Meanwhile, on Yea Forums Airlines...
Meanwhile, on Yea Forums Airlines
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>immediately crashes
Stewardess? Please, I need my dilator. I can't go 4 hours without it
>Bandog, Trigger, the 737 full of shitposters is in my sights. Clear to engage?
>Send them to a watery grave.
AYYYYY YO YOU WANT SOME WHISKEY
KING OF THE JUNGLE
Uh Oh
>planes makes a turn
>shitch flies like pigeon shit
*plane does a sharp turn*
*my Switch flies out of the window*
n-n-no...
Time to dance with the angels!
This would be so much better with a keyboard and mouse, fuck this consolized bullshit.
WOOOOW
Sorry Yea Forums but my flight plan only lists me, maimen, dr pavel here, but only one of you.
Why would someone shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane?
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cringe
fuck outta here, normalfag
Why yes I did bring my Switch to play Octopath Traveler. It's a 4 hour flight after all.
I thought you had to be on O2 during AR?
I'm sorry sir, but this is clearly a fake ID.
This but unironically.
All my past flights started with exactly 4h leg to the international hub and then another flight for about the same time. Octopath fit perfectly.
Except now I'm at the Gate of Finis and can't get through it in one flight.
Never been on a flight but may have to go soon. If it crashes I hope for a crit that kills me instantly.
>faint WOOP WOOP PULL UP can be heard from the cockpit
WOOP WOOP
TERRAIN
PULL UP
*kills u 80 degrees off boresight*
Instadeath is almost impossible on aircraft.
Even if you slam into the ground, it's still some 10 minutes of mass hysteria before that while in perfect health.
i fly once a year and it still terrifies me every time
Had some fun flying with the boys from /simg/ back when it was still a thing. Good times.
>50
>40
>30
>retard
>retard
>retard
BLYAT!
No that's not the big deal. What I mean is that staying alive but wounded for a while after a plane gets bane'd is probably worse than just dying in the crash.
Is that DCS? MiG23 when?
>BEEP BEEP BEEP
Man I'm so glad we're flying on a dc-10, what could possibly go wrong?
hey Stewardess I would like a Dr pepper.
Who the fuck let in the Smash fag? The whole plane fucking stinks.