Enemy has an instant kill mechanic

>haven't actually explored everything
Yeah that's the meme anyways. I imagine that more has been discovered than the powers that be are willing to discuss, so it stays a mystery to the public. Probably ancient structures that challenge the modern timeline of humans

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We actually find ancient sites of civilization all the time off the coasts of major cities, it's just not very exciting to most normies

monkeys are such fucking cunts

story?

this looks scripted as hell

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>average brap poster

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Heat stroke

he's just giving his bro a helping hand

Nerve gas

>you will never extract the shit out of your mate
why live

No
Dude tried to remove a Japanese Hornet nest in regular bee and wasp gear. Japanese Hornets can chew through concrete

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Which one?

All monkeys
Apes are cool except nigger Chimps

>tfw level 5 enemy turns out to be a level 20 enemy

>boss has an instakill mechanic in his/her first form with a lengthy kill animation making learning the fight take forever

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>Spend hours customizing your base
>NPC pathfinding sucks and they constantly knock shit over and climb over chairs and tables

FUCKING NINJAS IN WIZARDRY 4
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Boss enters rage mode after a set amount of damage and instantly kills you

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holy fucking shit now that is insane i was wondering what happened. is he fucking dead because he looks pretty fucking dead.

>enemy takes control of your party member

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this is how you get rabies or something and became patient zero in a viral outbreak. Also fuck monkeys.

Am I the only one who has this strange urge to fight with a small monkey? I want to wrestle with one and throw it around the room while it screeches and slam it against stuff. Anyone else has this feeling?

fucking demi fiend boss

No, I'd rather just shoot them. I don't want them bite me and give me AIDS.

FUCKING PARASITES
FUCKING SCHISTISOMES BURROWING INTO YOUR SKIN

never EVER touch snails or your liver will implode

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go back to your monkey hating at youtube user

almost pissed myself laughing, gg's

NO. PLEASE NO.

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You should probably practice on dogs and cats first to give yourself the upper hand.

Yes he died. Japanese Hornets can grow up to 2in long (the size of the average human thumb)
On Lethality: The Japanese giant hornet is large and can be very aggressive if provoked. Its venom, which is injected by the 6.25 mm-long stinger, attacks the nervous system and damages the tissue of its victims.[1] Tests involving mice found that the venom falls short of being the most lethal of wasp venom, having an LD50 of 4.0 mg/kg. In comparison, the deadliest wasp venom (at least to lab mice) by weight belongs to Vespa luctuosa at 1.6 mg/kg. The potency of the sting is due, rather, to the relatively large amount of venom injected.[5] Being stung is extremely painful and can require hospitalization. Asian giant hornet stings can cause anaphylactic shock in allergic people but can still be lethal to people who are not allergic, provided the dose is sufficient. In China, where the hornet can also be found, the conventional wisdom is that people stung more than 10 times need medical help, and emergency treatment if stung more than 30 times. The stings can also cause renal failure.[6] Thirty to forty people die in Japan every year after having been stung by bees and wasps (including the Japanese hornet).[1][7]

>Enemy can PRÖÖÖHHH!! :DDD

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theoretically speaking, could you catch any diseases fucking a chimpanzee/bonobo?

Any game has scenes like pic related?
Not necessarily birds, just some something creepy that came out of nowhere and you slowly realise you are in big trouble

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>tfw unfair life

>*Party* member is secretly an eldrich abomination

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THE FUCK?

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please do NOT fuck a monkey

god, someone get the JASDF in here and hit that shit with some fucking napalm

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We don't know anything. That recent BBC documentary had supposedly some of the first ever recorded footage of a fish using tools, smashing shells against a reef. And that's happening in a beautiful well lit coral reef, not even obscured by the pressure and darkness deeper down. We've never even seen a living full-grown giant squid.

You get lyme disease from just petting a deer, so... Yes?

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>give me the good shit!

what a chad

i refuse to eat mushrooms because there is something odd about them
i literally ate bugs as a kid but mushrooms unnerve me for some reason

>enemy- OH SHIT OH FUCK

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>mfw people say these things are on par with humans

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Chinese dude who thought his suit was good enough to protect against hornets.

Turns out their stingers were longer than he thought.

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How do you think AIDS was introduced to Africans?

me on the left

Another fun fact about the bobbit worm is that it basically fucking welds itself to the surface it attaches to. Trying to remove a bobbit worm from where it's embedded itself without killing it is basically impossible.

Based doggo

Fish have also been observed using "pretty" stones as currency in exchange for cleaning from Cleaner fish

>that murder of crows
>that last one that looks right at the camera
wew lad

Thats not true retard

I know the man is dead but the footage made me laugh so whoever made this webm go fuck yourself

>the boss can counter your attacks and deflect your projectiles

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Wasn't this shit caused by the dog triggering its attack because of how close it was to the player camera instead of the hitbox?

>The entire stage is the boss

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LOOK AT THIS FUCKING THING
youtube.com/watch?v=refnOdW49rw

how can one boy be so good?

>Tfw she caught the chair

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I'm not a wasp expert but why not just torch the fuckers and the hive? Could have people with water or firefighters nearby in case the fire gets out of hand. Better than getting stung to death

>getting your ass kicked by a 35lb monkey

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Seems that way. I don't even know what game it is, just saved the webm because it's hilarious

So you accept that idiots all over the world fuck all kinds of animals except this one? Sure it looks like ugly human but thirsty savages fuck anything moving.

>i dont even know what game this is
i know this is bait, but jesus i took it hard

heres your (You)

>enemy AI breaks following an unexpected attack

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It's one call of duty, not sure which one though. I remember encountering this bug a few times.

I isn't there an EEnE episode that ends with a bunch of birds creepily covering the cul-de-sac?

>block the first chair with her bag
>catches the next one
Absolute top tier reflexes.

Wasn't this the plot /x/ dug up? Something about monkey abusers being a code word for child molestation rings?

Do you have the video link? I cannot find it on LiveLeak

I didn't say people dont fuck animals, I said the notion that AIDs appeared due to monkey fucking is as retarded as you are

what the fuck am i looking at

nope, just saved the wemb from some other thread

That is actually terrifying.

not him but I don't recognize it either, not everyone plays fps games user.

Im pretty any accelerate/combustion good enough to torch the whole hive won't just stop at the hive
Firefighters aren't miracle workers, forest fires are serious shit
also pretty sure it would be like 10 times more expensive

I think its a type of fly or wasp that lays its eggs inside other bugs so that they eat the bug inside out as they grow.

I don't have that webm of African man caught on the street fucking goat right now. Otherwise I would post it just for a moron like you.

>enemy can camouflage

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nah youre just all kids who dont recognise "old" games
its alright i dont expect you to - time marches ever onwards

>Bigger enemies have hyper armor

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>Enemy is bugged and spawns in the wrong location.

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It's acted.

>Boy, how convenient that I just SO HAPPENED to be filming a dude laughing in the face of death before he died to the very same thing he mocked

>hurr durr he died for real
Give me a name, a date and a place then, you fucking mongoloid.

>divides into 3 viable parts
GOD HAS COME TO REAP THE SINNERS

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>The villain kills the protagonists' friend thinking he wouldn't be able to retaliate

>enemy is neither alive nor dead

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>trying and miserably failing to re-create that "cooking with dog" channel

lol

that ending

that's a good one

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documentaries are staged.

>when you see it

>Fucking with a Snapper

That's a fucking no-no.

OT OF MY WAY SKINNY FUCKING SHITS

>meanwhile, in utopia Australia

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>tfw bacteria evolved the CRISPR-CAS9 system to defend themselves against the bacteriophage
>tfw we are using the CRISPR system to modify literally any genome with literally anything we want

microbiology is fucking weird

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WHERE IS YOUR READING COMPREHENSION

I DID NOT DENY THE FACT THAT SAVAGES FUCK ANIMALS

I AM REFUTING THE NOTION THAT AIDS WAS THE RESULT OF MONKEY FUCKING BECAUSE IT ISNT YOU STUPID CUNT

WHERE IS IT

>Enemy has better Sneak than you

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>bug eating idiot thinks he knows shit about mushrooms

Mushrooms are perfectly fine to eat, we won't create colonies in your brain and eat you from the inside out

>that smug content smile

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Fucking LISA the painful had this. I hated it so much. More than one enemy towards the end game had instant kill. I didn't even bother with Satan because I read most of his attacks are instant death.

Also, animal threads on Yea Forums are the best

fucking bugged stealth mechanics

it's not the same guy
who the fuck keeps making these

>Enemies can follow you between areas

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this is bullshit where's the kitty

Yeah, they taught the fish how to break clams and then filmed it in an aquarium in front of a green screen you maniac.

Prove that it wasn't. It just "happened" right?

>Enemy is hostile to all units

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>Joy mutant bites down hard

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you're now hearing the battering ram sfx from AoE II

>Kenshi handicap start mode

That fuck would have killed me in the five minutes it took for me to spot him

This can't be real

I remember from some nature show that baby elephants get their gut microbes straight from the source in a manner much like in this clip.

now that I think about it I have no idea how humans get gut microbes

Contrary to myth, HIV was not first transmitted by zoophilia.

What exactly is the difference between a crawfish and a lobster at that point?

>enemies can fail camouflage attempts

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That elephant looks pretty old and old animals get pretty weird about shit. Hell, even humans do.

below the snow you glasses wearing brainlets

aids can be transmitted through blood you retard. What most likely happened is that some retard cut himself while chopping up an infected monkey and their blood mixed together and gave the dude HIV

ITS MY LETTUCE
MY LETTUCE
AAAAA

youtube.com/watch?v=K_7ByiYbCYM
Thanks fucking god I'm not a sea creature.

NO IT HAS BEEN PROVEN TO HAVE MUTATED THROUGH COMMUNICABLE DISEASE

IT IS NOT THE RESULT OF MONKEY FUCKING IT IS THE RESULT OF MISHANDLED MEAT YOU STUPID CUNT

Oh really? We have a documented first case produced out of nowhere which proves it?

>jayjitsu
I had no idea Jays were that skilled

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So where's the documented 100% HIV positive proof that occurred? You used the words "most likely" which makes it seem like you don't actually have proof that is what happened.

it was most likely bushmeat or batshit

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Environment; crayfish reside in freshwater while lobsters in salfwater

i'm retarded please help. I don't fucking see it. My perception stat must be bugged.

>mobile game enemies are clearly visible during stealthing

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>IT IS NOT THE RESULT OF MONKEY FUCKING IT IS THE RESULT OF MISHANDLED MEAT YOU STUPID CUNT
Can you show me the research study where they found the exact place and meat that resulted in HIV? It sounds like an interesting discovery you're aware of

>HAS BEEN PROVEN
Prove it, HIV positive faggot

Have you heard about Atlantis?

and you don't have any proof either.

Those capybaras gotta get a grip.

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I'm not the one telling you that you're definitely 100% wrong. But you are telling me I'm 100% wrong. There's the difference that you are pretending not to know.

>HAYAI

I fucking hate Insects.

Right below snow cap. He would be fucking invisible anywhere else on that rock.

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Goose are such dicks.

>Japanese Hornets can chew through concrete
y-you're joking right?

>enemies can jump

>we

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right under the snow patch, zoom in a bit

>everyone has a plan until they're punched in the face

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There is literally nothing, you fucking imbeciles

le epic D&D faece xD

>user 1: makes stupid claim
>user 2: "that's stupid"
>user 1: "WELL THE BURDEN OF PROOF IS ON YOU"
based retards

>your units have terrible pathfinding and get stuck doing the same task forever

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what's going on

Calm down Stormfront niggers, your conspiracy does not thrive anymore.
>There is evidence that humans who participate in bushmeat activities, either as hunters or as bushmeat vendors, commonly acquire SIV.[241] However, SIV is a weak virus which is typically suppressed by the human immune system within weeks of infection. It is thought that several transmissions of the virus from individual to individual in quick succession are necessary to allow it enough time to mutate into HIV.[242] Furthermore, due to its relatively low person-to-person transmission rate, SIV can only spread throughout the population in the presence of one or more high-risk transmission channels, which are thought to have been absent in Africa before the 20th century.

It is simply a mutation that we have dealth with. AIDS is nearly curable now and you're all retards for thinking it was brought about by omnkey fucking

>enemy draws near on a co op escort mission

PRÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖH :DDDDD

Looks like he is scared and tries to appear larger to intimidate cameraman.

>

you think any government on earth is capable of hiding something like that for long enough?
even the smartest humans are too incompetent do do that. it also wouldn't challenge much, unless it was a non-human settlement.

>prooftards

Ultimately you can't prove anything. Plus I'm sure monkeyfucking has existed since before homo sapiens and HIV is still a new thing.

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT. That's so retarded because I didn't realize I was looking at a cliff side. I thought it was a much smaller area and therefore I was looking for a smaller living thing. ARTIFICIAL DIFFICULTY REEEEEE.

I love comments like this because it makes it more rewarding for those of us who saw it

did he dieded?

>AIDS is nearly curable

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This is fucking cartoon comedy, I'm losing my shit

youtu.be/14zmmbXsyuM
Imagine these, but big enough to catch humans

but there are humans who do this though

cope harder monkey fucker
bet you got aids already lmao

This is the dumbest meme. Your "when u see it xDD" shit isn't funny

>Saw it immediately.
wouldn't be able to outrun it though.

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>Babar decided to take up proctology.

>commonly acquire SIV
And not a word how they acquire it or they don't acquire through very viable pathway - interspecies sex.
>There is evidence
Post that evidence btw.

>Francis died over 2 years ago
The channel is just not the same anymore.

>I have no idea how humans get gut microbes
And neither does science.
There's some theories, mostly involving getting them from the environment shortly after birth, during birth or even in the womb, but we don't actually know for sure.

It's no longer considered a fatal disease

>Enemy has a delayed 1 hit kill attack

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it lost one of it's fore limbs to a trap or something. even so, it has adapted and continues to try and survive

Capybaras are pacifist

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do these things have predators? is it based turtles or something even more horrifying?

There is no rampart monkey fucking culture in the area it first originated. However there was a lot of monkey handling (eating) and timbering. Since the disease transmits through blood contact, it may have began from monkey attacks or butchering any meat you can find in unsanitary conditions.
It is very unlikely it came from monkey fucking, so give me a proof first nigger.

seriously dude, there's a big cat there
the longer you don't see it, the dumber you look

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FUCK the entire ocean
>Bobbitt worms
>Mooray eels
>Lampreys
>Any kind of fucking eel
>Octopus
>Giant Squid
>Those fish with human teeth
FUCK ALL OF IT

>because of how close it was to the player camera instead of the hitbox?
WTF how do you think zooming in works? Do you actually think a camera gets closer? You decrease the field of view. The camera isn't going anywere. Is this American education or something? Binoculars are actually really long pipes with cameras in the end?

>Asian giant hornet stings can cause anaphylactic shock in allergic people
a fucking basedbean can do that what is the point in mentioning that

aww he's smilling

>be the most chill animal on the planet
>the capybara
>wanna eat some meal
>spot pile of lettuce
>find a dashing long necked beast also munching on it
>perhaps they will sha-
>REEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK OFF ITS MINE REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>???
imagine being an asshole to the only animal that can chill with things that kill it and NOT die on a regular basis

Shhh user, you're supposed to play along and post reaction faces like you saw something spooky. It's Yea Forums culture. Most won't tell you this right up front because they want you to "lurk moar" and find out for yourself, but I'm sick of that secret club mentality so there you go.

>And not a word how they acquire it or they don't acquire through very viable pathway - interspecies sex.
Yes the hunters/butchers clearly fuck the monkeys, you're either a retard or baiting

>thread got derailed by fucking monkeys/aids

well

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are you trolling, user?

there is literally a kitty in the picture

Does it taste like lobster?

I hate nu-Yea Forums

>Bushmeat activities
>Bushmeat activities
>Bushmeat activities
>Bushmeat activities
>Bushmeat activities

THAT MEANS NIGGERS THAT BUTCHER WHATEVER THEY CAN FIND YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT

What does your obsession with identity politics have to do with biological fact idiot?
Current-gen ARVs can completely suppress HIV to below transmissible and even detectable levels.
If they were rolled out across the world today this would be the last generation that would ever have AIDS.

>all those words
the left can't meme

I like the fish that hide in the sea cucumbers butts

>Yes the hunters/butchers clearly fuck the monkeys
You've never been to /k/, newfag?

lydia fucked my whole fucking house up

They have no self-defense what so ever. they aren't fast enough to run away from Jaguars. They're basically livestock for beasts in the amazon.

*dark souls backstab sound effect*

Geese are certified fucking assholes.

>Missing an arm
Poor bear

>enemy tries to charm you
>it's super effective

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don't hate on mari-kun

You're not tricking me into wasting any more of my time. Nice try, dipshits.

what is wrong with people holy shit

Yo don't be racist against niggers, it's their nature.

bird fights are always like super intense action movies. I see them all the time in michigan, and I can hear intense orchestra music with a choir singing in latin everytime.

Somebody, post it

none of it's certain, personally I believe we get it mostly from the birth canal and breastmilk. Plus a good amount from foods like raw milk and fermented stuff

Well shit now I feel bad

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Everyone chose a different character and the boss fight is against a tree.

T. Bogard

>enemy has damage reflection

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Looks like it's front paws are hurt

there literally is one a big cat right under the snowy part, dingus

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People with AIDS can have sex and have children without propagating the virus. Where the fuck do you think all that AIDS research money went?

>Enemies have a cannibalism mechanic

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>when you reach the late stages of the game and it just starts throwing hordes of enemies at you

Animals don't purposefully drink alcohool just to get intoxicated and ending up in jail for doing stupid shit.

either way it only really effects gay people since only their sex is decrepit enough to cause both parties to swap blood

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humans are big tubes with a mouth on one end and a butthole on the other. everything you breathe eventually goes down your throat as mucus as well as everything you eat. babies can't eat normal food right away and it takes time for your gut to establish itself

Do your eyes work? Are you just pretending to be retarded? Do you really think 'the left' made that meme?

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>lol 9mm.jpg

>low level trolling: "OMG there is something there xdDdd"
>master level trolling: "There is nothing there, everyone else is trolling xdDD"
I really like meta-memeing, but one last chance to save your soul: it's right below the largest snow patch, it's in a weird position

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Into child sex trafficking like nearly all foundation scams.

kissing. you have bacteria in the mouth too.

chitin is fucking weird shit
>not plant
>but not meat
WHAT IS IT THEN

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>this is your brain on /pol/

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>better decriminalize purposely giving people HIV

Animal threads are fun until this ends up happening :(

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they can jump and have fairly long necks. I could see one easily clearing a foot

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In the Windwaker if the weather turns bad and you're surrounded by seagulls you're about to get sucked into a vortex and get forced to fight a giant octopus.

FUCK YOU IMMA SHAARRRRK

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furious george.webm

Source on this right now

>too many words
it's a lefty meme, sorry

meant to post this, but still appropiate

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looks like he might've fucked up the old lady's heart/lungs

You don't realise what kind of hellspawn you're talking about.
>Roughly the size of your thumb and with a stinger a quarter of an inch long
>Venom causes your skin to slough away at the point of contact
>Said venom also contains a pheromone signalling all hornets in the area to attack
>Can fly at twenty five miles an hour and travel up to fifty miles in a single day, so there's no running from them
>They like to burrow underground but are extremely territorial, if you happen to walk over a buried nest and hear angry buzzing you're in for a hell of a time

youtube.com/watch?v=JDSf3Kshq1M

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Fuck off
I have a D&D character that's a Kenku Bard that only plays Wind instruments. I don't actually play them but use Mimicry and I also steal other bards songs and claim them as my own

>enemies can enter """safe""" zones

>Enemy is in the service of the horned one

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>Animal companions get more attention

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>kill animal
>creep a little sneaky

It couldn't be more obvious.
Why are you so mad about it?

fuck it , i'll dump all

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we are nothing but bonobos and baboons

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29 years Google Search
hiv.va.gov/patient/faqs/conceiving-with-mixed-HIV-status-couple.asp

You're blind and dumb

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>Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique

This one or one of the others?

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/r/ mootkins cap on Yea Forums for this newfag

DON'T DO IT, user
SOMEONE IS GONNA POST IT AGAIN

my animals in hiding folder

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I could absolutely wreck a dog though. I have wrestled with my dog enough to be familiar with how they move. a monkey would be a different ballgame

>you can deflect the boss' projectiles to damage his minions

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:3

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Its amazing how Geese are literally the biggest cunts on the planet. The only possible animal to have a problem with the fucking Capybara, an animal so chill it hangs with predators and enjoys hotsprings

Imagine living to the age of 90 and this is how you die.

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You failed your natural selection test. See me after death.

I'd have preferred the one about the lone hunter, but this works

wow that dog is really autistic

What are you on about, m8

10/10

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No, I've fought enough with my little brother.

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>accidentally touching the takedown button in asscreed

That's a misconception. Heterosexual sex can lead to HIV transmission. Gays, and specifically gay men, do have a massively higher number of HIV infections for many reasons that /pol/ will gladly tell you, but it's not strictly because only their sexual activities lead to the equivalent of blood contact, they don't have a monopoly on that.

satan was easy just spam status effects on him. that game's combat system was ass though

Do dogs just not get the threat of a Kangaroo chokehold because they somewhat resemble humans?

>enemy can track your input and counter immediately

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getting punched in the chest is the worst especially if your in your 80s

Octopuses are cute tho

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Why do white dudes do shit like this?

>what is wrong with people holy shit
Cardiovascular diseases most likely. :^)

most people are immune to CRISPR
those that aren't have immuno deficiencies and are doomed anyway.

life sucks eh

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I guarantee you'll go on to be a rapist one day

the fucking ketchup gets me

>HIV is transmitted only through blood
imagine being this ignorant

Bear in the bottom right.

>enemy can fucking divide into new mooks

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CRISPR isn't deadly to humans
the point of it is that eventually gene editing in live patients will be possible. China is already experimenting on people

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Depends on the dog, really

FUCKIN MUSLIMS

the pearl fish is one kinky cunt

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hitting a young healthy person there can be lethal, poor granny

Is it normal to be panting like that?

>why do americans do shit like this
ftfy

Yeah...But how does it taste?

please be nice to him

I can hear clown car honks in my head when they hit the ground

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>americans
>white
lol

>white people joke about seasoning or food
EVERY TIME

if it's too big I think it's only a matter of getting my arm down its throat and most dogs don't know how to avoid that

>60 years

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>thought it was three worms in there
>it just divided itself into three parts
>that can all still move on their own

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more like
>über post-endgame ultra artificially difficult extra dungeons are just an inconsistent mess of superdeath variations of all sorts of enemy types with no regard for the themes

It's probably hot, or has just finished fucking the girl

either it mutated from another disease, or it's always been around and everyone simply thought people were just dying of pneumonia randomly, which was common until like, 100 years ago, since AIDS takes over a decade to become lethal.
the fact that you assume we knew/know every bacteria or virus ever makes your retarded.

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this is why penguins stopped flying altogether

fun fact. I once got banned for 3 days for posting this same video in a webm thread on Yea Forums

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>fighting the Taurus Demon the first time

bigfoot?

it would probably taste like really muddy lobster

freshwater fish in general can have an off taste if you don't prep them properly.

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They also have poisonous bites. These cunts and other giant bugs are the reason I'm never going to Japan. Fuck that shit.

>Enemy turns into a ragdoll upon death

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Gay sex had a higher transmission rate cause they have no risk of pregnancy (duh) so didn't used to use condoms, until HIV was discovered as the cause of an outbreak of people having compromised immune systems in the 80s, and by then the infection had spread through the community and was irrevocably associated with gays

>game lets you romance other species

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Do you mind?
It's like highschool. Everyone gets to be made fun of, and when you are perfect you let them make fun of something stupid and pretend you care.

>haha imagine if that was you

>game has multiple romance routes

any monkey of could rip your face off in 2 seconds

>Fish have also been observed using "pretty" stones as currency in exchange for cleaning from Cleaner fish
this entire sentence is fucking horrifying

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>tries to stand in a Rockstar game

>"god exists"
Uh explain this dotards??

Prince of Persia!

Do you post on YouTube?

Daily reminder only brown people hate monkeys. White people never see them so they're indifferent

WHITE GIRLS ___ DOGS

Yeah, I would've died in the five minutes it took to even look for the shittin' thing.

>player character has an instant kill spell
>it only works against low level enemies
>low level enemies that can be killed quickly by normal means anyway

wow, what a waste

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When they actually chose to draw in the new Berserk show, it looked godlike

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>with enough effort game lets you tame any creature

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I just wish they'd get some new material. Like something about fishing or going kyaking. Or sweater vests.

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PET?

And with that, I'm out

>tfw a game is fun

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I made a d&d character that was a chaotic evil wizard that was a goat. all I did was follow the party around, and whenever I felt like it, the goat would scream (like those goats in the video of goats screaming like people), and fire spells would go off around the goat.
It was my favorite murderhobo

Are there seriously people on Yea Forums that have never eaten crawdads?

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friend of animals perk in fallout
i saw a guy with a fucking pet death claw in his house the other night in 76

humans get their gut microbes from breast milk

is this kind of bug party i wasnt invited to wtf

>Nintendo fans hear atlus will announce something.webm

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>Chad horse stomps birds
>doesn't even try
Cats btfo

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hehehe

That's the saddest thing about it.

I don't blame him Abaci are fun as hell

I wish I had inbuilt stabilizer like that.
youtube.com/watch?v=CTXjaCvNSqc

I've had crawdads, but never that big. The smaller crawdads weren't nearly as sweet as lobster.

this is an accurate description of pussy

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>goes immediately for the butthole

that's me

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Horses are pretty based

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Apologize to the whole thread already

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There's a video of a pajeet doing the same thing at a construction site or something. Got stuck at the bottom, then just runs round and round till he reaches the top and his buddies catch him and pull him out.

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no

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If today an animal can adapt in this manner after one of their front paw is damaged, it could happen in the past. I could see the entire Bigfoot legends being caused by a similar bear, especially if the bear alternates between standing and walking, and only stands 1% of the time but otherwise looks like a normal bear.

>Shark panicks and just wants to get out
>Seems to hurt itself in the process

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damn that horse beefy

lol

you just know

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HOLY SHIT THEY'RE EVOLVING THEY'RE COMING TO REPLACE US AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

swole as fuck

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that you're trying too hard to fit in

>that sexy mommy penguin at the beginning

what the fuck just happened
holy fuck

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>crits are affected by the agility stat
Still waiting for more SMTV news.

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Is it playable yet?

>Animal Friend perk in Fallout: New Vegas
>Almost every single animal in the game is excluded

Anything that swallows its prey whole can just fuck off back to the abyss.

>black ops
>old game
lmao these zoomers

>game doesnt have an easy mode

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I posted a chicken image

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It came out in 2010 which was 19 years ago user

japanese hornets are going to control this universe i see

That makes me think of the old idiom that advanced technology can look like magic. We're looking at a chunk of levitating metal turning into lava. If you showed this to peasants from hundreds of years ago, they would probably make the sign of the cross and recite a short prayer.

playing on console ps4, its pretty stable. if you like looting and shooting/building houses i'd say give it a shot, but not for more than 20 bucks. you can travel to other peoples camps and buy/sell items now, its fun seeing other peoples creations

I have this one.
I also have one on adventures in armadillo consumption and leprosy.

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>That last glance.

Shit... RIP fish...

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one time when I was living in Japan, there was a moth the size of a fucking dinner plate was on my apartment door(outdoor entrance) at night. Needless to say I didnt go home that night.

>We've never even seen a living full-grown giant squid.
But we totally got footage of one in like 2005. It was a big news story at the time

How can you say you love h- oh. Never mind.

Aw come on, anyone can dead hang from the ledge and hook one leg up.

>americans
That isnt america

The moment he opened his mouth I felt chills down my spine

DEXFAGS BTFO
CON WINS AGAIN

why are brazilians so violent?

this is hot

>game lets you drop food to bait enemies

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Don't trust either dog. The one saying that one of them only tells lies and the other only tells the truth could be a lie, and they could both be liars. And if that is not a lie, it still leaves you with one who only tells lies. So you have a 50% chance of having 50% chance that you're being told the truth.

1989

>Obliterating your bank account in 2019
>Not fatal

>Artemis Master of the hunt
this guy is cringe as fuck.

>mfw I am moving to Japan in a couple of weeks
bros...

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snail infested with a type of worm that pulsates in their eye stalks to make them look like appetizing treats to birds, where they continue their life cycle.

>Common mobs can crit

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>Berates other poster for 'you dumb, that's not how cameras and muh bongnoculars REALLY work!'
>Never realized he was looking at a fucking webem of a video game bug and camera jank is a very real probability

What the fuck are they putting in the water over in Britlandia where you can't even recognize standard fucking FPS gameplay? Do dogs actually teleport sideways over there when you shoot at them? Is that why guns are forbidden, they unlock secret ninja powers in the local wildlife?

I'm used to Yea Forums fucking up and image switch my pic, but that only happens for two pics posted at the same time. Also, I always saw it with thumbnail switching, not the image too.

I was weirded out because I thought you somehow stole my picture, but I see it's not the same file, thanks god. But now I can't post the same file because it says it's already posted on

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>GIMME THE CHOCOLATE

Is this webm cut short? I remember it going for a few more seconds and the girl received help to climb

This is why I'm happy I'm
1. A Human
2. Too big to be Arthropod fodder
3. Don't live in the ocean

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You just don't mess with nature man.

>final boss is a girl

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checked

that's kino

Good look Ken-sama

it's the shorter one yeah

user your computer did a fucky wucky

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Oh you're American, I'm so sorry

>mfw i really like crows because i met a friendly wild one and that happens

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does snipping your tongue like that not fuck with your taste buds?

I don't get why this video was such a big deal. That is literally the worst punch I have ever seen thrown by a man.

>WE ARE THE BROTHERHOOD OF STEEL

>yeah bruh just go get HIV nbd everyone else will just pay for your worthless ass xD

Reminder this man got criminally prosecuted for "animal abuse".

Nope. I don't even have that picture in my computer Also, it doesn't let me post my own chicken axe, because the Yea Forums system believes its there

it was probably just to tell the kangaroo to stop fucking around
fucker had his dog in a headlock

No matter what the reason is for the dog's attack animation glitch, zooming in with scopes has never had anything to do with the position of the camera in any game ever.

There's actually a practical reason he's doing that. An elephant's diet consists of a lot of fibrous plants. Their bodies are not equipped to digest those kinds of plants on the first go around. Really tough plants. So they eat it again to get all of the nutrients out

and fucking cute

more like shrimp

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>enemy is spawncamping

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Man, we really do come from primates

have you heard of snails infected by some kind of parasite that takes control of their motor system so they can make it easier for birds to eat it and thus continue their life cycle? they literally make snails some kind of zombie.

PÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ :DDDDDD

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Your tongue has thousands upon thousands of them. Eliminating some in the middle has no effect, especially since the bullshit that people are taught in elementary school about the different taste areas of the tongue is 100% false and every taste bud can in fact taste all flavors.

True, that variation of the door puzzle is deeply flawed. The two guards can't be the one that recite the rules of the game. One of them can't speak them truthfully. If they speak at the same time, the rules are paradoxical and impossible and can't be trusted, if only one of them talks, the speaker gave away himself.

based, humans should totally eat bugs and plants

>tfw you're surrounded by little girls on the train

I still think its bullshit the Japanese claimed they discovered the savory taste bud

Chirpy (2001) Remastered

I once saw a dog cleaning other's butthole so this just seems bad to me

Why are horses so brutal at little birds?

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Cute cat

Aw, that's cute. he's playing with the-
>just eats the fucking baby chick

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delet

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Enemy can bee seduced
youtube.com/watch?v=KlnrcBkFVQM

Fuck everyone and stupid fucking bait, HIV is a mutation of SIV which you get from some gay ass monkeys in Africa.

Get SIV (which does nothing by itself, your immune system will deal with it) enough times, or spread it to enough people and it becomes HIV, for those who lack brain cells (clearly most of you)

Imagine the BJ

The ocean is effectively an alien planet on our own world.

am I a monster for eating pork

cows and other grazers do this too except with vomit. Goats are notorious for having gross breath because they hold the vomit in mouth

where's the webm of a horse just casually stepping on a bird

My fucking god. Is that turtle from Gumball

>newfags pretending to be oldfags
Go ahead and jerk about Halo and Naruto, newfriend

:3

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>game is good

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dammit I came to late here :(

What a cunt.

Who cares. Imagine what she can do to a dick.

Was he? I thought people were mad because they didn't understand the full context. A clip that circulated was just him squaring up and punching the kangaroo.

arent horses herbivores?

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Elephants unironically do

We'll have to, eventually. And by "we" I mean "you" because I'm too 1st world for this shit.

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Literally every Dead Rising 1 psychopath presentation

I should really stop watching noname55's stuff

It was a young squid. The most we can do is speculate on how big they get based on the size of the scars they leave on sperm whales that hunt them.

Whoa Black Science Man, that's deep

Imagine getting a titjob while that tongue runs over your tip

that shit is the worst. especially when the first phase of a 2 phase boss is tedious and too hard otherwise, then you die to the arguably easier second phase just because you ran out of heals/aren't able to practice fighting it as much

>will never harm or affect you in any way
>reee kill it kill it grug scared

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nope

Seaguls are the niggers of the bird world.

>is that a walkin chicken tendie?

7% implies we know the 100% so how can we know we only know 7 %

human flesh has been called "long pig" by cannibal tribes. Pork is the closest you will ever come to eating people.
But also, sausage is tasty so what the fuck ever gimme da salami

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But that's a swan you fucking idiots

nobody is using unmodified crispr in vivo on humans you fucktard

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Forgot webm. The shallows make them sleepy.

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Chinese.

here

you'll need a huge cock for that, like 6inch or bigger, that's only for pornstars

>tfw vermin is dead

>2fast2furrious

benis

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>She doesn't pull her pants down at the end

Nope
All herbivores are just opportunistic carnivores
Goes to show how retarded vegans and vegetarians are

AND I FLUNG HIM INTO THE FUTURE

>Japan
These are just fucking moths, doesn't matter which size their are, they can't do shit

dafuq

???
are you autistic?

>6 inch is a giant dick
I know 5.5 is the average for the US but pornstars have like 8 or 9 inch dicks. Far beyond realistic

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What the fuck

Animals exposed to addictive drugs will choose to take the drug, even if it hurts their own health, the health of others, or eventually kill themselves in the process. Sorry to burst your bubble that nature is pure and beautiful. Animals do all the dumb shit that humans do.

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Seems like quite a production they've got like a dozen people there to take the body away. All this for some liveleak clout?

Is he masturbating?

looks like rusted iron

>boss summons minions

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>Simultaneously licking both balls

i remember this webm from another thread
3 guys posted 3 different crops of the same out fucking skilled jpg within 10 seconds, including a goddamn 2000x2000, thread got nani'd to hell

Wait what? Why did it do that?

Fun fact. Depending on how anal you are about definitions; the're are technically no true vegetarians in the animal kingdom since all animals that give live birth will eat the placenta off their children and resort to meat if there are no veggies present.

lel

sleep boner

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MGS1?

kek

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A kangaroo can split you in half with a kick.

It's big, it's colorful, it's alive and it looks tasty, EAT IT DUDE

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What the fuck is going on here

He didn't fly so good

oh god yes

Strong animals are fucking great

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It's played in reverse