>the whole wide world will be yours to explore you'll be able to go wherever you want even the moon
>EVEN THE MOON
>THE MOON
>THE FUCKING MOON
are yor ready to to go the moon ludensbros?
The whole wide world will be yours to explore you'll be able to go wherever you want even the moon
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Holographic whales and flags up in this bitch
There's fucking nothing on the moon
Um, Mario already did it, sweaty.
Cringe and bluepilled
>sweaty
One of these days Peach one of these days...BING BING, WAHOO Straight to the moon!
You fucking know I am.
>Ladders on the Moon
Is Kojima bowiepilled ?
a plenty of dust, rocks and craters, and funny gravity.
IN THE VILLA OF ORMEN
>trusting HIM after mgs5 and its trailers
>being this new
how do you know?
STANDS A SOLITARY CANDLE
have you played MGS?
is this even a question?
ON THE DAY OF EXECUTION
>He doesn't know
I'm probably the minority here, but I'm only interested in this because Mads.
don't judge
This guy's right. There's nothing on the moon. No reason to go here.
now wouldnt that be gay haha
So the baby represents the player, right?
>Mads talking to the baby with baby pov camera
>Baby depicted being inside the MC
>Baby is a link between other worlds
I'm wondering if we'll see MC connecting to the baby at the end of every cutscene before we're able to control him.
so is dragons dogma whitout everything that made dragons dogma fun?
dude age like a fucking wine, I'm so jealous.
How the fuck did he do it?
there are killer rock spiders
I have a little more faith since no Konami to rush him
Dude same here, Kojima games have always been interesting to look at but every time I try one it just misses me hard.
But Mads? God damn it, I've never once wanted to indulge in any form of media because of some sexy/cute/thicc girl, but that man makes me wanna watch anything he's in.
I swear to god I haven't sucked a dick yet.
he looks like top chad, i want to be like him :<
i'm fucking 26 and i'm look like 19, kill me pls
Don't see anything wrong with that, as long as you don't have a baby face or aren't balding.
>I swear to god I haven't sucked a dick yet.
give in, user.
where do you think Nazis come from you idiot
Texas
>How the fuck did he do it?
genetics
>Are you ready to go to the moon
To explore even more barren wasteland that offers nothing?
post more Mads
one of these days, bb, one of these days... bang, zoom, straight to the moon
>they don't get it
living in cities fucked people up
>To explore even more barren wasteland that offers nothing?
almost as barren as your sex life
Kojima just steals bits and pieces here and there, mash them up into something with Bowie song lyrics and there you have it.
no
I visited the moon in outer wilds and it was fucking boring.
This game is already confirmed to be shit based on that.
bros, is this going to be the evangelion of video games?
yes
Man the beam harpoons.
>wanna share a cig user?
Men age better than women
clevr
>world fucked up by some omnipotent aliens
>death is not exist in normal meaning like in Sunless Sea
>boundary between death and live start disappearing a-la dream/reality/high planes in Bloodborne
Something like this?
the joy/the boss is easily as hot as mads
last time I watched something blind just because Mads was in it I watched Polar.
I really wish I didn't. No idea wtf Mads was thinking doing that one.
better check again
yeah, Polar was dogshit. low quality comic book villian ruined everything. enemy's were also pretty fucking gay
polar was good
Watch Arctic, the good polar Mads movie.
heh
what did he mean by this?
Haven’t you seen Transformers: Dark of the Moon
That Wizard came from the moon
And remember, Baby: No Russian.
he's probably scared
Hasta la vista, Baby.
>democrats center-left at best
>republicans extreme fringe right
>both defined by partisan authoritarianism and idpol faggotry
he probably means that your country is a failed experiment and deserves to be nuked
MGSV was essentially one long series of David Bowie references. P.S. Stop giving caramel credit for my schizo collage.
>politics moving to the right
People still believe this meme?
>democrats center-left
In your dreams.
but why would Kojima leave Konami when he's sick of MGS? to have it on one platform?
*KH-T* *T-TCHK*
*KH-T*
*KH-T T-TCHK*
*KH-T T-TCHK*
*KH-T*
*KH-T T-TCHK*
FAINTLY
*KH-T T-TCHK*
*KH-T*
I'LL GO
europeans are far more antiimmigration and have major youth fascist movements and their left still complains about america constantly
>but why would Kojima leave Konami when he's sick of MGS?
I have two theories. One or both may be true:
1) It was a ruse all along.
2) Konami flat out didn't want to fund Kojima's project anymore because they liked high profit margin manufacturing contracts (like pachinko machines) more than expensive KojiPro-brand videogames that cost millions of dollars.
The left is moving further left, so most people, which are center-left are being considered right wing now. That's why the far left keeps bullshitting that people are moving politically right.
Do you really think it is a smart move to make a game based around disgusting eyesores such as newborn babies?
Unborn babies actually, not sure how everyone keeps missing that distinction.
>That the Space Age decision-makers were aware from the get-go of the lights was clearly established by NASA itself. In 1968, a document was published entitled Chronological Catalog of Reported Lunar Events (NASA Technical Report R-277.J)
The catalog documented 579 lunar events between 1540 and 1967, about 75 percent of which referred to lunar "luminous phenomena."
you'll be on the moon in like one level probably, near the end of the game
americans are retarded enough to believe that expanded social welfare and socialism are the same thing, why would i care what you think lol. people in your country who previously thought they were center-left really *are* right-wing, and have been the whole time. the boundaries of the political spectrum don't change around to fit your skewed perceptions.
Luigi enters.
Hey Mario boy, I just had a heck off a time in the sewers.
>I'm probably the minority here
or as I like to call them
>he's been brainwashed this much by his shitty government
I unironically feel bad for you, Europe.
>WOAAAH THE MOON YOU GUYS
Is this honestly your first video game? We go to many interesting and fantastic places in every other game, but you know that you are just an obviou shill
>The babies are the link between world's
>The babies are also the players
>The ending is IRL with Reedus and Mads coming to the real world
>This is why he specifically hired IRL actors instead of random stuntmen with local
I CAN SEE IT COMING BOYS
By banging hot bitches and doing cocaine 24/7
Cocaine does seem to do wonders.
just drinking good vodka during interview for crappy movies
Yes, it is a smart move. I would also have Lars Von Trier involved in this.
Because it is, faggot nigger. Read road to serfdom.
So the conclusion to the story will be a broadway play
These threads are comfy during euro hours 2bh.
Anything can be comfy if there are no americans around. Even chinese torture.
Right? Its completely different.
But that's how I know it will be good.
>these threads are comfy when they behave like my other lefty hugboxes
just go somewhere else
It's only 5:20pm here, but the entire site does improve after midnight so you're right.
it was the united states that started this sjw bullshit
Oh yes I am
its americas fault for allowing marxist to take over academia
You guys flooded every board suddenly in 2016, you're tourists. Even the conservatives who were always here are embarrassed.
cute
sauce
That's fitting since there's fucking nothing in this game either.
Hikaru no Go. A manga about the board game Go and a kid that gets haunted by and becomes friends with the ghost of one of the best players ever.
>government handouts aren't real socialism
Flags when?
I liked being called a schizo better than reading people bitch about American politics.
same
Will I be able to visit my house in game?
Hang out with myself?
It's Peter Molyneux all over again
>The endgame is orbital moon deliveries with low gravity hazards
Literally eat Mads
what did he mean by this?
Why do cakes with weird like real paper style printing on them always look so undesirable
Look at the 2013 trailer and the game that came out. He did nothing, he'd still be making this game if he wasn't rushed.
How bout those fucking BTs in the sky ocean in Survive?
God damnit that song is so good
I kinda wanna get Survive. Did it get updates or just released and left?
Well they're either part or a multi-year long ruse cruise conspiracy between Konami and Sony or they're prototype assets Kojima was working on before he left and Konami just threw everything he left behind into a quick and dirty product to spite him.
good summary of mgs sur5
Do you have a screen of them?
Yeah the latter seems more likely.
>they're triggered by stepping onto a bridge
>likes Drive so much he actually went and scanned Refn himself
I wonder if he even knew who Kojima is
Apparently Kojima has a cameo in Refn's new series
That's what the moon people want you to think.
There are multiple videos of it if you look up metal gear survive flying thing.
Improve your english and maybe it's something like that.
I forgot, where was Kojima's moment on stage where he couldn't understand the question or forgot what to do or something and kept repeating "sorry, sorry"? People always say that he started only speaking Jap through a translator after that to avoid awkward moments. I can't seem to find it now.
We were here since /new/ when the media racebaited the Trayvon Martin case
Why do liberals take notes from Mao style communism when it comes to history? Gotta burn it all down for the sake of the narrative, huh
Why does Ragefist have such a ginormous hateboner for this game?
Literally forgot this guy existed but my friend linked me a video he did on it and it's just non-stop seething. Did Kojima fuck his waifu?
Some people really hate fun
MGR announcement at the 2011 VGAs.
>everyone has a goofy name except mads
Even Sam gets the name Porter Bridges.
He's an angry loser.
Tokyo Game Show is in September. They usually have set areas to play upcoming games. Think Kojima will show up for one last pre release showing with a demo?
yes
Oh, thanks.
I hope for a PT style undercover beta test for the MP portions of the game
With Sony not at E3 and TGA being December, TGS in September is probably the last place to show anything before launch.
Higgs is pretty normal
and Amelie
Mmmm.. Must be BT's... Gotta be
>hand in quest
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Higgs is a reference to physics god particle higgs boson at least giving it some word play going on.
Amelie is a Japanese pun on the name America.
Would he wait as long as two months out to drop a big gameplay trailer?
Yes? Last year the trailer drops were E3 and Tokyo Game Show respectively.
Say something nice to BB
>tfw the start of the trailer is Kojima talking to Big Boss
This kills the internet.
A AAAAAHHHH AAA AAAAHHH
IN THE CENTRE OF IT ALL, IN THE CENTRE OF IT ALL
he literally wants to be zero punctuation or Jim Sterling. or any other successful youtuber but he's just a sad little being instead of the hot shit in an oversaturated environment.
no other way to put it.
>DS is about Drumpf and the Wall
what a fucking idiot
The only big game events I can think of are E3, TGA, TGS, PAX, that French one and the Sony specific expo. Are any others between now and November?
Tbe song done live youtu.be
What was the Homo Sapiens, Homo Ludens and Homo Demens thing translated? I remember Homo Ludens being something about play.
Thinking men, playing men, mad men, in that order.
Death Stranding truly is the playing man's game.
user, the twist is that you've been on the moon the whole time and that the aliens are actually the humans from Earth.
Oh man, I cant imagine being this guy and hearing this in a trailer if that is the case
Cringe
>years of hype for another open world game
Japan and Rockstar are the only ones to do good open world games.
well to be honest, it will probably be just as desolate and empty as the game's main world already is
Kojima's a westaboo who's afraid of being walled off from America.
>yeah im right wing, I support giving money out for free
the state of European politics. your right wing is just diet-left.
*used to do good open world games.
MGSV and GTAV are trash.
S-Sam what are you doing with that rifle?
>Going postal. Sam out
the US government.
the Bush Family.
Operation Paperclip.
There's a huge face that looks at you smugly.
RDR2 and BOTW are the greatest open world games ever created equally and they are both Japan and Rockstar
BRAVO KOJIMA
>There's fucking nothing on the moon
Yes, you are indeed correct, maybe there's something, but not really anything important. Now IN the moon? That's a totally different thing altogether. Helium-3 to be specific. That's really valuable shit.
based
BotW is so fucking boring. Here's 100 puzzle temples that have the exact same textures and models yipeee wahoo bing bing.
never played RDR2 but it looks decent.
Imagine the ladder from Metal Gear Solid 3, but extending to the moon.
Ludens are pretty aesthetic.
>forgetting the whalers
But there ain't no whales
The whalers have done a good job then.
yeah we've done that joke like 200 times already, thank for the input
Look at this shit.
You see that moon? You can climb it.
There are glow in the dark CIA niggers on the moon
FAINTLY
>he thinks these are democrats
holy fuck the two-party system really has completely fried your brains. Those people have no political representation whatsoever, the democrats are all still corporate bootlickers who just so happen to pander to fags
Okay so I've heard that we play as Reedus while we're in America, but who's the guy with the topknot in a few of the clips? Do we get to customize our Reedus? Or were they clips from the "multiplayer" where you go around the world and otherwise
Is this some white genocide white supremacy codeword shit?
I get the slight feeling that Kojima is telling me to get a job
KOJIHACK STRIKES AGAIN
It looks more like his hairstyle will change at different points in the game.
That's Reedus you dumb cunt
>go to the moon
>no cheese in sight
I heard this shit is coming out on PC eventually. Is it true or is Snoy going to get their second game?
THE MASK IS ALREADY IN THE GAME
what we've seen of the story so far is only the beginning, the plot has you travelling into space and visiting multiple planets including mars which we've already seen. we will literally explore the solar system.
It probably will but by then it'll be spoiled everywhere and the social aspects will have hackers on PC so whats the point
fuck if my job involved walking around in picturesque environments I'd fucking love it
What do you mean we've already seen mars?
Deadass become a park ranger
t.used to be a fucking park ranger
Most of the people on the DS hype train haven't even played fucking MGSV. Bandwagon faggots.
Probably this scene
Your ass is dead.
>image being a tumblrfag
>not *thwack*
THIS BABY IS UGLY
how would you guys feel if this album was written specifically for death stranding and was an official part of the in-game ost
What is this sensation?
Not him but I thought GTA V was worse than IV. However I bought RDR2, and it was an amazing game. Easily the most detailed and lively open world game I've ever played.
brain doesn't identify it as food but there is clearly food around it, this confuses the brain and makes you uneasy while also not triggering a hunger/appetite response
>republicans extreme fringe right
How is he breathing though
I want to assume they are keeping any sort of suit or helmet out of trailers and marketing if it is indeed mars.
Ah, that would be clever I suppose.
In the last trailer before this you can see Sam holding his hand over his mouth when near BTs. I wonder if we do go to other planets if that mechanic changes or maybe with a suit you dont need to do that anymore
>>republicans extreme fringe right
The terrain certainly does look great. I've always kind of wanted a good mountain climbing game too, like Himalayan sim or something. The fact that it'll have action elements too (I still think Sam will get powers too or at least a lot of options from exo-suit tech) is really making me look forward to this.
>tfw still no Mass Effect like open universe game where I can fly my ship to a bar in a space station and fuck alien bitches
Maybe in half a decade when Star Citizen finishes development.
Based Trump.
Prove there is nothing on the moon in Death Stranding.
>Sam vists the moon
>Sees the Apollo landing site and the flag
>Accepts the offer to reconnect America
He's perfect. Thank you Kojima-san.
Mads didn't know Kojima before he got an offer from his Agent. He asked his Son who he was and met with him because of his son.
>Sam Porter Bridges
>Stand Alone Modem
>Network Ports & Bridging
post yfw mads is a playable character
la li lu le lo
Thank you Mikkelson
>Bridgette... You're the President of jack shit.
>[The Path Intensifies]
Best part of the trailer
Higgs sounds like a police chief that takes the badge and gun away from the loose cannon cop
holy fuck
The memes have intensified to the point where we may not be able to control them.
I feel like he will be. Think about that scene. He's clearly in another country and another time. Is Sam gonna be there too? Maybe but I feel like it's more likely Cliff will be playable.
remember when people thought this was troy baker? remember when people tried to line this up with the Afghanistan map in MGSV in vain attempts to discover some hidden truth in the game? I do think a few of those songs will be in DS.
>He hasn't played Battlezone 98
>Kojima games always have the comfiest threads on Yea Forums
>tfw still remember when we sent him a birthday card and my entry was on it
>He actually got it
why contain it
Need a wizard to make that bottle into a bridge baby pod or put a baby in the bottle
>v sent Kojima a birthday card
when was that ?
The sender was Aussie
I THOUGHT I WAS OFF KOJIMA'S WILD RIDE YEARS AGO AAAAAAAAAA
Imagine thinking the lanyard ghouls of the Democratic party in any represent these people.
What was that browser game where you were an astronaut on the moon and could jump on top of a tiny earth?
What the fuck are you hiding there you alien scum?
>endgame has a scene where you have to deploy a fucking massive ladder to climb to the finale that takes upwards of 7 minutes
>i'll keep coming plays for most of the ascent
Would it be a masterpiece?
truly a man of taste
Child Reedus to the Kojimbo came
Come to the dark side you bitch. See what happens.
Hm, this looks like the BRIDGES HQ.
So, was it intentional that Mads is cosplaying as Kojima here?
Being a park ranger can get creepy though
everyone ignore this alien. He's just scared we will invade his home again because we're going back there in 2024.
this is a game I am genuinely excited to play
I just want to see what this guy is thinking because all the trailers (even showing no gameplay) have been absolute kino.
reading through your guys' theories has been awesome too. really cant wait for November. I really hope I can play this one
Fry me to tha moon.
I can't believe he got Ainsley, we'll fight him on the moon and he's a Patriot AI
So kinda like a reverse Y The Last Man?
That's what I thought but can't find the original source
>English
smoking 2 packs of cigs daily