ITT: dumb shit NPCs say
ITT: dumb shit NPCs say
>barafags
BMI?
Body Mass Index, i think.
His is probably very high.
god I wish that were me
Why are the battle frontier trainers so uncanny?
Their text is randomly generated
Does he still love trains?
This is based.
I will start saying this.
It's not randomly generated, but they are composed using those pre-defined player messages you could write in response to various in-game events that would show up on the TV broadcasts.
YOUR SAD LOOK
BECOMES YOU
It is a ladder, you blue-bowed bint, and I'll thank you to remember it.
Why would you make a meta thread, those are not allowed
What the fuck does it mean?
There's already enough Twitter screencap threads.
The gaypride colorfull book is the cherry of this cake.
he's got an Iron Wang
>IT WAS HER TURN
Iron Cockslap
that he's very Hard, Man
deathgrips.png
Obsessed
she's right, that's not a hasigo. it's a kyatatu.
BANJO GOOD
STEVE BAD
>ITT: dumb shit NPCs say
Shit X say.
He is using a cattail buttplug
I staple tapeworms on my penis!
>they brought the stepladder meme back
it really doesn't translate well
He spins a steely yarn about his formative years.
why didn't they just change it
That one kid in FFX who wants to be a Blitzball when he grows up
Rent free
HE DID IT AGAIN! HE GOT AWAY WITH IT!
there is no response, it's just a corpse
He responds to the codephrase "iron cock"
what? this is extremely based.
Being self-aware and able to make light of your own shortcomings is good.
N-nintendo
I lost my shit when he said that
rip von Karma's money
>/vp/
Haha you tell'em gurl
mankey have tails
Beans might be useful.
I think I'll take the GEP Gun.
he's not saying it's impossible to lower his BMI, he's making fun that his BMI is obviously going to be higher you literal mouth breather.
It's not a great joke but how anyone can get offended by it while trying to mock SJW's is fucking beyond me.
We all go through that phase
love dofus
game is full of this shit
Holy damn god.
What, you think someone has the balls to steal Von Karma's ATM card?
I screenshotted the exact same thing when I was playing through this a week ago. Also this.
NO, DON'T MAKE ME SAY IT, NOT THE C-WORD...
i can hear it in mc ride's voice
>I'm an NYU Film School Graduate, SUCKA!
Cunny pedos btfo
This is like an autism test.
DONT IT FEEL GOOD TO DRIVE A BUS
muh dick
______? ______ ______?
cute! ^v^
based maid
In the Crystal Battle Tower there's a teacher named Kawagami who says all sorts of weird shit.
It does actually because a lot of people don't actually know the difference between a ladder and a stepladder
PAUL
UNATCO hurt my weewee
Baka!
Puro?
Is trustworthy!
x/y had some interesting dialogue
Fuck Trump
shut the fuck up gramps
I wish for this every time I fall asleep but I'm still here *sad emoji*
I would like a bf who would enjoy that.
2020
Bara is almost on par eith NTR cept even some gay ntr is good
>ignore reality
>while she's embracing it to inform others that she's ignoring it
>had this NPC tell me this
>after sweeping my team with a Quick Claw Walrein with Sheer Cold
It stung just a little bit.
metal af
Absolutely based
they might aswell have made an npc that says gg ez
>Literally all of nintendo's fans
>The labo was for me!!!
Orange Man Bad
Diversity Is Our Strength
Real Communism Hasn't Been Tried Yet
No, see, your not real. Shes talking to her own imagination
Orange Man Bad!
I want a loli grandma
Who are the psychos that work for Game Freak’s localization team?
was this guy based?
There used to be some SA goon on their team, which is why you had stupid shit like "If you don't have a single badge, people will think you're a total noob, right?"
L-lewd
Why can't you stay in your containment board?
That completely flew over my head when I played Undertale
>forgot about this joke
>just now get it
Holy shit this line just brought a thousand memories flooding back
MUH DICK
God the HD sprites are ugly as hell
Because it's not a containment board
Where the mega man battle network at?
It was a different time
I think it's a great joke
>its not
Lmao
Team Skull was based
based
Redpilled as fuck
>seconds after she uses Stomp on your Kakuna and you release your String Shot
The fucking NPC dialogue in the Battle Tree to this day is still weird
>that fucking guy who says he'll lose his job and then his wife will divorce him because you beat him in battle
>...?
Savage.
I need to replay this game
ITGOESITGOESITGOESITGOES
>durrrr i only know of the word edgy from the misuse the word has received in the last few years through internet culture faggot kids
What game
Why the fuck has the english localization for Pokémon games become so fixated on fucking up personalities and lines of dialogue in favour of le epic memez?
Is it because of Treehouse?
That squad who stole a bus stop so the bus driver could chill
Does anyone have the Battle Subway screenshot of the Parasol Lady saying she would just be a lady if not for the parasol?
how are those two lines memes?
The fuck's your problem?
>fucking up personalities
Nigga they're random trainers that only appear in an early game battle facility.
>Battle facility NPCs
>Personality
>AAA game is good
OH NOOOOO WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE "PERSONALITIES" OF THESE LITERALLY TWO LINE NPCS HOW COULD THEY DO THIS
The trans blackbelt was made more ambiguous in the English localisation. In the original jap version iirc they say they used to be a man directly
>fucking up personalities
What personalities, those are random NPCs you only see once in the entire game.
I think in japanese the black belt class is actually named something man
Thank you for admitting defeat.
oras has really nice art
shame about the gameplay
haha okay dude
I thought she was saying she used to do karate but now she is a swimmer??
This is based
Eh, feels more like passive aggressiveness than a joke.
I want to say the class is "Karate King" or something like that. But in japanese she does specifically mention technology being amazing.
reminder that someone was paid money for this
Why is pokemon so good at these
It was like that in Japanese, too.
This is based
etrian mystery dungeon
Orange man bad.
it's not a functioning* containment board because we're subjected to your gayops dozens of times a week
based athena telling it like it is
>ladyboner
b a s e d
PMD is a treasure.
Is that dragon qt in vanilla?
I YIELD I YIELD
NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE
The fucking battle tower dialogue has to be the most ridiculous and asinine bullshit game freak ever pulled
haha
>Degrees of Lewdity.jpg
GIVE ME 500 MACCA
okay.
Katsuragi is not an NPC.
Bird law is very real user
a classic
DEATH GRIPS IS ONLINE
Fucking retard.
came up on that recently, its funnier because you have to go out of your way to trigger it
:(
I NEED A LIFESTONE
lmaorip stinky
have sex
Can't believe nobody posted this sweet gem
DUDE
MEMES
LMAO
This game came out in 2013
Maybe I'm just reading too into this, but this seems less like a joke and more just saltiness from the localizer's part.
3rd worlders use BMI instead of glorious body fat %
Bara is about masculinity but the term has been taken over by fatfags and furries
Xenoblade X NPCs are based
>few good screencaps of P5 because the whole game is share-disabled
This is cheating but fuck it
I can believe it.
No, it's a mod. This is what she looks like normally.
see Black Belt AKA Karate King in jap is a male only trainer class.
Reminder: Ace Attorney dates itself with every new game release
I love this thread thanks anons
Here.
there were female blackbelts or at least karate people in frlg but it's a stretch
thiccertarian
Gimme "that"! You have one of "that" right?
It means I'm free!
The promise has been made.
>Get married at 10 years of age
>Enjoy cunny
Young Link could have had the good life
So did you think the same bug catcher wanted to fight you five times in viridian forest or something?
This shit keeps me up at night
I don't have one of those. Would you like something else?
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU
It means he learned it as a Mankey when he still had a tail, duh.
Post more XenobladeX ones. There's a lot of them.
Do you have the Noppon saying "Goodbye sexy friend"?
Or the one about the Alien asking you to assassinate General Nagi when he's in your Party?
does anyone have the one of the different enemies from color splash asking mario to fuck their wife
yes, obviously. I regret sharing this. I was a retarded kid.
saved
>he didn't get it
Show please
A classic.
No, his name is Charles, he's a heartbreaker.
Unironically kino
Mia is a cute slut
They don't make them like they used to.
God i want a Switch port
shut the fuck up and don't talk about my wife that way EVER again
We all do, brother.
h-haha
*fards and shids and camed*
>filename
This is a translation error. "Blackout" was originally two words.
r/ing the gif of this where another NPC walks right by him
>drawing_furry_porn_on_patreon_for_3000USD.webm
>tfw this is the only one you deliberately fail on repeat playthroughs because lesbians are gross
I can't be the only one, right?
Why? You just catch them again. It's not like Pokemon had free will initially.
Do you have the one of the alien talking in "cool earth lingo"?
Bara Mass Index
Should I finish this game?
I think I got up to about here: youtube.com
2 bosses back2back made me fucking quit.
>*starts rhythm game*
That kid sounds pretty based
BASED
No they were called Battle Girls
the end is the greatest part of the whole game, if you got that far stop being a bitch and keep going
fuck, man
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Makes me wonder, when will we ever have a pokemon big bad villain?
Funny how the anime covered that ground with the very first movie, but we haven't seen it in the games yet
BASED SPRIGGAN.
Don't deal with hoes.
BASED BALLBUSTINGBRO
I AM GOING TO ENJOY AN EGG
I remember a time when Yea Forums was not so far up its own ass they could laugh at themselves just a little bit
this thread is just telling me that i finally have to play paper mario
only the first two
PM and TTYD are must plays, Super is optional, Color Splash only if you want the SUCC
Did you not play Ultra Sun/Ultra Moon?
Uh Color Splash is looking pretty kino
Were PMfags just being spergs in saying its bad all this time?
god I fucking hope not
you're such a fucking loser
Because the new battle system sucks dicks.
it definitely has funny moments for sure, but so does like, ever paper mario game
The rest of Color Splash is pretty questionable though. Overall the game is kinda just ok
n-no I didn't
Based and pit-pilled.
Everything about is actually pretty great except for muh generic toads/koopas/shy guys making up 90% of the cast and the gameplay which is pretty much just Sticker Star again.
So not its not really worth playing unfortunately.
>You just catch them again
You'll not catch the same pokémon. ever.
Based.
I have all the clothes to cosplay as SMT1 Gay Man
Is this a quote from /vp/?
Eh, I dunno. I feel like there's something there in one of them that's missing in the other that makes the AC one feel more like passive aggression more than just jokes at weeaboo/nerd's expenses.
get the heck outta here nerd.gif
I like you're inventive file name
the AC one is clearly treehouse being butthurt
you're right, this IS something an NPC would say
I fucking love soul hackers.
i'm straight, but traps and passing trannies make my dick hard as fuck for some reason
i see one of them and all i can think is fucking them in the ass
>losing in a pokemon game
A step ladder is shorter than ~6 feet. Anything taller than a man is just a ladder.
you could do Benny too
The battle tower clones are the biggest bullshit in video games
That’s deep, man.
>He's a fucking casual that never faced the Cheating Facilities
based
But that's exactly the kind of bitching you used to see from the hardcore weebs.
The Battle Frontier facilities are where the game decides to stop being baby mode and go full "fuck you"
>with that expression
MUH
I don’t get it. So she did blackbelt and and now she’s not?
>That portrait
Considering that Trains are super fun in Yugioh, can’t argue with him
You think that's bad?
nexusmods.com
Be nice though, the poor special snowflake who made this doesn't like criticism ;(
Black Belts are a (male) trainer class.
The NPC is a Beauty a female trainer class.
Bravo atlus
I didn't think this was too bad until I read the last screen. this translator is so butthurt
Impeach Trump
which PMD is this??
Huh. Could’ve sworn I remember there being female black belts to fight in leaf green.
explorers
They're called something else.
orange man good
>so i'll just have to give up on my dreams...
I felt something reading that
What game?
Crush Girl/Battle Girl
In that game the female equivalent is called crush girl, in other games is battle girl.
so hot
Legend of Heroes: Prophecy of the Moonlight Witch.
It's shit. Don't play it unless you're a massive fan of Kiseki.
The GAMEPLAY is trash, man.
HIRE
Marie is seeming just a tiny bit more appealing now...
actually laughed irl
Why do they all look like a melted potato head?
Don't mind if I do
Damn that was good
MY
I blame tumblr.
There's actually nothing you can do when the game decides that your win streak has gone on for too long and throws a quick claw/sheer cold 'mon at you. Because their quick claw has a 98% chance of activating, and then they just OHKO you because their OHKO moves have the same accuracy as high jump kick when you use it.
;_;
OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WIFE'S
Sky
BOYFRIEND
I quite liked this snarky line from Opus Magnum
>i'm straight
>traps and passing trannies make my dick hard as fuck
Someone actually made porn of that.
Please tell me there's porn for her
my dude, you can't just say that and not link it
>I'm not a furry, but
I don't believe you.
cummienist
fuck off and die
you're gay, and thats fine
rule34.paheal.net
Sorry for the wait, I was going post with the post before but I had to expectation high as well as I had to find it. I had go through a lot of gay porn.
I thought it meant she was a black belt then she fell in love with cock and is now a stay at home mom not a transvestite
Wow, the gay porn really fuck me up.
>Sorry for the wait, I was going to post it with the post before, but I had to make expectation high as well as I had to find it.
Jesus christ they literally all have the same fucking face.
I can appreciate that one furry mod for being diverse, like they coulda easily done basic-bitch dogs the whole way through.
Well nigga is in jail for life so its probably been taken by his daughter
Thanks
Wow, that sucked. Thanks anyway.
This... I haven't played XY but I know damn well this is a quote from a roughneck in the Battle Train. Reusing text just because it is a place they don't expect that much people will go to...
he did nothing wrong
kek
That doesn't count
He doesn't say he's still shipwrecked though.
>nigga is in jail for life
Von Karma fucking died, man. They said it in 2nd game.
Why not
Go on. Play it for free.
I remember this guy
After you beat the game he's back on the mainland and stares longingly at the island, and tells you he wishes he could go back
I always like when npcs have little arcs
I stared at this picture for 5 seconds then had a delayed reaction giggle fit. I don’t know why.
This was a good game.
>I always like when npcs have little arcs
This reminds me I cant believe no one posted the npcs from Sonic Adventure yet
Its just an animal obeying its instincts to absorb light and reach its final form
It doesn't have conviction or a plan, its like saying Groudon or Kyogre are villains, they're just dumb creatures throwing a fit
I loved Team Skull. It's not often you see media getting the "bumbling villains" thing so right, to the point that they're actually fun to interact with instead of just tiresome.
>>A step ladder is shorter than ~6 feet. Anything taller than a man is just a ladder.
No. A step ladder unfolds and can stand on its own. A ladder is a straight piece that leans against a wall.
>they're just dumb creatures throwing a fit
they're Yea Forums
Why are hikers in pokemon fat? With all that walking, you'd think they'd be in good shape.
Never should of come here
I thought soulless was a meme until I saw these horrible sprites
penile
Blacks can't swim.
he used his weiner user
i left /vp/ for a reason, please do not post this again
Oh fuck
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
He can't swim back to the mainland because he's black
The only one I remember is the girl waiting at the train station
That and the fake guy in the burger joint.
That's clearly Tomar in disguise
what game is this? Looks like SMT
Thing is that that wasn't so much a playful jab at a fanbase, like Francis was, as much as a translator whining.
What game?
It is, Nocturne
There's also a lady who has a crush on the guy working at the burger place and ends up working there with him, there's a guy dating two girls at once who later gets found out and there's also the train station workers planning out a strike and eventually doing it which stops you from taking the train.
There's probably other ones too but these are the more lengthy ones that I remember aside from the girl that you mentioned.
>super is optional
HOLY FUCK A RETARD
He pushed an iron-solid turd half way out of his asshole and then turtled it to keep it in while used it as a tail to attack.
the german slimes from Link's Awakening are weird
>never without condom
>give me your juice, I'll give you mine
He’s named Error and his friend is named Bagu (Bug)
It’s like poetry it rhymes
Nice
Wait, so Hugh is pronounced like the Hu in Human? It's not pronounced like Hug? What the fuck
Have you never heard/met someone named Hugh before
user pls
So? Pokemon are basically animals, disposable and interchangeable tools.
Corruption of Champions.png
you are gay, although less gay than many other people.
making out with a fully masculine muscular man while also being muscular and masculine yourself is true gay. and thats ok
KEK
Not all ladders are step ladders, all step ladders are ladders.
>being attracted to feminine traits makes you gay
The Battle Frontier actually sucks and the NPCs are blatant cheaters. Half the time it's some attract and double team spamming faggot. Or you get completely fucked by "10%" Quick Claws and Brightpowder. Or "30%" OHKO moves. And really there are only 3 or 4 unique facilities. Everything else is basically just the tower anyways. I love Gen 3 but fuck nostalgiafags who think the Frontier is anything but pure RNG torture.
Did you never watch Jimmy Neutron
Sounds like the joke is about you
I'm actually impressed with how well edited this is.
Ectoplasm time
I was going to shitpost but
yikes
sweet, an Oblivion mod
Have you heard of the high elves?
Not really, I've barely watched any animu, let alone complained about it online.
ganbare, meiko!
I'm struggling to even think of a word that ends with a gh where you pronounce it like a g, if anything I could see someone thinking it was pronounced "huf"
Savage as fuck holy shit
>Quasimodo used HARDEN!.png
That's Ace Attorney Online though.
He did nothing NOTHING wrong by the way.
I am the beast I worship
Only if grill
what he say?!
Could I play this on Android? Is there a patched rom out there?
The first post you linked is Wild World while the second is City Folk. And yes, you can emulate it on Android though I'm not sure what you mean by "patched." You should be able to boot it up just fine with a regular rom.
Nigger, you never heard of Hugh Jackman? Hugh Grant? Hugh Hefner? Hugh Laurie? You never heard the Hugh Mungus joke?
I refuse to believe this is real.
Could just be ESL.
At least he's an immortal background NPC that appears in every game.
That's not Kiseki. Kiseki is what translates to "Trails" in the Orbal Arc. That's just another Legend of Heroes game.
And it wouldn't have been so shit if the localization wasn't literal machine translation.