I watched the E3 direct a few hours ago, ask me anything

What is your mother's maiden name?

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Its a reboot of the fresh prince

And your first pet's name?

Are traps gay?

She would always tell me the only name that mattered was my father's.

Because you're alive ;)
Not bad
I don't know, I have never seen vagina in my life.
Nah, I lived in a crackhouse.
Yes
No
Goldstein
Tyrone
Nope

Has summer break started for Middle Schools yet?

Starts at the end of the week.

>Goldstein
Too easy

What did you have for dinner?

big maring

Haven't thought about dinner, I just got home, thinking about pasta from last night now.

Just drop your shits

Did the new dudebro shooter play Seven Nation Army in the trailer?

no :(

Is Ronald McDonald in Smash bros? The REAL pressing question here.

Sadly nope but two characters will be announced.

CRACK OPEN A COLD ONE BOYS
IT'S TIME FOR TEAM UNITY TARKY

Who gets revealed for smash dlc?

I'll bite.

Any new game not announced yet?

Can you make me a sandwich?

Sora and Banjo Kazooie, I was really surprised with this desu because I never thought they would make it.

Why are you so gay?

Its a really bad year for the switch because its all ports of AAA games and no unannounced games but announced games yes.

Nice LARP. Sora belongs to Disney and they are a pain to deal with.

tell me about metroid please. even if its bait I have nothing better to do

I'll get my wife
You're here.
That's why I was surprised.
There is no info this year sadly.

Who are they?

read

I get nothing, right?

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There is no FZero :(

But there was no Carlton Banks

No Carlton Banks sadly but this reboot will be a collaboration with icarly.

Internet
Lie
Why
?

credit card and date of birth please

where da profs

Uh oh Ronald Bros.

>Yes
>No
So is Metroid 5 going to be there or what?

What’s your credit card number and the 3 digits on the back?

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>Banjo Kazooie
Every time someone calls them Banjo Kazooie and not Banjo & Kazooie, an angel falls from heaven.

Alright confirmed fake, thanks retard

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I cant show proof, when we were in the room, we weren't allowed any devices with us.
No
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I know, its very unbelievable.

Pikmin 4?

Not announced.

>Sora
So you're full of shit, I'm going to assume Metroid 5 is there.

I said twice that there isn't metroid 5

Hey quick question, what mii outfits were there if there are none and also because I like RPing as well,,
*unzip dick* mind if I sucky wucky daddy?

What about animal crossing?

Pasta is always good

Seconding, what Mii outfits we looking at? Even though this is a shitty LARP, speculation passes the time for the next week.

>5353 9015 8290 7382 09/19 587
bet

>29/05/1448
Nazi scum.

But you also said Sora who was already confirmed to not be coming to Smash.

What ports?

Mii outfits will be announced later on.
New game looks awesome, its going to be hype. The name of the game is weird (Animal Crossing: Metro Mania) but it will release September 20th.
Its Sakurai, what do you expect from him.

I heard about them being microsoft/disney ones for each character.

LETS GO

Awww dude I too read that guy’s post, it was a rad direct

Will Banjo & Kazooie be in Smash? Also, how is the Pikmin 3 port.

>Goldstein
you fucking slay me user

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>Overwatch later this year
>Apex Legends, Cadence of Hyrule and A Hat in Time releasing right after the direct.
>Borderlands Trilogy and The Witcher III later this fall. (The Witcher III has already been leaked)
>Halo: MCC
There is so much that I cant name them all off by head.
Maybe because its all true.
Yes and there is no info.

Metro Mania?

The other post mentioned this name too. Can you confirm this in some way? A bit of promo material? Something?

Also with Sora and Banjo, Sora was already deconfirmed, no? And while I hope for Banjo, I dont expect it.

Before I go to bed one last question, did they finally behead Miyamoto?

>Piggybacking off some other fake leak
E3 season is the worst

What's Gex's Super Smash Bros. Ultimate reveal trailer? I've already seen it because it was leaked, so if you can't tell me properly how it went, you're a lying sack of shit.

I cant show proof because I wasn't allowed my phone in the room to prevent leaks.

For Smash characters yeh it was really surprising but its Sakurai you're talking about he always surprises us. Also for Banjo I assume its because of the close contact with Microsoft that it will happen.

Any new music you recognized in the Smash portion? Specifically Kingdom Hearts music?

Ah, makes sense honestly. Phone bans are pretty common.

Please, for the love of god tell me it has banjo do the GUH-HUH. If he doesnt, I'll be so pissed (but still love that Banjo is coming)

also can you confirm any other bits of information? Somthing the other post has not said that you would know? You both confirmed the new AC name, but a few minor differences has it shaky.

It's fake. He can't prove he's seen the conference because he's avoiding the question on what Gex's reveal trailer is. It's already been confirmed to be shown at E3.

Not yet, we're working on it.
Maybe because its true
Personally I have never played all of kingdom hearts but I think its going to be mostly music off kh3 since the trailer had kh3 music.
Its about right, nothing more that I remember unless if it comes up in my mind later on.

Is Rare Replay coming to Switch?

Gex isnt coming lol

Yes

Thank you for confirming you're full of shit. Mods, delete this thread.

If Gex actually comes, I will cut my dick off and mail it to your door, screencap this.

Who owns Gex, anyway?

Square Enix.

Can you confirm the release date on the AC:MM? I want to make sure what is put out is solid

What does Shantae's moveset look like?

Was it the awesome 2014 one, or the disappointing 2015 one?

Why are they remaking Gex: Enter the Gecko, much less as a Switch exclusive?

i want to know just this is the Banjo or Erdrick the character revealed this e3?

He didn't make it into Smash, did he?

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HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS

gay

No E

i say because, i'm also gay. i'm a guy who loves sucking cocks.

thread/10

you killed it senpai XD

you don't understand user, it's banjo and kazooie fused together

...I didn't realize that but yeah, that makes sense. Since Square owns Crystal Dynamics.

Why are you gay?

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He wants attention and is in denial about Gex getting into Smash Bros.

easier hookups

Any Wii U ports? Xenoblade X, Zelda HD, TMS?

you came to the right place then.

Just ask Crowder. Everyone is a Fig here

You are gay.

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>I don't know, I have never seen vagina in my life.
At least I know that's true.

It's not unbelievable it's fake. Neither Sora or Banjo are in.

Then who is, user?

what is new about Animal Crossing?

Any first party ports? Wind waker HD?

SMT V?

Name the new game of Monolith Soft

LET US PROCEED

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is there any waifu in the direct ?