Little boy: PlayStation 4 owners

Little boy: PlayStation 4 owners
'Girl': Sony
Redbull: games with modest nudity

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damn boomers look like THAT???

>'girl'
lmfao!

We all know where this is going.

Is this some kind of shilling for some shitty beverage?

I want to slurp Monster out of her navel

I wish I looked like that

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if that was the case she'd actually be pouring out the monster in front of the little kid because he should be drinking something he could drink in front of his parents.

>shitty beverage?
I'll skullfuck your brain if you dare call monster energy shitty again

she looks like my sister

He finds a coin operated machine and makes a wish to become an adult?

Monster girl would look better with fairer skin

>'Girl'
fuck off

It tastes fucking awful.

Brand loyalty is a brain virus.

>the average Yea Forums poster

>m.jpg

it tastes like fucking poison and I truly believe that anybody who drinks it regularly has seriously damaged their mouth

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why is that user? dont you want to get along with people that think and look like you? brands make that easy!

haha no way who would ever do that

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stop

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CHAD AS FUCK

>Really dad?....

Monster Java >>>> All other Monster
I don't get monster espresso here so I can't say about that one

Pacific Punch is p great tho

That's not a redbull?

>Why am I not just playing video games?

Post the others or get out

That artist does great /ss/

>she looks like my sister
If your sister were my sister i'd fuck my sister.

I like the ones where they're working out together and then something happens

get a haircut you look like a clown

Give name

>I have a vagina

>girl

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I keep meaning to shoop some cans of white monster and boomers onto jem hadar scenes of deep space nine but then I remember I dont have photoshop. Also I dont know how to use it. Also also im not actually good at jokes.

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Shave your neck and start taking care of your hair. If you're too lazy to shave daily just do what I do and pluck your coarse chin/neck hair.

have sex

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Why don't you link to some of it, user?

How the fuck do you get hair like that? Are neckbeards really a thing? As a very hairy dude, this shit is baffling me.

>this is what have sex posters look like

>I wish my face was an almost completely even color and literally only 16 black lines

Don't we all.

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Lose weight.

Stop going out of your wage to push your neck back to add the fat. You're hilarious, we get it, now lose some weight.

Artist is Kemuri Haku.

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bruh

Daniel?

No pussies in my gym faggot. Do the roll of shame or die.

How many chins do you have dude

is that you todd

The whole point of pic is that people will respond more to simpler images, not the anime faces are more attractive.

Alice?