What did Nintendo mean by this?

>squid

that's an octo

That's inappropriate, she isn't fat and ugly enough to be shown with that kind of clothes.

I don't know, user. But I want her ass to go balls deep onto my cock.

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No, it isn't. That's the short inkling hair.

nice ass

oh fuck, I'm blind

i think they meant yo fuck some ass

They were targeting their audience: tranny pedos

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>comparing something based with mental illness
is this the resetera cope?

I wish they were real.

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You know what you have to do but can you survive that long?

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Everytime I'm about to start up a backlog game on Steam I come across squid ass here and then play splat2 for and hour and then jack off and then I'm too tired to start up anything else

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you know what you have to do
play and then jack off some more rinse and repeat

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>they added a fucking barefoot item

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should I play Splat2? I've had it sitting in my Switch library for a while.

Can you make your woomy/veemo barefoot?

Does anyone else find it weird that little kids are playing along side adults that post this

If you have an online sub then hell yeah. play through the single player when you can though, it's basically a tutorial to git gud

user...

the kids like it too

I try to ignore that, I think most people are like 18-20 anyways

Not weird to me

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>Does anyone else find it weird that little kids are playing along side adults that post this
I find it weirder that little kids like yourself are posting alongside adults on this 18yo+ website.

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Fool no little kids play splatoon.

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>me in the top right, middle

Aren't they supposed to be invertebrates? I don't think squids have buttocks.

They wanted a more summer item but fuck footfags came out of the woodwork

I WANNA FUCK A SQUID SO BAD BROS

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Me taking the picture

>match starts up
>one of my teammates name is "Dad"

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have you tried becoming a squid

AHAHAHA EVERYONE THAT ACTUALLY WENT OCTO

They had 12000 years time to develop buttocks.

So can I or not? I need screenshots

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How does one become a squiddo?

Are you even looking through the thread?
Literally 2 posts up from yours...

Metal Pearl makes me diamonds

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They're cuter though

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just think of how many nickels you could slide in there

Why do I want to _hug a squid so much?

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Someone post boy butt for comparison, I don't know how Nintendo got away with this

This. I also want to hear them talk.

Less than a week till E3 and we find out if Splat2 gets one last content hurrah

More pls. But move camera slightly down.

Seriously the boys have almost the same bodytype. God bless Nintendo

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there's nothing wrong with some child butt cleavage

bros... I hate lost outpost

since december the only music i play during online matches is Rammstein

they just fit i dunno

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Me underneath her butt

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

How do you like the new album?

>Pearl will never accost you for a night of rough wild sex after a hard coke binge

Why even continue on

Pearlie would never do that!
she's a bit rough around the edges for sure, but she's a nice girl inside

Squids don't do that

7/10

I wanted something way more aggressive after waiting 10 years but that's ok

Go to bed Marina

That makes it even hotter
God I wish Pearl would ride my dick raw

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Same. Its definatley one of thier softer albums but nearly all the tracks are pretty solid. First time i heard Puppe i thought it was great. Now i cant stand listening to it. Favorite track is probably Tattoo or Was Ich Liebe.
Hoping they do another tour here in US. I need to see them before they retire.

So will we get Splatoon news at E3?

>First time i heard Puppe i thought it was great. Now i cant stand listening to it.

ahaha yeah same. it's just a worse Spiel Mit Mir

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That's the dream, though I wouldn't get my Hope's up. Supposedly dataminers found evidence of a 5.0.0 update in the files recently but again datamiming can be a tenuous thing to base your hopes off of especially with this franchise.

Why wouldn't you? They're adorable, and I'll go a step further; they're the best original creation Nintendo has ever had in their history, and Splatoon is the best game on Switch by a W I D E margin

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her left hand looks like a fat flacid dick

No more porn, user

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squeeds

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Fucking hell

thats not a ticket you dumb veem

>you will never do that to octoling feet

>this is what footfags looks like

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Fresh and redpilled

footfags, this is your mindset

Isn't neo geo a home console?

Damn.
Even irl footfags can't keep it to themselves.

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THREE DAYS

Aside from the announcement possibilities though I really want to watch the tournament.

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I really only watch E3 for shitposting purposes but I hope they announce some spinoff

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me in the red car

Anyone else report all the Tranny and pedo shit in Splatoon lobby? Ive reported at least 12 Gay Pride and trans flags today alone.

good job

What's the point? It's like trying to counter a flood with a kid's bucket.

Most overrated band in the franchise.

why do trannies love nintendo stuff so much? kinda embarrassing

Did you mean underrated? I've seen more people disliking them than not.

stinkie inkies? {;^))?

Callie is so cute

Me too, i report all that stuff, muh kids are playinn eree! I keep the swears and jojo references

Based

No overrated because free jazz is the diarrhea of music.

So you just mean worst.

Is this official art? I saw similar one during splatfest and it had androgynous inkiling and octolings hug each other like in jojo, is there more of art like that?

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Nintendo actually bans gay stuff, because they consider it to be political. So I report the fags for posting it, for free.

Fuck off. It fits the game.

I will never not be amused by Callie's absolutely massive floppers

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It does fit the game because where there is fresh music like Bottom Feeders, you need unfresh like Ink Theory

You call that an ass? Is the Splatoon fanbase just made up of Irishmen or what?

I just report the lewds, and gay stuff. Anything else I dont care about.

I cannot even begin to fathom having an opinion this shitty, holy hell.

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>buy my game

You will never raise an a innocent octoling child into a strong, confident and beautiful woman who wants to bang her dad.

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Flobs is good

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>Does anyone else find it weird that little kids are playing along side adults that post this
Not any more or less weird than little kids playing alongside adults posting porn sprays in TF2, CS or any other game from the early '00s

Based

They are weapons of mass destruction

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Sure is summer in here

I wish we could get some longer hairstyles. Not Callie length because mortals are not prepared for such power, but maybe just a bit more than what we currently have.

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Reminder

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Weyyos are good boys

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But Inkling girl says "mahnmehnmee"

I seen more post about feet than LGBT.

I saw a post earlier when I played that was
"No one:

Splatoon community:
I'm GaY" with idubbz crudely drawn. I thought it was pretty funny

Why are the weyyo death cries so sexual anyway?

They're masochists.

I'll take the feet over the lgbt bullshit any day

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he says as he posts two girls cuddling

Made to be murdered

>dat tiny buttcrack above the shorts
hnnnnggg

It's very odd to me that among the other nerfed asses (Samus, Snake, Bayonetta) the fucking 12 year old squid children have the most plump and rounded asses in Smash.

Yuri is pure
People telling me and everyone else in the plaza, including kids, that they all ought to be trans wile shilling their twitters and tumblrs can all fuck right off forever.

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>Yuri is pure
Hypocrite

I was wondering if there was a Callie counterpart.

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Yeah, smelly vaginas, yeaaah

what about gay feet posts

See user, there's a difference between simply being gay and making it your entire personality because there is literally nothing interesting about you.
All of those people who post their shit in the square are the latter.

Gonna have to take those on a case-by-case basis.
If it's trying to be sexy or preachy, report it. That's just kind of the general rule anyway.

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Wieners smell worse.

How do you know? You smell other guy's penis? I actually tried to lick my gf's cuni once and i nearly threw up because of the rancid smell, wow. I never do that shit again.

Men's lockers at Gold's
Fucking hell guys, wash yourselves before you get here. I understand you may have just finished training, but there's no way you can smell that fucking bad after just two hours.
And though I have little faith in your story, I offer this advice to anyone hoping to receive oral: wash. You stink down there. Was before you send your SO down there,

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Your gf is a nasty bitch then user, sorry to say. Every puss I've ever licked has had a very mild odor at worst.

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Report all gay, tranny, and lewd shit in the square. Degenerate shit doesnt belong.

berl

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No she isn't, have fun smelling vaginas, cuck. It's probably only okay to do in a shower i guess, but i would choke on water or something lmao

So report every single person, then call the cops about the lewd cephalopods in the game itself?

>i nearly threw up because of the rancid smell,
Tell your gf to wash herself properly you fucking animals.

It is weird to see the one thing that calms down the plaza is barefoot squids.

That only happened to me once but my dumbass tried to do it after a long work day.
Now I only do that directly after her showers.

She did. It still had that cheesy smell.

Why would you lick a girl's vagoo? Do you also watch blacked porn or something? That's not a manly thing to do.

Yes.

When you have a girlfriend, you want to please her and will actually care about her pleasure besides just your own.

user, you should know better than to reply to post election tourists.

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haha feets

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Shut the fuck up, Onsokumaru!

You know, at first I didn't care. It was one post here or there, harmless enough. But it just keeps festering and spreading like a horrible contagious disease. 9/10 of posts at any given time in my plaza are TRANS RIGHTS or GAY PRIDE or whatever the fuck twitter wants to virtue signal about now. Now I just report all this shit on sight as inappropriate and give a fresh to actual players who just want to talk about the game. I didn't want it to come to this, but they left me no choice. I just wanted to enjoy my squid game.

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You implied that you are girl in the first post, so fuck off, slut.
I'm actually not from pol or whatever, i'm apolitical guy who likes games but i won't ever lick a girl's vagina. I got a blowjob from a hooker once, it was meh as well

They post what they post because of assholes like you crying about degeneracy

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Twitter was a fucking mistake

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OH NO, SUN DRESSES
MY ONE WEAKNESS.

youtu.be/YgHNtzxO0y8

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Clearly aimed at pedophiles in Akihabara

How the hell did I imply that? What post are you reading?

Shut the fuck up, Onsokumaru. You're a lame tripfag.

Kids today are normalized to sexuality at a much younger age. This is Nintendo acknowledging it, and preying upon it. What we think about it is literally an afterthought to them

Based. I report them all too.

Literally every kid has watched porn at a young age since forever ago

Bud, I couldn't care less about what other people enjoy. I just care about people inflating their egos.

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Fuck off.

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user, don't...

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>once but my dumbass tried to do it after a long work day

>heart waffles and pancakes
>adorable jammies
>warm kissing
>huge Marina cleavage
>petite Pearl butt
I could fap to this but I'm not sure I should.

For some reason I really like this gear despite not being a footfag. This isn't a bad sign is it?

Responding to an user talking about licking his girlfriend's cunny. Then I replied with with that. Obviously a guy talking.

Yeah, but it was a bit more taboo and hard to come by, and don't you fucking tell me you never searched naked girls/ girls with no shirts online when you were young and first had access to a conputer. There's no way we can compete with the amount of free porn everyone has access to today. Hell, I used to join my sister when she babysat a kid who's dad had a stack of playboys in his bathroom. I spent a lot of time in that bathroom. The fact if the matter is, it's more normalized now, and kids are more sexually aware than ever before.

But it's the second best map

cope

Should Nogami cave and allow mics? I feel like it's the only way to redeem Clam Blitz and Salmon with freelancers.

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He should but he won't

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>see cute happy woomy face
>also see the lewd posing

Goddammit user

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what did she mean by this

ligma woomy

she's showing off her woomy

Nothing wrong with feet if they’re cute

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Fucking cuckold

hotglue this pls

You posted worst girl, your opinion is invalid.

I'd be fine with it only being in Clam Blitz since teamwork is 100% mandatory. I've found I can carry retards with reasonable success in salmon run, to the point where I'm pretty sure voice chat wouldn't have helped in situations where I got bumfucked. You can call out bosses to retards all day but they'll still babysit that one egg way over on the other side of the map.

Your opinions just continue to get worse and worse.

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Fuck, my sister has this exact body type, flat, slim, wide hips and it keeps driving me insane, she allows me to grope her hips and legs whenever but that just making it harder and harder for me

Pearlie's a good girlie

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>literally no thighs
poor taste

Is that why cs go doesn't allow custom tag sprays? Because I was wondering about that, seemed so unlike cs without the custom sprays.

>everyone posts nazi signs again

Yeah not happening.

This might make things clearer.

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She's ready for the hot glue.

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>Tfw broke and couldn't get either of these

you forgot goatse, tubgirl, and lemonparty. but that was just part of the fun. im an oldfag though, could be why im not fazed by it

You guys need to stop

Cute belly button.

twitter.com/JelonzoBot/status/1136124296345149440?s=19

Which Meme will Triumph?

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That has jack fucking SHIT to do with you being a hypocrite which you are faggot. Lesbians are just as disgusting as gays.

NARWHALS NARWHALS
SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN
CAUSING A COMMOTION
CAUSE THEY ARE SO AWESOME

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>bronies vs reddit memes
Can't I just have the EU one instead?

It is

>can't see unicorns without thinking about a 10 year old cartoon
>can't see a narwhal without thinking about a 10 year old reddit meme
rent free

I'm suprised Japan didn't end up making Inkling porn.

>reddit memes
How the fuck do you even know this? I've watched people complain about reddit for over 5 years now and this is still news to me.

What's the EU one ?

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Because people used to say that stupid narwhal phrase in my college courses years ago.

>ponyshit is almost ten years old
\
What the absolute fuck happened

the progression of time.

Why do people always post the version for ants?

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Wew, tell your girl to wash her ass lmao what a nasty bitch

it's time

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I don't know what phrase you're talking about, but I suppose that's fair. Better than most people who complain about reddit, anyway.

>Metal Slug

Why is she so perfect bros?

She plays the vidya gaems

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Wrong, Octo boys are cutest

what phrase? I can only think of that MrWeebl song

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You'll get something during their tournament same as smash

Something about what time a narwhal bacons. It's supposedly how they used to find each other out in the wild. It was annoying hearing it over and over again.

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If I remember, the Narwhal thing started out as a secret phrase used by people to subtlety tell them they went to that website as well without outright telling them. There was a reference to it in Neptunia VII

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shit wrong image

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I looked it up and saw a reddit post about a guy asking about it. Some phrase to identify yourself as a redditor in 2009 as a guy at the time wanted to know if redditors were near him

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Any porn of pearl in metal phase?

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Please don't lewd the Pearl

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>Tranny pedos
>Not horny teenagers
Retard

I wish horses were real

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Nah you good guy

>c'mon user don't be such a fuckin faggot, it's just a little Sea Snail, this is kiddie shit.

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>Octo boys are cutest
Well you're half right.

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Don't make me touch myself to metal Pearl please

doesnt mean they would like you

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>ywn never scoop Pearl up in a spinning hug

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>He doesn't like feet
What's it like being half a person?

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>your octo girlfriend will never chill on your lap

It hurts

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youtube.com/watch?v=z-E_fh87nWY
It should be illegal for one game to be this fresh

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The mask makes it look like she's adjusting glasses

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based

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I FUCKING HATE THESE PEOPLE

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WEON

Good

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im gonna say the c word

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CUNNY!!

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Go ahead

heres your new splatfest for this month

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>Gay month
>gay meme animals with rainbows
What did NoA mean by this?

I support gay squids

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>konpeto loves loli
>literally one Splatoon image ever
There is no hope left in man.

support lesbians not gays

lewd

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what'chu got against Gay squibs willie?

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Those are some pretty fresh dudes.

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I FUCKING HATE THESE PEOPLE

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It's like precure all over again.

>that butt cleavage
Holy shit.

this is what I want from a splatoon thread
why does there always have to be tumblr shit, "aged-up" shit, and the same idol pictures/fanart that gets resposted every fucking time?

holy shit, this actually fixes pearl and marina
It really should have been this way

People want to post things they like? Same reasons as you

Just imagine what their pussies would smell like. Seriously? You sick fucks are *actually* turned on by that?
Shiiieeee-
get outta here, boy

cute things are cute user

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upvote this post if you like both boy AND girl squids

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what if we like Octos?

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Whenever I see that outfit, all I can see is Yugi, and I hate it.

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>be me
>smash just came out
>make a beeline for inkling because I love splatoon, start playing her in training mode
>really like all the animations they gave her
>the down tilt one in particular
>pause on the frame where her legs are spread
>instant fucking boner
>I've never so much as got a stiffy from any in-game material ever
>beat my meat and bust a fat nut to the screenshot
What is it about the inkling design that directly communicates with my caveman brain to BREED

Squids in spats are a miracle of the universe

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Inkling girls are for inkling boys to love and cherish
Octo girls are for being bred by adult men
Octo boys are for Off the Hook /ss/

Artist name.
Please.

Of all the things to post about Inklings and you post about feet?

Although, this is alright though, ain't gonna lie m8

Octo girls are drawn with breasts more often which is disgusting
Octo boys are drawn being degenerate more often which is also disgusting
Octo art is usually disgusting, but actual octos are nice

Only a little, though. Any more, and that's against the law!!

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>ywn go down on a sweaty inkling after she wins another quickplay round
>she will never reward you by giving you her used spats as a reward for helping her get off

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God bless Laki

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Please don't remind me.

>That thighjob animation between Woomy and Link
those were fun threads

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never seen that. please link it.

>Octo girls are for being bred by adult men
Wrong, they're for pure love, marriage, and spending the rest of your life with.

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Hi all, Chad Thundercock calling in to tell you all this:
YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF FUCKING VIRGINS WHO WILL NEVER GET LAID! Stop mopin' about and pretending your imaginary girlfriend loves you. SHE DOESN'T, and NEVER WILL! Go out, maybe get chin surgery (because you all have really recessed chins from what I can tell), get a haircut and acne cream, lose weight and hit the gym (like myself!), and maybe, JUST MAYBE, you'll get a girlfriend who you can get to dress up as an inkling or octoling.
- Your friendly neighbourhood Chad.

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there's something about Wedding settings and inklings that go really well

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IT HAS A LITERAL ASSCRACK. YOU CAN THE LINE GOING DOWN.
I DON'T LIKE NINTENDO ANYMORE. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE PURE AND CHILD FRIENDLY. THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO STOP THIS FILTH AND DEGENERACY

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>CHILD FRIENDLY
what isn't child friendly about ass cracks?
everyone has one right?

>Complaining about aged up art

Kys yourself fucking pedo

no YOU KILL YOUSELF
Entering the territory of pedos and demanding we leave? SHAME ON YOU GO BACK

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toku ke
pixiv.net/member.php?id=206708

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I think I have finally understood the "tits are the walking man's ass" meme.

why are her feet bigger than mine

(Super) Splatoon Party?

Dont you have that backwards?

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Good lord

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You can't beat true love.

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delete this blasphemy

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make me, faggit

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No

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Now hold on one cotton picking minute. I know for a fact this guy has more art that isn't on here. Lewd squid art, that is. Why is it on boorus but not here?

Reminder that Inklings have no bones, and are therefore much more light and flexible than humans! >Imagine what you could do without bones!

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you need a pixiv account to see lewd stuff on it

Source?

user, you need an account to see anything on pixiv. There's one or two moderately lewd squids here but nothing like I've seen. Bare squid loli butt and the most bare censoring of squid pussy.

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It wasn't really a problem in Splatoon 1, I blame the election frying their brains and Splatoon 2 linking directly to Twitter instead of Miiverse

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Do Inklings have vaginas or cloaca?

>inb4 kid wins popularity

>flexible
Yes
>light
Lolnope, they have to support all their weight upright on muscle alone. They'll have to be super dense for that.

Modern squids have neither, you have to make a hole yourself.

1 (boring): They magically evolved specifically to resemble humans, so their anatomy is at least superficially as human-like as possible
2 (better): They're shape-shifting slimes that have whatever you want them to have

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This aint new. Remember DK64?
Tiny King is seriously packing some junk in the trunk.

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No. Just add more callouts to the d-pad.

Loving this squid spiritually and physically.

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It looks cute! Where do I find that anklet?

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Salmon Run this month

Thanks! But I was hoping for the rest of the old Octoling gears this month...

Foot fetish weebs are coming...

>even smash got the octoling boots before splatoon
We're going to be stuck with the ugliest part of that set forever.

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Based Retard is the best inkling alt

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imagine

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Does Marina know how bad guys want to ink her in those clothes?

me in the rightmost top left

She's a good girl but she knows exactly what she's doing

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I love it when good girls are naughty.

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Cute veemo

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Is that the fucking MY LEG guy from Spongebob

Yesterday I played Splatoon 2 again after a long time, and I rolled my eyes and braced myself that I'd have to watch fucking Pearl and Marina talk for 5 minutes. But then when I saw Marina I noticed, she doesn't look that bad at all. She has sensible proportions she looks modest and sensible. So why did that surprise me so much? Why was I expecting her to look like a slutty obnoxious thot? Then I realised, it's you. It's all of you posting this shit off-model fan art for months on end. It's you people who filled me with hate.

Kek

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If I pissed on a squid would it die?

they fucking knew what they were doing

I really want Callie to give me a flopjob with those massive floppers

It would be extremely painful

Don't do that

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The great ball of piss

Better the learn it from us than their boring ass parents.

Seconding this

12000 years isn't nearly enough to develop anything user
the human you see today is the same you could find 500 000years ago, for example

they knew exactly what they were doing when designing the inkling, right? fucking nips, may a third bomb bless them further

It's obvious just by looking at them, but if you need hard evidence that they want you to want to fuck the cephalopods Nogami is on the record saying the playable Octolings were specifically designed to be sexier than the Inklings.

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source to Octolings being sexier.

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DELET THAT PIC

chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/7078966
chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/7078968

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Pearl a cute

Splatoonfags deserve death

>even the octoboys swing their hips

Callie has fat eyebrows

SQUID KIDS SAY TRANS RIGHTS!

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>nearly 400 replies
fucking virgins

>fuckinjg people with based taste
FTFY

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Never, it's a fucking great pic squiddick

>squids are carefree and pleasure-seeking
>Inklings are more boyish/tomboyish, while Octolings are more sexy
>the player characters are around 14 years old
What did they mean by this?

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makes me wonder how squishy their pussies really are

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Octopuses and Squids actually evolve much faster than other animals. google.com/amp/s/www.sciencealert.com/octopus-and-squid-evolution-is-officially-weirder-than-we-could-have-ever-imagined/amp

>horny octoling girl pulls an unsuspecting inkling boy to come fuck her in a back alley

>What did they mean by this?
To be fair, it was translated by a fan from japanese to english.
Somebody else explained that word could mean a few things in the original, from sensual to straight up erotic.

>woomywoomywoomywoomy, rockin everywhere~

Even in 2009 that's the worst way to identify yourself

idk, if they did wouldn't they be building rockets and shitposting on anonymous forums?

open your eyes

Squids are evolved but not THAT evolved. We can't post on anonymous Chinese cartoon imageboards just yet.

Oh shit oh fuckk

yeah that's what I thought, suck it you dumb invertebrate

they don't want to go the way of the dodo (human)

FASTER!!!

>they don't want unlimited access to pornography and entertainment
definitely not evolved then

MASSIVE

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NOT BIG ENOUGH

mein land is the most based song.