I'm putting together a team

I recognize Kojima, Miyazaki, the singer of linking park and Todd

>What is Demon's Souls, what is Morrowind, what is Resident Evil 2/Devil May Cry/Viewtiful Joe/Okami/The Wonderful 101

Sell the game to people.

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Count me in, one last time lads

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why are you all here? just to suffer??

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based

for this team, i'm coming out of retirement

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fuck it, i'm in as well

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what would a game be like if geoff made it

Yu youngans stirr habe a rot to rearn, ke ke
I wirr be herping OUT!

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Heard you were looking for me

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do you guys need some mobile representation??

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Lets get this show rolling

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i've got some great ideas for some games. count me in

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lock and load fellas, let's give 'em hell

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if you need someone for marketing, look no further

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carmack is too based for this thread

if you guys need some doom maps, i'm your man!

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Miyamoto JOINS THE FIGHT!

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I don't don't feel at ease leaving you guys alone with Hideki, I'll come with you, so I can keep an eye on him.

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You guys still looking for a writer?

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Kamiya in charge of the game's Twitter account

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based

Miyazaki will make the big bosses. Kamiya will make the button mash gameplay. Todd will bring the bugs. Kojimbo will delay development 4 years. Would play.

based and redpilled

Kamiya's games are only button mashers on the easy difficulties. I can't wait for Todd to introduce a bug that kills the player mashes too hard. It just works.

Lie

needs more gums

I genuinely hate you, Pete Hines. You ruined my favourite RPGs by chasing normie money. Congratulations for all the success with Elder Scrolls and Fallout now that you've sucked the soul out of the franchises.

Kamiya and the dark souls dude aren't mainstream enough to recognize

>Sweeney funds it with fortnite money
>Cliffy B, Miyamoto, and Sakurai on gameplay
>Todd and Pete on marketing
>Sean Murray, and Toady work on procedual aspects of the game
>Todd and Molyneux as the idea guys
>Blizzard dude on mobile port
>Carmack working makes the game engine
>Romero on level design
>Kamiya and miyazaki do art direction/World design
>Avellone on writing
>Phil fish complains and quits again
>Jay implements a virtual marketplace
>Randy, embezzles a shitload of the development money given by sweeny to fund Borderlands: The Post-Pre-Sequel, and leave child pornography on his workstation. somehow this had absolutely no consequences for him despite being public knowledge and he goes back to gearbox as if nothing happened.
Well Yea Forums, would it be any good, would you make any changes?

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this meme of the third guy being relevant has gone pn long enough, bayonetta type games aren't respectable vidya, they are popcorn trash, why not put neil cuckman up there too while you're at it

seething

I can be in charge of finances and fund sourceing

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It'll be stuck in development hell anyways so ehh

Avellone and Kojima collab on the writing, how nonsensical would that be?

remove Todd and you get the best game humanity will ever experience

based

>Kojima creates an overarching plot that already makes no sense
>Avellone comes in and adds all his subversive writing bullshittery on top of that.
Jesus Christ

as Carmack as the coder, that game would be optimized as FUCK

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Fucking based

what the fuck are you on about

Hard mode: it has to use Todd's engine.

I can smell how obese you are over the internet.

Too many cooks in the kitchen.

What a weid smile, it is like there is 2 strings pulling the sides of his mouth up

carmack could make it work

John Carmack is not in that pic you idiot.

They would fire Kamiya because he doesn't do shit and spends all day on twitter. The other 3 can do fine, Miyazaki does the hard work, Todd builds the hype with his lies and personality, and Kojima talks about how the game is deep and invites some hollywood stars to also build hype in their game.

I believe someone asked Kamiya once about co-directing games and he said something like "the ship with too many captains finds the top of a mountain".

What's up with the one samefag user and his utter hateboner for Kamiya

Based on all the information that's come out about how Todd designs games, even back to the Morrowind days, tells me he'd do nothing but shut down good ideas until they all started ignoring him

>I used to have this thing with Todd, because he was one of the ones that’s like, “Let’s not make it too weird.” So I’d bamboozle him. There was a period where I would actually draw two different versions of a monster — the one that was weird and that I wanted to be in the game, and then one that was fucking crazy. And so I’d go to Todd, and I’m like, “OK, I think I’ve got the mid-level creature set.” And I’d show him a picture. He’d be like, “Nah, dude, that’s crazy.” Then I’d go back to my office and I would act like I was drawing something new, and I’d just come back with the original drawing of what I really wanted to be in there. Like, “Hey, is this what you were thinking?” And he’d be all, “Oh, yeah, that’s much better. That’s great.”
-Michael Kirkbride

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Leave the gameplay part to me

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The most important men in gaming.

Shit because they mostly can't program (kojima probably can, but it would be an MSX game), but if you put together the people that worked with em, then you would get a great game.

Kojimer, the Auteur, who walks in the office for his weekly one hour of actual work and spends the entire time staring out to the street below, framing the people below his fingers like they're the lens of some expensive camera. No one dares question the fact that he wears a Drive jacket every single time he shows up.

Miyazaki, the Creep, who seems to emerge from various parts of the building, usually coughing up some sort of slimy, tar-like mucus. Occasionally he'll try offer some words of advice to some codemonkey or artist, but his words always come out self-deprecating, muddled and generally incoherent beneath the slime effusing from his gills.

Kamiya, the Cool guy, who spends his entire week inebriated and generally half conscious, halfheartedly blocking his only real friends on twitter as he muses yet again over Scalebounds cancellation and what could and will never be. Somehow he still manages to be the most useful person in the building.

Last we have the Salesman. Cowboy boots perched on desk, teeth dazzling white and stretched in a permanent, pearly smile, most agree that the tall, charming, muscular, handsome and rather dashing man is the most valuable asset to the team. He rarely speaks, but doesn't particularly need to, as any woman walking past will find herself bandy legged at the sight of his ever-so-slightly tipped ten gallon hat, shadowing the impossibly rugged chin beneath. Remarkably, Howard managed to sell fifteen copies of Skyrim to the local Japanese schoolchildren on his first day, despite not speaking a word of the language.

The game? Oh, it's basically like Skyrim with guns.

Kek