you cannot understand that exclusivity is an unsustainable business practise. If valve fixes their store they will win in the long term.

Yes. Maddox was legally named a cuck in court. It happened. This is real life and not a dream.

Epic must be really desperate to buy Maddox of all internet subhumans. What's next, hbomberguy? A tranny?

I don't give a fuck. No steam no buy i will never buy a goddam thing from that shit website.

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>hdumberguy
>hbummerguy
>hliterallyaretard

I remember enjoying that little webpage of his a million years ago

FIX WHAT YOU DUMB NIGGER

Epic already lost that "real competition" moniker when their first massive sale caused publishers to remove their games or raised game prices from the store while still pushing back features that should've been put in months ago.

Please, I want to know more.

He does at around 3 minutes, yeah.

Except they already have a superior storefront with more features you dense motherfucker. When buying exclusives while having a shitty storefront is your ""competition"", you are encouraging the exact opposite of improving the store.

What a fag.

Epic IS trash. But honestly I don't like how it's existence has made Valve shilling more prevalent.

Ultimately I think competitors to Steam are good (like GOG) but Epic is fucking cancer and needs to rely more on locking down exclusives if they want to actually compete.

Do you really think maddox is smart enough to get paid to shill for epic? He's for sure doing it for free

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If exclusivity is an unsustainable business practice then valve doesn't need to do anything since their so called competition isn't sustainable. You can't have it both ways.

Gaben is secretly funding Tim and the epic store to make steam look good

>more than locking down exclusives

>stuck in a career dead end
He's making 20k a month my guy. Even if he got banned from every single aspect of the internet and could no longer distribute his show, he could live without working for the rest of his life.
Meanwhile Maddox is scrambling just to pay rent.

There aren't any nightmare goggles to take off.

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He just wants attention, and you're all giving it to him.

I think Epic is hilariously mismanaged and they have no idea how to invest all the 12 year olds money, thankfully.

It's probably his salespitch to get paid for the next one.

I'm not watching the video though, I'm just here to call him a cuck

The guy who works for epic.

"Brave endorsement of Epic from the maddest cuck on the Internet"

Jesus christ stop fucking asking. You have don't know you obviously haven't used steam:
Broken mobile app now segregated into 2 apps
Indie games being hidden from the store
Full of asset flipping games made by Russian 14 year olds
Broken customer support
A refund system that punishes devs
Store can still be edited with SAM

Thats off the top of my head. Valve needs to fix their store badly. I hate epic just as much as the next guy, but valve have refused to fix their own store. They've promised the new store for around 3 years? And still there's no sight of it.

What a cuck. I honestly would not be able to stand being around that nasally faggot for more than a minute. shill somewhere else you bald fuck.

>Maddox

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>A refund system that punishes devs
youtube.com/watch?v=uuL6cJPz3Nk

>Maddox

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>Indie games being hidden from the store

It sounds like you haven't used Steam much, either

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nice bait my man

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>A refund system that punishes devs
You mean a refund system that actually is enforced by European law and doesn't require you to give out your full life history to valve?

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Who is this bald pathetic cuck?

I don't see how the existence of Epic will encourage valve to fix any of that since the only success of the epic store can be attributed to Fortnite and underhanded exclusivity deals. In fact the Epic store being successful could only make Steam worse if they decided to counter exclusivity deals with more exclusivity deals. The Epic store would actually have to be good for Valve to consider improving their own because right now they don't need to do anything.

>A refund system that punishes devs

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>Literally sue people for calling him a cuck
>Calls other people crybabies

more than one song m8

Maddox is such a fucking loser that he not only made Dick Masterson's spinoff podcast a humongous success he managed to jumpstart the internet career of Nick Rekieta who's currently dabbing on the SJW Weebs.

This man is failure incarnate.

KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK
MADDOX IS A KEK!

>do you think socialism is like a loot create you subscribe to and you just get your organic food every month for free
Holy fuck

TDS has been going to shit since the lolsuit ended. At this point Thought Cops and WATP are both better

>Boomer vs Zoomer
>tfw watching asterios get his shit together and get sober while mumkey is in full-on downward spiral

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gotta love the delusions

>SJW Weebs
I can't even fathom how this even became a thing, god I hate them.

filler content is also pretty good

Madcucks defends Mortal Kombat 11. HAHAHAHAHHA
how low can one man sink from who he used to be.

What should Valve do then?

The asshurt comments are hilarious.

Gotta love Pcbros slurping up all that Gabe semen.

Japan not giving a shit about localisations and failing to ‘tard wrangle enablers properly as a result.

t. seething cuck

>t.ching chong

You sure do like slurping semen, don't you madcucks?

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Episode 108, some people find it painful, some say it makes Dick look bad, some say it makes Asterios look bad, I say it's fucking hilarious.
thedickshow.com/episode-108/

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This reads like a seething indie dev's twitter rant on how Steam isn't giving him millions for his dogshit shovelware.

>btfo by a literal, legally-certified cuck
How will Steambros recover?

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oh the irony

>btfo
How so?

I do agree that review bombing is a terrible idea because it does diminish the legitimacy of the user reviews. This whole issue doesn't bother me too much because I don't want to play any of the exclusives on Epic. But the issue is they're trying to make PC exclusives when PC is a platform. Until they're more established people won't just hop over because you're holding games hostage, they will just pirate it because you're denying them the service.

Ah yes, the guy that got official declared a cuck by court of law.
Perfect epic spokesperson.