Girl you like starts flirting with her crush in VC

>girl you like goes to sleep in call with her crush
Bros it's actually not fucking fair

C U C K E D

>implying we all wouldn't do that
Given we're on Yea Forums it would be weirder here not to fap to that

>falling for 3dpd

She's just doing it to make you jealous bro. Step it up and take her ass.

>tfw they claimed to never erp
>they stopped saying ily before logging out
>guy she is erping with has super endgame gear

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That makes it hotter.

>girl you like tells you she likes someone else
>girl you like starts telling you about how she's trying to get closer to that guy
it's not fucking fair bros, why did this keep happening in middle school and high school

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/gquit
Thank me later

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>meet girl
>like her
>girl you like talks to guy
>sperg out drunk one night
>says he's just an old friend
>she spends more time with you afterwards

did i do it right?

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did you erp with her tho?

>girl you like builds a house in minecraft with a different player on the server

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>girl you like starts flirting with her crush in vietcong
Whoa that sounds pretty scary you should probably report them

>fall in love with girl
>she has a bf
>just learned she loves me too but is also still loves her bf
>I'm gonna confess in a month
Which route do I take?

>liking 3d women
Why aren't you faithful to your waifu?

suicide

the mfm route

>girl you like plays minecraft with you on server she hosted for you two
>building house together
>you place two beds together
>you really think i'm going to sleep next to you?
>places a 3rd bed and lays in it
>we build house more
>she makes cute double bed bedroom thing
>tells you to get in
>mfw you is me

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same gonna happen to you.

>Never had a gf in school
>In the first year of uni, some fucking miracle happens and i go on dates with three girls, i even kiss one that basically did all the work herself because she had a crush on me since high school
>Nothing has happened since then, havent even talked with a girl on a friendly level
>It's been two years now.

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go for it
and don't let her fall in love with anyone else
be dominant
don't listen to anyone and do what feels right but letting someone else care for someone is always going to feel easier
you gotta step on toes
you gotta want it and let them know you want it

>You were the girl the whole time and you're transferring all the shit nerds gave you to your main character.

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Fuck you bitch

>22
>never been on a date
>never had a gf
>never had a girls number
>never had a female friend
It’s over lads...

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>girl that has a crush on me doesn't start the convo unless I do
>Everytime I do she says she thought I had forgotten about her.
>Hasn't talked to me in 4 days

I don't believe it anymore.

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>you are the crush

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I don’t remember that in Vice City.

>>just learned she loves me too but is also still loves her bf
This is the only route I ever get IRL. I always get the bad ending regardless.

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I want to hug that android.

>Girl likes you
>Gives you "signals" instead of saying something or asking you out
>Gets pissed off and causes a huge scene and drama lasting months because you "ignored" her

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>the robot is my crush

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The moment she says anything like this just look at her and say you want to put your penis in her

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get out bro

Always hated that shit with my ex

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Who's knows user but be careful

AVOID AT ALL COSTS

No good can come from unfaithful women. You are being used. Pussy aint shit drop it

this, he's the guy that does the cucking holy shit.

>ban her crush from the server

Hi me in a year

I orbit them and when I go offline I go on alts to find them erping and watch.

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All women are unfaithful. The only difference between them is the ones who've been caught that those who haven't.

>You flirt with everyone because you pretend to be a girl online
>Start a massive ingame and offgame war over you
>Crush on an actual girl in your group and get your heart broken as well
2002 was wild lol

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why not ERP with her yourself on one of those alts? egirls will ERP with anyone that has a good pitch.
t. egirl

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>play with girl from /vg/
>sends me pics of her butthole and strips on skype within like 3 days of knowing me
alright

This is non ironically what I always do and it works because mostly the guy ends up being a pussy bitch.

>girl you like isn't real

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>Girl you like supports another dude frequently
>She makes you support when she wants to carry

Because she only finds chad characters attractive and im probably too beta.

>have pleasant convos with a crush or two
>would shag whoever bites first
>neither one reaches out first for days, sometimes a week or two at a time
>everytime I'm proactive, it's the same "I missed you, I never hear from you, etc."
>mfw we have each other on discord desktop and app and I work third shift so I'm always available during prime vidya hours

What the fuck do they mean by this bros?

anytime ive ever played with a girl they develop feelings for me, im not trying to brag im a retard but i just dont get it.

>/vg/
>girl
That aint a girl

It's the internet niggy, you can be whatever you want just like I pretend to be a cute girl.
I believe in you.

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nah it definitely was man she had a pretty nice puss honestly, one of the nicest ive seen

I fucking love doing this, it feels really good to make the orbiters suffer for being spineless.
Get some confidence and make a move! ... Or just jack off to getting cucked I suppose. I mean you guys are into that type of thing right? Why else would you deliberately NOT EVEN TRY.

>tfw caught gf flirting with other guy
>tells me she is just messing with him
Fuck women. Traps are the future.

>Girl you like only exist in your mind
>She's a mixture of your previous failed experiences with women
>Don't want to interact with the women she is based of because you don't want to taint your perfect fiction with reality.

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>girl you like was from a mediocre show that i wish was better

>girl you like starts sharing loot with a different guy
He's probs just a better guy than you, it happens.
>Catch the girl you like erping in a hidden area of an MMO.
First you explore some hidden areas ... then you explore some "hidden areas" ;)
>girl you like goes to sleep in call with her crush
They're fucking, or at least e-fucking.
>guy she is erping with has super endgame gear
Why don't YOU have endgame gear? You sit in your house all day doing nothing and you don't even achieve anything in videogames. Why are you even on this planet if you're going to be good at literally nothing?

Youll never pass

Disregard 3D females and embrace your imaginary woman.

>She's just doing it to make you jealous bro. Step it up and take her ass.
She's not, she's getting a better guy.
Sadcat posters don't use their jealousy as motivation to improve and retake that #1 spot in the girl's heart.
Sadcat posters just ... be jealous forever. I have no idea why. Actually I'll ask, why do you guys not even try to claim that #1 spot in a girl's heart?

This is not a Vidya thread, this is just:
>Peoples who got cucked thread

Because there is a number 2 and 3 and 4 spot
And I dont want to log out and get e-cucked.

>it's not fucking fair bros, why did this keep happening in middle school and high school
Because you are inferior.
Rather than taking any of the hints you were given to become superior, you sat there and did nothing, so the girl picked a guy who would actually try.
It kept happening because you stayed inferior.
If you keep feeling sorry for yourself and coping with your problems by crying, it'll keep happening for the rest of your life. Do you want that?

>Which route do I take?
Pick whichever makes you happy.

Are you literally incapable of asking girls out? Go talk to your doctor for some anxiety medication or someshit.

>You were the girl the whole time and you're transferring all the shit nerds gave you to your main character.
You think this is easy money but this is a damn good way to fall in love with someone because your heart WANTS a partner even if your rational mind just wants to get paid. Be careful; I've known lots of girls, including one of my more distant friends, who tried e-whoring and ended up MARRIED to a guy they met on the internet.

>Never plant seeds
WTF BROS HOW DO YOU GROW A GARDEN IT'S NOT WORKING
>Never buy a ticket
WTF MAN I STILL HAVEN'T WON THE LOTTERY
>Never practice your emotions
ARGH WHY AM I STILL SAD

>Gives you "signals" instead of saying something or asking you out
I understand this and I know it's frustrating. You could ask her if she likes you or not, but there's no guarantee she'll tell the truth. If you have guy friends, ask them if they see any girls checking you out. Guys have a 6th sense for when a girl is watching them.
Or finally if she's being a bitch just tell her you don't care and you weren't interested in her, gg no re.

omg we just set a jerk off date together

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>Going to the shop to buy a ticket is as easy as approaching a girl

>you don't know any girls at all

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>confess
fucking kids.

Can't tell if you guys are being coy but I've actually done this successfully twice now. Once with a pair of budding 18 year olds and again with a newly acquainted pair of 22 year old europeans. Every time the boy folds first and ends up helping me open the girl up.

What is it, bros?

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damn nigga you fucking dumb don't go giving advice if you don't know wtf you talking about.

>No good can come from unfaithful women.
I know, I know. But shit, it's not like faithful men are common either.
>All women are unfaithful.
Can't deny. It takes some real skill as a man to train a woman out of that mindset. Most men don't even try, and just blame the woman for cheating.
>It's her fault
True, but you could've at least tried to prevent it by getting her in line. Most girls secretly love the idea of being kept in line. I mean, you train your dog where to sleep, right? Why not your spouse too?

If you keep doing it one of those guys is gonna smash your face in one day. Yeah it works but it's risky.

go on vrchat and worm your way into the groups
you already have that anime pic so you have no problem wearing the only avatars in the game that people put effort into which is anime girl avatars
don't go to the /vg/ though that's just guys being gay
you have to just keep going to worlds and finding people and trying to talk
eventually after trying enough times and it will take time you'll find someone that won't dismiss your sperginess and you can make a connection
even if it's another dude at the start if he seems cooler than you make friends with him he probably has a friend group and in those friend groups are tons and tons of e-girls
the e-girls are not good people though but they're girls and some of them might be but don't keep your hopes up
just don't bring up politics cause there's a guy right now in my friend group that probably came from here being lonely and he literally can't stop himself whenever everyone in our friendgroup brings up something slightly political he has to give his opinion even though it's the polar opposite of actually everyone on the server
if they talk about politics just be nice and let them get it out and then move on if they press you for it then sure debate if you want but w/e

there's tons of other little things too that you'll figure out eventually but you gotta just get out there and talk to people
there's lots of people int he world but try to be kind and compassionate and real with people and you'll find people that like you
this is all basic stuff that you could assume works but yeah that's all the advice people can give you
no one specific thing has universally worked for anyone besides having good basics and building from there

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>What the fuck do they mean by this bros?
Taking the initiative is hard and means you only have yourself to blame if something doesn't work out.
Waiting for someone else to take the initiative puts a lot of the risk on them.If they're afraid of initiating with you then that means they're afraid of your disapproval.
Try telling them some stuff you'd like to see them doing, wearing or saying and then be nice to them if they do it. Can help. Can also backfire really fucking hard if they're literally too anxious to do it and they sperg out and blame you for their anxiety but eh, just dump 'em if they try that.

sauce on pic?

>Girl is flirting with you all the time
>Don't realise until its too late to have acted on it
you fucking twat, she was fought to sit next to you in the cinema and grabbed your hand whenever she got scared why didn't you act you stupid fuckkkkkkkkk.

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>make friends effortlessly
>suddenly one day half past midnight an acquaintance send me a wall of text PM about how I am an awful person and my presence alone is enough to make her uncomfortable
>reply with 'ok'
>next time I run into her she apologises and says that I am one of the greatest people she knows

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>damn nigga you fucking dumb don't go giving advice if you don't know wtf you talking about.
My advice works; you're just lazy and make excuses.

>meet qt half-Jap girl in forum
>start to fall in love with her
>confess
>she says she likes me too, but LDR would never work
>stay friends, but eventually drift apart after she gets irl bf
>years go by (like 6)
>occasionally message back and forth as penpals
>I move to Japan
>mention this to her in one of our back-and-forth messages
>in her reply, she jokes about how she might move to Japan too, after mentioning she was single

Don’t know how to take this desu.

I ignore E-girls in a romantic sense because there's no point pursuing a relationship with someone that lives nowhere near me. I've had a few that I've talked dirty with and done cam shit with but I felt nothing afterwards.
Am I fucked up? I lost a friend not too long ago over this kind of shit.

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no nigga, if the girl is interested on him then she's the one who has to draw his attention, not the reverse.
That also implies asking him out.

The fuck is this?

Like this guy for example

If the girl is closer than the shop then it literally is easier to approach the girl.
>Never even try to get confidence
WTF BROS I STILL HAVE ANXIETY??? LIKE WTF

I llooooveeee you...Reeeebbbbeeecacaaaaaaa

Have you tried not being such a beta bitch?

Not him but I'm also in the same situation, we spent 1 week without talking and I had to hit her up, she said she missed me and stuff and didn't want to seem possessive or something like that, don't remember.
We haven't talked in 4 days so I'm not messaging her this time again just to test her.

>tfw your runescape BF of 3 months turns out to be a girl who used the makeover mage for sex-change

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Your patrician taste is all I needed to see. Thank you user.

>internet gf
are you guys literally underage?

stop using discord

>voice chat
Why?

>just don't bring up politics
You might as well bring it up anyway. Politics makes enemies, and if you and someone share an enemy you can become really good friends over your shared enmity.
> try to be kind and compassionate and real with people
A lot of people don't know what kindness and compassion are, and can really fuck things up by trying to force their """kindness""" on others.
Kindness isn't carrying someone through life and wiping their ass for them - it's dependency, and not healthy.
Kindness isn't being a drill sergeant and demanding a person git gud through constant coercion.
Kindness is in the middle of these two extremes. Compassion is knowing which extreme you should lean towards.

Have you communicated to her that you want her to start the conversation sometimes, or are you just "leaving hints" that you want this? Be clear with what you want her to do.
Tell her that you want her to give you a call at, say, 7pm on Friday because you'll be free then to talk to her, but you might be distracted.
She's obviously not going to because no woman keeps appointments, but this communicates to her that you want her to take the initiative.

Tell her you have a gf but it's looking like you'll break up because your current gf is iffy and you want commitment.
See how she responds.

How is this thread still up. Not bidya

>smash my face
>when he probably lives in a completely different country

The important part is telling the half-jap that you want commitment. Girls want to change themselves to become more appealing to their man, and it's the man's job to show them what he likes and encourage that change.

Oh you're flirting online. Then yeah, no risk beyond a n g e r y fuccbois sending you mean words.

Videogames?

don't listen to whatever this is
im too lazy to read it

WHAT ABOUT OTHER GAME?

>__

Precisely

OTHER
GAME
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

ALL
____OF
______THE
DAY
__________BRO

>VC
It's called DM you fucking faggots.
>b-but Dire Maul
No one wants to go to just Dire Maul, it's always people saying they want to go to DMN, DMW, or DME.

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Well no, I’m saying I’m not sure if I wanna date her. I had a crush on her back then, but not so much anymore. She’s a really cool girl, but I’ve also never met her in person. I’d love to meet her in person and hang out, but I’m not so sure I’d take things further. It’s a dilemma, she’s a good friend and I like her company, but it sounds like she’s now looking to settle since she’s turning 27 soon (I’m turning 29). That kinda thought certainly puts me off. That, and I’ve got other options here with much younger girls 18-23. Sure, the rapport and interpersonal connection is not as strong, especially due to language barriers.

So idk. I can see myself falling in love with her again, but idk if I want to.

>but it sounds like she’s now looking to settle since she’s turning 27 soon (I’m turning 29).
Changed my mind, sorry for shit advice. Stay as "just friends".

The only thing I have told her is that she isn't bothering me at all and stop thinking you do.
Never really told her to take the initiative.

Then you're failing your job as boyfriend.
The boyfriend's job is to tell the girlfriend what she can change about herself to become more appealing. By saying "you aren't bothering me and stop worrying", you're not giving her any goals to work towards. There is a huge difference between saying "Initiate conversation more, I'd like that" and "It doesn't bother me when you initiate conversation".

>Sneaking suspicion girl likes you
>Already engaged

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That means living in japan is very shit and expensive and she would like to leech off of you

Thanks, I thought I changed after the mess with my ex but it doesn't seem so.
Also she is not my GF, she likes me and I do a little bit.

In their tongue, they call you... Cuckborn

I hope it goes well for you.
What happened with your ex?

It can work but it's not very likely. I witnsessed only 1 case where it worked and they moved somewhere together

how do i get a girlfriend?

It lets you skip a cutscene later in the mission of Ryder failing to rob the Pizza Parlour, and that cutscene takes longer than failing and restarting the mission.

I was very jealous and manipulative person, leading to a toxic relationship, she even called me a sociopath once so I'm trying to change myself, we both behaved like immature 3 years ago. I still study with her but we don't talk anymore at all, she has a BF but often I catch her looking at me.

Thanks for listening and the tips, gotta learn to be more open with what I say.
have one of my favorite pics

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back of the knee maybe?

Idk, she smokes a lot of weed, and in the past had said that was the main reason why she’d never live in Japan. Now... years later...

LDR can definitely work you just both have to really want it.

Sociopathy has its benefits, especially if you play DotA, Vermintide or MMOs. That way you can laugh at incompetent teammates getting rekt rather than feeling bad for them.
Toxic relationships are no good, but they're necessary sometimes. You can't use abuse as a deterrent unless you're actually willing to go through with the abuse, and sometimes deterrence fails.

>>just learned she loves me too
Lmao she's keeping you around for free shit, you incel orbiter, otherwise she wouldn't stay with her bf.

>a few girls like me
>my autism always gets in the way of actually making a move on any of them

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>in a month
??

I have a solution.
Make a move on your autism.
Your autism is now your waifu. Congratulations!

>drugs
DROPPED

I don't know what mental illness this is but I find it a lot better to fantasize about intimacy than having a real relationship, just makes me feel uneasy like there is something I constantly have to do to keep it alive and it's just pressure that makes me feel trapped

Why does this happen bros

You do realize you will have the role of her current BF eventually?

>three dates
>somehow managed to fuck up even with one doing the work for you
user fucking how?

>boy you like says they're yours
>does everything with you
>when asked if they'll be your boyfriend they say they have to think hard about it
>this was almost two weeks ago with no new development
>despite this neither of our behaviors has changed, if anything only gotten closer

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You don't unless you have low standards. Women are like toilets, all the good ones are taken and the rest is shitty.

What a tsundere

What is it? Some new grounds animation?

Maybe he's just not a fag, but still kinda lonely.

>Meet a girl while playing League
>She lives in my city but was fat and ugly with a BF so I didn't make moves
>Join her after she breaks up with her BF for some League games with some of her other pals to just be there and support her (still was not interested)
>Flirt with her e-girl friend turns out we live a few blocks away from each other.
>Get my dink sucked for the first time the next day.
Sometimes lucky shit can just happen bros

He wants to fuck you without responsibilities

>Human interactions
God I feel sorry for you people

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yeah one of stamper's best videos

>not being the group slut that will make sure everyone is satified and stress free
It's not even the attention I just like that everyone get's along bullying my bussy. It's like the ending of IT.

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>gamer gurrls
>not being heaping trash fires of insecurity, cattiness, and retard mind traps
You'll always get the all of them with other women, but it's even worse with egirls. Seriously, gamer gurrls might be the worst thing to happen to online gaming.

>couldve lost my virginity at 15 to a cute underclassman
>she literally dragged me into bed
>got scared after second base and did nothing
>24 and still a virgin
take solace in knowing that you are not the biggest beta on this board

Nigga I play a submissive futa catgirl. Lol get the fuck over yourself and play the role your charecter the way you want. Now get in there and mating press her if not for yourself then for Yea Forums I believe in you cuckanon.

Gay and in denial. Many such cases of people who swear that they're not gay, they only like """feminine""" penis, and they only like crossdressers for their girly qualities, which is why disappointed when a girl in cosplay turns out to actually be a girl.
Expect them to argue endlessly over how dickgirls, traps, and transgenders are not the same thing, even though they're all dudes disguised as girls.

>flirts with you all the time in games and talk nonstop every day for a month
>even sends kisses and hugs to eachother
>suddenly goes cold
>claims to have never been into you
>says to you they don't like talking that much and you should stop trying to initiate conversation

It hurts. Why are people like this?

I was gonna say something about this and then I remembered what board I'm on. Carry on, user.

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they are the outcasts of women, not even regular women likes hanging out with them so they seek solace and group-feels with nerdy guys instead. It's kinda predatory desu.

Because girls are psychopaths who just do this shit

They say that the longer you're on Yea Forums the gayer you become. I remember a decade ago I found futa abhorrent. I don't watch tranny porn or gay porn, but I also don't care if the person I erp with is a guy. We could debate the levels of gayness but honestly most people need to just be more secure about who they are.

>mfw trapfags trying to co op futas

>They say that the longer you're on Yea Forums the gayer you become.
Partially true; the longer you're on Yea Forums the more fetishes you pick up, so unless you're actively trying to wash your mind of bad fetishes you'll eventually pick up some gay shit.
A lot of 4groids don't practice emotional hygiene at all, and in their unwashed mind the fetishes just pile up until they overflow into the user's personality.

>We could debate the levels of gayness
If you're a guy, and you imagine yourself having sex with a girl, then that's gay because you're imagining a man having sex.
But if you imagine yourself as a lesbian having sex that's gay too because it literally is fucking someone of the same sex.
And imagining yourself as a girl, solo, masturbating? Highway to tranny shit there, true gay.
Basically all sex is gay.

Did you actually flirt back?

>Girl starts sharing your semen with her friends
It was a gift to be treasured you cunt

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What a fucking whore.

>gamer gurrls might be the worst thing to happen to online gaming.
Nah, the worst thing to happen to online gaming was Matchmaking, then it's Consoles being online, then Games As Service, then Quakeworld shutting down, then """eSports""".
Gotta agree that gmr grrls are probabl #6 on the list tho.

>girl takes the nut and immediately runs away to plant at a crime scene
These hos out here baka

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>Girl comes out of the monitor and give me a blowie.
crikey mate.

>If you're a guy, and you imagine yourself having sex with a girl, then that's gay because you're imagining a man having sex.
WTF

They smelled beta.

My friend was 27 and lost his virginity to a girl whom he now lives with happily. It’s not a race user, just go places to meet them, like somewhere you share a hobby and keep pushing yourself to talk more and more each time. Rejection is a great teacher and makes for good stories later down the road.

I'm sorry user you have the gay.
But you can be manly gay, rather than a sissy gay.

>Make friends effortlessly
>Somehow forget how human interaction works at the tail-end of highschool and turn into a fat spaghettidropping autist

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Gimme a cute bf/gf, NOW!

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