*spits into mic* YEAH UM COPY ROGER THAT WE ARE FLANKING THEIR FORCES HOW COPY OVER

>yeah man you are cringe I'm not cringe echo two one let's light up these pixels

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>be in guild
>go to voice
>theres this one inner circle faggot who rips his vape every 15 seconds and munches food all the time
>has voice activation and never bothered with sensitivity settings
>nobody calls him out on it
>/gquit

>tfw do this and someone tells you to stop RPing
I'm just communicating what the fuck bros

>plays games like squad full with people who are into MILSIM and Tacticool shit
>"why are players so cringe nowadays guys !"
Fuckin Retard

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fucking latinos, they don't know even write in Spanish.
>no lo deja
fuckers

>Squad players
Yikes

We use push to talk when, ripping bongs, vapes, and screaming into the mic, if you aren't push to talk you better be saying some important shit cause I don't wanna hear yo bitch ass ceiling fan in my ears when I'm trying to soundwhore

it's just a game bro

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>yeah man you are not cringe REEEEE REEEEE STOP LARPING AND PLAY HOW I WANT REEEEEE

no one talks like that
that sounds like one of those fake E3 players

>mom ima solja cant stop mp gamee

>breaker breaker this is charlie nineteen we got some SAD SOG BMF bogies on our tail six please advise over

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>Want to RP in Arma or some similar shit
>Too autistic for mic

That is true, that's why I give out call brouts in Arma servers
>blah blah blah foxtrot uniform charlie kilo
>10-4 Clear LZ for supply run 500m from Checkpoint Echo
"I saw like two assholes snipping I'm going to go kill them wish me luck"
Proceeds to die then screams loudly into mic

You need to be ex-military to seriously RP in Arma. Vets will call you out instantly on even minor protocol fuckups.

There is no version of this situation where you aren't the low life, sorry.

Eh most of these fags use third person

that's correct you spastic nigger

>be me
>always refer to enemies in games as "hostiles"
>always refer to enemy aircraft/flying units as "bogies"
>refer to ganks as "flanks"
>call arrows and bullets "missiles"
>always talk really tactical
>friends have a good laugh when they catch me doing it
>don't even realize I'm doing it most of the time

>buy insurgency
>go in expecting another FPS
>have a blast because people are actually into it
>make friends like the third match I play
>still play together after a year

Imagine being so depressed and bitter that other people enjoying things makes you upset. True autism right there

Is this true
I thought Yea Forums said insurgency was dead and bad

Ironic post mr pablo.

dafuk
'lo' is used for 'it', not he
The correct one is 'le', that is used with he/she
If that kid was a robot it will be correct, but is supossed to be a person, so it's le.
Don't make that mistake again or I'm gonna calm the fucking inquisition.

WHERE'S THE MUTE BUTTON

WHERE IS IT

>buy insurgency
>play dune coon team every time I can
>pick sniper and just hang back and shoot bad guys trying to go into buildings
>only thing I say on mic is "allahu akbar" and "we will take back our land from these infidels"
>people say they will report me if I don't shut up
>people trash talk me

We used to just call these RPers.

That's how you properly play ArmA, some light roleplaying to make it cool for everyone but not cringy enough to write reports after each mission.

You should try it, it's called Milsim.

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actually based, thanks for reminding me

>play arma on a public server
>all boomer vets are chill as fuck and friendly
>the only tryhards are autists who try to turn a public server into a hardcore mil sim

>cringe
Go back to Facebook

have sex

why am i laughing at this

sometimes I get all tacticool on mic, but spice up normal phrases with utter gibberish to see if people catch on

> TANGO, THERES A CRUMBLE ON YOUR 6! WATCH YOUR CRUMBS

> STEAK AND BEANS 5 O CLOCK AND SUPERSIZE IT

only a few people catch on.

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>Play Squad
>Underbarrel grenade launcher the fuck out of the enemy forces
>Teammate:" Holy fuck that was right on em"
>Teammate 2: "YEAH GET SOME"
RP is fucking awesome if done correctly

Soldier LARPers are only annoying when they don't know what they're doing. Personally, every Soldier I've met has carried my ass.

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>play any recent game
>no one uses mic at all
>I don't want to be the only fucko talking

*CHHRRRRRRRK* ROGER ROGER OVER THE GUY IS HEADING TO B SITE BOMB SITE OVER
*CHHRRRRRRRRK* WATCH YOUR BACK OVER AND OUT
*CHRRRRK* TANGO AT 1300 O CLOCK LIGHT EM UP, I SAID LIGHT EM UP OVER BRAVO CHARLIE

>playing online

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>High school
>"What the fuck, MW2 S&D forces you into game chat? This sucks"
>Adult
>"What the fuck, everyone in game is in a fucking discord server? This sucks"

Why is it nobody knows the difference between larp and rp? That shit is literally not larping by fucking definition you god damn retard. It is RP you stupid fucking meme-spouting, parroting fucking low IQ god damn fucking retard. Yes I'm mad, I'm so fucking mad that absolute retards just spout words randomly thinking they're so fucking smart when they're not even using it right. Fuck you, fucknugget.

youtube.com/watch?v=CemNqmVmPFg

is it a 4-4 split?

>things that never happened

why cant people just use the video game interface to talk to each other? why bother using a third party program just to fucking talk?

Nice LARP

>Live Action ROLE PLAY is not the same as Role Play
what group of retards is deciding the definitions here

Fuck off, that shit is fun.

>Yeah dude i'm an Iraq vet! medal of honor recipient

>Roger that tango alpha bravo niner hostiles inbound move on charlie requesting clear to engage over

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...really?

Its better in some games desu but most people dont know how actual radio chatter is so they fuck it up making it more complicated then necessary.
T. Leaf army

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>someone says my in game name in the voice chat
>they mispronounce it

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Where do I go to get that PR feel again?

>ten-four niner niner roger wilco I got a bogie on my six sos I repeat sos

Squad

*CHHHHRK* *swallows mic* PURPLE CHECK YOUR SIX PURPLE 6 O CLOCK TANGO ON YOUR 6 INBOUND, YELLOW TAKE FLANKING POSITIONS OVER, NO DETOURS NO DELAYS CROSS YOUR T'S AND DOT YOUR I'S LETS GET MOVING OVER AND OUT *CHHHHRK*

>I'm Oscar Mike to the Lima Zulu
>Tango at 12:30
>Weapons free!

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i imagine rping in a milsim is like rping in d&d. just get into it and who gives it a shit if it's cringe.

In-game voice chat usually sucks (not that Discord is any better, Mumble master race)

>play arma on rp heavy server
>missed the convoy out to mission
>squad leader councils me
>spend the next hour running around the camp naked with only my vest on
i love milsim

This, pretty much. Just remember when to get into the role and when not to.

>No le deja
Sounds Mexican to me, does that kid look mexican to you? there are different dialects you know

*presses mic button*
030 ENEMY INFANTRY SHORT RANGE
*dog barking noises*
*unpresses mic button*

Just want to check anytbing do any other militaries do voices over the radio without daying their callsign? Like i was doing OPFOR for some BMQL kids and all i hesrd over our radios was "Kermit the frog here" and shit like that

BROTHER I AM PINNED HERE

Secondary monitor goes on the left, not the right

whats your callsign Yea Forums?

he has 3 monitors though

Semi RP'ing with a soundboard is the funnest shit
>playing tf2
>losing pretty bad
>literally nobody on mic
>I play youtu.be/lDQ7hXMLxGc
>suddenly every single micfag in existance comes out of the woodworks as a russian conscript
>Team morale +10
>everyone starts making plays
>Easily take out the enemy team
>They were so btfo that I got teambalanced into their team
>See my team get sad that i got teambalanced in chat
>try to play my song again
>kicked immediately

Ignore the typos plz.

Anyone have a link to that interview where the Australian interviewer was roasting some esports team? That fag penguinz0 never post the source

>enemy squibbler at 2 o clock hose him down asap

fpbp
There's always other things you can play if you don't like the game or its community.

I used to be in a clan like this in BF2. Had ranks and a chain of command and everything. Probably some of the most fun I've had in gaming.

>rectangle and square is the same thing
Brainlet

but a square is a rectangle user

fuck you OP i miss playing with /a3g/

>in game communication
>larp

fuck off zoom zoom

CHV is Chilean, you tell me

I was a cadet, its basically military RP IRL (you're non-deployable), yet lots of people there were like what OP described
if they're allowed to do it so should armafags

teamwork is for queers

>always refer to enemy aircraft/flying units as "bogies"
I used to do this myself until I got corrected on it.
Bogey is for an unknown aircraft, Bandit is for an identified enemy aircraft.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multiservice_tactical_brevity_code

voice chat in general is AIDS. I don't want some spotty mong breathing into my ear while I play video games thanks. IT'S NOT THAT DEEP

>Breaker breaker this is the doorman looking for some semen
>Anybody out there pickin up what I'm puttin out COME ON BACK

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Trying to follow military radio protocol to the letter is fucking autistic, but there’s a practical purpose in speaking tactically in some games. Clear and concise communication is key and all that tacticool army speak was designed for that.

Poor communication in a game like Arma will just get your team killed.