>Hey bro, you playing some Mortal Kombat tonight?
>Nah, dude, I’m worried about too much stuff
>What’s happening, man?
>I had a one night stand about a year ago and now this girl is claiming I’m the father of her baby, how can I convince everyone around me that I never ever EVER touched a member of the opposite sex in my entire life?
>I have an idea, bro, don’t worry
Hey bro, you playing some Mortal Kombat tonight?
Xavier Ward
Tyler Rogers
Stay Mad
Logan Lopez
>mortal kombat
lmao tranny
Owen Thompson
>ninceldos can't decide between pretending(badly) to be chads or doing the "3d>2d" meme
LOL
Juan Morris
>That One Piece Nintendo themed drawing on the wall
Carter Robinson
>Implying that you two shouldn't just kiss already
Lucas Long
Find the thing both featured gamers have in common
Jackson Nelson
He clearly made this for his children.
Mason Gomez
I just fucked some punk girl last night who basically had this living room, ignoring that embarassment of the TV
Granted, all of the shit was for her 4 year old son
Jaxson Bennett
>dooming them to be moviebobs
what a horrible father
Jaxson Collins
Why would you need all this physical media as well as 10 controllers
Dominic Martin
>owning a Man of Steel collectors ps3
Call the mental health crisis hotline for him
Jace Butler
>no wario merch besides that smash amiibo (which isn't even the chad over all wario)
no wonder he's a permavirgin
Christopher Rogers
>balding
>manlet
>snoyboy
the unholy trinity
Xavier Rogers
BvS, not MoS
Bentley Morales
>literally my wife's son in the making
Connor Young
>that arm on the right
hol up, I recognize that arm i've seen them post on /fit/
That dude is 5'6
Jayden Miller
>ninceldo who hasn't spend a minute of his life in the gym trying to wiggle his way out of this with the manlet routine
LOL
Zachary Watson
>taking care of another man's kid
LMFAO, are you sure you aren't the one who should be owning all of the NIntendo stuff? Beta
Aiden Taylor
>necrobumping the thread with a no u
ninceldos are true gluttons for punishment
no wonder they're so fat LOL
Joshua Reyes
Bros...