QUICK! Think of a witty quote that Sam would say!
QUICK! Think of a witty quote that Sam would say!
Lucas Powell
Jack Phillips
My games a fucking shit load of fuck and if you bought any of them you're retarded!
Kayden Price
Poopy Penis dick eat it out your ass and blow my fucking dong shlong.
Daniel Watson
Have sex
Aaron Smith
Is it just me, or did Yea Forums drop a few iq points? Someone call Hawking.
Dominic Robinson
I just CAME in your EYE.
Lucas Ross
things are getting serious here
Leo Harris
"You just seriously piss me off"
Anthony Thompson
SS1 co-op multiplayer were the days
David Hill
I read all these in his voice.
Seriously Nigger?
Lucas Ortiz
Serious Sam 4 never.
Hudson Turner
*Kills a wojack*
"REEEEEEEEEEEE Yourself"
Camden Perry
Second Encounter is one of my favorite games of all time, except for the final boss who is lame as fuck and a pushover.
Owen Barnes
RODRIGEZ
Brayden Ortiz
Based
Jaxon Foster
Who needs a witty quote if you're too dead to hear it?
Evan Walker
I am Sam
Sam I am
Here's your order of green eggs and (Bam)
Justin Jenkins
YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!
Nolan Williams
ISHYGDDT
Nathan Turner
BIG MOUTH FOR SUCH LITTLE BITE
Aaron Nguyen
I've got balls of steel!
Jaxon Watson
Good boy !
Kevin Richardson
Hey! Preventing oncoming alien invasions is serious business!
Adam Gomez
fee fi fo fum I will fuck you in the bum
Christopher Collins
Why yes. As a matter of fact, I am.
Samuel Jackson
i'm serious
Aaron Cooper
Yes I am, and don't call me surely.
Easton Baker
who would have tought a bunch of extra terrestial visitors were weak to common gun fire and a bad case of the mondays!