Meanwhile at the Yea Forums mansion

g-guys why is there graphite on the roof?

Man those burritos sure were great!

who wants to start a clan on fallout 76 with me?

You wanna say that again?

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Based, anyone want to cast spells later?

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Is it true that Barneyfag killed himself? Also how the hell does he afford that house if he dabs on horsefuckers all day?

*muffled party rock anthem playing from upstairs*

Who tied this girl into the basement?

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Poops in ur mouth while ur sleeping

Oh shit, nobody told me we had pizza leftover
.
.
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Who the fuck shit in the pizza box?

this man is delusional!
get him to the in/v/irmary!

Imagine the smell.

god I wish I was her

Stop inviting Savitz over for Civ

>not even a loli
get rid of that disgusting female

How can party rock be in the house when everybody's outside?

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He lives with his parents and he's not dead

U CANT POST THAT ON A CHRISTIAN MANGER

Oh shit the cops are here. What the fuck did you do this time

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Can I post this?

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GOD DAMN IT DAN WHAT THE FUCK

Who the fuck shat in the pool

For the last time QUIT HIDING MY FLATOUT 1 INSTALL DISCS YOU CUNTY HEADED TITSTITCHES

based, saving humanity by eating each other's unwashed nasty pusys in the middle of an infected horde

Please let me back inside! I promise not to do the move again!

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Yeah that's why i asked.

Get smoked Faggotts great value ones are shit had to use the whole container of salt

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Ties u to a crufix
Heh not this time

I'M A PERFORMANCE ARTIST

I just washed the dishes, can't you people keep it that way for 10 minutes?

>Begins unlocking door

Seriously this, does nobody here know about cumming into a tissue? You’ll save everyone a lot of grief if you just take a second or two to think

SO FUCKIN Lewd

>*Room of Angel playing in the distance*

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Step it the fuck up: just cum in a crushed water bottle and recycle it. I've been doing it for twenty years.

that's just nostalgia.

Guys, there's this girl that's been standing outside the front gate for a while.

What do we do?

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your gout is fucking bigger than DSP's dan god fucking damn it

thats George

I called the cops.

>he doesnt know

Will one of you tuck me in and read me a bedtime story!

Idunno but he says he got some brews and Led Zeppelin cds

Isn't that one of the famous terrorists trio "Los Colores"? We are fucked

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle, he was so ugly that everyone died.
The end.

If anyone wants to come up to my room and play some Double Dash, I got a couple Steelies and some snacks.

I'll dress up like a girl too if you want :3

Guys I bought tendies but you can only have some if you don't have a job.

*tucks user in*

There was once a 37 year old boomer who posted on an Anonymous image board at 3AM. He was roleplaying in a thread filled with 15 year old zoomers, pretending to live in harmony in an abandoned, decrepit mansion with no running water or electricity. One night, he demanded to be tucked into bed and read a bedtime story. The end.

who wants to play videogames ?

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so when are we kicking out all the faggots and cross dresser
i'm sick of all these unused tampons and dirty pink striped knee socks

Who shit in the kitchen?

Zzz!

Nobody here plays video games.

What if I have a job, but all I do there is shitpost all day?

I'll suck your dick instead, how about that?

If I knew of an investment that you fuckers could buy into and have a 10% shot at unironically becoming millionaires would you do this?

I may or may not have such information

LMAO VIDEO GAMES? WHAT ARE YOU A FAGGOT

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Can... Can I fuck it!

Alright retard spit it out. If it's crypto I'm going to fucking break your legs

Pancakes for breakfast? Fucking again?

you're the only one who wakes up in the morning so why bother

>projectile liquid shitting out a window

WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKERS TOOK MY FLASH DRIVE FULL OF DOLPHIN PORN I NEED IT FOR SCIENCE REASONS

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hey

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guys the pizza delivery driver is a girl. WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO?????

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>implying breakfast has to be in the morning

Yes it is crypto, this stupid spam filter thinks the information I was about to drop was spam though so unless these links I try to send next don't work I won't be able to convince you so fuck it. Also, surely you don't expect me to just spoonfeed you after being such a massive faggot, right?

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PUT HER IN THE FUN DUNGEON IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO APPEASE YGNOV THE DESTROYER

Guys please don't use the dishwasher to clean your dragon dildos.

WHO FLUSHED THE BATH BOMBS!?

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just leave the money at the door and maybe she'll go away

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Just because you wake up at 4 in the afternoon and eat ass, that doesn't mean it's breakfast

Just curbstomped some faggot's PS4 lol

wan c my tits?

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Anyone wanna get drunk and high I got some Evan Williams 100 proof and some spliffs

>every square inch of the mansion is covered in shit piss cum and some blood
>mold and fungus grow free reign and rats and roaches are seperate warring kingdoms within the rooms

Just give her a light tip. You can borrow my fedora

ChainLink is a FUD psyop created by biz before the 2017-18 bullrun even began. They WANT you to think it was all just a meme but truth is stranger than fiction. DYOR and come to the conclusion yourself, you're welcome:
>imgur.com/a/R2Pm5xE
>smartcontract.com/
>link.smartcontract.com/whitepaper

WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKERS SUCKED MY DICK WHILE I WAS SLEEPING?

WHO THE FUCK CURVED STOMPED MY PS4!?

THIS IS WHY I REMAIN AT LARGE, EVEN TO THIS VERY DAY!

Eating ass is part of a balanced diet you mongrel

>crypto
Don't you have a pajeet thread in /biz/ right now?

Don't forget to buy the top again

Sup.

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The ad said you guys had PS3 games here, but I've asked around and no body can find any. Seriously, can someone help me?

Let's put her in the basement,she'll have comany with the other girl and darkholme.

If I found out who keeps updating my hacked consoles i'm going to have to stab a nigga

Let's round them up!!

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anyone up for a match of TF2?

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Guys, one of you needs to stop pooping in the shower and stomping it into the drain.

Guys there is a van that has been parked outside for the past 3 days. I told you not to download those files.

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what if i just took a shit on the floor right here? like, right now?

I just went diarrhea all over our gamecube guys :)

has anyone seen my snuggie I need it back

>implying it's just one of us
We take showers together and shit in the drain to save water.

God if we get swatted
There's gonna be a lot of dead bodies

that thing in the top right looks like it has its eyes bulging out and is making a very excited face

Hey check out how hard I can pee.

Jokes on you. I reported it myself.

WHY IS THE INTERNET SO FUCKING SLOW

Sorry m8, that’s my van. I’ve been waiting for a candy sale before I go and take it for a spin.

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CAN SOMEONE FUCKING TELL KYLE TO STOP ORDERING MONSTER ULTRA BLUE?! WE HAD THAT SHIT FOR 3 STRAIGHT FUCKING WEEKS!

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I'm going to the store. What cereal should I get?

We are in America, and the ISP refuses to send a technician to the property for some reason.

Just downloading a bunch of extra ram on my 15 computers to slow down your online gaming performances

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Anyone wanna play some Smash?

Hey Yea Forums can you guys watch this for me for a while? I'm gonna be right back

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I hope you guys have something special planned for my birthday next week : )

btw guys i'm bug bombing the house

Oh boy free choccy milk!

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Guys, I'm stuck in the penis room.
soundcloud.com/dusthillboy/newpenisroom Can anyone help?

REESES PUFFS

WHERE ARE THE CHEETOS?

OK can everyone please stop doing little shits on the floor and calling them Pac-Man Pellets, its fucking disgusting

We should just nuke the site for orbit, its the only way to be sure

But the ghosts!

I was stuck in there just last week. It’s like an escape room game. Find a way to make all the dicks flaccid and the door will unlock.

WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY COPY OF CAVEMAN NINJA

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What's behind the locked door in the basement?

*dabs*

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Who the fuck keeps opening the door to the dilation station?
I thought we agreed to keep that shit closed.

you did not see graphite on the roof

*knock knock*

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>Assuming anyone (or everyone) at Yea Forums is actually rich enough to buy a mansion.

ok this isnt funny, untie me

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*schlop* *schlop* *schlop*

LOL nerd

don't knock it till you try it

I fucking miss Sonic Sprites. That shit was my entire childhood and the jokes were so fuckin solid. The Microsoft Sam voices and google image result backgrounds, like the Gaylord Manor only added to the charm. I cant look at a picture of a mansion like in OP's pic without feeling.

oops sorry

It’s a government sanctioned community house for the mentally ill. Don’t you remember what happened after video games were classified a mental disorder?

Hey medievalfags, want to go massacre everyone in the weeb wing at 4am? let me know if you're down.

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I'm going onna beer run, what the fuck do you guys want. I'm not buying any fucking water this time, I don't care if Clydes' Indian hangover trick works, I'm not bringing a giant fucking bottle with me.
>Pic related, it's my lucky car. I stole it off some lucky guy.

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I own a hotel. Bought for 2.2 million in 2011 and have offers to sell it for 5 million now. Holding out for 6.

h-hey you guys forgot to tell me you guys were hanging last night ha-ha i didnt get told well i guess we all forget right haha thats fine you know its cool

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weeb here
my katana will cut through your inferior non-folded weapons like butter

user, I hate to tell you this but that isn't chocolate milk, it's poop. Specifically MY POOP. The user that left it there emptied my piss hat and so I had to teach him a lesson. You know how if you change your diet you cum can taste different? well, depending on what you eat and drink it can have a similar effect on shit. I wasn't happy with my first batches texture so I put it in cum draw. I then remembered that birds don't have a separate hole for shit and piss and so I started adding my urine into the mix. suffice to say the result was a success. you are drinking my shit and piss. god I love you.

don't cover for me, user.

I have a treaty with the NAP folk and they are my property.

We all LITERALLY hate you , faggot.

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DON'T LET HIM IN

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>Hello I got a order for 50 large pepperoni pizza

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yo man wtf I didnt give you permission to take pictures

Your katana won't do shit with those weeb arms, faggot. Besides, you'll all probably be watching your favorite schoolgirl anime when we storm in.

Also guys, be sure to mind our steps, there will no doubt be obstacles. Body pillows, Realdolls (males), dragon dildos and a heap of rolled up Final Fantasy posters that have been cummed on and disposed of in the corner.

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sauce

isn't that the orgy room

it's the orgy room down the hall bro

Someone's big sister is harassing me! Help!

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Yeah, I wonder what The Los Colores are up to?

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Who wants to pitch in to buy a better rig to render our house

It was an absolute blast running a train on this bitch with you guys. Would do it again.

no thanks

think whatever you want to think
we’re trained in ninjitsu and chi evocation so come at your own risk

Ayo someones mail came in. Looks like girls clothes

Who tf ordered this?

OUT OF MY ROOM user, I'M WATCHING IMPORTANT VIDEOS!

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That's a misnomer. Los means "the" in Spanish, so in English, you'd just call them "The Colores"

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sorry, you must be looking for the house next door, I was the one who ordered 100 cheese pizza with extra pineapple and sardines. do you have a little sister who'd like to cum and play? I LIKE CUNNY!! CUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYY FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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you better take them

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what is that silly horse doing?

W_What? I'm just taking care of a girl, what's their problem?

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we're sorry to bother you sir but could you please....

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There’s always something going on in the Sony room.

If you like, user, I could be that giraffe just for one night
:)

The boys all called me a dumb redditor. I'm not really welcome anywhere, and I thought I'd be welcome here... Now I'm crying in the basement, and I've never felt so pathetic

No. Now get the fuck off my property.

user, don't trust their lies!

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you're trained in being faggots, faggot

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no thanks

Can you guys do me a favor and not look in the hole I'm digging in the backyard? There's a...thing apparently beneath the mansion, and I need it.
Also, if a bunch of grumpy pirates turn up muttering about payment, just ignore them. We're negotiating.

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pizza?

doesn't that happen in like 90% of the rooms? what makes sonys so different?

also, I took this picture of this dude staring outside the alleyway just watching us. should I call the police?

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BROOOOS, Yea Forums IS AT THE GATE AGAIN!

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Is there a shader in this screenshot or enb? looks pretty

This van is sitting outside, it's been there for several hours now.
Did someone order flowers?

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I say we let him and my wood cutting friends in .

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it's okay, they can't get past the piss n' shit moat

Ah excelent, I was getting bored.

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where is the kino room

funny, I keep seeing this van outside too. think there related? it's always this really short driver with long hair. maybe it's a trap. trapsds a hot and definitely not gay so I reckon we should let them both in

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I drained it last week into room. turn me down. that'll shoah you

Who took my panties? I want them back

user, if you take the last cup of coffee and don't start a new pot, the next cup is going up your ass, mug and all.

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That's just Suzy user, she's part of the organ harvesters, don't worry about it, she only harvests lolicons.

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my room but you have to alone at midnight.

I wasn't me. no sir reee I am absolutely not warming them RIGHT NOW!

yeah! hey user wanna come over to ken's with us? we have bionicles

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Anyone want to play BF4 with me? I need a gunner.

You two got money? I'll let you use the bed for money ... don't sleep much anymore.

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so long as you don't mind me reenacting this classic scene

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Oh my god, who touched Sasha?

Alright. WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!

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Who ever keeps smashing his keyboard over his monitor, can you please stop, I don't care how bad you are at vidya, you're wasting our oney on new ones on a weekly basis.

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twas i good sir. and I may touch it again ;)

GUYS, HE JUMPED THE FENCE THIS TIME, HELP!

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fuck off faggot I'll smash whatever and whoever I want and there is not a damn thing you can do to stop me. ps sorry for selling rare ww1 dildo collection

If I catch another one of you niggers bring skub into this house, I will rip off your head and shit down your cock guzzling throat
This is a skub-free home, got that?

Which one of you forgot to gag the loli again?

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why contain him? btw have you heard of this great new game called Rage 2? I hear that it's full of epic gaymer moment that we love. I sure do love videogames and play them every single day.

Anyone want to take turns editing a YouTube poop?

Hey guys, I've found hentai mags in the kitchen, you guys know the rules, no non-videogame related comics outside your room. I'm confiscating these, if you want them back you'll have to come to the front desk, I'm taking your photo for the wall of shame for the week when you come to claim it. It better not happen again.

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Ok dont get too rowdy now without me guys! Ill try to get off work early today

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sorry my b. what can I do to make up for it? *licks lips*

GUYS WHAT THE FUCK MY SPIDERS ARENT IN THEIR CAGE WHO LET THEM OUT??..

GUYS WHAT THE FUCK MY SPIDERS ARENT IN THEIR CAGE WHO LET THEM OUT??..

You should've bought his game user.

who ordered pee online again?

*plays youtube.com/watch?v=u_7z_WVcpdw at max volume nonstop*

it was me
all me
... do I even need to say it

YOU, I DO NOT FORGET.

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Tarantulas fucking explode when microwaved
Mark that down in the Yea Forums Grimoire of Knowledge

I ungagged her, I also set the other one free and gave her scissors.

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goody goody in my puddy. what are you gonna do to me you big hunk of a man? you gonna punish me? slap me? spank me? kiss me? fall in love and marry me?

EVERY ONE OF THOSE EIGHT-LEGGED FUCKERS HAVE TO DIE
EVERY ONE OF THEM, YOU HEAR ME?

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who pays for all this shit?

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stop covering for me. I'm the one who ungagged her. I gotta ask why you gave her the scissors?

Okay anons, I'm off to work, some one has to help pay bills and stuff. Can you guys do me a solid and get dinner ready?

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Holy shit for the last time bros my friend is DUDE stop replacing all his clothes with a godamn dress every time he goes to take a shower!

does. I thought everyone knew. next you'll be saying that you don't know the secret of level 24

Guess that means you'll have to take her place, user

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She asked nicely. And let me pat her on the head after.

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Sorry user but video games never taught me how to cook.

them tell your "dude" to stop looking like a woman. also, why is he showering over here? are you two doing something tat might make either of your dirty?

>the bear the bull the diviiiiide
Fuck off, Uslessys

Can you guys stop blaring shitty metal and anime songs, it's fucking impossible to sleep around here.

No. *Cocks gun* activate defense systems.

Not today Satan!

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Hey, bro. I'll hold them when he showers. I'm nearby, so it won't be a problem. Tell him to give me his number so that we can talk and I can give them to him when he's done showering

Nice try user, but I'd be too much of a queen for you even if I did.

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NO THEYRE HARMLESS

fair enough. did you give her the password to the shota-cave?

Is this a real show?

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Don't post pictures of our patron saint. Some say he still roams these halls.

*nuzzles*i wuv ooo

>He doesn't play cook serve delicious, cooking simulator, overcooked,
Get to it.

Silly Satania poster, that's Mitsuboshi Colors. By the way, you posting that image makes me hard. Can I suck your penis in your room?

Ok guys say cheese

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We have a what now?

I own a few houses whose total value is around 6.7 mil. I need to hire a manager though because they all get leaks at the same time and I don't want to deal with all that.

just remember that if I find any applel products in your room me and my /g/angsters will publicly BTFO you

Has anyone seen my cat?

Who ever put those reddit drawings up is losing half his pizza rations this week.

He's my cat now. Don't make it weird.

Newfag

Don't worry, I use Android and Windows 8.1!

>Even the dog is overweight

Meanwhile, in the dark unseen corner of user's room.

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My penis is too big to be sucked user, I'm sorry!

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don't worry anons I gave this cat to a lovely chinese lady so promised me great fortunes if I did. still don't feel lucky though, think I got scammed? she did kind of seem hungry

GODDAMMIT I AM GOING TO MASTURBATE TO HER TONIGHT! NO ONE BOTHER ME IF YOU'RE NOT GAY

Sorry bro, guess I'm just not gay enough to care. I would like a list of with everyone that's used the cave tho. For ... reasons.

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The house looks like a pair of boxers

I'm pretty sure that wants to kill it

>The egg story got a fucking JAV
link pls

I'll help but there will be lots of teasing, you can join me in the shower user!

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Whos the fucking asshole that keeps throwing away all the left shoes?

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just hold your cum in your foreskin and walk it to the toilet

I'd gladly join you in the shower, user! I'm all about teasing, too. It's better to imagine

How is he gonna kill, what something he can't see until it's too late?

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wait a minute. pardon me if I seem perplexed by this but ARE YOU A NIG NIG NIG NIGGER? DO YOU HAVE ROODY POO SKIN? DO YOU STEAL ipHONES AND THEN MAKE THREADS ON /G/ ASKING HOW YOU GET PAST ICLOUD? ARE YOU BLACK?

Just cum into your underwear and wash it afterwards, fool.

or to my room ;)

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Imagine? Ha! I bet you're really good at that! I bet you're still a virgin and haven't even held a pair of boobs in your hands yet!

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why would you want that haha

>not cumming in your hands and launching it at the nearest person while shouting "Web throw!"

Ah, of course.

Y-Yeah I am. I don't have any experience with the real stuff. I hope that you can work with that, user

Did anything ever come of Barneyfag being doxxed?

Psst user, here, take this, just in case.

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WHO ATE THE LAST TOASTER STRUDEL

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You okay bro?

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hehe yeah. ththat wwwould be horrible hehe but, you know hheh as a jojoke I wouldn't mind if you came to my room in the dead of night and let me service you to multiple climax. you know as a laugh! a bit of a prank hehe

*nods erotically in your direction*

haha you're such a funny guy user haha you're not being serious r-right

I did you a favor user, the thing was almost charred, way to dry to bother with.

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Ew touching your face after fapping without washing hands.

Well sorry user I don't want to take up the image limit with erping and ruining the fun thread for everyone! So good luck DREAMING of fucking me and my big tits! Hope you don't blow your load too early!

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Thank you, user! I appreciate it! How kind of you! I'll also think about your cock, too! :)

*hacks your phone to force it to play youtube.com/watch?v=nZXRV4MezEw so I can track you*

Gimmy a break user, I'm too tired to bother right now, besides, why would that be ew, do you not wash your privates or something?

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Just shut up and post your disc you dumb bitch.

lol *licks lips*

SIMPLE AND CLEAAAANNNNN

I like the smelly cummy fishy smell

Haha, that's neat and all user, but I keep my phone shut off unless I want to make a call. And 99% I don't.

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haha w-what's with that look user?

GUS HELP SHE'S INSIDE ME!

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Yea Forums really is the gayest board.

Yep, I'm moving to the shed, this place has been overrun by the gay anons. Stay out of my shed.

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Good thing I lost my job two weeks ago, right?

*notices bulge* looks like someone wants to say hello ;)

Just take it like a man user, sometimes you have to make sacrifices to keep your lady friend happy.

gayer then /hm/?

haha I have no idea what you mean haha

Was that the doorbell? Who could be arriving at this hour?

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but user! dude (looks like a lady)

That board is on that awful Yea Forums. I only browse the advertiser friendly 4channel.

alrite who wants to play some dotes and mind if I remind you again when playing don't tilt each other okay I swear to god

someone post the cunny vocaroo

vocaroo.com/i/s00ZjHzRPJ2K

I'M GOING TO SAY THE J WORD!!!!

WHO THE FUCK CUMMED ON MY LIGHTNING FIGURINE

I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL BURN THIS MANSION DOWN AND ALL OF YOU FAGGOTS ALONG WITH IT
KILL THESE FUCKING FREAKS OF NATURE RIGHT NOW

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vocaroo.com/i/s1ZNlYLR4gGe

WHO KEEPS PUTTING SHITTY FUCKING CREEPYPASTA GAMES ON MY COMPUTER?

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Where are the girls?
I... j-just want a fucking gf to play vidya with....

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it wasn't me

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I'm sorry. You just had me going while I had an erection. Now it's all gone haha :)

TORIYAMAAAAAAA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Sorry no girls just "girls".

the little girls are down the hall and to the left password 1234

make sure that you you don't open the door on the right as that has the perpetually horny futas

Will do.

Jokes on you, you utter fool. I dont even own a phone.

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I'm going to bed, guys. Please try to keep it down up there. Dust keeps falling from the ceiling onto my face. Jesus

aint that where the twink climbs inside the dudes dick?

seriously guys I don't like sleeping too late

Guys Im sorry but I snitched you all to the FBI
Have fun in prison or whatever

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That wasn't me!
I will take credit for hotgluing your 2b figure though.

Haha >:(

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WHERE ARE MY POP TARTS

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WHICH ONE OF YOU FAGGOTS CAME ON MY CUM THAT'S FUCKING GAAAAYYYYYYY

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I'll join cunny jerk circle in da basement .

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*It ain’t me starts playing*

Who's cooking tonight?

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I'm sorry it was me but it was accident man

Futas are biologically very unlikely user, who are you trying to bamboozle? They're just guys pretending to be girls, aren't they?

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Just post yours instead.

quit WASTING the bread in the garden, FUCK
i'm going to have to keep my bread in my closet

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FUCK
I WENT STRAIGHT
I'M BEING CHASED BY FUTA LOLIS
GOD HELP ME I'M GETTI

>implying any of us can cook

It's up there so the rats can't get to it. We have birds around for a reason

wa wa what nnnn no i i shut up you you double nugger

Im makeing pancakes

I am cooking

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Who the fuck drilled a gloryhole in the bathroom?

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why would you even say that you're keeping things in there? you can expect a visit from me later. foolish boy

Wait you were actually gonna eat that stuff, user? I thought some one bought them as a meme and tossed it in the trash dude. Buy a pie or something, what are you doing to your body?

which one? is there a new one?

okay plan tossed. bread now stays in my messenger bag

Ordering pizza again I guess ...

Hey guys can we play some nintendo games now? owo

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>make sure that you you don't open the door on the right as that has the perpetually horny futas
hah yes opening that door would be terrible haha

quiet down in the kitchen!!

WHO TURNED ON THE SUN
PLEASE TURN IT OFF SOME PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO MINE HERE

STOP USING MY FLESHLIGHT

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so there are things for me to TOUCH in your bag hmmmm

go dilate somewhere else faggot.