Why havent you bought the New xbox personal care products?

Why havent you bought the New xbox personal care products?

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what does it smell like?

doritos and dew

>xbros betray ninceldos

What kind of dumb nigga would buy this? Bet you they are all filled with chemical garbage too.

Probably like some assorted mix of artificial chemicals, similar to Axe.

>xbox is busy creating soap instead of video games.

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gamer extract

Wrong fag

Have u tried it?

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I LIKE LYNX THE SCREEN IS BIGGER

What do you mean?

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Nintendo should make Smash branded soap

Based Microsoft saving every future smash tournament. Their partnership with Nintendo is really something.

>Bet you they are all filled with chemical garbage too.
What the fuck do you think soap is? It's literally poison used to kill bacteria.

Beat me to it.

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>soap is bad

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Imagine if Nintendo made Smash themed hygiene products

Now if only Nintendo would make some Melee-branded soap

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Where did I say that? You're a fucking idiot.

Cope

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Cope with the fact that you're a fucking idiot who doesn't know what soap is, and then tries to put words in my mouth? Okay.

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So, worth buying.

>Bet you they are all filled with chemical garbage too.
Do you know what soap is?

I think they got the wrong audience

>i was only pretending to be retarded

Mountain Dew

Kys

Nintendo needs this more.

No kys

Lmao

Want to try to say it to my face IRL? Ill fucking smash your teeth in kid

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The official description says that “Lynx Xbox is a fresh scent of pulsing green citrus, featuring top notes of kaffir lime and winter lemon, aromatic herbal middle notes of mint and sage, and woody bottom notes of patchouli and clearwood. Containing a range of natural essential oils, the Xbox Lynx range comes with a sleek new look and features a body spray, deodorant, and shower gel.”

Want to meet IRL?

Fucking coward loser

I don't think I want to put something on my body that is described as pulsing

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>anime
Pathetic nerd

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Get a life

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Atleast i dont watch anime like a beta loser

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>patchouli
Touhou for Xbox confirmed

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They should unironically make hygiene products marketed towards Smash players.

Or nintedorks in general

i think smash players need this way more than xbongs do

>patchouli
hell. no. GROSS.

t. Smash player

Pulsing green xbox gamer penis

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hello there,fellow smash player