ASSSSSS
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
ASSSSSS
Evan Rogers
Gavin Nelson
poop
Adam Roberts
stinky weenie
Andrew Phillips
BEACHED THINGS? MORE LIKE BITCH THINGS! SHIT LOAD OF ASS FUCK!
Brayden Flores
Hes getting sucked into Sony's ass
Tyler Rivera
IT WAS A BLOWOUT ALRIGHT
BLOW OUT YOUR ASS
Aiden Hill
I’D RATHER EAT A BUNCH OF OIL-DRENCHED CRYPTOBIOTES
I’D RATHER STAND NAKED IN THE TIMEFALL
Isaiah Hughes
Dilate
Evan Gutierrez
stop posting pictures of yourself everywhere you ugly faggot
Samuel Price
Seething tranny
Jace Bell
THE ONLY VOIDOUT CRATER IS MY ASSHOLE AFTER I PLAYED THIS TIMEFALL OF A GAME
Kevin Morgan
DEATH STRANDING? MORE LIKE SHIT STRANDING FROM A JUNKYARD DOG'S PUTRID ANUS.
IF I WANTED TO BE GRABBED BY A BUNCH OF BLACK HANDS AND GET DRAGGED AWAY, I'D GO TO FUCKING BALTIMORE.
Grayson Nguyen
have sex trannies (but not with me ugly)
Grayson Phillips
stop posting yourself in threads faggot ur not goin to become a meme
Jaxon Fisher
Grayson Brooks
FUCK! I DIED! Well, atleast it will respawn me and I can try again. Wait, what the fuck? What the fuck is THIS SHIT?! I'M IN SOME WORLD WAR 1 BATTLEFIELD?! WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!
Adam Fisher
dilate
Adrian Nguyen
hes just trying to get his face out there for his "big suicide"
Juan Sanders
Oh yeah, here's a cliff I have to climb, let me see, where's the climb button...
Hmm, no, not that one, not this one... Wait.
They give you a ladder.
They give you a ladder? To climb the fucking mountains with?
You carry a ladder everywhere, just in case there's a rock to climb over. Just think about that. That's like bringing a pack of toilet paper everywhere you go just in case you fart too hard and shit yourself a little.
Not to mention it's the shittiest climbing equipment! I mean come on, what if I get stuck at the bottom of a ravine and there's nothing to prop it up against? Or fuck that, what if the ladder ISN'T TALL ENOUGH? WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!
Julian Scott
2005 wants its hairstyle back, faggot
Liam Nguyen
sucks monkey fuck
sucks monkey fuck
Jose Gray
I always knew Kojima was /ourguy/
Lucas Roberts
back to goblin
Thomas Garcia
You stole this from another post earlier today. Get a life.
Owen Hill
Samuel Bennett
He's gonna take you back to the Strand
To play Kojima's games that are bland
He'd rather have a Kojimbo
Fawn over Mikkelsen like he were queer
He'd rather have dumb game journos
Call this stupid shit the game of the year
He's the heartiest guy in the land
He's the Hearty Kojima Man
He's the Hearty Playstation 4 Man
He's the Hearty Death Stranding Man