ITT: we try to figure out Die-Hardman's identity

ITT: we try to figure out Die-Hardman's identity

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Could it be this guy?

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>Die Hardman.
What a fucking hack. This is Miura tier.

Wait... I think it's him

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Lawrence Fishburne

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Some-Blackguy

Bruce Willis in blackface

Didn't the trailer mention U.S. politics? Could it be?

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Skullface.

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Fatal-Firmdude

A. Blackmann

Fuck (You)

Found him

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>I'm not a rapper
I think I heard him say this. What did Die-Hardman mean by this?

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Will he be dropping redpills in this movie too?

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Trip honey, your obsession with that mask is making our friend uncomfortable

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Does he play lota of mahjong?

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A hidden member of the Snake family?

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Hot Coldman

>inb4 he is a white dude wearing a fatsuit

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Perhaps the lighting in the trailer played tricks and he's more pale in natural light?

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Wait a minute...

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he's white tho

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Warm...Coolman?

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Its me.

He looks orange to me.
Wait a second...

the homo to surpass all homo

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Why do YOU wear the mask?

b...bros

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I just need to drop a (You) real quick

Maybe the mask will muffle some of his broken engrish

I bet he's really a big softie

literal reddit thread

live softwoman

Die Schwermann

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yeah not enough Yea Forums approved memes like wojak and pepe

hot coldman

Yeah, FUCK everyone in this thread, we could've had a braapposting or twitter screencap thread instead

Neat

Melons

Blast Hardcheese

It's me.

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>first task is to deliver a carton of FO76 collector's editions

Its James bond

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I think its time for you to leave.

What if he only speaks in Die Hard quotes?

Gave me a chuckle

it actually is Idris Ilba, unironically.

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megaman??

RIP Kazz

Can't you read? He's a Homo Ludens, the sworn enemy of the Homo Demons.

Main character who came back from the future to change something

>Ay Tone, you see that guy?
>Man gots a baby in a jar, even takes it with him when he piss

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the fact that the mask isn't tilted the way his face is fucking kills me for no good reason

In the Japanese dub he's literally Snake, same voice tone and all. He finally quit his soldier life and switched to that of a command officer. Imagine if Hayter was his English VA and made the Snake voice. That's what the Japanese are hearing from this man right now.

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Kek

Bravo, Gabe.

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>Homo melons

>fetusgool?
>OVAH HEEERE

Itā€™s him
The Hard Man

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Literally the protagonist

>Die Hard Mann
Is he german?

If you consider Tommy earl Jenkins as Idris then sure

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Could b

Dick limpman
Piss blastman
B-ballman
Shit postman

maybe, try again

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I think the government made the BTs on purpose, to get rid of the population growth.

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what's the best software for working with this shit that isn't photoshop
i usually use irfanview+mspaint but i need something better
and FUCK GIMP unless you can show me some plugins

He is a nigger

for the record, this is what i ended up with using software that was never intended for meme fusion

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He's designed to look like Goodluck from MGS Survive because this is literally a AAA YookaLaylee or Mighty No 9, where characters are being given similar or purposefully mirroring traits to get MGS fans interested


You know, if people actually gave a shit this trend of directors recreating their works under new names would have caused an industry discussion about creative rights and ownership, but Nooooooooooooo

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what's wrong with gimp? do you hate free software?

For me, it's paint.net.

Paint.net

That new "Microsoft 3D paint" in Windows 10 also works if you don't mind learning it, and the 3D text options are actually superb for creating memes

montage of TONY, PAULIE, CARMELLA, BIG PUSSY over the song

Skull-Facemen

GIMP isn't perfect, but they fixed the UI, didn't they?

I only know he was all the time in behind Snake Eater

thanks, i forgot about this
is it a kind of midpoint between mspaint and gimp/photoshop featurewise? all i really know is that it's paint on incredible steroids

i haven't used it in years but the UI was fucking godawful and that was the main reason i dropped it, if they've spent time on that then i should probably pick it back up

paint.net is paint with layers and antialiasing basically

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Bruce Willis

>The world of Death Stranding is set after the Cheezeburgah Apocalypse

Laurence Fishburne

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AGGRO BERLIN

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ah yes, reluctant-heroman

Did nobody care who he was until he put on a mask?

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>You pissed, Sam?

Bane?

It's clearly MF DOOM, you tard

Enjoy your Hideo Kojima interactive experience, sir! Don't forget your falcon!

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copyright safe version of Goodluck from MG:S

Kek

>Arschfickmann
ftfy

Holy SHIT
KOJIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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This.

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youtube.com/watch?v=7_HUIwLNqkA

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There's only one sphere left
Demens screaming all in our ears like we're deaf
Tempt me, do a number on the crater
Line up all the BTs and sink 'em under the equator

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>Why yes, I preordered and got my Deluxe Babby Tubeā„¢. How did you know?

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Can you (or will you be able to) actually buy the mask ?

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i think paint.net might be even more infuriating to use than gimp

I'm dying hard my man

now all it needs is a wineglass edit

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Fucking kek

Smoke crackman

Buy skyriman

Ludens Can't Read 2019

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MAMA IST STOLZ

Holly damn

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underrated

you know what Amelie started?
we need you to go West and copy that

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