What do?

It's just a roof fire
You didn't see any graphite

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pour some gatorade on it

Almost twice as hot as the sun.

the center of the sun is millions of degrees

oh I guess he should buy a fan or something then

Spray axe into the computer's fan, works every time

Same here, thank God I'll get my mobile ac unit tomorrow so I'll finally stop dying
Fuck summer, fuck the sun and fuck niggers

press your face on it

The fuck are you playing?

Must equal to 3.6 roentgen so heat is not good and not terrible.

Nah, the stock CPU cooler should be fine. He just needs to reapply thermal grease.

Quickly put on your hazmat suit and duck out fast. Chernobyl 2.0 up in this motherfucker!

sit on it
your fat cells will burn
instantly lose weight

around room temperature

It's fine just add some more thermal paste

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When did Nvidia get into the CPU business?

which room

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Buy a thermoelectric generator and turn the heat into electricity which you can sell back to your town.

Chernobyl core room 1986 or thereabout

LMAO

Just for reference this COU would have to be less than 2,000 degrees colder than this niggas blood which is 10,000 Celsius

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Time to fry some eggs

Blast it with piss.

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This is 100% fake but I wanna know if that's even possible to achieve.

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yeh but a cpu has a heat sink

>If that's even possible to achieve.
Of course it's not. The PC would fucking explode. If not, it would literally melt into a plastic and metal paste.

my alienware didn't even give me a notice, the harddrive just melted

It probably happens seconds before the cpu perma fails.

Press AZ-5.

Sup fellow Ausfag, how you enjoying winter?

Nice to get a bit of relief.

Emulating Botw right now

>the sun's heat sink is the vast, cold, dark, emptiness of space

This

PCs don't explode. You're delusional.

Hotter than McDonald’s fries

I feel like a retard for even replying but the Digital Thermal Sensor inside the CPU (and the whole CPU as well, while we're at it) would be completely destroyed long before reaching that temperature. Carbon BOILS at half that temperature.

Somebody convert this into Spicy McChickens so I can understand how hot this is.

Hmm, I don't know about Spicy McChicken, but I can tell you that that CPU is about 83 Kevin, which means it's 83 times hotter than a guy named Kevin.

Surface of the sun is 5,505°C user.

thats almost hot enough to ignite the atmosphere.

impossible

I've actually heard electrolytes are good for CPU's, because our bodies closely resemble that of computers.

14567 Fahrenheit

Even better.
news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2012/01/120127-x-ray-laser-degrees-matter-hot-plasma-science-nature/

>pet it
>lose hand
Whomever wrote those entries is a huge retard

Is your computer an arwing?

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Are Fahrenheit degrees shorter than Celsius degrees?

Stop living in a volcano maybe?

Glad to see that Yea Forums at least knows some basic physics and astronomy. The other day I had to school Yea Forums about how an asteroid that was further than all the planets placed next to each other couldn't hit us. Some people must think that the solar system is only us and the sun or something.

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Not great, not terrible

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It's Yea Forums, what do you expect? With every other board about a specific thing, including Yea Forums, there is a thread about "higher" forms of their mediums. With Yea Forums it is GoT, the latest capeshit, celebrity gossip or hilariously bad attempts at stealth /pol/ threads.

Thank god for the asteroid belt. Also, god damn the asteroid belt.

Yeah I know, can't expect much from the board that spams sneed nonstop.

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Fucking kek

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OP here. I forgot to post my setup

how does it look?

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>mfw that CPU is way hotter than Kevin
Should Kevin kill himself?

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Why haven’t you pumped water into the CPU user?

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not great, not terrible

Should've made a reference to coffee.

lower the control rods

based chernobyl poster

but is there any thermal paste?

Press AZ-5 you moron

>reapplying my CPU cooler after pasting
>one of the screws fucking breaks off in the socket

at least it doesn't seem to have affected the temps having one corner be loose

you made lava

SCRAM

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About 3.50

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Well the sun's heat sink is fucking shit then unless you think that cooldown through background radiation is worth anything

They're shorter, but they're thicker.

try this

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what does 8075 degrees celsius feel like, Yea Forums?

Shouldn't have been on the toilet at the time, OP.

Like boiling oceans and burning atmospheres.

that doesn't seem very efficient

It would be enough to instantly vaporize all water and cause a steam explosion, locking the control rods in place.

(OP)
Just another faulty meter, stop wasting our time.

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Fry an egg maybe?

Why the fuck is this still filled with water? I want it emptied for the test right now, you lazy procrastinator.

evaporate, hopefully

Just slap some mayonnaise on it, works wonders and tastes delicious.

3.6 röntgen

>Come into thread to Chernobyl-post
>It's already filled
Based

Welcome comrade

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I don't know what you guys are talking about, I only see 31°.

how would you know? you ever been there? for all we know the core of a sun is a frozen vaccuum. I don't give a shit what some fucking nerd's scribbled math equation says. stick a thermometer in that shit or fuckoff.

Go away Yea Forums. Nobody likes your shitty show.
Just kidding, I've enjoyed it very much

thats a long grain of rice

6 football fields

like warm apple pie

Could be fake, but I'm guessing it's a problem with the temperature monitoring hardware or software.

bag of sand

21 hamburgers with 4 sticks of deep fried butter over a handegg stadium and a 4 bald eagles.

coins and salty milk

Sell energy for a living

wow that's hot

Those dog killers did a really shitty job in the STALKER universe.

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hotter than the fucking surface of the Sun, i think that shit will melt every material on earth. Even shit like Tungsten(3300 C) or tantalum carbide (4000 C) will melt.

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Temp sensors can get corrupted sometimes. It reads 8000 C but it's actually not.

I've seen worse he'll be fine.

just apply some thermal paste it's nothing
you didn't need your skin anyway

Send that 9900K(elvin) back to israel and wait for Ryzen 3

What do you think the Sun is made of, user?

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Very good baitings user, bravio

All this talk about heat, what about if your PC became so cold it turned into "literal" ice? Is that possible? Can you make your PC as cold as the sun but if it were made of ice?

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>ice
>cold as the sun
user what
computers actually get more power-efficient at lower temperatures. extremely low temps (like approaching absolute zero low) would make the computations slower though as all the particles and shit slow down to a crawl though

Completely impossible. At 8k degrees not just your CPU would melt, probably your entire PC would. A CPU "too hot" is on the 90 to 120 degrees, more than that and the computer auto turns off.

That is just a software error.

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damaged sensor, bugged sensor, bugged code, or simply a software that intercepts and change the value as it is handled by windows.

silicon chips are not infallible.

>Summer is here
>You can feel your CPU heat radiating from your computer while a pearl of sweat runs on your cheek

when I first built my computer I didn't do cable management properly and one of the wires was blocking the CPU fan. I didn't realise and used a CPU without a fan for about a year

>Not the picture with the baby in the microwave.

Mineral oil cooling is dope.

>Summer is here
>that one faggot guy who has full system liquid cooling with the radiators outside his house

lucky guy.

everytime i investigated it and tried to learn about it just read it's a big fucking expensive mess and everyone is better off going for air cooling.

Fish tanks, tubes, fan, and a cooling unit, you've got the mess thing right, but cost wise it's literally just the added cost of the tanks and the oil.

Also will post pics of new rig when I'm done runnin' if you catch my drift

Oh Shit. So THAT was the flash over the horizon.
For a second I thought China finally had enough.

shit meant for
Fuck my joke is ruined

Not great, not terrible.

>Hellmans
Never gets old

nah its cool it made it funnier

Tastes like metal

Did you try turning it on and off?

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!?

FUCK THE WHAT!!!!?

Yep.

Average summer day in Australia

The Pokemon universe operates on a passive form of Toon Force

It just WERKS