Why does she have to be so smug about?
Why does she have to be so smug about?
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Her cunny is alluring and is one of the main reasons her game sells. Anyone would be smug about it.
Being in a shit game.
Peck
>inb4 the devs didn't intentionally make her dripping with sex appeal
Is her game actually good? I was let down with Odyssey and there are virtually no other 3D plats on the market.
Forcing tranny propaganda upon children
Yes
It's not quite as good as Odyssey (obviously) but a solid indie title. If you're looking for a modern platforming title then it's pretty much just this or Yooka-Laylee, which is complete shit.
She's cool as fuck. How do I become so cool?
It's more like Sunshine than Odyssey. If you thought Odyssey was shit because it wasn't Sunshine, you'll like AHIT
He knows that he tricked his whole fanbase into believing he is biologically a female.
how is it like sunshine
>"Progressives" are also paedophiles
More news at 11
That pedos will one day be lined up against walls and shot. All of them.
>virtually no other 3D plats
That means you didn't look hard enough. Or you onw only Switch.
>tfw I just beat the game and see this thread
Are the DLCs worth it? Looks like they have actual cutscenes
>t.
>appropriating /ourgirl/
Not so fast, tranny
>It's not quite as good as Odyssey (obviously)
small yikes
The art-style looks like an incoherent mess from some of the images I've seen. But the Nyakuza map looks great. Will be picking it up during Days of Play.
She triggered a couple thousand retards by putting a texture in the middle of nowhere
t. Faggots
Holy BASED
Add another one to the triggered pile
what do her feet smells like?
reminder. if you get angry at a single texture in a video game. you are as dumb as the retards that thought johnny cage doing the circle game in mk11 was white supremacy
this game is sold in russia, turkey and the middle-east.
The artstyle is less of an incoherent mess than Odyssey IMO
The controls and use of movement abillities, and a cast of fun recurring characters and actually coherent world designs
But he was doing okay sign.
And there is "disgusting trannies are okay" flag.
Successful gender reassignment surgery?
Do it, multiplayer makes it so worth it
I'm not a defender of Odyssey, but the art-style was the one saving grace for me in that game. I fucking hate the plain, sanitized New Super Mario aesthetic that they use in every game, like 3D World. So it was actually refreshing to not see that and see actual interesting designs and ideas again. Yes, it was incoherent, but that was the point. He was on an Odyssey around the world and I liked that each location he visited was radically different from the others. I'm actually worried that with the next game, they'll go back to the shitty boring NSMB art-style because Mario isn't travelling anymore. Hopefully Odyssey made it clear to them that having weird, original, and creative designs and ideas in Mario games CAN work.
It didn't look like a Mario world though, New Donk city looks like when modders ported Mario to GTA:V. You can have Mario visiting different worlds without throwing established art direction out the window.
it's infinitely better than odyssey
This smug dance alone is making me want to buy this game.
>Is her game actually good?
Yes.
It's only downside is its short length, which does leave ya wanting for more.
i want to fug her while she holds that smug face
She has massive cute-ero energy.
Be cute and then you can be cool.
Hat kid has all the major "C"s
Idk, I think it's clear that the NSMB art-style is pretty limiting and restrictive. The devs were probably tired of it too and wanted to flex their creative muscles. That NSMB art-style got stale really quick and there's serious burnout after NSMB, NSMB Wii, NSMB U, NSMB 2, 3D Land, and 3D World. Imo, they should deviate from the NSMB shit but still incorporate the trademark imagery like pirhanna plants, green pipes, question mark blocks, brick blocks etc. because Odyssey was the freshest Mario game in like a decade to me. Tostarena's aesthetic is glorious. I love Tostarena.
Hat kid has Hat rights backed not by a document or by the deeds of her ancestors, but by STICKERS. She fought for those rights so she gets to be smug about it.
What have you done to fight for your rights, Yea Forums?
Her massive pedo fanbase.
i wish i had realized the splitscreen coop was actually good and worked well with the game earlier, i never heard anyone mention that it actually worked until i had already beaten it. at least i got to play the dlc, some death wish stuff, and left over collectibles with my wife
I tried to do her smug dance and ended up looking silly and stupid.
How do you dance?
Cat Crime
If up taunts, down blows kisses, and left and right switch hats, try experimenting, motherfucker
PECK
what do you actually use the mulitplayer for? can you interact in any way, or are you just jumping around with other people?
>a horde of e-celeb twitter screenshot spamming smash retards
vs
>1 little colored decal
who will win?
>your life will never be enriched solely by the allure of a moist hole between your legs
Oooooooof
You can jump on top of each other and beat each other up, as well as throe catch with objects and using ice slam to send people flying from the shockwave. Aside from that it's mostly just running around spamming voice commands and dancing together
I was also let down with Odyssey and pleasantly enjoyed this.
I see cute and funny areola
I'm not buying this game until it gets a proper ohysical, so stop tempting me.
youtu.be
around 5:41
The game + online DLC is worth it for this sticker alone
Propagating trannies and pedophilia makes you very smug.
>people here paid for this
>instead of just playing a superior platformer like Mario or some shit
Odyssey is shit, I had more fun with AHIT
>Why won't people play old platforming games instead of this new one?
And don't even pretend like Mario's been good the past decade
Nintendo enforces transgenderism and girlyboy cross dressing too.
But you want to fuck Link, dontchu? So they pass.
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Remember: don't say the P-word! Don't say p-e-c-k!
I'm just glad that this game follows the platformer unwritten law to have THAT level. You already know the one.
SHUT THE FUCK UP PECK NECK
DARLING!!!
Her moans?
Her not subtle western anime loli design?
Designated kiss button?
She was literally designed with ero-kawaii in mind, that's the whole reason for the "CUTE AS HECK" propaganda.
SUCK MY CUTE AND FUNNY TOES AND BALLS YOU PECKING PECK FACE
what happened to ben franklin that made him like this
It's literally the best game I have played in the last 20 years and I have been playing video games for 30 years.
DARLING, DARLING YOU ARE SO RUDE!!!
Hat kid vs Hanayama
Who wins?
Hat Kid knows how to defeat a mafia boss so she might win this one.
Mash dpad up and down. You must have the umbrella equipped.
Hat kid is legit kinda rude tho.
I found it more fresh. It's competently made but the base game does feel to be too short.
Hat Kid wins because she is a psychopathic eldritch time god merely masquerading as a small child for kicks.
eldritch time lords have a very immature and rude way of expressing their feelings on their diaries...
and hairlines
Wow, that's a bold statement. Are you sure you're not a marketer?
This. She can lift a fully grown walrus with one hand.
Look man nobody likes outhouse duty.
Yeah but Hanayama fought a Megalodon underwater and barehanded and won easily. He also has a superior bone structure and is a genius in the art of fighting.
I chose my time frame carefully. 1996 was the launch of the N64 and 1994-1999 was the era of some of the best video games of all time. It's not QUITE as good as Super Mario 64 was during its heyday but captures the same feeling almost perfectly.
For how varying the stages and timepieces are I feel like the base game is pretty much the perfect length. It doesn't overstay its welcome in any of the worlds.
Seal the Deal is a mixed bag because the cruise is short, and kind of bad save for the game's overall charm, and some of the death wish challenges are ludicrous.
Nyakuza is easy, but okay in length. Good for one evening's romp.
The game's overall presentation really carries it whenever the gameplay falls a little short.
Mustache Girl's laser beam attack seemed to be hitting me despite there being like 2 or 3 hat kid worth's of space between the Hat Kid and the laser.
Or was there something else in the attack that I wasn't noticing.
Because weird hitboxes was a recurring if minor issue I had with AHiT
It´s really good and charming. Optimization is not that great however. The base game is also a bit too easy while Death Wish gets extremly hard and frustrating right from the get-go
When she's doing the phase transition she'll hit you no matter where you are unless you run towards her to make her jump
Oh yeah this thing CHUGS. You better have a beefy ass pc to run it. Or wait for the switch version.
Normal Mustache Girl or Mustache Girl EX? EX variant has Time Piece attack tied to beam attack, maybe you didn't see the black lines on the floor?
What does that have to do with anything?
PHYSICAL COPY WHEN? I'll even take Limited Run at this point.
The normal fight.
I remember timing a double jump into air dive into homing attack over the beam regardless of her variant so I can't really say about the beam's horizontal hitbox desu
I think you pretty much have to do this to avoid it
Because believe it or not, shes actually a bad gal.
im serious, she is a bad and selfish person
Just look at what happened in act 3 of the arctic cruise lol
yep, thats one of the few examples of hows shes a villain. Shows no care for anyone as long as she gets her hourglasses. Never actually fixes any of the villain's problems
>mafia town is still mafia town, heck she saved the mafia.
>The birds are still gonna be directing movies with intense rivalry but atleast not as cutthroat anymore)
>Snatcher is still making deals and owns the forest, with the princess still a monster holed up in her mansion.
>The mountain goat thigns were just neutral and want to be left alone, but hatgirl poisoned them all even if she fixed it later.
>When confronting mustache girl who was pounishing villains, hat girl sided with the villains.
>Arctic cruise, crashed the ship and caused a titanic style event just for 1 hourglass.
>Nyakuza metro, worked with the boss just so she can steal from her. Didn't even try and help police in cornering her which would be easier. Boss is just biding her time while police are investigating her but when they leave shell be back in full force.
Record yourself and post it.
What's wrong with his face?
Sale when?
This. It's too much for current price. Wait for E3 sale.
It was actually on sale a month ago for the dlc release
>bow kid fucking dies
Holy fucking BASED
Smacking and running is the best stress relief after long session of Death Wishes